Only One Parent Cares When You Move Out | Daniel Sloss | Sydney Comedy Festival 

Your 500th :)

Fucking hilarious

Sean O'Malley sent me here. Lmao

Ive clicked on 3 of his videos and he has this in all 3 of them. Im bored already

Don't laugh. It's serious. She still has him

Same thing, no?

I wanna like this but I also don't wanna mess up the 666

Aye

voss da boss lol my Scottish ex doesn’t drink at all

@@prettyinpinky5937 I used to not drink. Then I started college and my relationship with caffeine and alcohol really took off.

My mom stores the Christmas tree and ironing board in my old room.

People should sell the house/apartment once the kids are gone. Waste of money and space to stay in place too big for you.

My mom cried for about 3 years after I moved out but 9 years later, my bedroom is her walk-in closet/storage area.

@@LonelyCinderella123 sentiment and convenience mean anything to you?

Why is it always the moms who get emotional???

That seems illogical though...

@@iamanevutable981 woooosh

@@iamanevutable981 why?

@Ryan Z Wow!!! So much stupidity in the same comment!!! I'm not even going to bother argue with you! (I really hope you're trolling or attempting to make a joke! (the last sentence makes me think that))

@Ryan Z I mean if you are genuinely interested in the actual science (not taking sides just like science) the reason your first point is wrong is because DNA didn't just appear, there are many articles about the evolution of DNA from RNA so that information just didn't appear. Also I assume your second point is a typo because 20 year olds exist.

can’t see it.

dalilu her gorg!

Creepy

Major crush

Please stop ur scaring me 😅

That's hysterical 🤣

@@bellababygirl1356 yes

Sounds like «Daddle doo», so it’s kinda cute

I don't get it

@@IanChau Steve Irwin was killed by a sting ray

tuvoksg1 🤭😂👌🏾

That's because it wasn't funny. Maybe after we liked him more, it may have hit better.

@@flowerboogerface You're just sour because you didn't get it.

Exactly- emphasis on the word - 'free content' please!

Hold on, lemme get this straight. So you're saying, if I had been one of the people sitting down in the video, I'd hear different jokes than what I've just watched above?

@@yueshijoorya601 they're saying that he can't upload his new content (or let it be uploaded) every time, he and other comedians do need to get paid - this is probably just to give people a taste and make them consider going to a live show, which will obviously have more jokes and new content. If he uploaded every bit of new material he'd be broke, easy as that.

@@aleahevans9706 So now I ask you this. Would you rather pay for a 1-hour show with fresh goods, or a 2-hour show with repeated lines speckled in there? Remember, you are paying for this. Your money. And I'd say you don't wanna be broke either.

yueshijoorya I’d pay for the 2 hour show. I’ve rewatched this one clip like 4 times in a row. Good jokes can be repeated and still be good jokes

Corey Simpson agreed

I’ve gotta say, I’ve always found, “Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience etc.” to be a bit forced and awkward. This was the best end to a comedy set I’ve seen.

And he had a great sign off XD

Glenn Davey I want to respond to your opinion but I am comfortably numb at the moment...

@@tadmore254 ?

@@chillaxTF Either it's a Pink Floyd reference, or it's obviously a weed joke.

TommyTom Ok, but think about what he has now that other comedians don't. RU-vid. Do you like seeing the same ad forever? He's been saying the same jokes since he started. I get that it might be hard, but actually observe some of the situations life throws at you. Like, one comedian called Michael McKintyre, (I think that's how you spell it) talked about how Americans use more defined words than English people do. Like English has pavement, and we have sidewalk. Haha he was right when he said we need to know what side of the street to be on. Another comedian can capitalize on that, saying why do we even have names for the street?? It's painted dirt that people made paths on. What would we do without roads? Same thing kids do now. Walk. "But oh no!! I have to get Wi-Fi and get my daily latte!! 😹 There is loads of stuff that happens in life. Daniel is funny, but he seems to only come up with new material when he goes on Conan. Think about it, if this weren't really known, everyone wouldn't be bringing it up. There's another new comedian Sebastian Maniscalco. He's also hilarious and some angles, looks like Ben Stiller. But he doesn't over repeat jokes. You mention one ongoing joke, then bust out new material. Since RU-vid's been around, comedians are now coming up with new material every time. Including Jeff Dunham. If he really wants to get somewhere, he needs to learn new material. No comedian has repeated this many jokes Every time they go somewhere.

Kk Magoo Lol, you just proved why he shouldn't as well. All those countries have access to RU-vid as well. How do you think Saudi Arabia knows about Gabriel Iglesias?? RU-vid! 😹

i watch many stand-up comedians, and none of them have repeated jokes as much as him. part of doing stand-up is coming up with new content and being refreshing. if he keeps on going in like this, he is likely to lose popularity.

Dude he made these jokes in 2012! Come on...

2018, he's still doing shows. Your comment is irrelevant.

Problem is, Aussies pronounce auntie, "arn-tee" so it went way over my head.. :|

@@alpacajones and Americans say "ant" but I say it "ont" so it took me a minute as well >.

I just got the joke by reading your comment.

Shanelle Goodman yes that ending was amazing. love daniel

That's confidence.

This comment needs WAY more likes

Louder for the ones in the back that still believe alcohol is not a hard drug!!

s b accent.

Jordan Humphrey agreed