Opie and Anthony - School stories. 

The sound effect Anthony did after saying "we had a midget at our school, you'd see a midget walking down the hall" Made me die laughing.

I can't hear this intro without hearing Erocks jingle

When I was in elementary, there was a mentally disabled girl with down syndrome who would scream as loud as she could for no reason once every couple hours in class, and during cafeteria everyone would tease her for ripping off all the breading of her corn dogs before eating the wiener. She never stopped doing it and everytime we had corn dogs scheduled for lunch the ENTIRE cafeteria tried to sit as close to her as possible...... kids truly are hyenas lol

Opie always has the best stories!

Another fake Opie story. Ugh.