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@coldones 6 месяцев назад

We'll be HAND DELIVERING Select Orders of LEMON ICE in Melbourne Tomorrow! Get Yours 👉Grog.Shop

@demoney5897 6 месяцев назад

No way!!!

@Vickysqueeze 6 месяцев назад

I love Chinese grog

@SupremeShuckle 6 месяцев назад

Finally. New grog flavor.

@FrickenDuq 6 месяцев назад

Pls send some to the US

@darkpinguin2779 6 месяцев назад

i need grog in germany guys

@marshestmellow9524 6 месяцев назад

Max and Chad’s ability to buy something and never worry if it’s a scam or not is terrifying

@CAMSLAYER13 6 месяцев назад

The secret ingredient is alcohol

@Sillyhands1 6 месяцев назад

@@CAMSLAYER13and money. Lots of money.

@Skornish 6 месяцев назад

That's the secret. They are all scams.

@Kerttis 6 месяцев назад

they get over 120,000 AUD from their patreon every month, if i were them i wouldnt give a shit either lmao

@StijnSchurkens 6 месяцев назад

Its Char

@Ididathing 6 месяцев назад

Can i turn that lawmower into a battle bot???

@DDracee 6 месяцев назад

combine the lawnmower and the bar car

@bulbousbumbo3762 6 месяцев назад

Haha you didn't get any attention

@PackingPeanut 6 месяцев назад

I did

@PackingPeanut 6 месяцев назад

a thing

@SEEYAIAYE 6 месяцев назад

Turn?

@benchiron1177 6 месяцев назад

darcy wearing the muscle suit and bullying max to get in the le bar car kills me everytime

@Hottestpoison Месяц назад

"GET IN THE LEBAR CAR! WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS?!" -Darcy from coolshirtz

@sluggysworld469 6 месяцев назад

13:08 THE BATTERY PACK IS THE FIRST THING YOU FUCKIN OPENED

@tamtam2939 22 дня назад

They figured it out

@GRamerDim 17 дней назад

what was it for?

@tamtam2939 17 дней назад

@@GRamerDim its for the inflatable outfit

@marshestmellow9524 6 месяцев назад

Max is always pleading for shirts he doesn’t ever wear lmao

@LunatheMoonDragon 6 месяцев назад

its because hes contractually obligated to wear nothing but cool shirtz

@skyfinancejanitor6695 6 месяцев назад

“PLEEAASE i NEED it chad”

@HowNeatImImpressed 6 месяцев назад

He’s a hoarder he wants everything

@marshestmellow9524 6 месяцев назад

@@skyfinancejanitor6695 then asks “why tf did we buy 3 of these?!” 😂

@kevenbalderas2518 6 месяцев назад

What are you talking about, of course he's gonna wear the breaking bad walter white balenciaga shirt it's so fire jksjskjjskjkjskjksj

@siamange252 6 месяцев назад

I ain’t gonna lie. Seeing Max in the gorilla costume beating up Chad in the Mario costume made me laugh my ass off.

@kierab8080 6 месяцев назад

same i was audibly laughing

@PartyItUp4Ever 6 месяцев назад

brings back old memories...

@sweou 6 месяцев назад

me too i could have watched them go at it for hours haha but chad may lack a bit of cardio...

@cjr46 6 месяцев назад

i was looking for this comment, im in tears laughing rn

@peepeepoopoo1644 6 месяцев назад

holy shit are you real this comment is so ai generated@@sweou

@Dalmonigh 6 месяцев назад

Y’know this show just keeps getting better and better every vid. I love the inclusion of Darcy with a mic when it’s not a normal video where he is the host. Darcy is slept on big time.

@Redwood754 6 месяцев назад

Can we just take a moment to appreciate all that Darci does for the boys.

@Dalmonigh 6 месяцев назад

Darcy is slept on big time

@agachateyconocelo2693 6 месяцев назад

This might be the best episode yet, there were so many great moments and the things you bought were sick as hell.

@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 6 месяцев назад

Relationship Status ☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Too busy watching Markiplier

@C.Ross_Faded 6 месяцев назад

Not to mention HowtoBasic and Plummcorp uploaded today too. It feels like the good old days once again

@mubblr 6 месяцев назад

i read that as gay moments xd I agree either way

@sneersh9107 6 месяцев назад

Le Bar Car is the coolest shit ever no joke

@glorbog 6 месяцев назад

I was fucking laughing so hard the entire episode.

@brunkosproogle5046 6 месяцев назад

darcy getting chad to step over nothing was the funniest thing in the whole video

@SpacedOutEyes 6 месяцев назад

what i missed it lol

@mightyeagle2817 6 месяцев назад

@@SpacedOutEyes17:35

@Dalmonigh 6 месяцев назад

I been tellin people from when Darcy first joined the crew he is major slept on as a host.

@squaidinkarts 3 месяца назад

and it was free!

@kota687 6 месяцев назад

I love after all these years that Max and Chad has never changed and only amped up their antics. By far my favorite youtubers!

@officialxverzusz 6 месяцев назад

3:33 I love that they just left in "Edit me out" lmao

@ColeJohnson-fk5jw 3 месяца назад

What

@coadster9988 3 месяца назад

@@ColeJohnson-fk5jw 3:39

@HaviK_Adam 6 месяцев назад

Can we give a big shout out to Darcy, what a legend for building and preparing all the shit each episode!

@Zultzify 6 месяцев назад

big shout out to the whole crew, i appreciate the editor as theyve made the show much better with their humour

@cosmicvale 6 месяцев назад

@@Zultzify I have loved this show for so long, but now that doplex is editing it. I love it so much more!

@carefreeme8202 6 месяцев назад

my dude better be getting at least 3 patreon checks a year!

@GoodingInc 6 месяцев назад

Darcy burner

@BDUBSTEP7 6 месяцев назад

He is definitely a goat 🐐

@witcherjohn3440 6 месяцев назад

God I wish these types of episodes were longer That was a really good watch

@ThomasThorr 6 месяцев назад

the patreon version is like 3 hours

@CFM2 6 месяцев назад

⁠⁠⁠@@ThomasThorrPatreon propaganda

@ramengod5768 6 месяцев назад

@@CFM2CCP PROPAGANDA 😡😡

@ThomasThorr 6 месяцев назад

@@CFM2 but it's true

@xoxenoglossy 6 месяцев назад

I’m obsessed. It’s time to pay for content 😆

@philip2.2.12 3 месяца назад

Start buying random industrial equipment

@mrtoast244 5 месяцев назад

Whoever edited this video has exactly my sense of humor lol, I didn't expect the Hong Kong 97 reference at 12:10, the cap-cut edit at 7:40 too lmao

@nicolysj 4 месяца назад

THANK YOU! I was trying my best to figure out how I knew that fucking song. I hoped someone would say something in the comments.

@TemmiePlays 4 месяца назад

@@nicolysjthe name of the song is " *I love Beijing Tiananmen* "

@TheOnlyBasketCase 6 месяцев назад

I love Max and Char from cold ones! Gosh, how I wish they were real...

@afterglow6245 6 месяцев назад

Char

@gargomon77 6 месяцев назад

Char

@mb00k53 6 месяцев назад

Char

@cgjk3000 6 месяцев назад

Char

@fernando_munoz69 6 месяцев назад

Char

@Maow_maow 6 месяцев назад

The way Max said "Chad I need that" with such sincerity made me laugh so hard

@peepeepoopoo1644 6 месяцев назад

you arent real wake up

@el_hamez 4 месяца назад

Only for him to make Chad wear it 😂

@TronNerd82 3 месяца назад

18:16 Super Trash Bros vs Dankey Kang 2

@IllegalRage480 3 месяца назад

@Slimey_nutz69 6 месяцев назад

18:24 where have we seen this only ogs remember

@chancecarr3000 6 месяцев назад

As an expert in Mandarin, that new Lemon Ice flavor is what they would call "Bing Chilling"

@orangegouice 6 месяцев назад

It tastes like ice cream?

@zoom-cast 6 месяцев назад

@@orangegouiceI guess technically it could be . Lemon ice is a frozen dessert.

@glorbog 6 месяцев назад

Now this is comedy

@rimmer_skimmer7663 6 месяцев назад

@@glorbog no this shit sucks

@alex-kc9rd 6 месяцев назад

This was SO GOOD! Always love when Scott and Darcy get involved

@Dalmonigh 6 месяцев назад

I was just ab to type out a comment like this, those boys are slept on. Them being mains in the podcast on patreon is gold

@dxxthly 6 месяцев назад

Every time I hear Max say.. 'aOhhh fukk" my head goes "I cant believe youve done this". LMAO

@sharethehappiness7128 6 месяцев назад

Congratulation on your wedding Max! Wishing you a long and happy marriage 🥳🥳🥳

@Sniperboy5551 6 месяцев назад

It’s amazing that they’re able to spend this much money on one video AND pay a full production crew along with their own salaries.

@donaldn5798 6 месяцев назад

I don't know how much they make off YT and donations, definitely an investment

@FishOnCrackMC 6 месяцев назад

Pretty sure since its for their job they can write some or all of it off on taxes.

@Coppercalb 6 месяцев назад

3 words: Tax Write off

@alcapone5791 6 месяцев назад

@@Coppercalb @FishOnCrackMC no shit they can write it off on taxes, but you still need the money to pay the salaries and make the purchases in the first place....

@benardman2665 6 месяцев назад

@@alcapone5791they're called "interns" for a reason

@miirico5398 6 месяцев назад

Gratz Max mate and may you have a peaceful life. Also seeing Joji in the wedding is such a fucking banger, the mate literally made time despite having his tour on just to attend the wedding. What a fucking bro.

@thepot462 6 месяцев назад

Ian on the other hand...

@traphimawari7760 6 месяцев назад

@@thepot462 we don't talk about that cuck...

@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829 6 месяцев назад

@@thepot462too busy watching “his” wife “getting a tattoo” in Jamaica

@superblanco444 6 месяцев назад

@@thepot462 He congratulated him a couple months before the wedding.

@fampic7133 6 месяцев назад

@@superblanco444Doesn't count he still a shell of a man

@WhitePerial 6 месяцев назад

19:53 What is this camera angle LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@dank2whiteforchainz128 6 месяцев назад

"Itsa me.....fuck" 18:05

@Blmast 6 месяцев назад

That opening scene of Grog was both so trippy and high quality I am not sure how it was made; whether it was from a professional editor high off their rockers, or if made intentionally. Either way, it looked hashtag rad.

@moonwhooper 6 месяцев назад

Did you actually just say hashtag rad unironically?

@Idle_Hands 6 месяцев назад

I skipped it

@Moldy0014 6 месяцев назад

It was edited by prezoh

@FootEnjoyer 6 месяцев назад

@moonwhooper you must be on the older side of millennial huh

@slinkadoo6292 6 месяцев назад

They sent the crew to Antarctica. I heard it took 26 days of non-stop filming before they spotted the wild Lemongrog. Only like 4 people have seen a Grog's mating dance so the fact they got footage of it is legendary.

@theditchbank1580 6 месяцев назад

Max jumps around for a few minutes and is fully winded I love it.

@peepeepoopoo1644 6 месяцев назад

YOURE NOT REAL OH MY FUCKING GOD

@timbodeckler5191 6 месяцев назад

Boogie2988 forcefeedshisdog'scrabrangoons@@peepeepoopoo1644

@moorooster223 6 месяцев назад

@@peepeepoopoo1644 nothing is real bozo, so everything is (equally)

@morganfreeman2102 4 месяца назад

@@peepeepoopoo1644take your meds buddy

@julianrikenberg9464 25 дней назад

Thank you guys so much for all the great content. You make so many people's day better and brighter. Thanks for everything.

@a_w_em3006 6 месяцев назад

At 23:17, Max look like some kid that just finished a roblox obby.

@Mooch7B 6 месяцев назад

Shout out to Darcy putting in the hard work

@soupervisor 6 месяцев назад

This is definitely new era of Cold ones, but somehow with the same feeling. Love you, boys.

@gabrielamorgado595 6 месяцев назад

cowchop era

@afrochickenboy 6 месяцев назад

@@gabrielamorgado595rip to a real one

@cheezy_urbz5310 6 месяцев назад

@@gabrielamorgado595miss that channel

@krakinnuts876 5 месяцев назад

@@gabrielamorgado595especially with the vehicles. They already had the fire and just moved into a bigger place. They’re becoming cowchop

@xg2922 4 месяца назад

@@krakinnuts876 don't put that bad juju on them chad is going to break his leg soon at this rate

@aquaticghost 6 месяцев назад

I’m so excited for this next evolution of cold ones, I’m so stoked

@ADHDmeds 6 месяцев назад

this one was the best unbox out of them all, keep it up

@grantogren8150 6 месяцев назад

Unironically y’all are some of the most creative, unique and entertaining creators on this platform

@shearnos 6 месяцев назад

bro what

@shearnos 6 месяцев назад

ironic unironic? they do wish videos and say the same jokes they did almost 10 years ago

@x2xstudios 6 месяцев назад

Entertaining for sure but the other two... you trippin

@trurocker03 6 месяцев назад

You guys literally have the best job on the planet. Seems like so much fun to goof around with friends and make money doing it. What a dream!

@noahlasseter 6 месяцев назад

Laughed so hard this ep was definitely my fav yet!

@SirSmokesAlot1869 3 месяца назад

Honestly, I have not laughed at a video this hard this long in such a seriously long time. I wish I could meet you guys. 😂😂

@camthehorrorfan 6 месяцев назад

22:28 Therapist: "It's ok, Buff Darcy can't hurt you, he isn't real." Buff Darcy:

@Budboi28 6 месяцев назад

Love how each video max has a different obsession

@maddoxwyn4012 6 месяцев назад

Episodes like this are why I subscribed ❤

@christopherhollis2915 6 месяцев назад

I could watch this every day for the next month and still be laughing. That was so good.

@DaGreenMarshmello 6 месяцев назад

Their budget is getting out of hand and I’m all for it 😂😂

@tylermillhorn9183 6 месяцев назад

10:59 no way bro just said bdsm battle pass

@AlphaTheBear 18 дней назад

The Hong Kong 97 music killed me 😂

@monkey8600 6 месяцев назад

Honestly I've been extremely depressed recently, but watching a cold ones will always make my day

@adamfriebele8171 6 месяцев назад

Hey man *puts hand on shoulder* whats wrong buddy

@pussycat1172 6 месяцев назад

@@adamfriebele8171wtf

@jonmovies7353 6 месяцев назад

@@adamfriebele8171you're goofy

@damosanchex 6 месяцев назад

Same boat man, same boat. Hope it gets better for you

@ellococt 6 месяцев назад

Watching a video is gonna help your depression lol

@AtticusGrim 6 месяцев назад

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

@cozy_2X 6 месяцев назад

Never seen your videos till now. I needed a good laugh

@roswellxo9214 5 месяцев назад

Grog in a Capri sun like pouch that is intended to be frozen. You’re welcome

@broadstreetburnout1719 6 месяцев назад

9:47 SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG REFERENCE LET'S GOOOOO

@LilFebreeze 6 месяцев назад

18:10 is the closest thing we'll ever get to a Super Trash Bros Part 2

@dredoctor8271 6 месяцев назад

Man I wanna entrust my lifesavings with these guys!

@sweou 6 месяцев назад

this video is not just easily one of your most entertaining but probably one of the most entertaining things ive ever seen, this channel is seriously one of the highlights of the internet!

@YulaYulna 6 месяцев назад

darcy in the muscle suit was amazing

@crockorocko4781 6 месяцев назад

cold ones is actually my life blood I have watched all these videos like 20 times each but everytime I come back to them they are just as good and I genuinely never laugh so much

@edenhemstrom1591 6 месяцев назад

I always wait til i get stoned before watching a Cold ones video. It never hits wrong I always laugh på ass off

@funfun5277 6 месяцев назад

It was fun watching Chad and Max review the bigger items!

@Bakutakamine 6 месяцев назад

Wow, they've elevated to such expensive and large items that even Max can't destroy them.

@vincienco 6 месяцев назад

Chad fighting the wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man while Max tries to break up the fight with a “he’s chill he’s chill” was the Cherry on top of this fkn gem of an episode

@StormDatIsApproaching 5 месяцев назад

Easily the best content creators on the internet. You can see they're putting the money to work and making one banger after another with it. If all influencers were like this instead of being out of American Psycho nobody'd egg them

@portalbuilder7021 2 месяца назад

They got egged by that little fella

@douceinthehouse9644 6 месяцев назад

I waited all day and night to watch this in this didn't disappoint for a sec from start to finish

@writerblocks9553 6 месяцев назад

That rolling thing is fucking sweet, I want a single person one

@Whiskeysim 6 месяцев назад

Holy shit, that reference to Hong Kong 97 at 12:17. That ones going to go over some heads.

@Kotsugi_ 16 дней назад

Chad not being DK in the fight is a CRIME

@MAKABALLA 4 месяца назад

Ahhahahah pranking the creators is gold! Really humbling and funny to watch 16:06

@Langharig_Tuig 6 месяцев назад

This is genuinely one of the few channels that has me actually laughing hard. The fight in the suits in that weird dome... It just got me man

@JamesFireclaw 6 месяцев назад

Everything about this episode was amazing. Congrats max and Chad and the crew. You guys rock

@BDUBSTEP7 6 месяцев назад

Love how the items take so long to come in that they forget who had what impulse in buying each item 😂

@jassingh3208 Месяц назад

Can we just appreciate how majestic Max's hair looks when it's frosty

@BlazeIsBOSS 6 месяцев назад

cold ones always gives me the biggest laughs this shit had me crying you guys are the best on youtube

@BEExPyro 6 месяцев назад

I thought I was gonna have to wait longer to see another episode because of Max’s wedding. Congrats Max.

@will88840 6 месяцев назад

1:05 Its probably been close 15 years since i've last heard the "Fighting Polygon Team" theme but still knew it the second i heard it.

@dootguy1579 6 месяцев назад

20:24 max gets stuck in the multiverse

@skylineplaya8125 6 месяцев назад

I love to see how much effort is going into thier Videos. Keep it up

@The_Remster 6 месяцев назад

The fake step over made me laugh thank you Darcy

@Squirrelologist 6 месяцев назад

Gotta love Mario throwing hay makers

@ob9220 6 месяцев назад

The frog costume part was fucking hilarious I was wheezing the whole time

@1bigfishstudios 6 месяцев назад

15:27 pat

@ItsALaughYT 6 месяцев назад

Absolute BANGARRR vid Grog boys ‼️

@aeronautisch 6 месяцев назад

The production quality on this video is AWESOME!

@MrScooba 6 месяцев назад

Worth the wait! They really went all out on this one 🔥🔥

@SashJo 6 месяцев назад

It was nice of the crew to let Chad be Mario instead of Donkey Kong this time

@Dr.Randy.Butternubs 4 месяца назад

Seeing Chad get knocked down and mauled by that gorilla was tragic

@jokergordon8446 5 месяцев назад

8:40 It was in that moment, he knew he'd Fd up. 🤣😂🤣😂

@nicesterricester7084 6 месяцев назад

Just wanna say I love your editor! They always put so much effort into ur vids and add funny meme type stuff 😂

@chickengaming420 6 месяцев назад

Every episode gets more and more chaotic and I love it.

@cottoncoffin 22 дня назад

that frog n sweet song is such a feel good vibe

@mongrel_97 6 месяцев назад

that advert goes stupid hard. take it far lads! i want Grog! over here in europe too!

@martinandreev5204 6 месяцев назад

The 12:12 sequence made me laugh so much

@newton1141 5 месяцев назад

What's the title of the song?

@pooryamehdipoor8260 6 месяцев назад

This episode was the best one you've done in the series, and some parts were way too funny

@delulunalina 6 месяцев назад

Loving the absolute chaos in this episode. Hating having had the theme from Hong Kong 97 in my head the past 2 days.

@nedmacamden3019 6 месяцев назад

This video was awesome haha 😂 Also congrats to Max on the wedding!! 👑

@Badlaugh 6 месяцев назад

Man this was an amazing Cold Ones episode honestly def one of my favorites, had me laughing so hard 😂

@bubbs918 6 месяцев назад

Absolute banger boys haven't laughed this hard in so long. Amazing editing😂

@DarcyIsLame 5 месяцев назад

18:09 In all my years, I never thought I'd see a Super Trash Bros vs Dankey Kang 2.

@chemistrycam3143 4 месяца назад

That intro was absolutely amazing.

@Grace-pc1de 6 месяцев назад

Max refusing to wear the shirt he wanted is so fucking funny to me