ONE Overwatch 2 Ability I would choose in Real Life 

So I don't think healing abilities could cure diseases- treat them as a debuff, where they just have a time until the go out. Suzu, however, could clear any diseases, as it clears debuffs so... cancer clearer. Also, as cool as resurrect is, there are a lot of moral dilemas that come with it soo... yeah

Actually in lore nemesis form is a permanent transformable form just as omnic form. So it’d very useful in case you ever just got mugged or need to do groceries or moving houses.

Fun fact: Baptiste's amp matrix would be an war crime because it would amplify the damage others would take

45:13 is the moment where your life literally flashs before your very eyes

Personally I’d just love everything that Sombra has. Invisibility, Translocator, being able to hack anyone and everyone. It would be great

I can just imagine Bap and Ana walking into a hospital and say "let us shoot your wounded"

What if hypothetically I could become god

I’d pick suzu because unlike other healing items which would be questionable, suzu would 100% clear cancer.

“Imagine just dragón striking through a neighborhood and killing people” -KendelR I now live in fear

I think graviton surge could be modified to be tinier so you could like, clean up messes Also you could Echo duplicate like, a really smart person for a few seconds then when you change back you might still have all their knowledge

If I could take one character's abilities, I would definitely pick the reaper guy Teleportation, Wraith form+kind of a flight, lifesteal And most importantly Infinite shotguns

Sombra translocator over stealth, hear me out. You can go home from whereever and whenever you want, *with* other items (robbing anything without them having a trace anyone?) Going home from work, vacation, in danger, when lost, etc. Bc if they figure out they can see you when within 3m theyll just station closer together and you can just get out any time with translocator and only give them a vague direction

Personal barrier for Zarya is the superior choice, if you're bleeding, on fire, or poisoned, it stops that from continuing. And you have a personal airbag all the time.

Fun fact about Zarya: since her entire kit is deployed by her weapon, it’s kinda the only option unless you want the tank passive.

I don't know how I managed to make a 46 minute video without even trying... Also, I'm 99 percent sure I did the final math wrong on what I chose... Discord: discord.gg/my92SChrF6

I would honestly choose Valkyrie over resurrect I feel like it would fine some way to be messed up. But with Valkyrie you can heal and fly so think natural disasters if you were on a search and rescue team then you’d be able to search, find and heal. I’d like to mention that in the zero hour cinematic mercy does heal without her staff but in Valkyrie.

roadhog actually takes a sniff of his take a breather (you can see it in the hero select)

Imagine if you could make an teleporter hub, you place one near ur home, one at work, one at soviet Russia, one at England, one at google's hq, imagine you were at the army and you somehow managed to sneak past enemy lines and suddenly they are pinched

I used to think I was the turtle from sly cooper in preschool. I used a chair to roll around in the classroom.

If we are going by real world physics genji would be able to jump infinitely and since you are already an cyborg it would not kill you by stopping your fall suddenly (what kills isn't the fall, it's the sudden stop)

I think for commanding shout if someone is close to dying you could give them a bit more life to live 🤷

For sombra I'd pick translocator for the reason you mentioned - although you can also use it for movement to reach places you normally couldn't or at least make it faster. Like in a Mall or something, to go to the upper or lower floors without taking the stairs/elevator). Translocator would also be kinda OP when traveling far - you would only need one plane ticket for everything, although you'd have to commit the movement possibilities since otherwise you'd have to break your home translocator. I like stealth as well, but the real reason I wouldn't pick invis is because It'd be way too clunky. Like, asuming we're taking the game mechanics instead of lore, any person that's close to you would be able to see you, and let's say you live in a very busy zone. You wouldn't be able to use invis at all. It kinda defeats the point of it. Regarding your doubt about wether invis would work with stuff that is not you (like the shoplifting scenario), Most likely you would turn invisible anything you get a hold of. However, once you let go it turns visible again. My only evidence is that if you throw your translocator even while cloaked, it isn't invisible, but sombra's machine pistol does turn invisible. I guess the same thing goes for the translocator. Only the stuff you have at hand (or at least you're making contact with) teleports with you.

reaper's passive could make me one of the best fighters in the world, healing after every punch

Lorewise, id honestly take the functionality behind her jagged blade. I.E her magnet gauntlet

My pick for reihnheart I would've choosen barrier. I mean, the Barrier must be strong enough to withstand some explosion because of its HP, and also your shield also recharges pretty quickly for a short time in standby. That I would choose. OOH-is Total Mayhem the reason why you don't get hurt from Concussion mine!? That's some real Key detail there.

29:10 I think that would be very painful because your molecules Are dying and generating super fast, or just splitting apart and repair because everything is made by matter and to pass through matter you need to do something with molecules If something is misspelled, I blame speak to text function

Here's a neat fact about moira grasp and orb, you get both the pain and mend powers for them since technically both the grasp heal and Damage come in one package and you can choose which orb to throw out since the orb ability makes you choose which ball to use.

Loved your video keep up the overwatch content!

"Can you artillery strike real quick to find my child?"

Used to think about it? I still think about using cool powers from things I watch all the time.

I want Wrecking Ball roll (no mech, I just turn into a sphere)

if it's just one ability i have to go with junker queen's dagger toss i mean, if you want to retrieve something from a distance you just have to know how to catch both the knife and whatever you're getting if you want to stretch it you could also say technically it comes with junker queen's passive as she uses the dagger for her quick melee when she has it, meaning you'll never go without having at least a knife to protect yourself if say you get mugged by somebody out of nowhere

10:34 heres a bright idea! A leash!!!

3:26 Y'know, as I get older I think about this exact sentence more and more.

love the vids kendel

Another W video from Kendel 👍

Suzu will actually be really good irl. You can get rid of all status ailments. Backpain? Suzu, literally burning alive? Suzu, cancer? Suzu, food poisoning? Suzu, allergies? Suzu

The video that i didnt know i needed.

I love to have Mei's abilities. She's got nice self defense.

Doom rocket punch like bro if I someone got me angry I would punch them into nothing

great video man keep it up 😁 (havent watched it)

Id choose reinhardts shield, to protect myself from the sandals

"hey, can you artillery strike real quick to find my child" 💀

Enderpearling as a kid? God I feel old as that was me in High School playing beta, power brainstorming was a thing I did though as a kid though I always picked vehicles or weapons (mainly due to sci-fi being my frequent genre. But my power I wanted was links wind magic from OoT to teleport spam or Dark Jak’s abilities (both from Jak 2 and 3 combined would be best, invincibility, invisibility, and the ability to enlarge yourself to twice your size (give or take) being tall all my life meant faster walking, running, and high jumps.) as for overwatch it’s easy I have a list smaller than the roster of heroes but mostly Zens orbs, Lucios speed boost, and Mercy’s wings and I’d be set for life. Fun topic that kicked up some fun memories

Kinetic Grasp could solve trash based pollution after enough time with enough effort

by the logic of being able to launch a fire strike with your hands, IE the assumption that ability works even without presumed pre-requisite of said ability, wouldn't D'va's mech abilities then just be operated by... you? not a mech but just you spontaneously growing boosters and flying or such

I would have Lucio’s Spotify playlist. If I’m running late to something I could put on tunes and be zooming around

Before teleporting with shadowstep you could say "Wakanda forever!"

20:40 here me know out. Echo’s ult gives a moment of invincibility so if you do end up falling just duplicate someone when you are about to hit the ground

i want guardian angel irl

For this video, you should have done one game ability and one ability based on their lore

I haven't seen anyone mention it, but Lucio's audio medic abilities would revolutionize medicine. Imagine having the ability to just place a speaker inside of a hospital, play a single song, and everyone in a certain radius can heal severe battle wounds in seconds. And, it doesn't have the issues that the biotics have with other characters healing abilities, because this just needs speakers to be replicated. The infrastructure already exists to bring this tech to nearly every corner of the globe, meaning that quality of life and life expectancy for the common person would sky rocket. It can't fix everything, but it would be a revolution in recovering from basic injuries and would aid massively during treatments for various diseases.

the amount of "If I'm being shot" in this video 💀

Lol this was hilarious 😂

Does photon barrier wrap around the entire globe when you use it? If so I'm definitely picking that for Symmetra.

36:06 with tracer's recall you could like slap your teacher or cheat then recall having felt the satisfaction of slapping that son of a bitch or knowing the answer to the question. Literally time travel, the strongest ability in the game

Okay, you’re never forced to attack with gravitic flux in Overwatch, so therefore I can just, fly in the sky.

I think for the ones where its based off something hey use just keep the entire (mech fist etc) and use all abilities much more use and doesnt it count as an ability to just own doomfists gauntlet?

I’m going to assume that hack gives me sombra’s hacking skills which would make me pick hack because sombra is insane in lore.

to solve dvas puzzle you could chose call mech so you could just call it and get all the upgrades

Wraith form is probably one of the worst things you can choose from spa’s because remember Reaper can do that because of the experiments from Moria the experiments that put in a state between life and death the gives him a lot of pain so much that it’s unbearable, but some how he’s able to get through it

That solo ult in the sigma part was... justified its mei, what did you expect me to say?

i'm definitely taking kitsune rush imagine popping it to clean your house or dishes

on rienhardt it says on the hammer that it is a rocket hammer which means that it uses a rocket. so you could still light i fir with it and as a plus you would have really big hammer.

Duplicate, for 15 seconds, even for 15 seconds, I can be a Gundam.

I just realised that opportunist for sombra would be good for people looking for survivors in natural disasters. Boom amazing option.

with the endothermic belastet you can cool drinks anf stop icecteam from melting

I think if I could choose one cool-down from the entire cast (just one, not one per character) I’d go with Sombra’s Stealth.

Graviton surge: Use various weights that the surge lifts up, then they fall back down- all this movement generates electricity

Id love to take certain weapons just so i can display them in my house. Just so I can point at the real Dragonblade on my wall and say "Yes, I own this."

Since you can simply not use the flux part of gravities flux. You can use it for just the flying part. and you can basketbal very good

For me its gotta be commanding shout, jagged blade, carnage, junkrat's passive, moira's fade.. theres alot of good ones

Particle cannon is easily the best zarya ability. It makes you pretty much immune for the next two seconds plus you have two of them. So if you're about to fall to your death you can just particle barrier and live

Kinetic grasp would be great you could fix problems like plastic in the ocean

4:33 he also gets the ability to pull ANY metal object assuming he has the glove that pulls the blade instead of just pulling the blade with no glove

I like how often falling off of a great height was used- How often are you in this situation in real life??

14:23 im guessing that you could only move while hooked, and after it ends immideatly go back

I agree with the start I have no need for reaper shotguns but wraith form is pretty preactical

Forge hammer heals technology just by smacking it you'd be the best engineer/mechanic

my 9 years old self liked this video. Thank you

Dva: Bomb Doom: Meteor strike Junker queen: Adrenaline rush, her passive Orsia: Sell whatever is the most Ramarta: Void barrier Rein: Barrier field. Think about it. these charterers can take quite a few shots, so something that has 1.4 k health would be good for protecting. Hog: Hook Sigma: Grav, you can fly and if sigma doesnt hit anyone it cancels Winton: Jump pack because of its short cooldown Ball: Ball. Roll, to be more exact zara: sell beam ashe: bawb cause bawb bastion: sell/use strike to milatray cree: deadeye for mass murder echo: glide gengi: cyber ability hanzo: storm bow cause cool junkrat: total mayhem mei: ice wall for mobility to get up to places pharah: hover jets reaper: shadow step shourjon: power slide solider: sprint, you never get out of breath sombra: stealth sym:tele torb: overload for speed tracer: blink widow: hook ana: sleep dart bap: gun to heal and cool shoot shoot brig: inspire kirko: swift step if no range, otherwwise healing lifeweaver: tree lucio: crossfade mercy: res moria: fade zen: orb of harmony

@KendelR Blizzard would actually be a War Crime because freezing people counts as torturing to death because they die after you freeze them

19:00 what if you accidentally shoot? like in that cinario where someone asked you to find their child you just WOOPS and bomb their kid?

at least I was in the background at one point. It was me dying, but I was still there good opinions tho

Artillery strike is like ripping your body up into an artillery cannon, also what are you firing?

Transcendence, gives immortality to everyone

Life weaver pull just pull anyone you hate right towards you and unleash the power of god

Self destruct😔

cool

honestly climbing on any surface is pretty cool

Moira's Fade :) i wanna be creepy ghost man

What made you think take a breather goes in hog’s neck? He wears a gas mask, he puts it in the air intake of the mask. A real life analogous form of it would be putting it in your mouth, assuming you don’t get the mask with it.

kendel: eh i don't rlly have a use for guns also kendel: BEING ABLE TO ACCURATELY SHOOT THINGS WOULD BE SO COOL 🤣🤣

24:32 Imagine dying in your mother's arms with this one

When I think of mercy’s resurrection I would think instead they would kill the person then have me resurrect them because it would be faster

Probably reapers wraith form because in the trailers and animations he pretty much becomes smoke and can go basically wherever he wants

3:50 so every 6 mins you can sky dive without a parachute.

This video is so stupid I love it so much

you could make a living as a top baseball player with deflect also you could probably repurpose mei's endothermic blaster technology for some really good ac

id just have reaper’s, as wraithing around and teleporting would be fun