One Creepy "Hello!" - Angry Meme Review 

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I am absolutely terrified.

I was called to my Drill Sergeant's office during AIT and ordered to perform my impersonation of him screaming at the class. I about-faced from his desk and shouted for the class to line up outside their bays. They, as they'd done in the past, fell for it and all fell in. When I turned back around, he was bright red from holding in laughter. He told me to get out of his office and we never spoke of it again. The Mad Brigader. Ft Knox 1999.

The USMC sweatpants need a "front toward enemy" printed on them

Everyone needs a corrective "get your shit together" face handshake or a "stop f*cking up" throat hug, every once and a while.

True story: I was standing in line at one of the MCAS Cherry Point MCXs (I just work on base, I'm not military) and I heard one young, melanin-rich Marine say to another, "the only hole darker & dirtier than my own a-hole is my mind." I couldn't help it & laughed out loud. They both turned around & one of them said, "You too, huh?" Damn, I love Marines. (No homo)

I have sensed for some time that you, Rich, are a weirdness magnet. A meat portal for the strange and unhinged.

i saw that drill instructor in rsp. he said “whats up” and without thinking i said “HARD DICKS AND AIRPLANES SIR” needless to say he laughed his ass off

I kid you not I just binged all the other angry meme reviews this morning! AC, did you steal the CIA's mind reading helmet again?

Love your content! Keep it up!

In my Army unit in Germany we ACTUALLY LIKED our "mandatory fun" days. Cause our first sgt's fun days were getting off work early to have a barbeque or everyone bringing their families and meeting up at the bowling alley to bowl some games and drink some beer....lmao. He was THE greatest First Sgt we ever had.

I did great in the army, cuz they force you to get up and workout everyday. But as soon as I switched back into the guard, I got fat and slow again. I guess I just need someone to scream at me everyday. Maybe that's why I got married?

My wife is Russian. Makes a shark attack look like a calm experience.

Safety briefings are nothing more than to-do lists for lower enlisted.

A Navy seabag carries everything that the government thinks that a young Sailor needs to get ahead in life-dixie cup hats,boondockers, pants,t shirts skivvies,work uniforms,dress uniforms,socks, toilet kit... It had a handle & shoulder straps to make it"portable". You could also weld a hand strap to a Greyhound bus but that wouldn't make the damn thing portable,either. So yes we did pack out shit on our backs & you'd better take those items out in the prescribed order or it was wrong. This was to teach you attention to detail. Me, I forgot the required way to fold everything so that it fit neatly in a 1'x2' compartmentalized locker about ten seconds after I cleared the main gate of Great Lakes Recruit Training Center en route to the Great Lakes Naval Training Center for A school (AIT to you Army guys). I lived in a destroyer when I went to the fleet & they didn't care how we stowed personal items but our uniforms better be inspection ready. I didn't pass many Friday uniform inspections. I didn't hide from work,I did it. I still relate to your Dirtbag Private friend, though. He's cool.

We know that the Kentucky Ballistics homework is going to be mostly Navy jokes.

the place I used to go to for haircuts was all women, at one point they hired a black dude who gave me the best, fastest haircut I have ever had. Too bad I started going bald after that and started just shaving my head. If you want a great haircut go to a black dude.

I see absolutely no way that homework assignment could go wrong...

You see the only thing that's different between that huge backpack and the navy's seabag is that the seabag is person sized. Which makes it a wonderful mattress or pillow for when your flight just happened to be delayed enough to where you missed your layover.

"Gotten zooted on some nose candy" Me after calling off on a Monday complaining about "allergies" on Tuesday when I can't breathe through my nose. No, that wasn't $500 worth of coke on the weekend, my landlord just cut the grass 😁 I'm circling the drain 😂

Always fun giving someone an open handed hard reset!

The barber at the PX... I usually went for the Old dude who looked like Sam Elliot. Black n Latino were great too but nobody did a high and tight like Pops did. 60+ years old and could finish a hair cut faster than a cheetah on bennies. Yeah stay away from Julie she couldn't cut hair for crap.

You know you've been out for a long time when someone mentions a model (m17 pistol) you've never heard of. Looking it up, I think I'd still prefer the m9 honestly. Something about keeping an open hammer. Heck, my civy side-arms (mostly) have exposed hammers (dang KelTek PF9 ruining the other 7)

I walked by a CSM at battalion when I was going for a clearance read-on... I accidentally saluted him! I literally felt a wall of nerves smack me in the face! I couldn't drop it until I walked by due to the nerves rofl He just casually said, "Don't solute me; carry on." I'll never forget that feeling

It would be epic if KB submits his own dank meme homework.

I've been watching for a while and this has to be my favorite series. Im getting shipped off for the Marines and I'm so damn happy to see this before I go in to bootcamp. Be right back in 13 weeks!

I dont know I've never forgot being choked out durning the urban warfare training portion with the mock villages. Went thru the door the person before didn't hit their corner and my DS popped out behind me and i could've pissed myself when he yoked me up with that dummy AK 😆 feet dangling, i never turn a corner without looking.

"Mandatory Fun" is just like "Silent Noise," "Deafaning Silence," "Original Copy," "Instant Classic," "Military Intelligence," "Microsoft Works," and "Smart Commissioned Officer;" all oxymorons.

Nothing like an "Angry Meme Review" to start the weekend!

This is serendipitous, I was just watching Angry Cops when I got my notification. Life is strange like that.

Angry cops on a Saturday, is there a better way to start the day?

Angry cops needs to do a video dressed as mr clean

6:21 True conversation between a new Ensign (O-1) Division Officer & the leading CPO "The men certainly paid attention to the Liberty Brief.They took copious notes & even asked for specific addresses to make sure that they didn't go to the off limits areas." Chief:"I need to fucking drink." 13:04 I knew a cop who took a glass of apple juice to taste the suspect's"urine sample" when questioning him about information they already had. Takes a sip after the question,"No, that's a lie.We can place you right inside helping yourself..." The guy was grossed out & eventually confirmed everything that his buddy had already told the detectives. I don't know what the defense attorneys did when they were told by their clients how the police got a confession out of them.

ah the perfect video to sip my god-this-hangover-won't-go-away morning coffee

I feel like sweatpants' drill wasn't even mad. Just disappointed and/or mildly confused how he could fuck up putting on pants.

Best way to start off a morning. Cup of coffee and a new AngryCops video.

“Van Dam…mit! I just threw out my hip! MEDIC!” 😂😂😂

*_TLDR at the bottom:_* Two junior enlisted men accused me of a crime I did not commit. They further stated that I put them under duress, using my rank, and forced them to commit a crime (I outranked them, and I was and E-4 at the time). Since they had one acting as the accuser and the other as the witness... I was arrested and sent to the brig. If I was convicted, I was looking at a reduction in rank to an E-1, a max of either five or six years in prison (for the crime itself, which was larceny - they stole a gun) and a potential dishonorable discharge once my sentence was up. While I awaited my court martial, I was put on bread and water. I'd like to say it sucked or something, but I honestly cannot remember any of it (I kind of had bigger fish to fry, since I was completely stressed as to how any of this was happening to me - I honestly didn't know either of these guys, although I had briefly met sailor 1 a few days prior). Anyway, four days after I was put in the brig, I was suddenly released. As it turns out, my division officer did not buy their story for a second (for one thing, who the hell is scared of an E-4)?. He also strongly suspected that it had been sailor 1 who put sailor 2 under duress and that sailor 1 had been the one who invented this whole story after they got caught in order to avoid being convicted for it. As it turned out, sailor 2 was in my division and, while I didn't know him, my DO knew him really well, and knew that he was the kind of guy who could be easily manipulated. So, my DO sat him down and flat out told him that he knew he was lying, that he and sailor 1 had stolen this on their own, I wasn't involved, and that he was pretty sure that sailor 1 was now pressuring him to go along with this BS story about me forcing them to steal it for me. He then explained that, if they perjured themselves during a court-martial, and it was later proved they committed perjury, they would both be going to prison for a really, really long time... because perjury was so much worse than whatever else they had done up to this point. However, if he were to come forward right now and confess that it had been the other sailor's idea to blame me, and the other sailor then put pressure on him to go along with his story... well, coming forward now would look a lot better for him than if he didn't. Dude confessed to everything almost immediately - I later told my DO that I could have kissed him when I heard he was the one who solved it. Sailor 1 was convicted of False Swearing (which I didn't even know was a thing - and had never heard of it before), he was also convicted of the larceny. Sailor 2 used duress as a defense against 1 over the whole "blaming me" story, and it worked... so no conviction for the False Swearing thing, but there was still the matter of the larceny, which they downgraded to "wrongful possession" (???), or something like that (because he never took possession of it); regardless, they went light on him since sailor 1 just gave him a bit of cash if he would act as a lookout, while sailor 1 stole it. It had also come out that sailor 1 was in fact manipulating him. Because he came forward, and because he hadn't actually taken the property for himself they went easy on him... reduction to E-1 (he was only an E-2 so, big deal, plus it didn't matter anyway because...), six months probation, which they waived because he was immediately given a BCD and kicked out. Sailor 1 however... got butt-fucked. Reduction to E-1, three year prison sentence for false swearing, and a FOUR year prison sentence for the larceny (I have no idea if he served that concurrently or not). He would receive a dishonorable discharge once his sentence was over. And that, was how I ended up on bread and water for a few days. In case anyone is interested, they didn't need me to testify to anything during their court-martial, but they did have me come in to tell them how the whole ordeal had affected me. I spoke in praise of sailor 2, and thanked him for finally doing the right thing. My DO said I should in the hope that they would go easy on him, and that he deserved a reduced punishment for finally telling the truth (even if it had to be coerced out of him). After that, however... I told them that, as far as sailor 1 goes... this entire affair had been absolutely, pants-shitting terrifying to me; and the fact that this guy thought this up on the fly, in order to avoid being convicted of the theft he committed, was just pure fucking evil (I probably cleaned that explanation up for them though, you know how sensitive officers are). Which reminds me, I never explained how this all happened... so, there was a guy in our barracks who had a gun he was thinking of selling (his own personal possession, it wasn't military property or anything). Anyway, I had expressed a lot of interest in it. Sailor 1 was one of the roomates of the guy selling the gun, and he was there when I came by to look at it and ask what he wanted for it. It was too expensive for me, so I thanked him and passed on it. That's why he later chose me as the guy to blame it on. The reason the story reeked to my DO was because, if I had convinced this guy to steal it for me, why was it still in his locker four days later, when he finally got caught? They sent two Master At Arms to search the barracks while everyone was at work, and it was a pretty short search because they literally started with that room first. Anyway, the rumors had already started flying that the barracks was being searched, so it gave sailor 1 a little time to try dreaming up an excuse (which I have to admit, it wasn't half bad and could have potentially worked at allowing both of them to avoid any type of punishment at all)... anyway, he decided to pin it on me and asked sailor 2 to back his story up or else they would both go to prison. FYI - even though this happened a jazillion years ago, in order to protect my privacy, I've changed several facts of this story... structurally, everything is true, including the bread and water thing, I just changed enough of the key facts in order to prevent anyone from potentially identifying it. On the chance that I might have stated something that I later contradicted... that's the reason for the mistake (me messing up which particular fact I changed)... as if anyone is actually going to read this thing.. it's a fucking novel, isn't it?... sheesh. *TLDR:* _Two squids falsely accused me of putting them under duress and forcing them to commit a crime, which put me in the brig on bread and water for a few days until my DO got one of them to confess that they had falsely accused me... thereby saving my dumb ass._

"this is gatorade" "No sir it WAS gatorade"

Scott looking like he just took a submarine tour with those “old” navy boys 😂

The "oh my god......... That reminds me" was gold. And the new home work. I can only imagine where thats going..................

Love seeing the picture at 02:54 used as chad material. For those who dont know, that is Major Erik Bonde of the swedish armed forces. This picture was taken after an ambush in the Congo during the 60s on a UN mission.

Remember reception at basic with the sheds full of the same black army backpack everyone had?!? That drill was so excited that I wrapped blu tape on the strap so I knew mine. 99 new recruits, 1 thinker!

I'm surprised a marine even knows how to put pants on, let alone the correct way. 😆

The impression thing happened to me in basic but my buddy did the impression so good that drill sergeant just walked away to avoid laughing. He made him do the impression again at the end of basic.

You know its gonna be a good day when angry cops uploads

0:23 when drill catches you sleeping ( the face and what he said)

Hello there

I fired an employee one time because he failed a dt for whipping out a black whizzinator. When I pulled him in the office and told him why he was getting fired, his words were as follows. "I told ya I am black from the waist down."

Just got out of Navy bootcamp, Angry. I gotta say your content is so much funnier now. HOOYAH

How do drills not lose it laughing when they see their friends panic? Knowing that privates heart dropped to their stomach when they realize lol.

When I look into those eye... I finally understand what love is.

"Judy does not know how to give you a fade!" I'm dying over here, because it is true.

Saturday morning cartoons I’m so happy 🥳

I’m convinced at this point his house is actually under the crack house and him fixing it is just a facade

Angry cops is honestly, one of the best entertainers on here. I hope he goes far from his channel (:

"This is Gatorade!" I fucking can't dude!🤣🤣🤣

I still find it hilarious because just 6 years ago I had a weightlifting class for my HS and they had leg tucks. I was an overweight 6'1" kid and I had no issues doing 2 sets of 20. Where did it go so wrong?

That story about the sleeping in the stall reminds me of the time my BMQ Section Leader Sgt Poirier came into our barracks while I was I'm the shower, and I had left my.wallet out on my desk and the door to my room open... I was really enjoying that shower, the water pressure and temp was perfect. And then I hear "ROOM!" which is the Canadian version of calling the floor to attention quickly... I poked my head out, "did y'all call... Oh hi Sergeant" proceeded to immediate lecture about making sure my wallet was properly secure when I was out of my room... Yeah.. shower ruined...

Let’s go best time of the month. This is a great birthday surprise AC thanks.

stopped in at cost cutters once, said high and tight, she goes what does that look like, im out, out to real barber

6:21 oh Dear God this meme has so many levels. DLI is home of the whole military's linguistic school. Almost all Intel people there. Shit gets weird there as it is... I have seen an airman there dressed as obi wan Kenobi and a marine who wore chain mail about daily after class. ALSO, TRADOC became prohibitively strict in what IET soldiers could and couldn't do... love em or hate em some of these kids are at this school for OVER A YEAR on tight ass restrictions. Yeah AC this one had layers.

Best mandatory fun Friday I had was enlisted vs officers tackle football

From what I've seen many in all branches could benefit from a bit of bread and water rationing, as could most in the civilian sector. No need for physical contact, but we sure as hell need to get back the old school way of training recruits. ROCK On Grunt Style...HOOAAA!

Pecker Checker: O.O Me: *shows my impression of a lawn sprinkler*

THE POLICE IN TEXAS NEED 🏀🏀'S 💯 77 MINUTS OF SHAME 💯

When I was basic, our senior drill was this short guy from the south, with a very unique voice and accent. We had a pvt who could do a spot on accent and impersonation. He’d occasionally walk down the hallways barking like he Sr drill. It was only after graduation our drills asked for the best impersonators. They were leased with some of the performances. The drills were cool that last week after AIT between shipping out.

USAF: "That's why we have trucks! War should not be uncivilized."

5:28 As soon as he snapped I got an ad

"This is Gatorade!" lmfao 😂😂😂

I giggle every time someone is surprised Russia didn’t take Ukraine over night. I was in high school when y’all went into Iraq and Afghanistan and they didn’t have the world’s richest country funding the opposition.

For the homework- What you see when you piss the bunk for the first time as an adult.

13:45 When you're Brandon Herrera impression is on-point and you say "Trunnion" in front of AC.

8:43 I love how the drill sergeant is just so baffled he can’t even bring himself to yell properly

Angry drill sergeant staring at me through a peep slot is terrifying.

In the late 80’s I had 5 knot heads get in trouble together before a ships deployment, 3 of them couldn’t stop F-in up and ended up on 3 days bread and water. Weeks late when we returned all 5 got admin separations. They tried to tell the CO I gave them permission to drive from Norfolk Va to Jax Fla on weekend liberty. On the way back they ran out of money and tried to steal $50 of gas from a remote station at 2am, then blamed the state trooper for stopping them making the late for ships movement muster.

I still remember MEPPS. We were stripped down , in a line and told to bend over and spread -em. Then down the line, I hear one Doc say "Son, Do you know what toilet paper is?" The rest of us could hardly keep from busting out laughing.

There has never been a more truthful thing spoken than what he said about the fade. Worst haircut ever received was in 29 palms from Judy.

Blessed to have my template be used on Angry Meme Review 🙌

3:19 "Do I really *look* like a Recruit with a plan??"

God I love this channel. I tried to join the military when I was 18 but medical stuff kept me out so it never happened for me but my dad served during Vietnam as a Marine. Super proud to be his son. Love and miss you Dad.

the instant I saw the 229th badge on the guy wearing the bear mask that just brought back too many goddamn memories

12:20 Actual jump scare, almost fell out of my office chair.

What do you have left to fade? Asking as someone that identifies as a half black, half Hispanic barber.

8:42 cant say i haven't done that before

I don’t have the resources to do the homework so all I would put is a caption that says “POV: we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

Our "fun day" was at a gulf course, issued 1 club to play through...😂🤣

I was in the US Navy from 1985 to 1995 . I witnessed a seaman being punished with the Bread and Water punishment once . It was my first ship USS Sellers DDG 11 . A deck seaman did something wrong . We were on a deployment longer than 90 days . So our Skipper decided that restricting him to the ship for 30 to 90 days , taking half his meager E3 salary , and making him muster with the Master at Arms wasn't appropriate . Skipper ruled a Three Day Bread and Water punishment for him at sea . He got three slices of white bread and as much water as he wanted . He ate three slices of bread on the first day . He ate three slices of bread on the second day . By the third day he had indegestable balls of dough blocking his guts and refused his bread ration and drank a lot of water . He actually turned out to be a good sailor after that .

That meme had such missed opportunity "if a drill sergeant gets in my face I'll beat his ass" *insert meme here*

2:53 Proobably the best pic of a Swede in combat ever.

The one about the drill sergeant impression gave me a flashback. I actually looked behind me 😅

We had one of those "Mandatory motivational rucks" during our Tech School FTX month thing. Leadership thought it was a good idea to do a 15 mile up some big ass hills in full kit. It was not fun I can confirm

All I can hear is "Where's your weapon Private?"

im an e2 in the air force and I almost had to do my first ruck march the other day. 1 it got cancelled and 2 they werent going to make us carry any weight.

Seamen: Exist. Scott:.... ... got blown up again.

last time my husband had a high and tight, it was a philipino woman who works in a town with a joint base and does it almost all day everyday and I have to admit it was the best fade I'd ever seen!

0:35 when your masquara is on point

Fr I wish I could go onto facebook..but for the homework I was gonna make “When Marines are stuck at sea with the Navy”

2:24 the implication he does the vast majority of his Meme Reviews not only in Boxer briefs, but barefoot

Had to get paperwork from 1978 showing a penicillin allergy ER visit. This was in 2016. Oh, did I mention I was re entering with 12 years prior service with a shiny red id tag and giant sticker on my green medical record folder? Took an extra 7 months to sort out a FN penicillin allergy!