One Hour of Jokes That Will RUIN All My Future Job Opportunities 

It blows my mind that A, this is the most serious that matt has ever taken anything, and B, it's MATT doing all the work

Love how long it took Puffer to notice Blarg’s final sign change. And the car launch was *chef’s kiss*

There's something cathartic about working retail/fast food and watching a man audibly vocalize every intrusive thought I have at work.

nah the “hello fellow boob haver” that no one heard that shit had me dying lmaoooo

6:07 "sorry sir I tabbed out" imagine hearing that in real life at the cashier

"Why do we have so much bean soup" *Flashbacks to the soup store*

Can't wait to see Blargs POV to work a 9-5

Blarg making more money ROLEPLAY as a fucking shelf stocker then as a fucking ACTUAL shelf stocker xD

Making Canadains count penies is HILARIOUS. We've gotten soo used to rounding by five that the '1,2-3,4' and '6,7-8,9' cents are ingrained to '0 or 5'

that ending actually had me DYING of laughter, from the moment the cars started shooting boxes everywhere to the one car just getting sent flying and the icing on the cake was blarg getting kidnapped by the truck XD

I dont want my girl to call me "daddy" or "papi" i want her to call me blarginator

A rude arab working in a convenient store that don't have a single item in it but a crapload of money.. that might be the most accurate thing ever. 🙈

Blargs entire rage shpeel at the cash register is literally my internal monologue at work every day 😂

Blorf really just be playing minimum wage simulator now.

Matt being the most responsible and experienced is crazy.

"Just a quick reminder that: If you guys are new here or have been around for a while and are just not subscribed yet, please consider subscribing; as it is the best way to support my channel" is probably the only 'Subscribe' message that I have never double-tapped/skipped. It just feels so, like.. personal and genuine… it almost serves as a confirmation that I AM indeed rewatching Blarg's perspective of the session

one hour of what all retail workers are thinking

19:32 that one cow in a hurricane

You being experienced in this really helped everyone out with the companies financial haemorrhage in the beginning😂

"I'm not built for math." Relatable

Blarg was reliving his childhood with this one

Watching this at 3:35 am just hits diffretly I need to hold back my laugh so my brother doesn't wake up 🤣🤣

0:25 me after joking with my cosmetic surgeon about silicone implants

29:53 "Having a Ego as a Grocery store worker is crazy" Bro has DEFINITELY never worked at Walmart Fr

AN HOUR?? thank you father blarg🙏

i already watched Puffer’s POV that he posted, but i have to watch this again. this was genuinely one of the funniest sessions you guys have ever posted in my opinion. will be watching ALL four POVs of this. the hardest i’ve laughed in a minute. thank all of you for making such great content over the years, and i can’t wait for the years to come!

2:46 not the “unhinged autism” 💀

I wish there was a joke about the manager being Blarg’s dad lol

i can’t imagine a world where you do what i just did for $16 an hour😂 screw future job opportunities

The others going nuts while Matt locks in and puts in a full shift on the register. That's exactly how I remember being a cashier.

19:32 that moment was so funny from Smitty's POV xD 42:10 chroma keying is one of the best things math has done for us right after the computer in general.

Blarg, it’s been 3 years. I want to see my family.

The nuclear reaction of the bananas launching the car was hilarious

As a stocker and cashier myself this brings me so much joy to see my favorite RU-vidr do this by himself. This is my job everyday.

Imagine adding a customer service section blarg 👀

38:35 I’m crying from laughing 😭

Imagine Blarg having to play this video whenever he goes into a Job Interview💀

The long drive ahh destination

35:22 why is banana spaced like that? Almost like a minion is saying it

Bringing out the middleeastern teenage ptsd with thisn' fellas!

I love that the boxes say Ba na na

Need more of this content

when you run an american shop

watching non-stop blarg while eating chips in your dark room on your bed is suuuuuuch a vibe lmao

I’d dead ass watch this for like 12 more hours

8:09 because you're a grocery store and if working stock has taught me anything, it's that grocery stores have waaaayyyy too many canned foods just to reach the delivery weight minimum

Minion man playing 9-5 minimum wage simulator

Bro get up, NEW BLARG VIDEO JUST DROPPED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

do this in VR 😂😂😂

I just got home from working at a grocery store. This gave me PTSD too man lol

Blarg runs that Real Tards Store as the employee of the month

Matt I hope with all my heart that you will hit 2 Million sooner than later

The swamp dog bit almost made me do a spit take 🤣🤣

This is crazy. I quit my job at the grocery store a week ago. And now here i am watching a video of these guys working in a grocery store😂😂

Thumbnail should've had a Pringle can sponge and glove

I love the absolute concern they had when Matt was on the computer.

BigPuffer is now an official store manager he played 3 times of supermarket simulator HAHHA

Hearing blarg have customer service ptsd is funnier than I thought it’d be 😂

the thumbnail had me dying

I hope someone actually names their store "We Have Your Family." That's so hilarious to think about.

i dont know if its because of how tired i am but this video is unreasonably funny, made me blow water out my nose from laughter

im glad i can get happiness from your videos cause real life and online scenarios dont work out so good for me but youre the only i come to when i need for a laugh, keep up the amazing content

I love how the video progresses into more and more chaos the more you watch

The very end was hilarious😂😂

50 cent is on the description lol

I'm not gonna forget the Durex condoms on the thumbnail. You can see the artifact that it left behind near the bananas.

It got more chaotic with every second 😂

Are we really not going to talk about how blarg said "frothers" 😂

He took it so seriously too😂 Please make another one…

The boys made this feel like a Let's Game It Out video

ngl this is exactly how aldi works

Having you burp my name mid video is an honor sir

Everyone arguing and complaining about their separate jobs meanwhile I have to go in later and do all of this irl 😪🤕

Nah I need this to be a series

How did this video only get 15k likes?! This was hilarious 😂

my ocd just can't have it that there is no real order in the sotck/storage area..

Working at a grocery store must give Blarg nostalgia from his childhood

I hope this becomes a series, funniest sh## ever 😂

Matt needs to get together with Josh from Let's Play Games. They both revel in the inconvenient chaos.

we need more of this

ANOTHER UPLOAD YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I couldn't stop laughing while watching the video

i've been playing this game for hours ever since i saw this video. when i downloaded it it was already updated hella hard

my god mat be out here saying everything ive thought

minion man dropped

The entire video is worth it for the last 30 seconds

Matt went full Minion at the end there with how many Bananas he ordered

Not going to lie, While watching this, I looked over and on the recommended play list is, Kindergarten Learning videos, "Learning to count numbers and add." 64 videos. 🤣Watching these guys run a register.....

I love Blarg’s play through of his earlier years

Blarg is so fucking funny bro 😂😂

same Matt... My ptsd is also here lol

im crying and coughing because i laughed so much

One of the best videos I've seen in a long time this was beautiful

It'll be okay, once the world takes a giant upside down on the toilet shit you'll be the only comedian at the resistance's last hold out. Idk what we resisting but you'll probably be there.

35:59 holy shit Robert moment

the costant order of nanas fucking killed me lol

We getting a buccees close to where I live in North Carolina. I’ll be seeing you soon

How in tf does RU-vid demonetize this one? This video an absolute banger, love to see more.

This whole video is a fever dream

I had to actually stop watching this video because I worked at a grocery store for 6 years and recently quit after finding a job from finishing college and I still have PTSD 😂 trauma from working there in 2020 will always haunt me 😭