Only Stupid People Use Facebook- Tim Dillon Show Ep. 185 

lol man

@@DannySullivanMusic FOR REAL THOUGH...

Exactly! If you’re living with mommy then you should be posting socialist memes

Hey im a libertarian that lives with his mother lol. I take care of her because she's disabled so it's a little different i guess.

We need the same rule for wealthy celebrities, business people, and politicians who say it's a real knife fight out there, and socialism and taxes are the answer.

and i couldn't agree with him more lol

Yes or yes

He's my Marcus Aurelius

He's just a lost soul that will never be awake.

He knows the truth - realtors from Bravo are leading the fight against evil in the secret war.

Well he was 2 years ago when he was novel. Now he’s a Redbar fool

Lol no. He’s doing the same cynical “nobody cares oh my god people just talk about boring stuff” shtick that wasn’t funny the first time it was done by Carlin like 30 fucking years ago.

Take “will literally” out of that sentence.

@@jacobvanveit3437 friend, look up “Tim Dillon fake business”, it works for this joke that the comment stays the same

Lmao

pretty fantastic that people sense reality

My fans?

😭😭

absolute gold

lol dude very nice

🤣

That's a nietzsche-esque aphorism

​@@CatnamedMittensits true grandma

IT'S ALL IN THE GRIND.

@@melaninjay592 Most corpsman are just assigned to ships or bases though

@@melaninjay592 He dumbed it down by explaining the exact plot of a movie? 🤔 Strange.

I had a friend who told me he was part of a mercenary team dispatched to capture dinosaurs on a secret island. Didn’t have the heart to tell him I’ve seen ghostbusters 2.

Sad, because all he had to say was "Uh... No?"

Actually?

Actually is the new Literally

We're going to have to disagree on that one.

His weed rant vs painkillers got me rolling

Calm down

Amazing what it does for you in a positive way. So much healthier being detached from the social media realm.

Indeed.

I scroll once a day. It’s not that serious.

I wish there was a way to delete that and keep messenger bc that’s the only thing I use fb for. I don’t do anything else.

@@100mphFastball I’m the same a couple scrolls a day but I’m not too sucked into it so it’s okay

Holograms😂

This reminds me of Chris Delia saying all the people that are into conspiracy theories are the people who don’t get invited to thanksgiving . Bill gates and Jeff bezos divorced at the same time because they’re gay lovers 🤦‍♂️

@F.W. what conspiracy would that be

@@MrGanjaBandits the ww2 stuff.

This was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

hear, hear

Every generation thinks that they are wiser than the one that came before it and the ones that come after it, while in reality there is no such thing as wisdom.

@@jarrgeez he doesn't interact with his producer who is there to produce and react to the rant. Okay. And then he's fat. What substantial criticism on your part..

Huge difference between a canned studio laugh track and a human being genuinely laughing at what's being said in front of him in the moment..

@@jarrgeez go back to watching vox bro, we don't want you here

Let's talk about freedom of speech...

So true

I was there, it happened just like you said. It was amazing and that chick was hot.

@@magicpowers Thank goodness you didn't get your arm broke that night

🤔Soooooo your boat was Under Siege

@@thesorrow4664 It wasn't my boat but it was my duty

Bruh lol. How is the internet still alive after this 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine if fucking Sócrates was here in this time and we said that to him… how disappointed do you think he would be at our society? Lol

The Greatest Ranter of our lifetime

It brought my cancer back.

Dude you’re so right we had a poorly staged intervention with my friend and it just didn’t go well at all. He only conceded like one thing and doubled down on everything else and fell silent. 2 others came into the room about halfway through and they said it was the most uncomfortable and awkward room they ever stepped foot in

As a pathological liar I can confirm it is an uncomfortable experience and appreciate everyone's indulgences of my bullshit

Ever have one project lies onto you? Ever have one turn your friends against you? I can't stress enough, make your life boring and productive for a few months and watch all the fake friends disappear.

I enjoy it. Seriously, I can't stand 'em!

That’s why no one calls out Bert Krisher?

lmfao

Lol

Don’t insult the man like that.

I hope that's sarcasm and I'm just 2 dumb to understand it

@@goncalo1485 an education in the subject above can be had at the are you garbage podcast on gas digital and patreon.

"The Bukowski of comedy" - I don't have a strong grasp on his personality but from what I've read and heard of him, that sounds spot on

Same. Best thing ever. It really is old people screaming at each other. I hate it, I don't get how it triggers dopamine??!!!!

@@agent_ninety9 so when you post a pic or a status or whatever, people get a dopamine rush from seeing all their “like” notifications. Also validation to whatever they posted gives one a hit of dopamine. People have pretty shitty lives these days 🤷🏼‍♂️

@@usernotfound904 oddly I never had that dopamine Rush from that ever so that's why I find it hard to believe but I do believe it. I found it to be more of a pain in the ass people judgemental of what you post to the point where people would tell you don't post anything and then they'll just post ridiculous stupid quotes. All it was was fighting over politics but I deleted mine February of this year so it hasn't been as quite as long as you but I would never miss it. There is nothing to miss just a bunch of people that are spying on you and their entire lives are fake. I mean let's be honest you only see the good side of people's lives are not going to Post reality and if they do it's one of those people that tell you every little thing to where they ate to the last time they took a shit. It's revolting in my opinion. Like I said I take it as a relief not being on there and filling Off the Grid so-to-speakspeak. None of those people are your real friends & if so they would visit you and have your phone number . I have to add it and say that I'm doing this talk-to-text so there is absolutely no punctuation so I apologize for the lack thereof oh, it sounds like a complete runoff sentence LOL

@@agent_ninety9 could not agree more! 🙃

You did not made much or good decisions then if that is the best one

You’d be wise to keep it that way. I enjoy a lot of of my friends and groups on Facebook. The problem is, it brings out WAAAAAYYYYY to many idiots. But then, so do many other social media platforms, Twitter is worse if you ask me.

even YT and Reddit have gone extremely downhill. both are insanely censored and encourage sheep mentality by pushing all unpopular opinions into oblivion

Does it mean that JP is delusional and TD is hyperrealistic?

JP is a hack. He's got nothing on Tim Dillon.

@@jacquesstoop2587 Clean your room

They both say things that neither political parties say

I would love to see jordan peterson on the tim dillon podcast. I mean... or tim dillon on the jordan peterson podcast. Get these two minds in the same room together.

Can't stand people like that. Far too many

People are so fake lol

Aye I’m 19 and just moved out 🤣👍

@@don2nd650 Libertreans are usually Trumpism zombies lol

You sound like a zombie just for saying "trumpism"

that is a great idea

Up here in the state capitol (Albany) of NY, near VT and MA, there's a neighborhood where the family that owns one of the prominent car dealership chains lives and those two or three houses always have a RIDONKULOUS display and it's sort of a "thing" to go drive through there and look at them. As Tim said. No gates! Haha

You can delete the thing completely.

@@MeatCatCheesyBlaster I don't care about attention on RU-vid, my views, my subscribers or anything, just feel like sharing thoughts with other viewers here

@boomboomlou How do you delete it completely ???????

Every day that goes by I get closer and closer to deactivating it

I cancelled my account in April. Best decision ever.

Because it loves you, and the warm wet sensation of wallowing in its creamy human subcutaneous fat has become the last authentic bastion for your ragged dented worldview, the lonesome territory where all the savage focus comes together for your manly thoughts to harden in their soft-cynical identity. Sign the book on the way out, and told the towel if you use it, please.

'fold' not 'told'... That fucking spellchecker

Blacktooth Fox yea even if ur joking that was still borderline unintelligible

@@street8651 better than borderline boring as fuck. Invest in ya education, sausage

@@blacktoothfox677 Invest in learning how to use the edit comment feature on RU-vid before showcasing your rudimentary usage of basic SAT vocabulary terms in hopes that someone, anyone, will find it humorous, or even better, profound. In short, crawl in a dumpster you human puddle of garbage juice.

Hoot Route to see how the 1% lives... The good old days lol

Don’t they just.