Opie & Anthony: Shining Vos 

“Sometimes me and my grandmother would have conversations, without ever using our brains” 😂😂 best line IMO

"Your jokes are no good here Mr. Vos" Ahaha

How do you not love Rich Vos? Dude could take a beating and not take a shred of it personally.

This is one of the 10 best O&A bits of all-time.

personally, I thought "do ya like toothpaste doc?" was a homerun.

"Heeeeeere's the thing"

“Your Jokes are no good here, Mr. Vos.” Christ. That was quick.

I bet Opie felt so proud of himself having callers that actually did well.

Mongo annihilated with that line. I laugh just as hard each time I listen.

*Vos : But my teeth arnt big anymore.* *Jimmy : They certainly are.*

The fact that they know the movie well enough to quote lines quick, then know Rich Vos enough to know all the weird things about him, then quick enough to modify the jokes to make fun of Rich.... comedy geniuses lol. Not to mention some of the callers had great lines too 👌

Mr. Grady to Bonnie: "Your husband has a very useless talent. I don't think you are aware how useless it is."

This is the best roll I've ever heard from the callers.

Every time they impersonate the telepathic chef (Scatman Crothers) I lose it. “Do you like toothpaste Doc?” 😂😂

"His teeth were out of alignment. So I... Corrrrrected them"

Anthony’s insulted “what?!” when Vos talks about the hallway lighting on fire is so fucking funny to me for some reason.

I like how Vos, in the beginning, is cozily laughing along to him being axe murdered by a guy in a burgundy coat before knowing it's even from a movie.

Perhaps his teeth should be... corrrrected. If I may be so bold, sir.

I just watched the shining for the first time in about 20 years and all I could hear was ant and jim making fun of vos. they turned it into a comedy

“His high school graduation picture is from 1921” perfect joke

I’m not a fan of lil jimmy’s stand up, but as a radio funny man he’s one of the greatest! The dude’s just quick

i listen to this at least twice a year. so fuckin funny.

"Your shekels are no good here, Mr. Vos."

Vos beatings are so memorable.

Come Play Small Clubs with us Vos, Forever......and Ever...........And Ever

"Is anybody he-uh?! Is anybody he-uh?!" And then a man in a burgundy jacket puts an axe in your chest, LOL.

"Do you like toothpaste, Doc?" yep that gets me everytime

Opie didn't understand the overlook reference either.

God damn, the callers fucking killed.

6:04 The best back to back calls ever "Do you like toothpaste, Doc?" "K i k e 1 to K i k e 1 2"

missing the best line, ant says "We got frozen meats, trees, drywall, electrical wiring..."

3 of my favorite things in same clip: The Shining, Jimmy, and Ant.

How did I just find this now?! I ruptured my spleen!

The line that Nicholson said to Lloyd is "you're the best goddamn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine, or Portland, Oregon for that matter". So naturally, Timbuktu becomes TimBuckTooth.

"The Shinning". Oh man, I almost started crying, that was great.

Vos is like mud. You can build him up but you can’t break him down. Dude knew how to take a pounding

The green hedge base joke about Vos’s teeth was so underrated, so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the few times the callers didnt interrupt the flow of the show

I respect Vos more for being able to take a beating and not get personal, unlike someone else in the studio.

next on my to do list: Listen to Vos giving out his Twitter/Facebook/bank password. so God damn great

I LOVE all of the random places Vos plays. Seriously, great detail.

"Midnight with the stars and Jew . . ."

ALL HIS TEETH GOTTA SHINE!

There were some HILARIOUS callers. I feel like if they never went to phones tho, Ant and Jimmy would have had some GOLD.

“My daughter owes me money for cookies, then she got on her tricycle and she’s dodging me”

This is perhaps one of the greatest moments in radio history. Respect to Voss for taking this beating lol.

Vos laughing along is what makes this bit legendary

I'm the kinda guy who likes to know who's paying for his dentures...

He's trying to bring an outside party into this... situation. An orthodontist.

Vos, like Wendy is, "very confused."

This is why Opie takes calls. It does work at times.

better times

"Have you ever had a single....moment's....thought about MY responsibilities?! Have you ever thought for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my orthodontists?!"

The Shining and a Clockworth Orange had the best O&A puns

We got dry humor, dry jokes and dry teeth. You gotta stay relevant if you wanna stay happy!

This was one of the most funniest clips

1:00, 2:15, 3:16, 5:01, 5:33, 5:46, ... Your contributions are no good here, Mr Hughes.

The amount of home runs per minute is unprecedented

"You know, I remember my grandmother and I brushing our teeth without EEEEVER OPENING UP OUR MOUTHS..." "SHE CALLED IT 'BULLSHITING'."

Oh my god I’m crying with laughter, this is phenomenal.

This is great. At the end Norton's just laughing like Beavis

Opie didn't even hear Mongo's call he just wanted to fit in and acted like he "got it"

Opie: "Mongo with joke of the day!" Also Opie: "I'm sick of Anthony's racism!"

Jimmy's line at 9:15 made me tear up.

"Hi jaws, a little dirty tonight ain't it?"

Ant and Jim remember 100 times more Shining quotes from the top of their heads than me and I finished watching the movie 10 minutes ago.

"Your jokes are no good here, Mr. Vos."

I started this video, and if nobody goes "HEEEEERE'S BONNNIEEEEEE!" I'm gonna be pissed lol

The My-Den heist 😂

"Mr. Vos...you ARE still doing that awful bit about Barney" "Thashs strange shir...I dont have any recoleshion of that at all..."

"When do you think maybe we should take Vos to a dentist?!!!"

Top 5 moment

Blood/Fire

The callers were playing the course right with the guys, really funny stuff.

Little problem with the ol drool bank upstairs.

this is so much better sense I just watch the shinning

"aw i remember the scheen with shary shinning blood-fwire ...!"

moongoo you the man hahahahhaha

I actually couldn't watch the whole movie of The Shining, I was THAT freaked out by it. But these jokes was funny as FUCK!! XD

You can tell Opie hasnt seen The Shining either.

The only thing Opie added was pushing a button and having someone actually doing his job. Which was be funny. Thank God America was on point on this day.

Them talking about Netflix as a DVD rental place is a real trip

Vos is doing the Overbite hotel.

Jimmy's on fire here

Why isn't "BloodFire" a huge rock band

here's dummy!! gold

too funny

Patrice said it best "Opie want's a piece of Vos?" Opie makes Vos a Pryor

The one show callers did a thing

Lmao this was brutal

Haha "Heres..... Dummy"

opie has forsure never seen the shining....

All crowd work and no jokes make Rich a dull boy.

At 6:18 a caller makes a joke, Opie says "what did he say?" but because Ant and Jim are laughing he pretends to get the joke.

I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna brush your teeth,brushem the fuck clean

6:18-6:25 I guarantee Vos said "What did he say?" because Mongo the Trucker's joke required spelling two 4-letter words with 3 letters....GUARANTEED! Heard it here first/nowhere 10 years after the fact..

The best thing is Vos laughing at comments he doesn’t know from the movie quotes

I hope Vos saw this movie after this.

Vos said the same joke at 0:16 that Steve from Bayshore said at 10:08. Anthony howled after reading it from Steve from Bayshore, but scoffed at Vos when he said it. Vos gets no respect!

The callers were great