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John Crist with Tim Hawkins: Live at Church 

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Standup comedian John Crist Live at Element Church with Tim Hawkins. Crist hosts the filming for Tim Hawkin's most recent DVD project "That's the Worst"
Visit www.johncristcomedy.com for more videos, bio and live tour dates.

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@mayadunn5582
@mayadunn5582 5 лет назад
Homeschool is like the *goodest* thing that ever happened to me.... (I’m homeschooled so that was hilarious 😂)
@alyrika
@alyrika 5 лет назад
Me too lol
@minni3_mous3
@minni3_mous3 5 лет назад
Maya Dunn same
@amberglaser9389
@amberglaser9389 5 лет назад
Same 😂 😂 LOL
@hannahj7596
@hannahj7596 4 года назад
Me too
@graceschmechel7657
@graceschmechel7657 4 года назад
lmao i used to be and I laughed so hard
@americantimelord8720
@americantimelord8720 6 лет назад
The F with the exclamation point is funnier when you realize that he said he was homeschooled earlier.
@annanicholson5309
@annanicholson5309 5 лет назад
Love your tardis
@zacharysiple783
@zacharysiple783 5 лет назад
He went to a public high school though.
@fvckyourcharade894
@fvckyourcharade894 5 лет назад
🤣
@drakeperkins3929
@drakeperkins3929 5 лет назад
His parents gave him that grade hahahaha
@kellyalves756
@kellyalves756 3 года назад
I once really biffed it in a class I was ordinarily really good in. My teacher rubber stamped “ F” about seven times on the front , wrote “(over)” - in red pen- at the bottom, and stamped one last “F” with an exclamation point at the end.
@missluckyducky07
@missluckyducky07 7 лет назад
i love how he laughs at his own jokes
@2b-coeur
@2b-coeur 7 лет назад
I know, it makes it so much funnier for me because whenever anyone's laughing, I laugh.
@rachelharmon3604
@rachelharmon3604 6 лет назад
Same!!!! It's the funniest thing EVER!! 😂
@hannahtj1940
@hannahtj1940 6 лет назад
Reminds me of Matt Meese :D
@allik4131
@allik4131 5 лет назад
Anna Low Same!
@Emily-ce6rv
@Emily-ce6rv 5 лет назад
@@hannahtj1940 YESS.....also a homeschool thing....studio C!
@LLigon
@LLigon 5 лет назад
I absolutely love this guy! Why doesn’t he have his own sitcom or Netflix special? He is hilarious 😂🤣
@goldenelite-4939
@goldenelite-4939 5 лет назад
L. Ligon Because he’s Christian sad but true
@Jesusbride515
@Jesusbride515 5 лет назад
GoldenElite - I wish he did too. How come they’re putting all these secular people on TV? They swear and stuff. I’m like, please pick Christian stuff! Especially when I’m at school. I need a good laugh. And all the kids are talking about all these popular people. And I’m like, what?
@waitingforthursday
@waitingforthursday 5 лет назад
Straight white Christian male that's the answer
@alaynaegan679
@alaynaegan679 5 лет назад
@@Jesusbride515 same
@user-od8eq8bd1g
@user-od8eq8bd1g 4 года назад
@@goldenelite-4939 That's a missed opportunity for netflix. I'm not a christian and I think he's hilarious! I'm also white and find a lot of black comedians extremely funny when they talk about themselves and their community like John is doing.
@nightwarper1760
@nightwarper1760 5 лет назад
“Here are our two children Judas and Goliath.”
@BenitaPrins
@BenitaPrins 7 лет назад
You can't handle your own jokes. I love you XD
@victoriagt8629
@victoriagt8629 6 лет назад
Couldnt agree more
@Billie_Marie_
@Billie_Marie_ 6 лет назад
Benita J. Prins I know! His laugh makes it so much fun
@FlocksSake
@FlocksSake 5 лет назад
I love it when he cracks himself up. It's kinda adorable.
@TictacAddict1
@TictacAddict1 5 лет назад
Got the opportunity to annoy an atheist in my office. He named his first born "Elijah" so, I took pleasure in telling him "Excellent name, it means My God is Jehovah". He made the face of a man who just ate a raw potato.
@jordanharrington1890
@jordanharrington1890 5 лет назад
LMBO
@sweettee6827
@sweettee6827 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@rachelc3535
@rachelc3535 5 лет назад
Sick burn, man. I'm sure it really made him regret naming his child a name he found pleasing to the ear.
@mayadunn5582
@mayadunn5582 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣
@AMoja-tk6kx
@AMoja-tk6kx 5 лет назад
😂So funny how GOD does his thing!🙏😝
@graysha1211
@graysha1211 7 лет назад
Love how he cracks himself up. Also love this guy . Give him a big thumbs up guys!
@jasminlove8559
@jasminlove8559 7 лет назад
I was serving in Children's Ministry at my church and be a kindergartner named Jezebel. I couldn't believe it. Then next day I was talking to the receptionist about it and she said..."that sounds like a pretty name." All I could do is laugh, I guess not everyone did Bible Quiz like me...where I had to memorize all of 1 Kings 19-22.
@tobiasboston5663
@tobiasboston5663 7 лет назад
Yvette Kellogg "Those are my kids Jezebel and Elijah, they NEVER seem to get along"
@brandyapplez5321
@brandyapplez5321 7 лет назад
Yvette Kellogg
@marlesha421
@marlesha421 6 лет назад
Tobias Boston lol
@user-go8wn2oi3j
@user-go8wn2oi3j 6 лет назад
Yea my church used to have junior Bible quiz then they stopped doing it. So the other day at church a kid was asked what the 4 gospels were and said God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I was trying so hard not to laugh.
@IamGrimalkin
@IamGrimalkin 6 лет назад
I must say when I heard that joke I was thinking about how Judas (Jude) wrote one of the books of the bible.
@Jewels1573
@Jewels1573 7 лет назад
"They make video games that are rated M for mature, doesn't that exclude everybody that plays video games?" hahaha! :D
@Greedo96
@Greedo96 6 лет назад
Jewels1573 that was lame
@kaiyas9464
@kaiyas9464 5 лет назад
I almost broke my neck on a trampoline and I just kind of sat there stunned for a second and then just went back to jumping a few minutes later . 😂
@IzzyNChrist
@IzzyNChrist 3 года назад
what?!?! Didn't you have to go to the hospital?
@kaiyas9464
@kaiyas9464 3 года назад
IzzyNChrist it didnt break, i was like 9 years old? i probably shoulve gone to yhe hospital but i didnt tell anyone what happened 🥴
@IzzyNChrist
@IzzyNChrist 3 года назад
@@kaiyas9464 oh my gosh!!! you were only 9, I get it kids are silly. Did you go sometime in later years? I did something similar when I was in my early 20s I never went to the doctor. I regret that now, I hope it doesn't become arthritic later :s .
@elizabethmccartney5206
@elizabethmccartney5206 6 лет назад
God's just really testing me. No that's gravity. Haha so true.
@michellenichols9455
@michellenichols9455 7 лет назад
Omg! Tough crowd! John is an awesome comedian! God truly gave him a great gift of joy!
@katekatey279
@katekatey279 4 года назад
Yes Lord,😍😍😍
@raelynnmerritt6314
@raelynnmerritt6314 7 лет назад
You are really funny and I am a bible student at age 63. You are belly laughing funny! Laughing is good for our hearts and minds. Bravo and Ovations and Encore!!!
@misspennymc
@misspennymc 6 лет назад
"We pay rent" Bwahahahaha! !
@darknlovli
@darknlovli 7 лет назад
Jon: Excuse me Waitress! Waitress: Excuse me my name is Watrice!
@elizabethmccartney5206
@elizabethmccartney5206 6 лет назад
Haha, the soccer joke 😂 I play soccer and we started keeping score because the parents were complaining 😂
@16handsoffunfunfun
@16handsoffunfunfun 6 лет назад
The Dave Ramsey plan!!! Omgosh!! LMAO
@kylemaximusmith
@kylemaximusmith 3 года назад
Are you willing to donate 2 cents to the needy children? Nah I’m good! I’m on step 1 of Dave Ramsey’s plan.
@4christ
@4christ 2 года назад
I just found this guy and I've been laughing for hours
@colekalenak5087
@colekalenak5087 8 лет назад
i can't stop rolling on the floor, so funny
@gregmcpherson6022
@gregmcpherson6022 5 лет назад
"Even Jesus isn't taking that wheel!" Wow this guy is hilarious!
@gregmcpherson6022
@gregmcpherson6022 5 лет назад
"Jimmy pooped in Noah's ark!"
@triplegaming4017
@triplegaming4017 3 года назад
I bought a Dvd for Tim Hawkins and that is how I found you and boy am I glad
@courtneyfox6464
@courtneyfox6464 6 лет назад
This guy is so awesome! made my day. I love how's he so edgy like me. He shows how Christians can be fun and entertaining unlike most people think we shouldn't be!
@katekatey279
@katekatey279 4 года назад
😍😍😍😍😍
@gusmay6520
@gusmay6520 3 года назад
“When Jesus turned that water into sweet tea” 🤣🤣🤣
@SaintValNSwine
@SaintValNSwine 6 лет назад
I totally relate to this guy! He is an "Edgy Christian" lol
@blondieadams7758
@blondieadams7758 8 месяцев назад
I wish he would date my 19 yo granddaughter. She's drop dead gorgeous.
@christopherduvall7094
@christopherduvall7094 6 лет назад
I'm a homeschooler and I make fun of myself all the time, its funny
@priscilladewey1201
@priscilladewey1201 6 лет назад
Christopher Duvall same
@FaeAriel
@FaeAriel 6 лет назад
Same
@nissihires3518
@nissihires3518 6 лет назад
Christopher Duvall But when public schoolers do it. Watch out.
@subpar_guitarist102
@subpar_guitarist102 6 лет назад
Nissi Hires Amen
@joannabratton5941
@joannabratton5941 6 лет назад
Christopher Duvall It’s not funny
@queenofquacksons2745
@queenofquacksons2745 5 лет назад
My favourite thing about him is how he laughs at his own jokes.
@tianamanuel7078
@tianamanuel7078 2 года назад
What is hilarious is that I watch this Tim Hawkins show all the time! I just watched it the other night. We own it on DVD
@katie9050
@katie9050 6 лет назад
"here are our two kids, Judas and Goliath." 😂
@brianaghastin7259
@brianaghastin7259 2 года назад
The best part was John cracking himself up at his own jokes! Too funny!
@roycemcconnell7668
@roycemcconnell7668 6 лет назад
SUPER appreciate the tough humor hahaha, can't wait to see you at WinterJam in Indianapolis!
@TanyaMBowers
@TanyaMBowers 8 месяцев назад
I haven’t seen this one…is the pre - rehab…. Wow! What a difference! You are amazing now!❤
@katandbaldi
@katandbaldi 3 года назад
John and Tom Hawkins!? Whoa, I didn’t know I needed this duo!
@anitacunha4555
@anitacunha4555 Год назад
I remember this, he looks so young!! Still my favorite comedian ever!!
@leiameadows1640
@leiameadows1640 8 лет назад
I love his videos!! Im homeschooled so I can relate. And yeah! Go kids table!
@BestBibleStories
@BestBibleStories 6 лет назад
This was the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time. There has to be more!
@LostDesertGirl
@LostDesertGirl 7 лет назад
"Walk it off!" LolAnyone who remembers big cars in the 60s with the back seat that had a sort of "deck" behind and above it...Some older friends of ours were talking about taking a nap on that part many times on extended trips. LMBO!
@carolecook1116
@carolecook1116 6 лет назад
L DG~ Oh yeah, & riding in back of pick-up 🚚 truck! After breakfast in Summer: 'Mom, I'm gonna go find some other kids to play with.' 'Okay, be home by the time the street lights come on.' Toys: chemistry set w/poisonous & combustible substances, pocket knives, phosphorus glow-in-dark items, metal swords....& the very popular actual guns 🔫 & candy cigarettes 🚬. Absolutely all true.
@sabinmckinnie3678
@sabinmckinnie3678 6 лет назад
Carole Cook Aw the good old days! Now who's gonna survive Fema camps?
@aynsley_broom
@aynsley_broom 6 лет назад
The PKs!!!! Hahaha yes! Glad to know that's basically a universal term lol
@carolecook1116
@carolecook1116 6 лет назад
Aynsley Broom~ PKs got away with it all when I was in school. They were the worse kids, since adults (not even police!) thought it possible that they'd do wrong😣.
@miamikidd8540
@miamikidd8540 6 лет назад
The Rams joke got me lmao
@LilByrdFly2
@LilByrdFly2 Год назад
My 2 favorite comedians together!!! Love it!
@yamel13j
@yamel13j 5 лет назад
This guy is a genius
@cynthiadelvalle3437
@cynthiadelvalle3437 5 лет назад
John Crist, just found out about you a few weeks ago. I just love watching your videos. You are really funny. Like how you laugh at your own jokes.
@nicholemaccalley9462
@nicholemaccalley9462 6 лет назад
“Who’s Howie?” Lol. You know the old song “Just Over in the Glory Land”? My mom told me about a kid she knew when she was little who asked, “Who’s Jess Dover?” :-)
@victoriagt8629
@victoriagt8629 6 лет назад
I was laughing so hard my mom told me to be quiet ha ha. lol
@chasemclean3804
@chasemclean3804 6 лет назад
"'Scuse m, Waitress?" "Um, It's Waitress." Lololol
@ashshof4409
@ashshof4409 3 года назад
John needs to be on America’s got talent
@LindyLouCantu
@LindyLouCantu 5 лет назад
Great material! Funny and real. Loved it!
@epikpey
@epikpey Год назад
The greatest duo to ever exist
@ashtray113
@ashtray113 9 лет назад
Laughing out loud! Funny stuff.
@kassidyreynolds7400
@kassidyreynolds7400 6 лет назад
I saw some of this at Winter Jam. I'm homeschooled.
@erminaperales1015
@erminaperales1015 5 лет назад
At least you got your ejamacation.😂😂
@lanedoe4366
@lanedoe4366 3 года назад
This guy is the best!!!!!!
@noel_and_elle1994
@noel_and_elle1994 5 лет назад
I needed this on my break!!!! 😹😹😹
@mannyseay
@mannyseay 5 лет назад
Who else watching in 2019 when the Rams in the Superbowl 😂😂😂
@andrewputnam2717
@andrewputnam2717 5 лет назад
And lost
@leandajanetalbot2793
@leandajanetalbot2793 8 лет назад
this is hilarious! Im a pk, homeschooled, super shelted can so relate........hahahhahahahahahhaha
@adamtopher3633
@adamtopher3633 7 лет назад
FITNESS GARAGE STUDIO SAME!
@amberslilrose3954
@amberslilrose3954 6 лет назад
Well they failed big time with you...
@BenPeckover
@BenPeckover 6 лет назад
Amber Dickerson lol
@subpar_guitarist102
@subpar_guitarist102 6 лет назад
Amber Dickerson Ikr
@hadassah6563
@hadassah6563 6 лет назад
Same😂
@hannahj7596
@hannahj7596 5 лет назад
Me and my siblings all have Bible names 😂 obviously I’m Hannah and so on Nathan Daniel Stephanie. Edit: Aww thank you I have never had a like before Edit: thank you for two likes I love y'all
@katekatey279
@katekatey279 4 года назад
😂🤣ur edit though
@dawncarrasco8320
@dawncarrasco8320 2 года назад
He cracks me up. I can't wait to see him live!
@onionpotato3396
@onionpotato3396 4 года назад
Come back John Crist!
@brucehaines803
@brucehaines803 2 года назад
I love this material that John Chris comes up with John Crist material is just hilarious
@christianaboer844
@christianaboer844 7 лет назад
Love this guy! Made my day
@abbieamavi
@abbieamavi 6 лет назад
I find the fact that he laughs at his own jokes kind of great tbh, it makes him seem more humble and funnier in a way!
@FirstLadyJoy
@FirstLadyJoy 5 лет назад
Tuff Crowd @ beginning But then.... Yasssss
@evanstanek5838
@evanstanek5838 5 лет назад
The joke at 9:30, they're in the superbowl now!
@kelslo74
@kelslo74 4 года назад
Evan Stanek no respect 😆💙💛
@jayr_jit
@jayr_jit 2 года назад
and scored 3 points!
@ComedianBobFarrell
@ComedianBobFarrell 9 лет назад
Love your stuff.
@Hannah-dh4bs
@Hannah-dh4bs 5 лет назад
I forgot I had a biblical name for a hot minute
@angelpjc
@angelpjc 2 года назад
John, I watch you every day. Thanks for the laughs 😂💜🤣
@rickjohnson8109
@rickjohnson8109 6 лет назад
Dude this is awesome!
@spiritisalive1
@spiritisalive1 5 лет назад
Coming to see you in November. Super stoked!
@MrPropainmon
@MrPropainmon 2 года назад
God Bless you John. Merry Christmas.
@rebeccav9969
@rebeccav9969 4 месяца назад
Love you, man. Thoroughly enjoy your work!
@PhantomJRyder
@PhantomJRyder 6 лет назад
Another common "Bad Bible Name" is Nimrod. Mighty hunter does not equal righteous man.
@bluestories7816
@bluestories7816 3 года назад
Kids are coming out nimrods but i aint speqkin bible language
@The_power22
@The_power22 6 лет назад
OMG! I can not believe I saw you at Loonees comedy club in Colorado Springs when I was station in FT Carson!!! ..... (thank you Groupon) awesome show =)
@kacejohnson4099
@kacejohnson4099 5 лет назад
My Family doesn't like when I watch you, because I laugh to loud!😂😂
@coletonanthony9588
@coletonanthony9588 9 лет назад
Dude I love you're videos I hope one day I will be able to see you and Hawkins live, keep doing what you are doing. Haha first comment.
@JoanBrown-tf6dr
@JoanBrown-tf6dr 5 месяцев назад
Thankyou your one of the best
@mk1864
@mk1864 5 лет назад
I prefer the kids table too. Way too much fun to be had there!
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 4 года назад
Miranda Moyer All my cousins (that I see regularly) and I are teens or almost teens but the teen table is awesome. We make it awesome over there.
@shelly12252009
@shelly12252009 4 года назад
So hilarious. I love your christian humor. U r amazing n have a great comic view to laugh outloud to. Really love ur words n so funny. I lol so loud ...
@winniebrazill9432
@winniebrazill9432 5 лет назад
Soooooo adorable!
@jojomoody614
@jojomoody614 5 лет назад
I love this video! 😄
@leesteal4458
@leesteal4458 4 года назад
I love the way he laughs at his own jokes.
@benv7933
@benv7933 5 лет назад
I love him!!!
@matthewhelmuth3591
@matthewhelmuth3591 5 лет назад
*when the average age of a gamer is 30 years old*
@ethanslifka3904
@ethanslifka3904 6 лет назад
I'm a homeschooled too! And I love it!!!!
@timfine143
@timfine143 9 лет назад
"Better than I deserve" :P
@KyleRice
@KyleRice 7 лет назад
that's a Dave Ramsey quote
@joseph6852
@joseph6852 7 лет назад
Kyle Rice Were you that person on the front row that had to explain the Veggietales joke?
@aybskirmish6217
@aybskirmish6217 7 лет назад
Grim Jackal lol
@MalloryNewcomb
@MalloryNewcomb Год назад
“We used to get the neighborhood fat kid to bounce us into the neighbor’s pool” Sir you had a great childhood. 😆
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 7 лет назад
How did Wah-Treece (Waitress) not get teased growing up?
@annanicholson5309
@annanicholson5309 5 лет назад
Home schooled
@Jacob32905
@Jacob32905 5 лет назад
This guy is great!
@drumrgal4christ987
@drumrgal4christ987 4 года назад
U r so funny. God bless u John
@speedbird983
@speedbird983 5 лет назад
This was hilarious!
@wheatley9793
@wheatley9793 6 лет назад
Ah!!both my favorites!!
@albinocadillac
@albinocadillac 6 лет назад
He's been waiting a year to tell a lot of jokes
@maggiematheson6899
@maggiematheson6899 6 лет назад
Bwahahahahaha! This was awesome! I wasn't prepared for the Dave Ramsey joke! or the kid stealing your bike! hahahaha!
@danielhiller9464
@danielhiller9464 5 лет назад
You are HILARIOUS!!!!
@christinamoyer4504
@christinamoyer4504 5 лет назад
Quality content.
@shuvieify
@shuvieify 6 лет назад
Omg!!!!! I love him!!!
@claudiasmith8913
@claudiasmith8913 7 лет назад
God's Blessed Me. Yes He Has.
@carolecook1116
@carolecook1116 6 лет назад
claudia smith~ What in this🌎would we do without Him?😔
@joseandriano7854
@joseandriano7854 6 лет назад
claudia smith
@nearislespringdike3084
@nearislespringdike3084 6 лет назад
This is the best.
@heavymetalmusichead4969
@heavymetalmusichead4969 6 лет назад
Goodest thing... Only the homeschoolers were laughing.
@somav8
@somav8 5 лет назад
Nah, Nigerians do too. good, gouda, goodest
@jaimesissel9610
@jaimesissel9610 6 лет назад
You were amazing at winter jam this year
@nanapearson8898
@nanapearson8898 6 лет назад
Awesome 👏
@MissLionRose
@MissLionRose 6 лет назад
Kids table is the BEST!!!
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