I got bad news for you me dear... the documentary is not coming out. Vonn(his woman) seems to have shit the bed on that. She took donations and made promises and it never came out.
ThatBugBehindYou I never saw this until this year a white women working the counter at a Chinese food restaurant. But the food was horrible but at least I didn't have to deal with their shitty customer service.
From 11:30 on, the ordering Chinese over the phone discussion is so unbelievably accurate. They're so goddam short with the customer. "Yeahyeahyeahyeah."
*I watched my Asian friend show this to his mom and dad and they were in tears laughing. I never saw them crack a smile when we were growing up. A lot of yups and head nods until Zipity Do Da Black Ghost was said and that broke them. RIP PATRICE.*
PorkFrog It’s because he’s dead. People started acting like he’s Dave Chappelle or George Carlin the day he died. O’Neal is top 25, maybe top 10 depending on your preferences, but they act like he’s #1 when that’s clearly not the case. But he’s dead and society automatically gives a celebrity GOAT status when one dies
Why do all the best people have to die young? Patrice was literally the funniest most honest real person that was ever born. I miss this guy so much. It just shows you how shitty the world is when a guy like Patrice didn't really ever blow up big. Rest in peace big homie.
I saw Patrice live on the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus tour in 2006. Hands down one of the funniest comedians of all time. Rest in Power brother, you are missed.
Junior Sanchez no asians especially chinese treat whites a lot better. they treat us like shit, i personally stop going to many chinese establishments. and we're the reasons their businesses in the hood survived and thrived. now they fix it up all nice for the new white people, and treat us like shit.
black people have always been racist against asians.... white people treat asians a lot better then black people... black people treat all races weirdly if you ask me.....
I've spoken to people who've been over to China, teaching English. They all agreed that the racism against black people there is rampant. Regardless of aptitude and qualifications, black people will not be given a chance.
@@tl6752 The places in the western 1st World developed countries where they occupy positions in the higher echelons of society, along with people of different ethnic heritage.
oh boy... remember when you could actually say true but hurtful thigns and nobody cared? everyone is so boring and uptight now a days. This show was epic, so simple, yet so fun and revealing. Miss you my brother Patrice, god bless you mister.
On the Black Ghost thing - "ghost" in Chinese doesn't always mean spectral, formless beings; it sometimes can mean demon, monster, or unnatural creature.
Patrice was the king bro, so smart and talented. I miss his opinion every day. I would LOVE to hear what he thought about so many things that happened since he passed. A LEGEND
Oh good lord!!! Patrice I love you!! Your mind was the greatest!! I still use his lines to this day! Thank you for everything that you gave us!! I’ll keep using your lines till the day I die!!!
Thank you for these clips. I was thinking to myself the other day after listening to like 75 of Patrice' appearances straight thinking someone HAS to have uploaded all his best moments on the show.
I love this bit so much. Growing up, we had a chinese restaurant right at the corner that we got food from at least twice a week. A married Chinese couple ran it, and they were the nicest people. They would give us "Free chiken wing on house!" all the time. And my mother was late to the debit card game, but they would always take a check from my mother. I came back home when I was 25 and we got food from them while I was there, and they were delivering now. The owner guy delivered the food, and when he saw me answer the door he said, "Oh you man now!!" This story is generally the exception.
that shit patrice said about the chinese takeout is so fucking true. i go to the same place periodically and i still have to make the order as if they've never seen me before. i order chinese food from that same place evertytime (even on the phone) and they can't seem to remember my face, my phone number or my address.
Elems187 haha yeah me too, i aint hatin on asians, its was just funny to hear Patrices story so closley resemble my own experience with my local Chinese takeout.
I have been on a PN marathon having just discovered him. As a Hindu I can't disagree with him. We are so enslaved by work that nothing is more important anymore. Love him.
Damn man, I really miss Patrice so much, I loved his opinion on EVERYTHING!! From the time of his unfortunate passing, I always think about what Patrice would say about all the crazy shit that has happened. His point of view was so interesting and spot on
Heheh, Anthony's the best audience. "BWAAAAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAAH!" "Shirt creased! It four ninety! That what it is, four ninety!" "BWAAAAAHAAAAHAHAAAH! FOUR NINETY! AAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAH!"
+Mr Rockabilly I'm only racist when I'm driving. When I'm 20 minutes late to work because of an accident, my hands are tingling hoping to catch a glimpse of the drivers just to see if they are asian...or a woman. I swear to god women suck at driving.
+Captain_Brandon KISS Army I completely agree. we're all a little racist. the ones who are completely racist I think are pissed off at the world for some reason.
xYouthAttackx Dude I saw a chick with her cell phone on the instrument cluster playing a video. A fucking video while you're driving a 2000lb vehicle? That person doesn't cause accidents, because an accident is often unavoidable...this bitch causes car collisions.
+Quyen Tran It's funny, but truth wise (which so many seem to take it as) it's a bit uneven...now if he had swapped the too-broad Asian, for Chinese, then the nail is hit on the head. I have Korean, Japanese, Filipino, even Vietnamese clients and though different, I love them...but I swear to God the fuckin' Chinese are unbearable...
David Oh Everybody who sees this should click on this guys profile and read his comment history. He's so _irrationally_ angry about *everything* it's really astounding. I'd like to meet you in real life just to see how you exist in this world on your own.
