On Patrol With Officer Jex - Jerma Streams True Crime: New York City (Long Edit #1) 

Oh boy it's my favorite streamer Jerma985 playing the role of "Good Cop!" I sure hope he doesn't punch an innocent civilian in the face, escape on a motorcycle, then get hit by a car and explode like a firework!

The first thing he thought of to max out his bitrate was holding up a headphone wire and shaking it vigorously. I love it.

“That guy died huffing Glade in a van 40 years ago” is an All-Timer Jerma line

53:03 the idea that someone hadn't taken a SINGLE STEP and was still gaining on Jerma in a car is terrifying

Why is npcs going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" whenever they get run over and turned into red mist so funny

4 hours of Jerma going the wrong way down every one way street in New York

I think part of the reason this game is so unintentionally hilarious is because him playing with a high framerate makes the timescale in the game like 1.3x faster or something like that Oh he figures out the framerate is causing weird stuff pretty early on

He looked so young and happy, where have those years gone ?

Jerma pulled me over for speeding. I rolled down my window and he was in a full clown costume. He honked his nose and stared at me for 1-3 minutes. He didn’t blink once. His eyes watered and his make up got washed off from the water. He then pulled me out of my car, put one of my hands in a cuff and the other to a pole. The clown took my car, drove five feet and exploded. I still remember seeing him sit down calmly in the fire of the car and turn his neck like an owl towards me. He whispered something. I couldn’t hear it. I think about that every day.

Finally they caught the mass-serial murderer Jerma. Justice for the 985 victims. Can't wait to hear the verdict!

1:12:20 LMFAOOO WHAT THE FUCKK?? THE 'police radio' IS LITERALLY AN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TRANSMISSION 😭 "Southwest 925 climb & mantain flight level three-seven-zero"

3:00:47 i like how jerma's reaction is just "no..why?" like this is the most devastating thing that has happened to him

One of my favorite part of these streams is that Jerma seemingly has this urge to ALWAYS drive on the wrong side of the road. Its the entire reason he couldn't start the second mission.

Skye you're killing me. I absolutely love this stream from that era. This and Punisher were amazing streams. Keep it up! Thank you for all the work you provide us jermamites you're a real one xo 💕

*FIRES A FUCKING PISTOL INTO THE AIR* "everybody calm down."

The only bad part of these golden streams is that there is a finite amount of them

The lack of music makes this much more eerie and with only the voice of my favourite psychopath to comfort me

Registered Jex Offender

in retrospect, the way he played this game isn't too far off from the IRL nypd

"Why is a head shot a bad cop?" ...ok

Somebody needs to teach him how one-way streets work

Jeremy "Fear Implies Guilt" Elbertson

Absolutely pegged for this edit

We really appreciate the old Jerma highlights. Good to see this timeline's version of him is still streaming.

Sometimes I feel like Jerma is just a character he has played for 10 years and we haven't figured it out yet.

Watching these older streams I question if there was ever a time he wasn't filled with bloodlust. "Do your PT to become a detective" *snaps a trainers neck*

Stopping and frisking people while in civilian clothes seems like a bad idea lmao

I absolutely needed this right now,thank you😊

i love this game and this stream and this streamer and this editor

SO THATS WHAT THE JERMAMUSTARD IS. i always wonder like what the fuck what this emote is even. cant believe its just an abomination, thats just it

53:24 what an interesting sequence of events

1:27:00 I lived in Vermont my whole life. Terrifying to think that Jerma knows what our state is shaped like.

So many years I have watched Jerma, but I have still not figured out why he finds car accidents so damn funny

one of my favorite streams EVER its slept on!!! thank you skye for always feeding us

YES, always wanted an edit of this. Thank you

♥♥ THANK YOU so much for the work you do on these edits Skye!!

skye you're insane i was literally thinking about watching these last week. Bless you

There needs to be a comp of Jerma's one second image stream start screen. I remember the most popular was the "Naked" one.

Love the older stream edits. Thank you based skye

The lack of music makes this even funnier

these streams were good thanks for the edit

Skye does my favorite edits like ever. Keep doing such amazing work

Any Jerma edit that starts with "Month, Day, Year" is gonna be a *good* one.

Loving these older edits, thanks!

The comedic timing between Jerma and this game is scientifically improbable

Already watched this whole stream but any edit from Skye is worth watching

1:07:54 Hearing Jeremiah say "serial rapist" is quite funny.

I appreciate you just as much as the vods, thanks my guy. 38:03 "Incringe on my rights" sounds like what you say when you see a bad meme. 1:07:30 _it blew his legs off_ that whole moment was perfect

skye the 🐐 no 🧢

a match made in heaven Jerma and crime :)

I needed something to do work to. Thank you!

This stream was FIVE YEARS ago???

Can't wait for the 2nd long edit. This was great

I can't wait to go to bed covered in my jerma stink!!! Jerma helps me sleep every night thanks to the stink.

seeing beetlejuice gave me whiplash

Man I am in TEARS at beetlejuice

1:07:28 i don't know what's funnier, the super wheeze laugh when he explodes or the police call right after lmao

this stream is great but im soooo distracted every time that one police woman talks cause im 99% sure she's voiced by mariska hargitay from law and order svu

tears in my eyes, I used to pray for days like these

him using the spikes to sacrifice the guard, holy shit

the announcer in the training area is literally a jerma voice

Hard to believe hes turning 50 this year.

I kind of wish someone would have uploaded him playing Streets of Rogue, I suddenly remembered that and was surprised I couldn't find it :(

1:07:28

3:18:35 they censored her

I know how everyone calls Jerma a psycho, this stream is a great example why

my god officer, how could you drive a bus the wrong way down a one way street, running into as many cars as possible. anyway heres your gun and badge, just arrest some people more nicely and we'll consider it even

wake up babe sky4 dropped 2 movies worth of jerma

4 HOUR MEGA EDIT 🔥 INSHALLAH 🧎‍♂️

Thanks as always, Skye! Would you be willing to do a Sleeping Dogs highlight?

love u skye, keep up the good work

Thank you for the video. Wouldn't happen to be doing a Sleeping Dogs edit at some point?

you’re the realest

Hey Skye! Do you have any plans to do an RE4 Remake Mega Edit! Your videos are my favorite, thank you so much for all you do for this community!

At the end, why didn’t jermaMoon, jermaSun, jermaSaturn and jermaComet show up in the chat?

do you just upload videos based on what streams you enjoy

Damn, i can't believe there's a dude from Nantucket

He does look like a gremlings 2 type actor

dude these 2000 era police games are insane the first police work you actually do in this game is stop and search 3 random black men on the sidewalk 💀

Yes Maaam

Wow the graphics on PS2 and PC are miles apart lol

he loooks like herman munster

thank you skye

I always knew jerma was a NARC

good looks

jerma labo stream highlights?

49:15 whaaaaa???

20:00

im pogging

3:29:34

...i don't remember this game being *this* janky

Say jex

51:51 This makes me laugh every time XD 1:07:15 too 1:51:48 that doppler effect 2:16:03 2:17:46

1:59:28 :l...

Jerma is my little boyfriend

Omfg thank you

My brother and I played the ever living shit outta this game on PS2

2:06:53 saving this for myself ignore ⛹️

1:07:15