Orny Adams - ONSTAR 

Orny its a crime you have so few views this shit is unreal, if you actually check this shoot me a message i'd love to talk for just a minute

What's up buddy how you doing hopefully well I just wanted to tell you I thought about it when I was listening to your stuff after I've almost know it by heart and listen to it thousands of times and heard you live thousands of times I still have to have a funny moment and smile by listening to you and you were talking about the OnStar on the one bit and I got to tell you I had a lady when I was selling cars years ago come up to me and she said she was looking at a real nice convertible and she goes yeah I caught my husband cheating on me and I'm like oh really and she's like yeah she goes we had OnStar in our car and when he was gone I called Armstrong and told them that I forgot what I parked my car last night and so they gave her the exact address of where her car was sitting and of course she went there and caught her husband with another woman and I thought oh crap I'll never get on star on any of my cars ever... Not that I would ever cheat on my woman or anything well one because I don't have one I'm like you I'm still single never been married I think about it sometimes and then people get in my backseat and they're like you looked at her last night I know you did and what time you get home I know you got home late and I'm like I'm just fine the way I am I'll fold my socks the way I want to fold them lol have a great day buddy can't wait to see you again hurry up and get back here to Phoenix 💪😜👍

0:21 when u drop ur phone lol

The Third Amendment. 😂

I listened to the audio of this on my commute back and forth from school today. Never gets old!

Just watched this hole special! It's hilarious.

I listen to him all the time on the comedy station in my car. He is awesome.

LMAO!!!

I thought I was the only one who thought that

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He is hilarious as the coach on TennWolf.

He is hillarious!! 😂😂😂

Worst comedian I've seen