There is no safe made that is fire-proof for '96 hours.' That is false advertising and leads people from other countries to assume you are just like the phone scammers , fortune tellers, and snake charmers from India. Why cant you just be honest?
Well sir you see we had the Steins, Goldmans, and Cohens as teachers via the British Rothchilds who raped and plundered the whole planet whom no one dare call thieves or drug dealers though they forced all that opium on the Chinese. So, we see no harm in fortune telling and snake charming which are decent professions we feel, which you have no knowledge of. I mean such things are not even half as superstitious as your fictional bible and its bogus stories which you people will kill for. So please, be an equal opportunity honest person for the sake of having an equal standard instead of making clear cultural attacks. Your stereotypes are clearly classic to the core, but we understand your frustration of taking your proper place once again in history. An insignificant aberration that plagued the world for a short period that is now once again becoming a nothing like it was for most of human history before they stole knowledge from the east and left their medieval forests in which they were running barefoot hunting pigs. Go silently into the night my little one, because despite your upbringing by a parents that told you about being superior; you are a far cry from that when the playing field is levelled. Best wishes