The Only Three Things a Woman Can Expect from a Man - Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag)

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Josh Johnson breaks down the three attributes a woman can expect to find in a man.
Watch Trevor Noah Presents: Josh Johnson #(Hashtag) June 18 on Comedy Central.
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@mis7289 3 года назад

I am obsessed with how Josh Johnson looks different every time. Some days we get hobo, other days we get gentleman, today he is the 6th member of the Jackson 5

@wetstinkysocks490 3 года назад

💀💀😭😭

@bernardralte 3 года назад

For real 🤣🤣🤣

@RoseInTheWeeds 3 года назад

My favorite Josh Johnson look is young African prince.

@cleopowell5207 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@JoelMogwasa 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

@ryynerwicked2762 3 года назад

This ain't even a joke its just highly accurate

@SKAPAADOOPY 3 года назад

🤣

@kellyccc 3 года назад

For real though.

@glendawells6778 3 года назад

You ain't lying

@yahhanousisrael7164 3 года назад

Facts‼💯

@dabombbryan7488 3 года назад

I'm sittin here in disbelief

@Vintage_geek 3 года назад

His delivery keeps improving... he'll be doing perfect deadpan soon. Really one of the best young comedians we are seeing evolve right now.

@jessm9520 3 года назад

💯

@anastasiavasilyeva5116 3 года назад

who are some of the other ones?

@Vintage_geek 3 года назад

@@anastasiavasilyeva5116 The one on top at this moment, for me, is Bo Burnham, but he's not really a stand up comedian. Sam Morrill and Mark Normand come to mind.

@ungoyone 3 года назад

This is deadpan?

@Vintage_geek 3 года назад

@@ungoyone He's getting there, i think.

@Djwunmoshen 3 года назад

Josh looks like a forgotten Jackson........ like he was the one who choreographed all the dance moves but sat in the back ground.

@ghbvc 3 года назад

Damn bro why did you have to do him like that 😂😂😂

@chelleholmes1012 3 года назад

I agree 😂😍

@specialwhenlit8435 3 года назад

The colloquial term for that is, "the blackground"

@spych0367 3 года назад

@@ghbvc his fault for wearing that sgt peppers bullshit

@vanessamillwood9710 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@javierluna5235 3 года назад

This dude gets funnier every time

@andrewjschutz 3 года назад

The bar is below ground level

@MarinaFrancesca 3 года назад

Facts

@Patriciaduhhh 3 года назад

The bigger his hair gets the funnier he gets

@Patriciaduhhh 3 года назад

It's like he has more room in his head for jokes

@jasmineroussell4441 3 года назад

It's true!

@DanGolag 3 года назад

The way he delivers "I hate that for you", my god.

@AMactor 3 года назад

Give Josh Johnson A Netflix Stand up Special

@Grahh777 3 года назад

Already!

@sobegurl18 3 года назад

Yes! Would 100% watch!

@leobustos740 3 года назад

jesus PUHLEASE

@Ceares 3 года назад

yes! have watch two clips and hell, yes!

@zyloe2585 3 года назад

Ya plz

@alex_dragon 2 года назад

He has grown so much in his confidence. He never really struggled with it, but you can really see him coming into his own here and truly savoring those moments.

@vawkie 3 года назад

"you have a great job?" had me BURSTING with laughter good lord

@NLTops 3 года назад

Best part about this that it still leaves uncertainty about which of the three he lacks.

@shannonwilliams2777 3 года назад

I screamed at the part when he said "Nobody puts their vibrator back in the drawer and says, "He forgot my birthday" "

@LeesaDeAndrea 3 года назад

Worse than ending up with a one, is ending up with a zero.

@elliecee8114 3 года назад

This is completely untrue.

@juicychips 3 года назад

you could get a negative

@bebopman5 3 года назад

Seemingly, ending up with all 3 is a death sentence, so it's really diminishing returns.

@beatrizdelaportilla988 3 года назад

Sometimes you can even get with a two, and after a couple of years, they've diminished to a zero

@coachtouden 3 года назад

Yes but this is why so many folk end up miserable in a relationship because they would rather have someone than no one. That's a recipe for disaster.

@NicoleKada 3 года назад

It’s only a little scary how accurate this is. Also, I can’t decide on my 2 lmao

@carmagurl317 3 года назад

Same girl !

@100kOsiel91 3 года назад

😂

@carmagurl317 3 года назад

@Mass Debater Your user name suggests not ! KIDDING KIDDING ! 😜

@taraloker6045 3 года назад

It's a tough choice no matter how you spin it, but I believe he's right. 😂

@LisaEverette 3 года назад

Same

@jbmp1390 3 года назад

My boy Josh not even telling jokes in this one. He's just speaking FACTS.

@MissJoy16 Год назад

This is a secular sermon if I've ever heard one

@sarahfoley2746 3 года назад

This dude is hilarious 🤣 I will forever use the 1, 2 or 3 system now 👏👏👏

@humanity9158 3 года назад

Hahahhaah....me too...I really have learnt this...Ooh My God!!!

@Sarachouska 2 года назад

I guess you can also pick one and lower your standard in the 2 others

@emilyraley9410 Год назад

Never choose just 1 , 3 is near impossible, you have to choose 2

@bluebutterfly5684 3 года назад

The accuracy. Having this perfectly summed up advice would have saved me a lot of time.

@nikkievans5285 3 года назад

my god! where was he 6 years ago...he summed up my ex so well. would have saved me a lot of time. Friend box checked!

@alexandercanella4479 3 года назад

6 years ago? I believe he was working on a farm and having mental breakdowns.

@flamingsword7341 3 года назад

Bruh when he said he didn’t know which two he was I was relieved cuz the whole time I was watching I was tryna figure out which two I was

@tomdavies9662 6 дней назад

I'm not sure i have even one. I like to think i maybe have 1 but the evidence is against me. Regards from a Tom :)

@gabsnarwhal4687 3 года назад

his pacing is always SO good. love his stand up. fantastic

@auspicioustoot 3 года назад

He’s dressed like he’s ready for African Mortal Kombat.

@juliannagrice6080 3 года назад

Meets the Jacksons

@juliannagrice6080 3 года назад

Or yes. Just what you said

@agoodday9247 3 года назад

Well...it is Trevor Noah Presents after all

@VEERG89 3 года назад

*what you meant was Wakanda forever right ? :))

@auspicioustoot 3 года назад

@@VEERG89 nope!

@Jesse__H 3 года назад

This is oldschool Josh Johnson. That hair is 🔥

@PlanetMint 3 года назад

The Set? Killed! The Outfit? Dripped!

@Iamrightyouarewrong 3 года назад

He's F-ing Hilarious.

@Mikeyc2k6 3 года назад

This guy smashes it EVERY TIME! Looking forward to his future moves, man. I wish him luck

@ninajavier2534 2 года назад

A good person with good equipment sounds like a himbo and I'd be okay with that

@kingofgrim4761 Год назад

Ayo

@sechabatheletsane9784 3 года назад

I'm not kidding when I say he's one of only 2 comedians that got me hollering at my phone😂😂😂

@ThatRedhedd 3 месяца назад

Who was the other one?

@gamagoori 3 года назад

the "noooo" pout was so fucking funny and kind of cute

@danyellerobinson5940 3 года назад

This kid is always hilarious and right on point.

@Chuckknotts2000 3 года назад

Man, teenage Michael Jackson's pretty funny.

@kguerr197 3 года назад

Except he's 29 yrs. old. Proceed to be shocked.

@xaviermccreary4670 3 года назад

He needs to do more stand up💯💯💯💯💯💯

@xpogosam9690 3 года назад

This is one of the best bits I’ve seen all year

@laerica3362 Год назад

I think about this joke once everyday. Genius!

@Sofia-xy4me 3 года назад

He's unlike any comedian I've ever seen, he's an actor, the way he narrates the story, the pauses, his delivery is incredible, I'm speechless

@elizabethsampson2794 3 года назад

The structure of the jokes and the delivery is just so so good.

@AK-jt7kh 3 года назад

I wish I heard this in my early 20s. This is some spot on life advice.

@senayrogers Год назад

This man just opened my eyes. Glad he popped up in my suggestions. What a gem!

@goregoyles 3 года назад

he has friends

@tessfromtheu.s256 3 года назад

Best advice I ever heard in my life I can't breath 🤣🤣🤣 and send to all my friends. Good D, good person. I got the rest! Yes preach!!!!

@sewilotrio 3 года назад

Who wouldn't appreciate an hour an a half stand up special? i am waiting patiently, but just so you know, put it out on your website on your youtube or whereever you want, i am going to watch the hell out of it

@glendawells6778 3 года назад

I fell in love with him when he said I don't know which two I am

@cupcakesimulation 3 года назад

As an Ace, all I need are the last two and I'm good.

@growingindividuals9604 3 года назад

I have been waiting an entire year for another one of his specials

@joshdarren8554 3 года назад

"and if he has one, leave" *me with nothing*

@lonitoyosi8006 3 года назад

He adopted a Chappelle storytelling stance in this

@thelostcosmonaut5555 3 года назад

Seems like he took some pointers on delivery from Dave as well.

@sharebeartay 2 года назад

This made me reevaluate my past relationships...most of these guys didn't even have one!

@TimpossibleOne Год назад

Josh has all of these "friends", that means he's a good person.

@carlofine3037 3 года назад

I think Josh is easily the best of the newer generation. His story telling is amazing, his punchlines always hit, his delivery is flawless, I feel like I know him and he is incredibly likable/relatable. Someone like marc normand is likable and has good punchlines but his stories aren’t as personal and I feel disconnected from. Sculz doesn’t have as good punchlines, sam moril isn’t as likable or relatable and so on. Josh doesn’t abuse the one liner and has the perfect balance in how long his jokes go. Super talented guy that I think is hugely underrated.

@losso6418 3 года назад

Now that’s how you tell a good joke 😂

@evylange2888 2 года назад

2:55 had me ON THE FLOOR I got noise complaints from my neighbors

@laurenl3474 3 года назад

I love him!

@champ1159 3 года назад

Me too!

@laurenl3474 3 года назад

@@champ1159 sir, get off of your own videos 😂

@thestormlscoming 3 года назад

He really just gets better and better. This is so true

@Peppermon22 3 года назад

Been thinking about this all week. It’s actually so true.

@ladykatnip7698 2 года назад

This is one of my favorite comedy specials.

@d.t.6072 Год назад

I thought he was going for original Michael Jackson when I saw the thumbnail picture. Wish we had specials with him that were longer, because he definitely has a lot of talent. Even Trevor Noah saw it in him. 😁

@zydhas2838 2 года назад

As a psychopath, I gotta say the part about all 3 is pretty damn spot on.

@ericgaudette4309 3 года назад

This is the weirdest Power Ranger I've ever seen but he's funny!

@champ1159 3 года назад

I love this guy!

@44RisingSun44 3 года назад

The whole time I was thinking "idk which 2 I am" & then he said that lmao

@BMDNERD 3 года назад

This gave me Paul Mooney vibes.

@matthewwilson3305 2 года назад

Epic. Insightful and brilliant

@TheMILFproject 3 года назад

When I met my husband he had #1 and #2. After a while he finally got #3 ---- and #1 disappeared!!! WTF, what sorcery is this, Josh is absolutely right about this.

@normette Год назад

Same thing happened to me with mine! I’m over here 13 years married like, what the…hell?!🤣🤣

@BB-ce5ev Год назад

Because they are exhausted from providing #3 for you.

@brianacherry776 3 года назад

This guy is pure gold man 😂

@nicola-5551 3 года назад

I didn't know I needed this...So funny🤣🤣 Thank you YT algorithm.

@1feloniouspunk 3 года назад

Dude!!! THIS ROCKED!!!!!

@javierelizalde4653 2 года назад

I really just had fun listening to this one.

@ChristopherPausz 3 года назад

This guy has improved so much. Great set!

@xse-qb2vv Год назад

Love this dude, funnier than hell.

@vegginny548 3 года назад

this is so accurate tho 🤣

@cappytin6730 3 года назад

He's always so damn funny!

@theetravelhippie 3 года назад

he’s going places!

@lexic.7942 2 года назад

I effing love Josh ❤️ 😍 💖

@billwayne6775 3 года назад

HE DOESN’T MISS

@ComedianNemaKatt 3 года назад

From beginning to end FUNNY!

@spacewolfRIFF 3 года назад

Instant classic.🤣

@cloe412 3 года назад

I love this man. I clicked on this video so fast. He never disappoints.

@lizardmandx 3 года назад

I see he was on he's way back from the new Jackson 5 movie casting call... hope he got a part

@c4rbon4ted_m1lk 3 года назад

i thought he was just gonna stop at i have friends

@BlueIdiotPie 3 года назад

same!

@Be1smaht 3 года назад

Why is this so accurate

@Miss-Ann-Thrope 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂 I love his comedy. This set should be part of a movie so the world can hear it. On another note, his shirt is A-MAZ-ING!!!

@tinasmith7827 2 года назад

My first time watching him, his appearance caught my eyes. He give me Jackson 5 vibes

@enzomthethwa5861 3 года назад

This is _good_ advice y'all...

@TragoudistrosMPH 10 месяцев назад

"NoooOOooo" is exactly how my friends sound when you analyze their loves 😅

@Myron90 3 года назад

My new goal is to be 2/3

@jgghnmm 2 года назад

This dude is mega talented. Hes gonna be huge.

@addie1496 Год назад

This bit has no fat on it. Everything serves a purpose, every caveat is strategically placed. I've re-watched multiple times. Genius.

@bigolesackofboogers0690 3 года назад

This was funny. I love people that make fun of themselves too.

@ArtlyssaG 2 года назад

Damn I can’t stand that this is true😔🤣😂

@Riley-qf1th 2 года назад

Obsessed with him. Material is gold.

@farao22 3 года назад

Looking at the thumbnail on a first glance I was like : Hey, Michael Jackson on Jackson 5

@temiigbaroola136 3 года назад

Hilarious 😆

@ErutaniaRose 3 года назад

Why is this so true. 😂

@SeanOMatic 3 года назад

Josh Johnson is the next big thing in stand up comedy.

@loverofallthingsgoodandpure 3 года назад

This bit was so good I didn't want it to end

@IamZeus1100 3 года назад

This guy never misses !

@KRYoung_dev 3 года назад

I married a zero 💀💀💀 and that's why I'm divorced. Word to the wise: just never get married ever. There's literally no benefit except if you want to break up you have to get a judge's permission. 😭 RIP