Bro as someone who works at a movie theater, it was fucking insane watching the dozens upon dozens of 18-22 year old men dressed in suits all greeting each other like they're about to see the opera
Imagine being a mother, taking your kid to see the minions, only to see adults in well made suits professionally walking into your theater Life is crazy man lol
@@jakewebbersleftnipplepeircing THANK GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT. i replayed that section like nine times trying to see if anyone in chat caught it / mentioned it but i didnt see anything lmfao
no he lasted a minute, started a rant, realized he was breaking character and started a second rant to hide the first rant. "we shouldn't support disney even as a joke- uh I HATE MINIONS"
saying 'it's free' when you steal a traffic light is the perfect way to get your house broken into, everything of value taken, and a single note being left where your pc once sat saying 'its free'
TIMESTAMPS 0:12 Rise of Gru 2:34 Passed out on podcast 4:05 Bath sludge + Schlatt recalls childhood trauma 7:25 A Slight misconception of accuracy 8:40 That waters old 9:49 Three things you should never say to an alpha 11:40 Drinking the Eminem Potion 12:40 I have a question for all men 13:45 Weezerpost #1 14:52 Alpha Male diet 16:06 Shit myself 16:31 Class funeral 17:15 Average NYC Subway 20:26 Talking Ben chocolate + Schlatt talks to Ben 22:55 Tired of women 23:20 Birthday Hat 23:44 Me after I conquer the British 24:45 Scary creature 24:59 How to make Methamphetamine 25:33 Cascade 26:10 Bingus 27:12 10 Year Old type beat 27:59 Cake jumpscare 28:41 Sewer man 29:43 Wallnut Bowling type beat 31:01 H O R S E 32:14 Return of the Bakery Man 33:25 Dogs can’t boogie 34:14 Let the dogs out 34:51 Radio stays on 35:13 Russian Toyota 36:11 Do you fuck dudes? 36:41 Traffic Cone launcher 38:43 Man shits in bucket 40:13 I’m pissed off gamers (feat. 9/11) 42:08 Forehead 43:16 Gamers did you know? (Feat. CIA) 44:13 Nikes 45:50 Sigma Male car wash 46:14 I have no idea what is happening in this one honestly 47:25 Beautiful Voice 47:35 Lego speed build Millennium Falcon 48:57 Does Joe Biden have a brother 49:53 Hug 50:33 War on IRS 51:56 We are sending the first rat to the moon 52:14 Trying to fart quietly 52:51 Cat Roomba 53:36 Practice with other men 54:37 Hillbilly Shot 55:46 How to make sandwihc 56:31 Vape God 57:59 Free Chase parking sign 58:36 Why are my pants wet 59:11 Weezerpost #2 (feat. Schlatt as Two Face) 1:02:12 Clean cut 1:03:00 Transformer Jesus Christ 1:04:00 Emergency 1:05:02 Cat stare 1:05:45 Joe Biden vs Donkey Kong 1:07:49 Days without pissing my bed 1:08:14 RC Car Crash 1:09:16 Sigma Frog 1:09:53 Leukemia 1:10:02 Alcohol Overdose 1:11:10 Texans when 1:12:20 Mater 1:13:08 NPC activity 1:14:56 This is even better 1:15:14 Melon be Smellin 1:15:40 Two men kissing 1:16:17 Daddy was screaming 1:17:57 My Singing Monsters moment 1:18:32 State of Survival 1:20:29 Firework fail 1:22:04 The Silver Surfer 1:22:54 Car Driver slander 1:24:00 Hot Gravel 1:25:06 Ratatouille 1:25:34 Rent is Expensive 1:26:48 God Bless Israel 1:27:58 Obama Bike 1:30:09 Fucking 1:31:47 Joe Bicycle 1:32:05 Pizza Delivery 1:36:35 First day having a chicken 1:36:51 Joe Biden's husband 1:37:11 Biden getting lost 1:39:36 Folded 1:40:23 Sugar Free Redbull (feat. Oklahoma City Bombing) 1:42:00 Surprising my BF 1:42:40 JSchlatt rates your 9/11 impressions 1:45:14 Weezerpost #3 1:45:48 Grand Canyon 1:47:58 Quandale Graduation 1:48:44 Sewer Clash Royale 1:50:55 Subway Surfer 1:55:09 Nature Guide 1:56:19 Chris Pratt 1:56:58 The Girth 1:58:20 9/11 Baby! 1:59:12 The Cow Whisperer 2:00:27 What da cat doin? 2:01:56 Gen Z humor 2:03:27 Telling NPC’s weird things 2:05:31 Joe Rogan 2:07:11 I stole a traffic cone 2:08:27 1939 mfs 2:09:08 Here comes the airplane 2:09:28 I povited 2:10:57 I’m the bomb 2:11:18 Shark Tale kisses Madagascar 2:11:35 16 Wheeler 2:11:52 1v1 in COD 2:13:12 Vitamin Water 2:14:00 Very Human Man returns 2:15:40 Last row in class 2:16:46 Colorblind Rubix Cube 2:17:30 Watermelon 2:19:33 Railed by a man 2:20:35 Beached 2:21:03 Swag Check 2:22:40 The one who moves is gay 2:24:40 Hot Cheetos 2:25:34 Clay Pigeons 2:26:04 Hot Wings 2:26:42 Better Call Saul 2:27:12 Best Candle 2:28:23 Gen Z Humor 2 2:28:54 Vibe 2:29:19 New Sims DLC 2:30:26 Movie Scene 2:31:27 Vector irl 2:32:25 Lonely Joe 2:34:20 Jury Duty 2:35:12 Talking Ben (real) 2:37:10 Dinosaurs in Love 2:37:38 What da dog doin 2:38:10 Came out swinging 2:38:44 Tragic Plane Accident caught live 2:39:02 World Trade Center 1:1 2:39:39 Don’t want baby to cry 2:40:01 Michigan over Ohio 2:40:58 Walmart Chronicles 2:41:09 Alpha Mentality 2:41:33 Ratatouille 2 2:42:04 Roll yourself 2:42:29 Cat bath 2:43:10 Respect the crib 2:43:56 What song 2:44:35 Mandarin Oranges 2:45:18 Tornados gonna suck me 2:45:35 He knows the vibes 2:46:10 Frat House Drama 2:47:28 Babytron 2:47:49 Hit the gritty 2:48:06 Animal in the animal crackers 2:48:30 White Boy jumpscare 2:48:40 Body Count 2:49:15 Average Brooklyn Resident 2:49:59 Chivalry isn’t dead 2:50:17 Actual wholesome video (extremely rare) 2:50:31 Crackhead moment 2:50:49 100$ Bill 2:51:08 Didn’t know you were chill like that 2:51:38 Crackhead returns 2:51:54 Drunk Driving is Legal
I love the "5 dollars used to go a long way" conversation where chat is like "OMG ur so old!" Like bro this wasn't the stone age this was less than 2 years ago.
Hairless cats are based cause if you have two of them and they fight it just sounds like they're slapping the shit out of each other and its fucking hilarious
I saw Rise of Gru with a couple of friends and some guys walked in wearing suits screaming Gru while me and my friends all just laughed. On September 11th, 2001 two planes were driven into two towers called the Twin Towers where 2,977 lives were lost.
Why does 1:33:00 just make me think of JSchlatt as a dad? Dude is straight up asking if they wanna watch Spongebob, and they’re screaming yes, and he isn’t even against it. Straight up father JSchlatt. That’s genuinely adorable. Also, 2:09:40 could very well not be faked, by the way. I don’t really have a stutter, but when I’m talking a lot around around people, I usually do. I sound like this a lot, even begin speaking about random things, and will go on for half a minute to a minute before I give up speaking and have to say each word individually later. So I kinda understand where this guy is coming from, and that this could all be real, but it’s still pretty funny.
1:16:35 so, a bit of an explanation. This is an episode from Malcolm in the middle where Hal loses his job and Lois does her job full time so the dad stays at home, taking care of Dewey. When he goes to the park, he sees some strong men and learns they are dumber than his toddler child so he makes him do his budding. When he wants to go back home, the men develop abandonment issues and don’t want to leave him. Thus, this clip.
For those people taking street signs and whatnot: "In most cases, sign theft is a misdemeanor, and the penalty is a fine and potentially up to a year in jail."
My favorite parts 13:47 weird car noise 21:06 Schlatt talks to ben 27:59 a classic motorcycle I promise 31:40 it’s him 32:14 he’s back 34:17 no 36:51 shooting a firework out of a cone goes wrong 38:47 that 48:58 does joe Biden have a brother? 58:15 chase bank 59:11 Schlatt almost ends the stream 1:15:41 why did you wait for the countdown? 1:27:36 he takes off his finger 1:31:48 sleepy joe 1:32:07 an entire SpongeBob episode 1:36:53 joe bidens husband 1:37:12 joe got lost at the White House 1:39:06 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 1:42:40 Schlatt watches Schlatt 1:44:52 oh 1:44:58 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 2 1:45:11 O_O 1:45:14 Schlatt and weezer mix 1:48:46 clash royale in the sewer 2:01:20 again… 2:01:25 Schlatt calms down with SpongeBob 3 2:01:47 Schlatt loves sponge… bob 2:35:51 Schlatt talks to Ben part 2 2:52:43 hi I’m joe bidens husband “again”
I fall asleep to you every night while watching these vods lmfaoo and I just realized I probably dropped over a 100 hours in your videos and I just subscribed
1:14:39 I just noticed this but that guy who threw water on the grease fire is the Maintenance man. I recognize that shirt from when I used to do McDonald's Maintenance. He is supposed to be trained to handle that equipment. How in the hell did he not know how to handle this?
Dude when he said that minions follow you everywhere, he is not lying. Every single day I try to get away from them they always are just coming back to haunt me.
Yo schluggy boy, I heard New Yorkers are the fastest readers in the world. Something about flying through 80 stories in a matter of seconds, TWICE. Can you believe that almost 3,000 people can do that?
I watch Jschlatt all the time, but unfortunately i have come to a dangerous realization. The amount of times I have been seriously inured trying to eat while watching his videos is.. astounding. I really need to stop taking drinks every time something funny happens.
TRUE Alphas only drink 190 Proof grain liquor. Straight from the bottle, on fire with no chaser, you puss. Beer is for women and for cooking with, kind of like wine, but it tastes worse and has less alcohol. Yikes this sounded serious so I figured I'd leave this here: /s
fun fact when you get tired like that sometimes you can just close your eyes and still hear and be conscious of everythings going on around ya. did that many times between gear on the crab boat
32:19 there is a flippin' alien in the bushes and I am not sure what to think 0.0 Also, I am pretty new to this channel, and I find your meme content pretty darn funny, thanks for making me laugh!
Downloaded one of your videos because I was traveling 2 hours and you normally stream for 2 hours and it was perfect and then there's a 9/11 joke and other person next to me just stared at me for the rest of the flight
the fact that i now know that the car radio does infact stay on during car crashes only further convinces me to always listen to something thatll make the tragic situation funny
Hey Shatt, I really enjoyed the video my favorite was the milk bath smoothie.I hope all your subscribers otherwise known as the SHCLANG enjoyed as well.
I don't usually watch Vods cause it's too long and i have an attention span of a ROCK but schlattastas's are sooo funny and good :D His the only vod person i watch lol ^^
