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@coldones 4 месяца назад

Drink Grog! 👉🏻 Grog.Shop & GET THE SHIRTS WE'RE WEARING for 10% off with code "COLDONES" 👉🏻 bit.ly/coolshirtzz

@tigsgotscrum9995 4 месяца назад

Aids

@jessim97 4 месяца назад

Sending love, thank you for always making entertaining content and keeping a smile on our faces ❤️

@HenryIsBoredd 4 месяца назад

DRINK GROG!!!

@pjezzy3047 4 месяца назад

Feeling groggy today

@leptoad2145 4 месяца назад

REAL (I am now an alcoholic )

@SrPelo 4 месяца назад

The old gods have decided Chad & Max can't have a middle east man mug

@tmbmonson8352 4 месяца назад

Funny animated screaming Mexican man

@Eliswap 4 месяца назад

holy shit srpelo spookymonth

@_slimy_bastard_ 4 месяца назад

They are not worthy in the eyes of Allah

@Mito-us8cr 4 месяца назад

cold ones is officially haram content

@RVBMichaelJCaboose 4 месяца назад

if you ever get invited to cold ones, you should get them one as a gift, pelo

@yoppass 4 месяца назад

The autism tshirt, the fedora, the glasses, the WoW weapons, and a trumpet. Chad has become the ultimate redditor

@squam7911 4 месяца назад

dont forget the stink serum

@hannahbell6314 4 месяца назад

*Discord mod

@lanzi7912 3 месяца назад

@@hannahbell6314 there is no difference

@walterrising4276 3 месяца назад

He's built like one

@puppetloser 2 месяца назад

And the newborns

@thegees 4 месяца назад

i love when they buy terrible cameras and use the footage. this was such a good episode

@seventhsn1pe 4 месяца назад

Max unintentionally doing an accurate Tool cover on the steel drums

@salamipastrami69 Месяц назад

Which song? I couldn't figure it out

@coctilecrocodile1293 Месяц назад

I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

@emprox1 23 дня назад

lmao it actually does sound like the vicarious intro

@-_Music_Room_- 4 месяца назад

Max's ability to spend unholy amounts of money only to break it all will never cease to amaze me

@SilverbackGorilla69 4 месяца назад

Guess it's a write off lol..

@InsanityPlusOne 4 месяца назад

I mean when the mofos are offered 600k from a strange asian site in an ad deal, they can afford to burn a few 100k

@Zackaria_sMax 4 месяца назад

It bugs me... there's poor kids starving in Africa, while these 2 are breaking R/C cars... either use the products or feed them to an Ethiopian!

@narfmangaming75 4 месяца назад

@@Zackaria_sMax😂

@InsanityPlusOne 4 месяца назад

I mean I'm not sure even a starving ethopian would eat an rc car, but yeh get the sentiment, if not the message@@Zackaria_sMax

@muzanjackson5199 4 месяца назад

As a Chinese dude I have to thank you for supporting my uncles business

@somebodyoutthere1931 Месяц назад

Whuk yo uncle

@-el_bandito 20 дней назад

Tell your uncle my t shirt never came

@trashfire1025 4 месяца назад

7:48 i love the idea that max was so grossed out he could only shout curses in response

@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul 4 месяца назад

he sings them curses 😂

@alone_musk_33 4 месяца назад

It’s good to see that even into their late 60’s, our friends at Cold Ones are still creating content for us to consume

@zackmiramontez8772 4 месяца назад

Finally, a new Cold Ones episode

@e-unit1579 4 месяца назад

“Finally, green slime”

@madorison 4 месяца назад

For real though

@mychiawatros9992 4 месяца назад

Right

@caseyhamm4292 4 месяца назад

finally cold ones

@Dr_AcE_ 4 месяца назад

I was gonna say the same thing

@lasagna1064 4 месяца назад

Having Chad and max on the wrong sides of the table hurts my brain

@zachskis819 4 месяца назад

Nah seriously though

@unitedrooster 4 месяца назад

lmaoo i didn’t even notice 😂 i thought they looked a bit different

@voidvisual 4 месяца назад

finally, alternate dimension Cold Ones

@audreydoyle5268 4 месяца назад

I thought something was off

@Dalmonigh 4 месяца назад

Do they not switch in most vids? I don't even notice 9/10 times and I have autism.

@idreamed_adream2 4 месяца назад

The pacing in this video felt so fast like I was watching at 1.25x speed 😅 I'm glad I've got the patreon so I can see the products more

@stay_comfy Месяц назад

agreed, especially at the start of the video. i think they ordered too many items or something, but its not a crime to have a longer video

@wewya. 4 месяца назад

6:32 i just lost it at darcy walking into frame

@danaa- 2 месяца назад

"OW THATS MY COCK THATS MY COCK" - Max

@grimtv3218 4 месяца назад

15:35 Pink Guy has really let himself go since Frank left...

@emmat2276 4 месяца назад

That handpan drum is really nice, probably the best quality item you guys got which is crazy for a temu product. Darcy is keeping the hello kitty camera for sure.

@lukamagicc 4 месяца назад

Timestamp?

@purobaudelaire 4 месяца назад

@@lukamagicc 9:20

@Ianv14 4 месяца назад

wtf his name is Dasi? i always thought it was Darcy said with their accents

@NoodleVerse 4 месяца назад

@@Ianv14 Pretty sure it is Darcy, maybe he just didn't know how it was spelt, could be im wrong too idk

@emmat2276 4 месяца назад

@@NoodleVerse I don't remember seeing his name spelled, but it sounds like Dasi when Max says it but when Chad is sober it's closer to Darcy and falls off to Dasi the more he drinks so it probably is Darcy and Max just says it like that to mess with him because it's an old English gender neutral name 🤷

@belenramos8580 4 месяца назад

9:20 max just casually playing a tool song

@Pelle0hiln Месяц назад

Really what song ? Or are you just joking

@coctilecrocodile1293 Месяц назад

Not 100%, but I’m pretty sure it’s Vicarious

@Pelle0hiln Месяц назад

Ok thanks

@Vysair 7 дней назад

i heard the marble machine at first

@MasherGamesYT 4 месяца назад

That one scene from robots 6:43

@haydennoecker3793 4 месяца назад

At 18:23 amazes me because there is so many 1 second scenes of unexplained things that never come back around

@bryces8153 4 месяца назад

lmao gotta be able to write off all the dumb shit on taxes so it needs to be in the video

@mrwri 4 месяца назад

You guys could honestly make videos like this forever and I would watch every fucking one.

@RedHotMessResell 4 месяца назад

I don’t think if I’ve seen Max this sober in a looooooong time. 😂

@depressedfrog2 4 месяца назад

This hello kitty camera is what people use to capture the "alien proof" footage

@an0nym00se4 4 месяца назад

8:08 litterally filmed in 2022 the production goes fast 🔥🔥🔥

@riccardodellorto4267 4 месяца назад

I thought it was a joke. It can't be a 18 months old video, right?

@The_White 4 месяца назад

@@riccardodellorto4267 Temu launched in 2022 September, and the big Temu ad wave was last year. 2022/06 can't be the date, because Temu didn't even exist then, and that's AFTER the items arrived, not when they ordered them. I think that camera is just shit...

@toypadbotbots 4 месяца назад

Well, it *is* a chinese knockoff

@an0nym00se4 4 месяца назад

@@toypadbotbots Well, it is a perfečt coverup

@toypadbotbots 4 месяца назад

@@an0nym00se4 well, that’s perfect.

@blueykangaroo 4 месяца назад

12:48 max you weren’t destined to have that fucking mug

@4RILDIGITAL 4 месяца назад

It's really awesome to see you guys taking the risk and reviewing that under-the-radar website so we, the viewers, know what we're getting into.

@gelgous 4 месяца назад

Getting a temu ad before the video clearly shows Max and Chad are doing great things for the company

@Panicbear 4 месяца назад

17:49 had me dead “geT the FuCk oUtA mY FaCe”

@PalaceIV 4 месяца назад

I was literally crying with laughter when Chad put on the pink suit and started dancing at 15:36. Even more so, when he put the FNAF mask on. "Bust it down sexual style!" LOL

@gabrieldinix 4 месяца назад

I really wanted them to show more of the bootleg consoles to see what was up with them, one of them was shown half a second of crash the bandicoot with the comment “that’s really crisp”, another was shown playing Mario, the final one literally only showed the emulator screen lmao

@doug-core8850 4 месяца назад

Idk man i think that could've gotten them sued or something lol. Especially by Nintendo

@shaematthews1708 4 месяца назад

The anbernic 35 (gameboy) is actually pretty cool the console style emulators are hot garbage

@100orangelazarus 4 месяца назад

they didn't make it@@doug-core8850

@jeffffff 4 месяца назад

It’s the miyoo mini plus. It’s actually pretty legit. There’s custom firmware for it called onion OS that is maintained by the community.

@barnabyhuckleberry3103 4 месяца назад

Agree completely. The quickly tossing something aside without even trying it isn't as cute as they think.

@kylespevak6781 4 месяца назад

You guys getting trashed is my favorite. Do another paying Fiverr people, have them make music, and make it an album 😂

@Raltziicoon 4 месяца назад

I'd listen to it on spotify all the time

@kylespevak6781 4 месяца назад

@@Raltziicoon I love their absurdist humor. Technically I'm a Fiverr artist too, and I'd do whatever they'd send 😂

@Selvanii 4 месяца назад

that's actually a really good idea tho

@NigelAnderson-iu2bs 4 месяца назад

I still find myself singing the krongo song

@moodfm5673 4 месяца назад

they do that at the end of the year to burn patreon money as a tax write off

@cosmicabyss7358 4 месяца назад

There's nothing more precious than a baby Chads laughter. ❤

@jadeyxboox 4 месяца назад

Chad was made to be at a Steampunk convention. Max ended up looking like he belongs in an IMVU lobby

@majaullt 21 день назад

this is so accurate lmao

@MattXShaver 4 месяца назад

max breaking the second sheikh mug broke ME

@theirishman759 4 месяца назад

Chad turned into Nightwing for like .2 seconds before thwacking the side of his head with the staff.

@chrismorris99 4 месяца назад

I literally get so excited every time I see a new cold ones episode is posted. Sometimes I wish I’d never seen them so I could rewatch the magic of these videos from a fresh perspective lol

@nerdyinmc 4 месяца назад

Love that every episode is “woah is this so amazing let’s get it” then “wtf is this stupid thing” (tosses it immediately)

@pedrobarra555 4 месяца назад

14:15 Chad looking like the final boss of Discord moderation

@jamesclarke2110 4 месяца назад

I loved it when Max gave Chad a big ol’ kiss in this one

@bigapeallcity 4 месяца назад

3:07 seeing chad actually nervous about displaying one of these signs out front of the office is an insane culture shock, i remember back in the mid 2010s you couldnt walk down the street in american suburbia without seeing one of these signs.

@a5r0n-63 4 месяца назад

Mannn imma miss y’all. I leave for boot camp in February 21st when I get out I stggg I’m watching what I missed and if y’all only post 2 vids when I’m gone imma be pissed man😭😭 but all love 🫡💯

@ownrc 4 месяца назад

good luck brodie times gonna fly by u got this

@SteampunkHorse 4 месяца назад

Good luck dude!!

@obamastolemyvcr1446 4 месяца назад

3:37 I absolutely love the subtle call backs to old vids

@eminystoruk 4 месяца назад

Spending thousands of dollars on items that are only shown for 0.1 seconds 😭😂 I wanted to see how the fake game systems played

@simonday9013 4 месяца назад

The first one they showed was an anbernic 35xx. Well worth tracking down RU-vid reviews. It's a nice thing.

@shaematthews1708 4 месяца назад

Like the other reply, the anbernic game boy is actually pretty sick and worth checking out the others are garbage

@jackcutter2 4 месяца назад

I'M THE CREATOR OF THE ALLIGATOR MEME. It's so wacky to see a chinese cheap plastic thing of my meme in a cold ones video

@5b_c4ll3d_p4ul 4 месяца назад

I can't when Chad eats the dried cricket at 7:48 and Max starts singing curses 😂

@Thomahawk1234 4 месяца назад

The insides of those cigarettes releasing smoke when you rub them reminds me of white phosphorus. I really hope it's something else

@BritPaun 4 месяца назад

After the things that Max has put in his mouth, that should not have been his reaction to the cricket 😂

@el_pequeno3 4 месяца назад

I love how they spend the first couple moments saying how shit and detestable temu is, then proceed to give them 5000 dollars of their own (viewers) money

@OliviaOli86 4 месяца назад

Because it’s funny

@DantesGrill 4 месяца назад

@@OliviaOli86 This one fell kind of flat though

@Rezplz 4 месяца назад

Funny

@TheNefariousPenguin 4 месяца назад

@@DantesGrill Me when I state my opinion as fact:

@DantesGrill 4 месяца назад

@@TheNefariousPenguin Me when I'm so autismo I need everyone to state that it's an opinion or else I think it's a fact:

@JuanPablodelaTorre 4 месяца назад

Remember the Star Wars kid? 16:42 This is him now. Feel old yet?

@CrystalController 4 месяца назад

Damn 9:25 new aphex twin song goes hard

@anthonyouellet98 4 месяца назад

For real it did sounded kinda good

@peytonmower6267 4 месяца назад

Chad is such a handsome fella

@bossmantyrrells1596 4 месяца назад

I guess girls do ❤ his autistic swag after all

@portalbuilder7021 4 месяца назад

@qwerty_studios 4 месяца назад

@aAaAAA-ppgg 4 месяца назад

I thought this one said wholesome last night.. apparently I can't read, anyway, still true

@pjezzy3047 4 месяца назад

Cold ones always brighten my day. Love ya mates❤

@alex-kc9rd 4 месяца назад

Needed this so badly, thank you for making my day

@cottoncoffin 22 дня назад

man ive been on the brink of offing myself and you guys are keeping me around. thank you for being so chaotic n willing to be this goofy, thank you so much.

@sharandeepsingh9559 4 месяца назад

Max has probably consumed more asbestos than a 1970s construction worker

@boredbmxer8827 4 месяца назад

I tagged a real company on Temu's instagram and got banned from commenting on anything for a week. Shit is wild

@Hanagigi 4 месяца назад

My first thought reading the title: morally bankrupt cold ones endorsing temu! Shame! A few seconds into the video: morally respectable cold ones bashing temu! Respect!

@roserandomde 4 месяца назад

The hello kitty camera video of him playing the trumpet looks like a jazz band lounge fever dream

@ChikaVelja_ 4 месяца назад

first time watching while actually drinking i'm never watching sober again

@reheatedpizza7292 4 месяца назад

I met King Bach the other day at the comedy store in DTLA, I shook his hand and told him I’m a big fan of his work, but only a spoonful…

@bradleywilcox8873 4 месяца назад

Yes! I’ve been waiting for a temu episode!!

@CloudStudiosPhoto 4 месяца назад

Ooooh more impulse spending! My favorite types of videos by you gents 😌

@All_Hail_Sunny_D 4 месяца назад

I always get a little kindle of joy whenever they post a new vid 😁

@EfjayAPB 4 месяца назад

they are back finally

@funnydoughman3762 4 месяца назад

Fr man I was getting sad

@idontgiveagouache1494 4 месяца назад

Chad was so happy in this one! I laughed the whole episode 👁️🫦👁️

@SeriousD 4 месяца назад

If you want an extra bit of fun, watch the first part of the vid where they order stuff then come back 3 months later after you've forgotten too! Then you will be surprised along side Max and Chad!

@arcies9286 4 месяца назад

pink guy gained some weight 15:40

@MrMr-cz6bk 4 месяца назад

11:20, Chad doesn't know weather to be happy, excited, or scared 😂

@clayheise6755 4 месяца назад

Why's that hat and glasses combo look so good on Chad?!

@nmac1563 4 месяца назад

Honey, a new colds one episode dropped

@madd.villain 4 месяца назад

Chad was born to wear that fit, it suits him too well.

@krish4709 4 месяца назад

Another great vid! Love you guys

@tristandaries1129 4 месяца назад

These being filmed at 2 am actually makes a lot of sense

@Ssuicide_ValleyY 4 месяца назад

Total Absurdity but I absolutely love it !! Nice work guys. 🤣🤣

@TheGlobadier 4 месяца назад

I wish the patreon vids were edited as well as the stuff on yt, I’d happily pay more for it

@r0ttxn_txxth308 4 месяца назад

Good to see new stuff

@ashtonhenwood5735 4 месяца назад

I get so happy when you guys post

@RosieIsPink 4 месяца назад

i needed a new video from you SO BAD HAHAHAHA i got a good laugh 🤣 love u guys ❤

@kylespevak6781 4 месяца назад

6:48 He rocks the steam punk 😂

@ImNeolin 4 месяца назад

Getting a temu ad below this video is wild

@JakeB0079 4 месяца назад

Love the new style content max. Been watching since that god awful crabby patty & the food coloring milk chugs 🤮🤣 All your old videos made me laugh as a kid and the new ones still do today. Thanks man.