Get $5 off your next order through my link sponsr.is/magicspoon_pancreas_1024 or use code PANCREAS at checkout, or look for Magic Spoon on Amazon and in your nearest grocery store!
Imperium fans: Ha ha, isn’t it ridiculous how orcs decide who’s in charge by who is the biggest? Also Imperium fans: You can tell the Primaris are more powerful than Firstborn because they’re a foot taller. The custodians are still way better though, because they’re 9 feet tall. Primarchs are 11ft tall though. Who’s my favorite character? Tyberos the Red Wake, guess why…
Orks are D&D player party, the faction. You can expect only the unexpected, an occasional murderhobo, utter chaos and everything decided by sheer luck!
"Who's da biggest baddest boss?!" "It's you boss! You'z a bigga than nazdreg! Bigga than Ghazkul!" "No one's bigga than Ghazkul, ya lousy git! At least. Not. Yet." -Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter, Evil Sunz warboss. Warboss of Lorn V, Warlord of Korruva, bane of the Blood Ravens.
Fun fact about Makari. He's actually reincarnated every time he dies, Ghazghkull finds him and touches him, he then regains the memories of all his previous lives. At least according to Makari himself. Seriously people, read Ghazghkull's book, it's hilarious.
I dont think he needs to touch him. Orks just need to talk about him. The thing with Ghaz is that his sarcastic passing thought of "yeah that's makari" and he reincarnated into that Gobbo pisses Makari off as Ghaz didn't even care.
@@kazzackthuulyeah as far as I can tell it’s just a grot somewhere kinda close by just realizes all of a sudden that he is Makari at the same time as Makari’s consciousness realized it has a body again.
@@adamstephens5964naah everytime Ghazghkull resurrects Makari he needs to touch a grot, this is how Makari got ressurected when both he and Ghazghkull died in the fight against Ragnar and his space wolves, because a random grot accidentally touched Ghazghkulls severed hand
Grog Ironteef is my favorite warboss, because he outsmarted the Tau. *Da Big Raid* was a stealth mission where Grog and his kommandoz stole a Tau ship, infiltrated a Tau docking bay, then destroyed the entire space station from the inside. It was a big deal for his ladz, because they learned to read, transmit passcodes, and wait until the right moment to break cover. The Tau were horrified to see Orkz using any tactics other than direct assault.
What faction wouldn't be terrified for barbarians of your universe learn to act and think like assasin? It's like when heavy/tank class turns into speed class.
I'm pretty sure Makari is canonically considered a perpetual. On the semi-rare occasion that he gets himself killed, he reincarnates into a new gretchin. Ghazkull then has a bunch of gretchin massacred until he finds a lucky one, brands that lucky gretchin with his claw and the moment that happens, the gretchin will regain all of Makari's memories. At one point, when Ghaz was out as a result of Space Marine plot armour causing temporary decapitation and Makari had died from being buried under rubble, one of Ghazkulls lieutenants actually brought Makari back using the claw on Ghazkulls body, and then had Makari help out Mad Doc Grotsnik in putting Ghazkull back together.
8:48 funny thing about that. It was revealed that Gork and Mork find Makari's existence funny so they just reincarnate his soul into a nearby Gretchin every time he dies.
YOU FORGOT TUSKA DAEMONKILLA'S BEST FACT! THE DAEMON PRINCE THAT KILLED HIM GOT HIS NUTS *POPPED* BY TUSKA'S POWA KLAW! RIGHT BEFORE HE GOT KRUMPED! IT'S WAS THE THING THAT MADE KHORNE DECIDE TO RESURRECT HIM FOREVER! Also, that Daemon prince is, how you say, MIFFED at not being the one rewarded for killing the Orks....especially because his balls got the snip-snip from pneumatic 'jaws of life'. (Seriously, are Ork powa-klaws based on that tool, or is it just a coincidence?)
Gorgutz got the Spear of Khaine at the end of DW3 because no one else wanted it, after the events of DW3 the spear lost all it’s power to the point it literally just a pointy stick, no one else wanted what was now a useless chunk of metal but Gorgutz wanted his pointy stick so he’s getting his pointy stick
Question: could a non-Ork become a warboss if they were big, killy, and green enough? Say that the Doom Slayer showed up and punched a warboss's head off, would the Orks follow him in an endless war against Chaos?
I mean, orks follow nurgle bc he is big and green = ork so yeah if they're orky enough. Old warhammer there is that fat goblin that leads his own waaagh
No. A non-Ork would be disqualified because it wouldn't have the right psychic profile. Don't get me wrong, the Orks would definitely respect someone like the Doomslayer, but it's not just about big, killy and green, otherwise they'd all be Salamander fanboyz.
Orks are either cunningly brutal or brutally cuning. And warbosses are capable of hearding whole tribe of orks and pointing them towards general direction. Never uderestimate smarts and willpower of a warboss.
Boss Blackhaw iz a boss ta fear for all ‘umie tin boyz. He krumped one of doz ‘umie stompas wif nutin more den his bestest mate, his squiq, a grot and a shokk jump dragsta. Dat feat was legendary.
6:14 *Thank you!* I really appreciate that you actually made mention of this misconception instead of just going along with it like some other content creators.
tuska demonkilla waking up for the millionth time, next to his slightly less green companion "why r we ere!" "Iz one of loifs great miss-tries izn it? iz it all just a co-ince ee dense? dus gork and mork ave a plan?" "no you grot, ere by dis city-dell it's just a canyon with no way out"
So fun fact with Ghaz. If I’m remembering things right, it wasn’t even a Dark Angel space marine. It was one of their listening posts. So Ghaz got turned into the prophet of the greenskins thanks to an auto turret trying to dome him and succeeding.
Ork Nob: Boss! Dem puny Eldar makin' a base west o' 'ere. Da grots say one's wearin' dat big pointy hat you was talking about. Warlord Gorgutz: Pointy hat? Dats da Eldar boss! Get the boys together, we gonna go doff 'er up!
Best Warbosses we currently have are Ghaz & Tuska....and with Angron having done in Yarrick it would be fucking hilarious for those two to team up to krump him
My favorite Ork boss is the Arch-Arsonist Snagrod. The guy is as big as a Space Marine Dreadnought, takes out communication hubs where necessary, and was in part responsible for nearly wiping out the Crimson Fists. Not to mention he's extremely smart, to the point where he can counter Imperial forces. No idea where in G.W.'s closest he's hiding, but even though he didn't kill Pedro Kantor (a named C.F. model), they both ran out of ammo and fought to a draw when Snagrod got tired and returned to his WAAAHG.
Tuska, Deamon Killa mentioned, me happy. He is the best Ork, for he has basically reached Ork Nirvana. May he laugh and fight outside the Brass Citadel forever.
Been watching you for a good while, finally gonna pull the trigger on getting minis. Thanks for the good good lore and content, hope to hear more about the skaven from you soon!
Still remember a 9th ed crusade I was part of as orks, my warboss Captain Squigtooth got so bonkers that he coupd teleport behind a knight and wound it on a 2+. Cause looted teleporter belt + choopa of the great waaagghh meant a teleporting warboss hitting on S27
So in the spirit of a scary thought I’d like to pose an admittedly odd question to Warhammer 40k nerds: A fusion faction of the Necrons and the Tyranids. And bear in mind I don’t mean what if the two joined forces, I mean what if the Necromancer and Tyranids as factions didn’t exist and instead we had this fusion faction that combined ideas and themes from both. What would their lore be? How would the C’tan be involved? The Hivemind? How would the War in Heaven play out? Would tombworlds still be a thing? What would their appearance be? Robot dinosaur bugs? Tyranids with Necromancer armor? Literally living metal beings? Would the been soulless like the Necron or not? How would the Hivemind be affected by this aspect? Do they still function with synapse? Does it work via through a Necron-like hierarchy? How would they play? The Necrons are slow, tanky, with potential death recall. The Tyranids are vast, adaptable, mentally-immortal linked as cells to a vast intergalactic mind. How do these fit together. Are they slow? Fast? Numerous? Few? Tanky? Hoard fodder? Sorry for the splurge of these questions but this thought has been bothering me all day and I felt the need to ask a community of Warhammer 40k fans about their thoughts. Hopefully this doesn’t seem too silly. Thanks for letting me ramble!
Canonically the Necrons and Tyrannids don’t fight, the hive mind deliberately retreats from fights with the Necrons and goes out of its way to avoid tomb worlds. The closest you’d ever get to a hybrid is a flayed one wearing tyrannid bits, which is a thing that does happen.
@@bahamutdragon1754 I figured that's why this doesn't happen in canon lore. I was more talking about what a total fusion of the factions from the ground up would look by; not them working together or a scenario where they hybridize.
Hey Pancreas, I think it would be really cool to get a video on the aviation aspect of Warhammer. It isnt talked about alot in the fandom and I only know of a single book about it (Double Eagle). Getting some more info on how in atmosphere combat works in the far future would be awesome. Got love them Fly Boiz.
Was hoping you’d cover some of the bosses from the ironically titled book “warboss.” Genuinely one of my fav 40K books I’ve listened to to date. My goat came out on top (no spoilers)
Here’s some advice for dealing with orkz… If your confused, stop what your doing, walk into your bathroom, look in your mirror, and say “orkz” until you get it.
Between the Iron Ork and the Terminus Decree, if I had a nickel for every time I was low-key reminded of this IP being made by the British I would have two nickels. Which is not much but it's strange it happened twice.
19:39 I still call bullsh** on this because nothing we see in DoW3 lines up with the Ork ending of Soulstorm. When we first see Gorgutz in DoW3, his clan is gone and he's being pushed around by another warboss. That is not an Ork riding high on a major victory and leading a WAGGH!! so massive that Ghazghkull himself had to take notice. That is an Ork who got his teeth kicked in and is starting over from scratch.
you could do a version of this video with the warhammer fantasy setting. since you do have Grimgor. Azhag. Skarsnik and so on. as i do like how the more unique orc warlords of warhammer fantasy are more varied in their appearance. but then again you did a video of Grimgor, but i am not sure about the previous ones. But a video of Azhag The Slaughterer could be fun in a fair few ways
