Oney Plays Animated: The Old Man and the Wench 

I always remember acting out this bible story at my church every Christmas. I hated being the old man because they made me method act.

I will never get tired Miles John's "upset/annoyed/perplexed" looks, I swear just a screenshot of them is the perfect response to anyone who says something off-putting or absurdly stupid.

The classic bible verse, "quench for da squench"

"Don't trust anybody" is a fantastic moral for a bible story.

My favorite detail of Chris' story was the "Evil Tax Collector" because I went to Catholic school and tax collectors were an common reoccurring characters in the Bible.

miles always does angry faces in such a funny way

Chris getting upset at their questions is a fantastic detail

The old man and the wench is the story ive based my entire life style on and thats why ive never payed taxes.

I love that this is a (mostly) convincing biblical story

OMG!!!!!! THE OLD MAN AND THE WENCH GO PERFECT TOGETHER, MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER KNEW THAT HE WAS THE FIRST LEPRE, YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY!!!!!! GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK, BOZO!!!

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This style fits oney perfectly.

And then the old man turned and said “I hate you, evil tax collector.”

This is possibly the most random story that Chris has ever made up on the spot.

I quench for a girl’s squench.

Dude, this catholic religion i've been hearing about sounds really chill. I might join em

Don’t trust ANYBODY

I wouldn't trust anybody if I lost all my feet

The moral is the evil tax collector distracted the man from thinking about the important dental plan

Love Chris's face when he gets questioned about a moral