I can't wait for Opie to write his autobiography, and we can get all the great mob stories. "I handed him a driver and he gave me a pat on the head, TRUE STORY GUISE!"
Anthony "Tony 2 shirts" Cumia, a known associate of Chip "Lil Chippy D" Chipperson. Opie just plain SUX, total douche, he would win Biggest Douche in the Universe over John Edward
It's very phony and try hard For a New Yorker with two Italian parents from that era, he's probably one of the least Italian people I've ever heard. I'm not saying he has to be a stereotype or something, but in 15 years of listening to O&A I've rarely heard him reference anything of the culture
Ant "Jeeb Jeeb" cumia Gregg "The Liver" Hughes Jim " Good Boy" Norton Uncle "Baby Url" Paul Rich "The Dope" Vos Bobby "The Gut" Kelly Theodore "The Owner" Sheckler Patrice (shaq is too obvious) "Mouth Oneal
That’s nothing compared to Johnny “two times” Two Times. He ratted *TWICE* in one day. I know he says everything two times but maron, I been stabbed in the heart.
they had to give opie something to do because when ant started talking about mob politics and detracted from opies story, opie showed how he didn't care about this anymore by saying "a lot of jets coverage in the paper today" if opie isn't "reading" he starts talking about scat, uhh-ing, or going to the phones
Louis "Potted Plant" CK Gregg "Go to Phones" Hughes Anthony "Alimony" Cumia Jim "Albino Sea Turtle" Norton Sam "Twink" Roberts Greg "Gak" Giraldo Don "Body Parts" West Rich "3:10 to Yumo" Vos
jert opp lol thats dumb. Thay wad the original problem thats why you know old gangsters. Now? nope they only got better. Thats why you haven't heard of them. The mafia exists better than ever by making sure you haven't heard of them.
I love how this joke works with any invertebrate. Jimmy "the octopus" Norton Jimmy "the snail" Norton Jimmy "the slug" Norton Jimmy "Crabs" Norton Jimmy "Cockroach" Norton Jimmy "Bugeyes" Norton
@tonydelz Harry Nilsson - Jump Into The Fire. It's from the scene in Goodfellas when Henry starts driving everywhere in his car towards the end and starts noticing the helicopter
I forgot about Opie's "I worked for the mafia" shtick. Does anyone EVER call him out on his fake stories? If implausible life experiences were a drug trade, Gregg Hughes would be a made man right now.
The time Chip was there and told them about Lil Chippy D. , I'm pretty sure that was Norton low key making fun of Opie and his lying bullshit. Opie is one of the most embarrassingly cringy people in media!
"...they gave us way more money than anybody else" Yeah? I think you need to rewatch the cigarette thing with the Ray Liotta Henry Hill narration from Goodfellas for an explanation as to why that would be, Opie, and why it doesn't make them fucking generous.
Ill be completely honest. I had to Google moolie, lol. Guess i haven't seen enough mob movies. I wasn't funny until i read that it's short for moolinyan which translate to eggplant. I immediately lost my shit hahaha
Yeah your mobster golf friends brought in some out of town Sicilian hitman and the first thing they did is brought them to a huge public gathering to go golfing so everybody could see them.
Some of these names were pretty big time guys, I remember hearing Sammy Gravano talk about on his show I think. Baby Shacks and one other one for sure.
