Patrice O'Neal - Roasting Anthony's Hair 

Patrice's laugh at 5:11 makes him sound like he got catapulted through the air...

Patrice on Anthony's hair transplant process: "So, kinda like _Poltergeist,_ when they build new houses on top of a graveyard?"

Patrice's play-doh line fucking slayed me... R.I.P. Big Man.

"They should have just put play doh in your mouth, and just grinded it right through your stupid head" Best line ever. I remember being in the parking lot of a movie theatre listening to that live.

“You can’t sneeze or tie your shoes” LOL

This is why cumia is a solid dude...he can take it just as well as he can give it. Unlike someone else we know...

This right here is why the O&A show is irreplaceable. Grown men discussing everyday stuff, casually throwing in all kinds of contemporary references, punchlines both crass yet witty, being brutal to each other and yet scathingly funny... Stuff a guy could listen to non stop when working.

5:09 Patrice had one of the best laughs ever. Sounds like he's doing a couple back flips before jumping out of a window RIP Patrice!

How crazy is it we all still get our fix of o and a through these clips. Also we all hate hearing opie. Lmao

“You have a haunted head.”

Patrice is up in heaven right now giving God advice. Legend.

He called him sonic the hedgehog! Lmao!

I was crying at the play dough joke

"Freddie's follicle shop" lol

"They shoulda just put Play Doh in your mouth, and just grinded it, right through your stupid head". I'm dying over here. Lmao.

0:35 Opie announced their dead friendship so early, so directly. Out of the mouth of babes...

When Patrice’s TRUE laugh gets going, I lose the ability to keep straight face while listening Dude has that laugh that gets everyone else going lmao

Could you imagine a show with just Cumia, Patrice and Norton

Anthony may laugh at himself more than he does anyone else. Another reason he's the best.

How is there always new stuff I haven't seen from him? They never disappoint either.

I was crying with laughter then a bit of sadness. RIP big man. We need you now more than ever.

6:15 'ol Spagetti head haha

The play-do line!! omg

The image of Anthony in a du-rag was almost more than Patrice could handle. And who can blame him? No one should be subjected to that image🤣🤣🤣

"So you have a Haunted Head?" lmaooooo

6:20 😂😂😂😂 holy fuck 😂 that Patrice joke with him and the whole room erupting in laughter must be how the roasts at the Comedy Cellar went down lmao

5:11 that time Patrice fell down a well

Ol' spaghetti head killed me! Patrice roasted Ant lol.

RIP Patrice. We all love you brother.

Lol the Hawaiian Punch guy.

Love how Patrice can't contain his laughter at the thought of Ant needing a do-rag

That Hawaiian Punch line killed me

Funny thing is I never listened to O&A on satellite 📡 I saw Jimmy on JRE but I've been hooked ever since and that was almost a year ago. My feed is Patrice O'Neal and O&A.

I love coming back to all these classic Patrice moments every 6 months to a year. Such a legend would be so amazing to have right now.

Been a Patrice fan from day 1 but i used to understand complaints about Patrice cutting everyone off and taking over the room. Now that hes no longer here i kinda want everyone else to shut up and let him go lol rip big man

Sometimes I randomly think about Patrice’s play-doh line and just start laughing

I didn't sleep well, and this was do funny it woke me right up. Unfortunately it also made me teary eyed and sad, I really miss Patrice.

5:09 Mario does a backflip out of a 20th story window.

God I remember hearing this on the radio the first time driving to work. Probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed

This is one of the best beatings Patrice ever gave Anthony or anyone. Classic stuff.

5:08 god damn i miss patrice on air

That thumbnail is perfect!…..it’s exactly the face they are making throughout this whole podcast! Lol

I miss Patrice every day

“Play-doh in your mouth, and grind it up through the holes in your head.” Rolling fr

Oh my God this is so funny, one of the best O&A segments of all time. Patrice just destroys Ant.

This gave me a good laugh not heard this one before

That play-doh line fucks me up every time

Haunted Head and Play-doh head 😂

Just go bald...Why walk around with an amusement park on your head when you can just shave your entire head. Patrice was hilarious like always..lol

Jimmy said Ant looks like Hawaiian Punch guy lol.

I suggested it! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Opie played his part in making these shows featuring the magnificent comedic chemistry of Patrice, Ant, and Jim.

3:16 😂😂 Anthony sounds like he's watching another soldier get shot 😛😂

I always come back for that “youre either gonna be fine or look like the Hawaiian punch guy” line lmfaooooo good lord!!!!

Ahhhh STRRIIPPPP!!!!!!

Fuckin' brutal. Love it.

"...or do you look like the Hawaiian punch guy?" OMG Jimmy!!!

5:10 Patrice is an Angry Bird

Opie killing the vibe as usual

2:41 The haunted head comment should of got more laughs.

6:22 ol spaghetti play-do head Ant

0:28 Patrice quietly sniffs something out that we wouldn't discover for years to come...

'do it big guy!'

haunted head hahahaha

It was either you looked perfect or you looked like the Hawaiian punch guy. 🤣🤣🤣

Lol good jabs in this. BTW, I never knew Cumia had this treatment done.

Let me see your head Sonic the hedgehog 🤣🤣

A haunted head...fuckin hilarious

When Anthony says "this is the important part your not listening to" and jimmy says "uh yeah" is so funny to me now cuz i know he is setting up a fucken home run

Ant broke the pact a wrote a book

Poor Anthony, taking a Savage beating, lol

All I could think was if Patrice lived long enough to see Anthony’s hair... 😭😭😭😭

Isn't it funny that Patrice picked up on the impending O&A meltdown?

I can sympathize with any guy losing their hair . My brother had the same procedure done . My mother had to take the the staples out of my brother's head . He was grimacing in pain . I think it depends on the person for the best results. Anthony can laugh at himself which is crucial as a comic . I watch anthony to thia day and his hair is okay .

0:54 Speaking of: I highly recommend the audio book version of Permanently Suspended.

Well, that no-book pact really worked out...

Wait, they vowed NO BOOK, if they broke up???

what Anthony had is basically a scalp lift. peeped his more recent photos , he face looks weird.

i still cry when i listen to this. Patrice was so unique and wish he could be around so he can talk about all this shit going on

Lemme see your head, sonic the hedge hog! Lmao 😂...

This was Patrice’s gift for all the black people Ant offended over the years

For a moment I forgot Patrice was gone until I saw the R.I.Ps in the comments.

Ope does have his moments and his hall monitor routine makes the class clowns their funniest

I want that A’s jacket tho

Right off the bat Patrice sniffed out their rift And at least Opie’s honest with him

6:25 Play-Doh ground thru stupid head 😂

3:43 "it takes 4 months for your head to stop looking like an underarm?"

ok I'm barely over halfway & this is hilarious, fuck I miss Patrice. Cumia is a good sport but he kinda has to be with how much he dishes out lol

"cut the back of my face" Patrice

What year is this?

5:11 Patrice riding a rollercoaster

Opie actually was pretty good here, probably because he was insulting Anthony. Labor of love.

What is the song 1.40 in? Can't shazam is without them shuting up

no comedians today can do this. just guys in front of a microphone without a script or a setup

Opie was alright in this for once, and i'd never say this

You can tell that Ant is ok with Patrice taking friendly jabs about his hair, but he seems annoyed when Opie does it 😂

No need to roast Anthony's hair. The Compound Media studio lights did a fine enough job of it already.

If Patrice and Joey Diaz ever were on the same show, would either one shut up?

6:26 for anyone who needs an image of that line ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-G_TlRZ_iqpM.html Scroll to 3:56 for the last toy highlighted by carson.

What is that guitar riff at the first minute ?