Yes I like this channel a lot, the guy don't act like dick, and he cares about his viewers and hes funny not like some pewdiepie shit, that spread like and infection on youtube with his stupid screaming orgies videos.
"Alright, he takes the first step automatically, that much I know. Now all we gotta do is make the next steps..... Alright. fuck steps, we'll teleport." He is a genius. I love him
My first Cr1tikal video. I still remember how I started to giggle uncontrollably. My mouth made a sound that was very estranged to me. Very Ron Swanson-like, thinking back
I watched this video again after a couple months and I swear tears are running down my cheeks as we speak. Its one of my favorite videos Cr1tikal has ever made. God, my ribs hurt!
I remember watching this in my friends basement in 2012 and it is my first memory of what RU-vid was 9 years later still watching critical do what he does best. be outrageously funny
What’s up everybody, it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’m playing Oswald the Elephant, let’s do this shit. Alright, when you’re an elephant, you have to have good balance. Fuck! Alright, let’s try that again, I got it. I can… I can do this. Alright, it takes the first step automatically, that much I know. Now I just gotta make the next steps. Alright, fuck taking steps, we’ll teleport. Alright, this is no easy task, this is a fucking two-ton elephant on chopsticks. Alright, hold on, wait… There you go, Oswald! Fuck you, Oswald. I don’t even know if there’s a goal I’m supposed to reach, but by fuck, I’m gonna have Oswald walk his elephant ass all the way to China on these fucking chopsticks. Oh, there we go, that’s perfect! That didn’t work. Now he’s straddling the coral reef. Alright, now, I just need to… I need to do this correctly, that’s what I need to do. Shit! Oswald, you’re falling! Oswald! Timber! Fuck. I’ve had it up to here with your shittery, Oswald. You chose to go around on these chopstick stilts. I didn’t put you on these bitches. This was your choice. Ah, fuck. Oh, see, you can teleport. Why don’t you use teleportation as your means of transportation? Why use these? Unless this is how elephants mate. The male elephant goes around on chopsticks, and then the female elephants show them their titties, and then they breed. Shit, Oswald, just blow your shit out your ass! Just walk on these fucking stilts! Shit! Oh, fuck. Alright, Oswald, Oswald, listen to me. Listen to me very carefully. Fuck you. Oh, hold on, here we go. There we go! Yes. Now we are hiking. Move over, Circus de Soleil, there’s a new sheriff on the block. His name is Oswald, the masturbatory master. Oh shit, Oswald, no! Alright, time to stop playing in the sandbox here, Oswald, you’re not an ostrich. You’re an elephant. Don’t let anyone tell you anything different. Someone tells you you’re not an elephant, you look right at them and tell them you are an elephant. Look at you go, Oswald, you’re a fucking stilt-walking machine! It’s like you were born on these stilts! Oh fuck. Shit, Oswald, focus, use the force! What are you doing, oh, shit! Son of a bitch. You grandiose waste of nipples. Why can’t you just use these stilts? Oh, you fucking bitch. Fuck you and your formal attire. Just use the stilts! Think of them as an extension of yourself! Oswald, you piece of shit. Are you familiar with the phrase, “no matter how hard you smack an ass, it’s still gonna be an ass?” Dammit, you elephant bitch! Just walk on the stilts! Use the stilts! Be one with the stilts! You are the stilts! Feel the stilts! Have sex with the stilts, Oswald! Top notch balance - You’re fucking. His ass cheeks weigh more than the rest of his body? Is that what you’re telling me? Are his ass cheeks made of cement and bricks? How is that even possible? Ah, there we go. Now he’s gonna - never mind. Oh, look at you go! I’m sorry I doubted you, Oswald. I thought for sure you’d be sipping anus from the terrain by now, but you somehow managed to pop yourself back up on the stilts, that’s impressive. Oh, shit, Oswald, like a ballerina, there you go. Tippy those toes. Ah, shit. Alright, you know what, Oswald, it’s alright. That was still an impressive run. Now keep it up. Here you go. Oh, you sack of asshole. Oswald, you just had an Olympic-caliber performance, and then you go and you… you piss your wiener and fall backwards. Why would you do that? Don’t fall, elephant. Oh, there you go. He is still scooting! Determination! And then he burrows his way into the sand. Alright, you elephant bitch, you can do this! Alright, there you go. That’s a good start. Look at that balance. It puts samurais to shame. Oh, again! Now he’s just showing off. Oh, a third time, alright! Those are too heavy to be ass cheeks. Those are boulders disguising themselves as ass cheeks. It is the only logical explanation. And if you’ll look to your left, you will see a tree made out of purple pubic hair. Alright, there you go, Oswald! Oh shit! Shit! Oh, you - there you go! Oswald does not obey gravity; gravity obeys Oswald! Oh, look at him go, look at him go, shit! Ah, musical notes! Be careful, Oswald, that’s music you’re dealing with now. Did not even stun him. Beethoven’s symphonies can’t even make Oswald slow down. Oh, he is stone cold. Oswald is kicking this obstacle course’s ass. There is nothing an elephant in a sweater can’t do. You fucking fell. What were you thinking, Oswald? You bring shame upon the elephants! Alright, and we’re off! Oh shit. Got a little preemptive there. Alright, there we go. Just one big step after another. Over the centuries these steps have been known as… elephant steps - Dammit! Ah, don’t give me that look, Oswald, that’s just as much your fault as it was mine. Look at that speed! We’re gonna have the stilt enforcers giving us a ticket for going too fucking fast. Look at that! Oh shit! He’s losing balance. Not on Oswald’s watch - Oh, here we go, teleportation when we really need it. Good call Oswald - ah shit. You stop looking for buried treasure right now, Oswald! You bitch. Faster than a speeding bullet, tough as nails. He is Oswald. Just look at him marching through Hyrule. You think that shit matters to him? Are you out of your fucking mind? I am finally figuring out how to walk on these fucking stilts. Look at Oswald, the conqueror of mountains. There we go. I just kicked a musical note with a stilt. Bet Oswald doesn’t care about a musical note; he fucks musical notes if he wants to! No! Fire the stabilization boosters! Oh, there you go, Oswald. That’s about as close as it gets. Alright. Shit, shit! Reestablish balance! Oh, fuck. Now how the fuck do you expect an elephant on stilts to climb that steep mountain? You couldn’t fucking pole vault over that bitch, let along stilt up it! Alright, well, I’m done playing this. Well, that’s the end of this video, remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you want to see videos similar to this one. See ya.
CriTikal on my own behalf I will like to humbly give you my most sincere apologies for the commentary on your spectacular videos(that make my nipples cut diamonds by the way) although I am not the perpetrators of the said commentary, I still feel disgraced by the opinions of these people, and wish to find mercy and pity on those who would seek to degrade your ocular ambrosia. Sincerely, Nicholas Fucking Richman
If someone says something Like : "You're just coping *(insert youtubers name here)*" if you chose to reply, say something like : "Think about how many shit's (RU-vidrs name) give" Example: Charlie1321: Your just doing this cause PewDiePie did it ThatGuy1999: Think about how many shit's PewDiePie gives about this guy doing the same game. ZERO, he gives 0 shits.
I quite possibly just pissed my self laughing either that or the sound of my own laughter just made my innards squeal in an orgasmic melt down of happiness either you sir are damn hilarious
Well, that person quoted the video perfectly, you really shouldn't be surprised by the fact that the person had watched it. Especially since the "too" would imply that you have seen the video and therefore know that the quote comes from the video.
Man, I shouldn't be watching your videos at such a late hour (everyone's sleeping except for me right now, so I'm trying to be quiet), but this is too funny!!!! I'm having such a hard time stifling my laughter...
