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Akaash Singh
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@papantale
@papantale 7 месяцев назад
Love how he went from “you ain’t that smart” to “you can do better than this engineer”😂
@AlbertWesker_GOAT
@AlbertWesker_GOAT 6 месяцев назад
Sometimes you have to pull back and soothe children with congratulatory words, otherwise they will cry.
@Teamrat
@Teamrat 6 месяцев назад
I like how he flipped it on the guy when he learned that she paid for the tickets.
@montymonty224
@montymonty224 6 месяцев назад
Those phrases are not mutually exclusive.
@SRNAR8
@SRNAR8 5 месяцев назад
Nah medicine works different to Engineering, just getting into med is harder than getting into Eng for some of the best universities.@@AlbertWesker_GOAT
@ShatakshiSharma-uu7ub
@ShatakshiSharma-uu7ub 5 месяцев назад
​@@AlbertWesker_GOATdude-
@hariprasath3913
@hariprasath3913 7 месяцев назад
akash needs a job at NSA as official "racial profiler".
@GoogleUser-xd5fi
@GoogleUser-xd5fi 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RamVelagala
@RamVelagala 6 месяцев назад
Ice would love to have him
@giovannacolumbia8190
@giovannacolumbia8190 6 месяцев назад
😂
@NikZ500
@NikZ500 6 месяцев назад
He judges accents and fashion and can tell everything about that person expect their exact address... but still points them on the map 😂😂😂
@adwaitjog4571
@adwaitjog4571 6 месяцев назад
😂😂lol
@livib2348
@livib2348 7 месяцев назад
I would never sit in the front at one of his shows. 😂😂😂😂
@akaashsinghcomedy
@akaashsinghcomedy 7 месяцев назад
I’ll still find you
@NadiaSeesIt
@NadiaSeesIt 7 месяцев назад
​@@akaashsinghcomedy 😂😂
@yurisich
@yurisich 7 месяцев назад
​@@akaashsinghcomedyI'm coming in a full tux and telling you I work construction. Then I'm saying yes to everything you ask me from that point on.
@rold-hx8bu
@rold-hx8bu 7 месяцев назад
​@@yurisichthe first thing he's gonna say is "you're just fucking with me"
@livib2348
@livib2348 7 месяцев назад
@@akaashsinghcomedy 😂😂😂 when you come to Austin, Texas I’ll be in line for a ticket but in the back row. The Mexican girl hiding her face.
@mhayah
@mhayah 7 месяцев назад
This is the most Indian Akash been in his show 😭😂 a true Indian uncle with all the important questions for the future in law 🤣
@us-du44fx4u
@us-du44fx4u Месяц назад
Let me make that 1K... Done.. ✅
@KellyfromMemphis
@KellyfromMemphis 7 месяцев назад
she’s so beautiful
@amarnathcr7335
@amarnathcr7335 4 месяца назад
Dude is more handsome
@angeshkumar3064
@angeshkumar3064 3 месяца назад
​@@amarnathcr7335if she paid for those tickets she already became more beautiful 😂
@anushasaxena8073
@anushasaxena8073 3 месяца назад
@@amarnathcr7335 in what world
@smalta101
@smalta101 5 месяцев назад
I love how he's always standing up for women. Big brother vixbes ❤
@Fun_and_Knowledge_
@Fun_and_Knowledge_ 6 месяцев назад
By Indian beauty & dating standards she is 9/10 in attitude & looks
@Alejandrodorango
@Alejandrodorango 5 месяцев назад
She bad
@realityishardtodigest9128
@realityishardtodigest9128 Месяц назад
That Only Feminists can dream of
@srizangupta1957
@srizangupta1957 Месяц назад
Idk what knowledge do you have of India. But as someone who's lived in India for 25 years, she's max 4 in looks. Personality wise a 9.
@stevenpillay6725
@stevenpillay6725 7 месяцев назад
"That's a lie right"💀 Is he some kind of CIA agent, how can a person be so damn accurate every fucking time😂
@FishNFreshWater
@FishNFreshWater 7 месяцев назад
"Lol, the joke was funny. Ha ha ha ha I laughed at the joke. Hey, entire world, I laughed at a joke. "
@smeariestline59
@smeariestline59 7 месяцев назад
@@FishNFreshWater?
@tarunbathula3933
@tarunbathula3933 7 месяцев назад
I mean it's not 200IQ Question. you won't take anyone who met to a comedy night show. Infact you won't take them on date at all especially if you are an Indian.
@suryanag4336
@suryanag4336 7 месяцев назад
​@@FishNFreshWater?
@kaushikmohanta8526
@kaushikmohanta8526 7 месяцев назад
CIA hired him just for diversity, but little did they know, they had hit a goldmine
@badart3204
@badart3204 7 месяцев назад
The difference is in sincerity and openness. Anyone you hang out with for an extended period of time will wanna call you stupid at some point. Whether they say it or not without malice is the difference between an acquaintance or friend
@saikgamingproductions
@saikgamingproductions 7 месяцев назад
who asked
@hamhockjenkins
@hamhockjenkins 7 месяцев назад
Ooh… you need better friends.
@SomeOne-wr1wr
@SomeOne-wr1wr 7 месяцев назад
​@@hamhockjenkinsHmm I don't think so, they're true friends that'll say what needs to be said. It could be banter too
@carolinepeterson3345
@carolinepeterson3345 7 месяцев назад
That's facts. My best friend and I bash each other's flaws one day and then compliment each other the next. I would murder for her❤️
@hamhockjenkins
@hamhockjenkins 7 месяцев назад
@@SomeOne-wr1wr right, right… ‘cause only *_”true friends”_* have the desire to “call you stupid”… “at some point”… over “an extended period of time”… yeah, that sounds like the definition of “banter”... We hear ya’ Champ.
@SamaelValentine
@SamaelValentine 7 месяцев назад
She'll find better through arranged marriage 😂 dont worry
@SaimAli-k4v
@SaimAli-k4v 7 месяцев назад
Shes american and he’s a fob. If its not arranged, id be surprised they together.
@taralalram
@taralalram 7 месяцев назад
Even Indian men know that these so called pure good girls are nothing of the sort, racking up bodies as though feminism is a lead shield. Whore away girls, men ain't your retirement plan, enjoy your cats.
@automech4315
@automech4315 7 месяцев назад
Government job 30 year gap probably 😂😂
@samiksha2187
@samiksha2187 7 месяцев назад
​@@automech4315 hell nahh bruh We are Indian - americans ..We are not obsessed with that shit....We are Obsessed with med -school , Engineering, lawyer ,finance or suicide 😂😂
@arpitasharma8408
@arpitasharma8408 7 месяцев назад
​@@samiksha2187suicides 😂😂 dude im tripping. 😂😂😂
@pratibhasingh08
@pratibhasingh08 7 месяцев назад
His standups are on my bucket list 😅
@oladokunsamuel5923
@oladokunsamuel5923 7 месяцев назад
The highs and lows combined with the corresponding laughter makes YOU stand out
@rudranil06
@rudranil06 7 месяцев назад
She's really cute.
@briantravelman
@briantravelman 7 месяцев назад
I'm gonna start saying "lorn" to Indians now. I would not have known what that was😂 That's even funnier than, "What country do you belong?"😂
@vinithakosuri2459
@vinithakosuri2459 7 месяцев назад
She looks lovely
@Dr_Taco_MD
@Dr_Taco_MD 17 дней назад
Always with the great crowd work. That's talent.
@minimochi2206
@minimochi2206 7 месяцев назад
The way he goes back and forth insulting them. Haha
@mhtweeter
@mhtweeter Месяц назад
you can make crazy money with computer and electrical engineering nowadays
@Fun_and_Knowledge_
@Fun_and_Knowledge_ 6 месяцев назад
She is very beautiful
@chiefprime7243
@chiefprime7243 26 дней назад
I too am in the learning of electrical and computer engineering and it is HELL
@Ubermensch1111
@Ubermensch1111 7 месяцев назад
Shout-out from Kathmandu,Nepal Aakash .🙏
@rehmahmalik2931
@rehmahmalik2931 6 месяцев назад
not the rutgers slander 😭😭
@Kelli.B.
@Kelli.B. 7 месяцев назад
I believe it's impossible to break Akaash's stride when he's working the crowd.
@Prabhjot37
@Prabhjot37 7 месяцев назад
I’ve wanting to come to one of your shows for a long time but haven’t been able to but I will one day! And bet your ass I’m gonna be sitting front row!
@deesnutts917
@deesnutts917 2 месяца назад
Bruh the “LORN” part got me 😂
@siddasloth3292
@siddasloth3292 29 дней назад
jokes aside, cute couple, hope it works out for them.
@nimmuraj
@nimmuraj 7 месяцев назад
Front two seats, are costly both financially and socially.
@TsarBlin
@TsarBlin 19 дней назад
Brother is in the Lorn V militia, working under General Sturnn with the Cadian 412th.
@rufavulpes
@rufavulpes 27 дней назад
I would probably laugh awkwardly in the moment and then cry myself to sleep at home lmao
@lakshmansingh3162
@lakshmansingh3162 23 дня назад
Man's switching sides faster than i blink
@SaucyGamers
@SaucyGamers 28 дней назад
ECE is like the number two highest paid major lol
@mistadude
@mistadude 14 часов назад
Lmao that’s what I was thinking
@JLo83
@JLo83 7 месяцев назад
"...and THAT'S how I met your Akaash." 😂😂😂
@m0ckyzo185
@m0ckyzo185 7 месяцев назад
Bro switched up 50 time in this clip I'm loving it 🤣🤣🤣
@Ash-uf4fv
@Ash-uf4fv 7 месяцев назад
Electrical and Computer Engineering will make bank too tho 😂
@megazillia
@megazillia 6 месяцев назад
I feel like I can't go to one of his shows till I'm successful 😂 atleast then his roasts won't sound like my parents
@adityaXsingh
@adityaXsingh 22 дня назад
If that guy comes back to India ever and says "LORN" here in public, there will be no end to the humiliation he's gonnna face.
@S9FE-mj1kz
@S9FE-mj1kz 16 дней назад
She is so beautiful
@sauravdas6496
@sauravdas6496 Месяц назад
Bro said learn in Bengali Accent "LORN"😂
@yusufumama6982
@yusufumama6982 28 дней назад
"Are you gonna be a doctor or waste everyone's time" thats wild👽
@hugomendoza5665
@hugomendoza5665 23 дня назад
I would never think to ask someone to a comedy show I just met that day
@akashstanley7719
@akashstanley7719 6 месяцев назад
Bro got a secret crush on that girl 😉
@archi7373
@archi7373 6 месяцев назад
The guy is probably Bengali, that's where the accent comes from
@RahilShajahan
@RahilShajahan 7 месяцев назад
That huh came from the soul
@pocketoniofficial
@pocketoniofficial 7 месяцев назад
I'm about to sit front row just so I can learn something about myself tbh
@taylorgang2237
@taylorgang2237 6 месяцев назад
I’m white and my wife is Indian. I feel like sitting in the front is a death wish lol
@prakashtiwari8003
@prakashtiwari8003 5 месяцев назад
😂😂 he gonna roast you anyway.
@lgndary5715
@lgndary5715 7 месяцев назад
Wait isn't princeton in new Jersey?
@tylerjing5235
@tylerjing5235 7 месяцев назад
Yea? He said one of the top uni in New Jersey, second place is still top 2 😂
@kunaldharamshi9461
@kunaldharamshi9461 Месяц назад
That confident statement…. That’s lie…😂😂
@GringoHat
@GringoHat 7 месяцев назад
Ain't you supposed to be engineer Aakash?
@vpattt1619
@vpattt1619 7 месяцев назад
No way bruh when and where was this show? If it was actually in Jersey I might be upset cuz I missed the opportunity to see King Singh A-Cash
@thewolfofballstreetofficial
@thewolfofballstreetofficial 4 месяца назад
One of the best colleges in NJ 🎯
@arnavjain7564
@arnavjain7564 5 месяцев назад
As a fellow engineer I take offense 😂
@MeesamAbbas-z6l
@MeesamAbbas-z6l Месяц назад
Hey bro, When tf are you coming to Sydney?
@TazKidNoah
@TazKidNoah Месяц назад
He is right, the guy could find someone better😅
@S3verance
@S3verance 7 месяцев назад
As an indian, im gonna be at his show but at the very back corner wearing a dark hoodie so that he cant see me.
@sairen5121
@sairen5121 7 месяцев назад
Engineering and Doctor you know this aint their choice as Indians 😂
@babblebetter
@babblebetter 4 дня назад
I really want to see him perform live just plenty far from getting called on. 😂
@youreawizardharry1164
@youreawizardharry1164 5 месяцев назад
THAT LORN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NinjaAdorable
@NinjaAdorable 6 месяцев назад
Computer Engineers are among the highest paid engineers just below software engineering...
@avinashdubey9312
@avinashdubey9312 7 месяцев назад
I am so sorry but is it just me or the lorn sounded more like lu**😂
@clextechs
@clextechs 15 дней назад
Id love to be in the front row because im so vanilla theres no culture to reference
@nicholascoppola1542
@nicholascoppola1542 Месяц назад
Bio is actually the ideal major for gor going to rutgers they have an amazing science department
@FharishAhmedPortfolio
@FharishAhmedPortfolio 7 месяцев назад
I thought he said "Corn" I was like wait! 😅😅😅
@theos335
@theos335 Месяц назад
Loved the piece but not him pulling down a brown guy❤
@NavyVet9702
@NavyVet9702 7 месяцев назад
Her going for the engineer is a smart move. He will be making more money than her for about 8 to 10 years while she is going through med school, residency, etc. Then, you have to figure the student loans. His will be paid off about the time she hits residency.
@MikeJones-mi3di
@MikeJones-mi3di 7 месяцев назад
Since when do engineers not make good money
@urbmna87
@urbmna87 Месяц назад
I love how he builds up and trashes his people at the same time
@Tmenezes999
@Tmenezes999 7 месяцев назад
Me who's trying to get into Rutgers for supply chain management
@orlandocampos2991
@orlandocampos2991 7 месяцев назад
Like you said the mount is made of welded metal junk, so yeah. Def military grade😅
@Harsh12351
@Harsh12351 5 месяцев назад
Why does it always revolve around matching careers...Doing better? Why is it always a transaction?
@gm836
@gm836 4 месяца назад
That’s life. Accept it or don’t.
@Harsh12351
@Harsh12351 4 месяца назад
@@gm836 didn't know you were THE authority on life interpretation.
@gm836
@gm836 4 месяца назад
@@Harsh12351 didn’t say I was. It’s an observation that seems to be true most times.
@Harsh12351
@Harsh12351 4 месяца назад
@@gm836 then there should be a third option if it's most and not ALWAYS. Accept it. Deny it. Or be willing to Change it. Why? Because if this is the most of the cases out there then why is it so frustrating for the average Joe to see a woman falling head over heels for a guy not making money, and to start resenting. Because you would have loved to be in that situation but you aren't.
@harmankaur9354
@harmankaur9354 5 месяцев назад
can you please come to australia!!
@bhaskarmazumdar9478
@bhaskarmazumdar9478 5 месяцев назад
Aakash would you be performing in Toronto anytime soon or perhaps consider performing here?
@SoecX
@SoecX 7 месяцев назад
Not going to make much money? Isn't electric and computer engineering the most needed branch of engineering and a pretty high payed job?
@devonforsure260
@devonforsure260 7 месяцев назад
Akaash could work for the feds and catch every single most wanted and follow up with "I fucking knew it! Im fucking good at this!"
@SiriusMined
@SiriusMined 7 месяцев назад
Was this at the stress factory?
@ankithg3101
@ankithg3101 7 месяцев назад
She looks like Zendaya
@tristenhuchingson919
@tristenhuchingson919 7 месяцев назад
He’s too good
@NeapolitanDynamite1
@NeapolitanDynamite1 6 месяцев назад
He will make a lot of money bro.
@anirprasadd
@anirprasadd 2 месяца назад
Never sit in the front row in his show.
@LadyJoolree
@LadyJoolree Месяц назад
She's not my girlfriend ha ha ha. She paid for the tickets.. When he said you can do better than him he said the quiet part out loud! 😎
@jrcell5832
@jrcell5832 7 месяцев назад
Electrical engineers make bank idk what this dude is smoking
@pghanta
@pghanta 3 месяца назад
Who is going to tell Akash that Electrical and Computer Engineers make more money than Doctors these days?
@NicoleCinnaroll
@NicoleCinnaroll 26 дней назад
fair warning dude if you ever go to Ohio don't shit on osu or you may be murdered... I'm from Jersey and lived in ohio for a bit, and it's like a cult
@ryan335
@ryan335 7 месяцев назад
😂 He always sides with cats
@jameshansen1808
@jameshansen1808 7 месяцев назад
Nah brother you have to come back to Oslo I missed your show :(
@keiton9512
@keiton9512 5 месяцев назад
If I ever go to Schulz or Akaash I want to sit front row. My girl will hate it, but it would be hilarious.
@ifasooreesutola8074
@ifasooreesutola8074 7 месяцев назад
😂😂❤
@lukasneuhoff6954
@lukasneuhoff6954 6 месяцев назад
I really thought he said porn😂😂
@matthewstewart3078
@matthewstewart3078 6 месяцев назад
BRO my money is on the engineer being more successful in life.
@bidenslastbraincell
@bidenslastbraincell 7 месяцев назад
why they applaud her just for buying the tickets? lmao
@mulindamark1885
@mulindamark1885 7 месяцев назад
This fuking guy😂 he always kills
@itiscujo
@itiscujo 7 месяцев назад
All this judgement coming from a stand up comedian 😅😂
@Paradox1P
@Paradox1P 6 месяцев назад
What do you do. Lorn Ngl, she is cute.
@kidda_ladies8203
@kidda_ladies8203 12 дней назад
Bros give brown dads vibes
@samc4531
@samc4531 7 месяцев назад
Sorry to be "that guy", but ECE is a pretty lucrative major actually... I am one
@redemptionneeded
@redemptionneeded 2 месяца назад
You can't be sitting at this place on your first date😅
@akashsnair2358
@akashsnair2358 2 месяца назад
Best colleges in New Jersey wtf😂
@jenngranados825
@jenngranados825 6 месяцев назад
I’d sit at the front just to be made fun of 😊
@harishumayun3978
@harishumayun3978 6 месяцев назад
Yo she cute fr tho
@sachinp30
@sachinp30 27 дней назад
Come to India 🥺🥲
@cue1806
@cue1806 7 месяцев назад
Rutgers got to be better the Hudson County Community College.😅
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