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Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up. Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up. Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up. Everybody put your hands up. Everybody just stand up.
Originally streamed/recorded on October 20th, 2020
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@lazymutt123 2 года назад

Jerma says he looks "red and oily" and then it's just a coincidence that his diet is 80 percent mayonnaise

@FeenieVonKarma 2 года назад

"I just have oil coming out of all my pores. ALL of em!" LMAO fuck

@exLightningg 2 года назад

He is in the 99th percentile of Mayonnaise consumers.

@floatinghamstick 2 года назад

Anyone else remember that cooking stream he did where he made burgers with a side of just mayonnaise? Then he ate ONLY the mayo and said he didn't like the rest of it.

@NZSF150 2 года назад

"No, Jeremy, Mayonnaise is not an instrument."

@Hooy-Jaymay Год назад

Plus he's obsessed with Sardines and Omega 3 oil. His whole diet is just fats.

@lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад

Jerma being an 82% match with Tommy Wiseau was the highlight of this stream.

@Luukra 2 года назад

74% match with Krusty the Clown. Can't make that shit up.

@John-ol5ds 2 года назад

The highlight of this stream is this video

@N00N01 2 года назад

No its the coment from 13:59 and the statement of 13:36 of wich it responds to

@بِلَادٱلرَّافِدَيْنبِلَادٱلرَّ 2 года назад

@@N00N01 you're a pink slorg :]

@jeremycorbin2178 2 года назад

Kramer has to be accurate

@mikeschmidt4624 2 года назад

Jerma misunderstanding the 17th percentile while taking a test to see if he’s smarter than a chimp kills me JUST LIKE JERMA WILL

@lambsauce5312 2 года назад

Thanks for the pain index Mr Schmidt

@N00N01 2 года назад

Seems suggestive that simple grafix cant be understood by stupid people = IE jerma was dumb enough to miss understand the percentile meter

@magusperde365 2 года назад

He already killed me he's using my corpse as a puppet and pretending its me talking on youtube

@ciaranmccullagh9246 2 года назад

Chat does not know how percentiles works lmao

@sddlol19 2 года назад

@@magusperde365 Such a Jerma fan thing to say 🤣

@doughboywhine 2 года назад

Jerma saying he won’t take the BDSM test and then actually not doing it is unprecedented and needs to be fixed

@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X Год назад

Your pfp adds to this so well

@foxstorms9335 2 года назад

8:14 Jerma realizing he's in the bottom 30% while the Super Mario Bros. game over song plays in the background is peak Jerma

@kaitlin9288 2 года назад

That was timed so perfectly haha

@swer9112 2 года назад

ITS SO PERFECT LMAOOOO

@johnjim557 2 года назад

Truly one of the Jermoments of all time.

@digplayz5740 22 дня назад

Jerma realizing he's the bottom

@Silentasylums05 2 года назад

“I’m more reasonable than deranged” - The same guy who has hours of videos of him laughing at car accidents and people dying

@doughboywhine 2 года назад

He didn’t claim that he WASN’T deranged…

@upside-downsmore9437 2 года назад

i feel like a lot of these quizzes only exist to gather easy data on people cause why would a horse quiz almost exclusively ask about sex and relationships lmao

@noahmay7708 2 года назад

beastiality

@acfreak55 Год назад

Burn their eggs

@benjibutt5796 8 месяцев назад

Horse girls, man

@zaksaturday1693 2 года назад

I like how Jerma rationalizes the clearly low percentile as "only 17% of people got as far as I did" when in reality it is "I am only equal or better than 17% of people"

@Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад

same thing different take

@alex.g7317 2 года назад

@@Patrick.Weightman tru

@konatea 2 года назад

So.. same thing

@Sybato 2 года назад

He's not wrong

@15MinuteUpload 2 года назад

smartest jerma moment

@audellaroque4730 2 года назад

“I drink white claw for free!” I’m gonna have this put on my gravestone

@huvarda 2 года назад

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

@NoNo-xh7ru 2 года назад

13:43 knowing Jerma lifts means, logically, he could kick my ass. But I can't help but imagine him trying to punch me and his fist bouncing off as his whole body reverberates from the recoil

@rcmastergamer1800 2 года назад

His hand would stop in front of you, start spouting nonsense at Jerma for trying to punch you with no good reason, and then turn around to fly into his face. Literal real cartoon character

@15MinuteUpload 2 года назад

back in the day he used to be known as the boston beefcake. these days though he's more like the vegan of vegas

@munchycrunchybread Год назад

looney tunes andy

@cooldude1565 2 года назад

Jerma being a CIA project if probably the most realistic of all things he's been told he is

@imBailout 2 года назад

“Chat, I answered every question and it says my personality type is a ‘404 Error’, is that good? Did I do good?”

@imBailout 2 года назад

@Tinder in real life 🅥 Report --> Unwanted Commercial Content or Spam --> Submit

@mrnasty8690 2 года назад

At least he didn't drink white claw

@AdamKlownzinger 2 года назад

Dude I think that means you still need to delete System 32 from your computer…if you leave it there for too long the virus activates and it steals your roblox account (LMAO) (He doesnt know he ACTUALLY doesnt know lmfao)

@adamofblastworks1517 2 года назад

@@imBailout do you think the V in the circle is supposed to be an attempt to fake a verified checkmark?

@surkey5055 2 года назад

@@adamofblastworks1517 yes

@nietzchepreacher9477 2 года назад

I genuinely believe the existence of 3rd party non official highlight channels has ruined my idea of the jerma timeline. I'm sure I've seen this possibly even a year ago lol

@pissfi 2 года назад

it was streamed 2 years ago

@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 2 года назад

No no, you havent seen this a year or two ago. You've seen it a year or three from now. See we are all time travelers and Jerma just doesn't know it yet.

@nietzchepreacher9477 2 года назад

@@pissfi and no doubt uploaded by another channel 2 yrs ago. Has the 2nd jerma page not uploaded stuff far more recent than this though?

@JohnDoe-sw2nc 2 года назад

@@nietzchepreacher9477 yeah, the most recent stuff from this channel is from march 2022 iirc

@kwak0 2 года назад

Can't believe that in the very next video after him explaining that he only drinks water and coffe, he immediately drinks White Claw. Actually gaslighter.

@floatinghamstick 2 года назад

I legitimately would not be surprised to learn that Jerma is actually 6 foot and he's just been meticulously fucking with us for years.

@doughboywhine 2 года назад

He also said it’s his first time, when he has been connected to at least three different large scale robberies at White Claw manufacturing plants last year alone

@revilno 2 года назад

You can tell that Jerma is timeless because this was made 2 years ago and still feels like it was streamed recently

@jvlian02 2 года назад

Food pyramid jerma: “I haven’t had alcohol in over 6 months” Computer test Jerma: *drinks whiteclaw on stream*

@Kandall05161 2 года назад

This stream is 2 yeats old. Not sure about the other one but both are potentially true

@BudBonkerson 2 года назад

@@Kandall05161 2 Yeats: 44 years

@Kandall05161 2 года назад

@@BudBonkerson oops, phone keyboard typing skills strike again

@vitriolicAmaranth 2 года назад

@@BudBonkerson Isn't a single Yeats about 73 and a half years?

@ginar2339 2 года назад

Love how he talks about how chaotic his life is and then just starts describing common signs of ADHD.

@scary-goth-mother 2 года назад

13:58 Holy shit I'm crying from laughter, that legitimately is Bateman as a character

@picklerick920 2 года назад

He finally admitted he played Patrick Bateman

@an_annoying_cat 25 дней назад

hes the reddit serial killer guy of course he would be

@hydrasent563 Год назад

16:00 "I'm constantly touching myself and looking at myself in the mirror" -Jerma

@Coercioner 19 дней назад

Narcissus andy

@impyart7070 2 года назад

the realization he was reading the percentile wrong perfectly syncing up with the mario death music was just too perfect

@Rukalin 2 года назад

"I have so many vocabulary words up here" - Jeremy "86th percentile" Elbertson

@vitopos8153 2 года назад

19:15 "That's ok, I am 23% taller than 22 men on this planet!" LMAO

@BodywiseMustard 15 дней назад

than

@vitopos8153 15 дней назад

@@BodywiseMustard thx

@yeehawtaw2134 2 года назад

That horse quiz was crazy, perfect test for the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes

@ChaosTheoryDrozz 2 года назад

It's so on brand for Jerma to not understand percentiles

@EdOfSchmed Год назад

Jerma's alpha to beta scale slowly dropping to beta while he talks about his World of Warcraft subscription being an unnecessary cost while dramatic music played was my favorite.

@noaag 2 года назад

8:03 the mario music fading into the death part as jerma realizes how percentiles work, is perfect

@alfred8936 2 года назад

"I have watery knees" is maybe one of the most unbelievably cursed ways I've heard someone describe themselves

@ramaluminus 2 года назад

I love it when he explained his horse personality while Fire Emblem theme song playing in the background.

@FENomadtrooper 2 года назад

Indeed.

@andrewyankee5792 2 года назад

jerma ranting about sex over the fire emblem theme is the funniest thing i’ve seen today

@OfficialMaxBox 2 года назад

21:53 DUUUDE when he gets Seagull and then immediately does the jerma laugh, I can totally see the connection to a seagull's ha-ha-ha

@kasgrieve9741 2 года назад

12:46 Jerma did actually technically get it correct, the Aye Aye is a species of lemur native Madagascar

@KirbyMario12345_939 2 года назад

Aye.

@peepyleepy2814 2 года назад

Aye.

@ranimeRAT 2 года назад

Chance.

@yoishoono 2 года назад

This is actually released CIA footage of an inhuman test taking creature if he ever escaped containment from his Reddit room who knows what will happen

@TeamSprocket 2 года назад

MKOOEYGOOEYCHEESE

@NoNo-xh7ru 2 года назад

8:15 the music perfectly matches the moment Jerma realizes how poorly he did 9:40 same here with him succeeding holy shit this is an actual cartoon

@lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад

13:34 His expression makes me believe he wanted to be like 75% feminine but decided against it cuz the stream would meme on him for it.

@ponponpatapon9670 2 года назад

catboy jerma

@kailin9257 2 года назад

I bet if jerma was real and a catboy he would be more like an assertive and dominating catman that demands being pet or else will strangle my parents.

@optimisticscales7081 2 года назад

@@kailin9257 That's a bit specific

@vizzy61 Год назад

@Kai Lin ....so just jerma then

@Annikakay15 2 года назад

"That's patrick bateman" (13:57) got me so good

@howmanylicks3707 2 года назад

Jerma blacking out the screen to choose his political side is one of the smartest things I've seen from him

@adamvanspronsen6384 2 года назад

Fx dr DC la of

@draexian530 2 года назад

@@scp-burgerking658 Jerma is a red blooded comrade, then.

@mysteriousanonymous7992 2 года назад

@@scp-burgerking658 I was under the impression the math showed him being a liberal

@atomicanachronism8849 2 года назад

🤓

@scp-burgerking658 2 года назад

@@mysteriousanonymous7992 If you are reffering to the comment from a year ago made by Gary Host, he stated that it's mathematically not possible that he chose “conservative”, which is true, as this option gives the least amount of points.

@hooty8703 2 года назад

Huel fueled maniac takes content farm online tests to entertain TENS of viewers

@mori2037 2 года назад

13:35 androgynous andy

@jermarat 2 года назад

15:57 he just confessed to touching himself infront of a mirror

@kimurain6956 Год назад

Jerma seeing that politics question and it looks like an actual bomb dropped into his lap

@lucasraines 2 года назад

Jerma: *Rants incoherently for minutes on end, truly going unhinged albeit in a way that is not dangerous.* Me: Serve. Brilliant. Amazing. Loves It. Gag. Werk. Slay. Wig. Boots the house down payment. Drag us. Queen.

@rajkolandon5113 8 месяцев назад

Your comment from a year ago just put me into multiple organ failure.

@foodcourtray 2 года назад

8:17 Jerma realizing he read the percentiles wrong while Mario’s “game over” soundtrack playing in the background made me chuckle so hard in class.

@aguyfromnz537 2 года назад

I like how his first examples of being chaotic was being late and not cleaning his room

@miasunshine01 2 года назад

The quizzes, the music. He's so deranged. It's all so perfect, I can't fucking take it I'm crying

@willmetz1490 2 года назад

His description of the aardvark as the dog in your dreams is spot on

@Korrva Год назад

His definition of masculinity is powerlifting, punching, and screaming at walls

@ryan_1314 2 года назад

30:44 he just perfectly explained what 14 year old me did whenever I took one of those "am I gay/trans" tests for validation

@Mort-ko7lj 2 года назад

It’s also something that can be done pretty easily on a lot of diagnostic questionnaires in psychology. It’s very easy to just tick the boxes that will give you the outcome you want.

@petrwarthursty2011 11 месяцев назад

😕

@majestik_moose 2 года назад

Jeremy getting ads for Yeast Infection medication was one of those perfectly surreal details that I didn't quite notice at first.

@NVUSAttitude 11 месяцев назад

jerma not mixing politics with his streams is one of the many reasons i watch him. Like he avoids politics like the plague. hes here for FUN not to pick a team and pick apart and fight amongst a group of people who have picked their "old man thats too old to run this country" of choice.

@TheBanMan Год назад

Thank you for muting the DERANGED rant after the short quiz

@open.casket8300 2 года назад

I like how the quiz asks if youre smarter than a chimp and then gives a game where chimpanzees are specifically noted to perform better than humans at due to their brain structure

@blackwing1996 2 года назад

Can chimps read numbers?

@open.casket8300 2 года назад

@@blackwing1996 apparently lol. If you wanna know more, that test is actually the subject of the first episode of Vsauce's Mindfield on youtube. He visits a Chimpanzee research center in Japan where they use that same game very often for their tests

@stevebutters306 2 года назад

Putting jerma in front of the chimp quiz without him knowing about it is gold. It's like an auto-gaslight.

@themustardman2397 2 года назад

16:05 That PSYCHO admits he TOUCHES HIMSELF in the MIRROR!

@onraj7847 2 года назад

INSANE psychopath tries to act human episode 749. GETTING THERE EDIT: If only he entered his zip code in the bottom right at 33:18, he would finally have found the help he needs

@juggernaut7_ 2 года назад

Highlight of my day: Mario’s “game over” music plays while Jerma’s realization that he is in the bottom 17% of chimp test players sinks in. He takes another sip of his White Claw® Hard Seltzer to numb the public shame.

@k4rz43 2 года назад

8:15 "The music changes dynamically according to your current situation."

@Quintonieum 6 месяцев назад

"I'm constantly... touching myself and looking at myself in the mirror."

@upside-downsmore9437 2 года назад

Jerma being a horse that he only recognizes from beer commercials is too fitting lmao

@YourFatherVEVO 2 года назад

8:14 the music adds a lot to this

@lizardskynard4726 8 месяцев назад

hearing the destiny menu music come in at 22:09 was funny coming from the guy who said “I’ll never play destiny 2 pvp”

@ohwoah4324 2 года назад

his eyes and eyebrows look so nice in this

@Vikezor 2 года назад

this man does NOT use uBlock Origin He LOVES ads

@smurth6375 2 года назад

The most unnerving things about this is the Halo music in the background

@beniyum 2 года назад

Jeremy "Watery Knees" Elbertson

@yeet_master7470 2 года назад

21:12 Why did Jerma think that choosing "I don't wear clothes" on Fursona Generator while being *LIVE* was a good idea?

@jacksonlaframboise6257 2 года назад

6:35. Lmfao. My strat for this, since I suck at it, was to stare without blinking for a few seconds until the numbers got burned into my retinas. Than without moving or blinking, I just clicked it em in order. Could desdass go forever like that without having to remember shit all.

@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 2 года назад

I heard that Destiny music! It’s time for pvp Destiny 2 Jerma!

@kaizunkimori 2 года назад

Im so happy jerma tries to keep his political views out of his content, hes truly one of the fewest OGs out here still PS: if jerma reads this, my third highest related character was tony stark

@martinthemarine920 Год назад

PSYCHO streamer Jerma "CIA Project" Harrington LOSES his MIND when he cant OUTSMART CHIMP in MEMORY TEST

@RandomMink 2 года назад

god this creature does not feel real

@dogmadude1399 2 года назад

I thought Jerma was a MacDonalds connoisseur, but then he called pancakes a McGriddle.

@MrBluePowers808 3 дня назад

Hotcakes. 🥞

@MrBluePowers808 3 дня назад

Then the color drained from his face as he realized what he’d done… 😢🥞

@thediamondrellik 2 года назад

My goodness Jerma looks SOME MUCH like Scout from TF2

@xXsillysussyXx 2 года назад

lmfao the Mario game over music when he realized he was bottom 30%

@b_sway 2 года назад

I didn't even need to see the results of the personality test to know that Jerma is a mix of Johnny from The Room, Kramer from Seinfeld, and Gob from Arrested Development

@orb4000 2 года назад

17:32 Jerma is totally Creed.

@hithere5553 2 года назад

Jerma emphasized the word “collectively” meaning he is a communist, and is therefore canonically the red scout.

@salemtyphonos Год назад

fun fact me and my date watched this video towards the end of our date because we both love jerma and he was laughing pretty hard at this part 23:22

@bastiboyza Год назад

he?

@commanderruby901 Год назад

@@bastiboyzaop’s either a girl or gay and if they are gay, that’s pretty cool

@bastiboyza Год назад

@@commanderruby901 im sorry i literally have no clue why i posted that like. why tf did i say that LMAO

@notadhdeveloper4994 2 года назад

Couldn’t you 100% find what political party he is by doing all the answers he did and choosing a party until the answer is 24?

@roseroserosierose 2 года назад

15:58 you heard it here first, jerma985 is constantly touching himself in-front of thousands of people every day.

@kiapor99 2 года назад

his advice about not having sex on the first date is pretty good though.

@lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад

Jerma is a certified e-clownoid.

@sebby07 Год назад

hearing Jerma say Wanker is funny as fuck to me

@vaan_ 2 года назад

politically I'm a disciplined emotional

@stratford1 2 года назад

How does jerma always say the funniest possible thing? I’m so confused.

@kingding9542 2 года назад

What the heck even is whiteclaw

@pureevil9496 2 года назад

I heard criminals love it

@mustanaamiotto3812 2 года назад

Water.

@aguyfromnz537 2 года назад

Capital one is down 28% YTD. Can’t believe the online quiz lied.

@gyroscope915 Год назад

I love how jerma will say something absolutely bonkers and then go "Right? That's normal right"

@Phoenix0F8 Год назад

25:24 this would be an excellent forum weapon

@skinwalker69420 2 года назад

I took the tall test Jerma took to see how much I'd tower over him, it turns out, out of 100 men, I'd be taller than 98 of them (I stand at 6'1). I would fucking TOWER over Jerma.

@acfreak55 Год назад

never in my life did I think I would hear Jerma say he has watery knees.