Opie & Anthony: Grocery Man 

Grocery Man stopped Uncle Paul from buying some expired papaya juice, but didn't stop him from diddling his nephews Theodore and Lyle.

7:22 when Jim just blasts Erock with the fanfiction comment and just jumps right back to the plot of grocery man 😂

I want to make a billion dollars just to make all of jimmys movie and tv show ideas

"Put the music back on. In there fucking around doing wrestling fan fiction" lol jimmy rules

Honestly segments like this prove that Travis could actually “steer the ship.” He saw Jimmy starting to run out of ideas and would chime in with a quick question or idea that would set Jimmy right up to kill and would then hang out and enjoy. Travis, Anthony, and Jimmy would have been the show tbh.

"A gentleman of color". Little shit like that is what makes Jimmy so brilliant.

The fucking baby saying "grocery" had me laughing all day.

gwocewy!

5:17 "Thats pretty good" "Yes, it is." lol

I love jimmy yelling at erock

Grocery Man! One of his best ones haha!

i'd watch the shit out of this cartoon even if Grocery Man was 4 episodes voiced by Jimmy

Grocery Man didn't catch on, but it's nice to see Iron Man still going strong.

Grocery Man has no ethics

“Her name is Betsy…” “Ohhh Betsy, okay-“ “… and she has cerebral palsy”

Grocery Man vs. Hoagie Boy: Infattity War

holy shit.. i heard this live.. love this bit... thank you for your service..

the way jimmy says "injured" at 5:47 is so creepy and hilarious...

Thank you Grocery Man

id like to see this as a film. id see it.

7:20 When ol' Hoagie Boy isn't paying attention. As usual.

you can enjoy groceries with a black eye, purchased goods are the #1 priority....thats the code of GroceryMan!

Answering, once and for all, Larry King's burning question: "What about the groceries?"

If he has the power to control groceries (like Aquaman), I would attack my enemies with a swarm of lobsters.

This is probably his greatest bit ever lol

We need grocery man now more than ever

grocery man kept me f rom buying decaf coffee,,, bless him he is my hero...

This bit will never not crack me up

still waiting for this

This is brilliant..

Can't wait for the sequel: Grocery Man 2: The Quest for Walmart.

Why fucking not make it an actual movie? It'd be a great parody of the endless stream of cape flicks being shat out every three months.

Neither do I, but many many do.

All I want, is more grossery man!! Yim-me.

Lettuce see how well this movie does... I'd go bananas if it does.

Thank you

No brother, you are not alone

Is grocery man’s real identity Walt “the goose” Jenkins ?

"catch her lettuce?"

9:40 The bone of her foot..... Good Ole' Yimmy.

But what happens if an old lady with her bag of groceries is getting mugged and her groceries go flying everywhere in panic?

Im crying laughing 😂

Wait until they hear about cart narcs

haha, awesome

I haven't seen a one of them.

grocery man actually grossed 23 million dollars at box office opening weekend

Wow that is funny shit

Fuckin' homerun, beterbutz!

His love interest should be lois lame

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It's odd.. this seems like a story Chip would come up with. Very uncharacteristic of Jimmy.

Yeah, I'm not a major superhero movie fan.

I don't give a shit about movies. They're a dried up form of media filled with shitty movie after shitty movie, designed to get one ticket sale per person, whether the movie exists to allow people to "see how bad it is" or "see how good it is". I like videogames instead. Way better.