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HMS Dolphin's Captain Samuel Wallis really nailed that landing in Tahiti...
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@extrahistory Год назад

For historical figures that nailed it check out our "Exploring the Pacific" Series ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Y1suZVUoxCA.html

@Lightmagician60 Год назад

i feel baited

@Texanprime Год назад

Please do Texas revolution please extra history

@Progamermove_2003 Год назад

Nailed it.

@Mcmotherfuckingrory Год назад

You used the wrong flag for the brits.

@bobsterclause342 Год назад

THIS IS A GREEK MYTH

@Cartoonicus Год назад

"I just want to say... I am DEEPLY disappointed in you boys." - Captain Wallis (probably)

@DirtySoulsTV 8 месяцев назад

"Was it worth it boys? Okay well..maybe a little"

@pantman687 7 месяцев назад

*Walks away with a box of nails

@imnugget8085 7 месяцев назад

"But Captain Wallis what happen to the nails to your Hamnik! Sus 🤨

@AZGamezYT 7 месяцев назад

"Eh, i'd sleep on dirt another month if i had to."

@Bingsoc 7 месяцев назад

But captain hear me out

@K9TheFirst1 Год назад

"Fearing for the Dolphin's Integrity" Because the crew's integrity were long gone.

@Danheron2 Год назад

Lmao they never had integrity to lose 😂

@painvillegaming4119 Год назад

@@Danheron2 they have as much integrity as a discord mod

@ThatScottishAtlantic57 Год назад

They sold their integrity to the natives as well......

@thebestteammate6528 Год назад

They have as much integrity as our chances of paying off all worldly debt

@TheAKgunner Год назад

@@ThatScottishAtlantic57 What did their integrity buy them, I wonder? By which I mean, “how much sex could something that small and worthless have bought them?”

@marksandinoespera2570 6 месяцев назад

Tahitian: getting nails Wallace’s crew: getting nailed

@jamesbrooks2179 5 месяцев назад

Hmm Yes But actually yes

@TGACmapper11 5 месяцев назад

he’s got a point

@PainDude-vh6nk 4 месяца назад

Nailing*

@jamesbrooks2179 4 месяца назад

@@PainDude-vh6nk lol

@Reppo80085 4 месяца назад

" *50-50 EVERYONE IS HAPPY* " " *TIT FOR TAT* "

@prankest7440 5 месяцев назад

“ARTHUR, WE GOTTA GO TO TAHITI!”

@GuestGamez214 4 месяца назад

Nailed it

@lucky_cult5268 4 месяца назад

But Dutch! Abigail is still kidnapped and John's dead! Do you want Jack to be grown up like Micah?

@PIDI_by2010 4 месяца назад

@@lucky_cult5268Micah had a dad, Micah is actually a jr.

@averycheesypotato 4 месяца назад

@@PIDI_by2010 He’s even Micah the third. I think that would sound better in Sean’s accent though. “Micah tuh Turd”

@chocov1233 4 месяца назад

I was literally just recommended a short video ranking Red Dead Redemption II shotguns. Guess the sawed-off shotgun was the worst of the 5 that are in the game.

@ryanedgerton1982 Год назад

“To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.” ~ Sun Tzu

@thebestteammate6528 Год назад

Subdue the key word

@jameswolf133 Год назад

@@thebestteammate6528 Some folks pay extra for that.

@thebestteammate6528 Год назад

And some folks get forced to do that

@qwertykeyboard5901 Год назад

In this case: Prostitution!

@CollinMcLean Год назад

Always have a safe word when you do subdue them

@Joaquin_Peyronel 11 месяцев назад

I see why Dutch was so enthusiastic about Tahiti

@dogeweeb3779 8 месяцев назад

Dutch just need the Money Enough to go to Tahiti and Buy the Nails Later 😂

@ramblinnernd5905 7 месяцев назад

Yeah, to farm mangos of course!

@JhonAronAdevino 6 месяцев назад

Yes sir

@chinsaw2727 6 месяцев назад

@@ramblinnernd5905 “Mangos”

@justanotheranimeprofilepic 6 месяцев назад

We just need a bit of money for a few nails!

@oilybat3269 Год назад

*You searched:* *Iron nails in bulk* *Flights to Tahiti* *How to sneak nails past airport customs*

@Rekkenze Год назад

Time travel

@chaomatic5328 Год назад

@@Rekkenze rocket science

@Hoshimaru57 Год назад

Might want to add: Is this practice still a thing?

@chaomatic5328 Год назад

@@Hoshimaru57 Irrelevant, we got a time machine. Now hop in, and don't forget your nail

@ballistictip9301 Год назад

@@chaomatic5328 me and the boys going out to get that tahussy

@mastadonking3816 5 месяцев назад

The British on arrival: Our new territory. The British after a month: Tahiti got us acting unwise.

@notproductiveproductions3504 4 месяца назад

The French once the British left: “don’t tell our wives 🤫”

@josem588 2 месяца назад

I didn’t know the British also did it with the natives like the Spanish did

@warweasel2832 25 дней назад

@@josem588They really didn’t, which is what makes this story significant.

@pipebombpete.6861 Год назад

Of course the French came running up when they heard about horny island.

@painvillegaming4119 Год назад

I would say Napoleon was on board but he wasn't born yet

@JonMow Год назад

they stay "longer",you cant beat the french when it comes to "love"

@bobpiss3400 Год назад

They must have brought more iron.

@tashacooper1753 Год назад

That is the best title for it

@ryanmarlin2974 Год назад

@@JonMow love and French shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

@aspinthesnake5636 6 месяцев назад

Maybe not-so-fun fact: A few years after this incident, there was an outbreak of syphilis in Tahiti. It’s ended up being blamed on the French, but chances are it was actually Wallis’s crew who were the culprits

@harrietjameson 6 месяцев назад

nah the french probably got in on the nail action too

@erik299188 5 месяцев назад

The British got their revenge

@jacaredosvudu1638 5 месяцев назад

Martyr perk

@roringusanda2837 5 месяцев назад

Nickname for syphilis is "getting the nail"...and for doing sexytime, is "getting nailed". But for getting drunk, really really drunk, it's "getting hammered".🤔hmm...

@SpencerMadrid-c8z 5 месяцев назад

This made me laugh

@Blazingstudios882 Год назад

Imagine losing your claim to a Island because your crew were horny lol

@MrJMB122 Год назад

That every navy ship

@sonicdueler Год назад

yea but if anyone told me this happened i would believe it

@KyuSpectrum Год назад

Lol

@ember2933 Год назад

Okay, to be fair, this was the 1700s where ship voyages were pretty long, so these guys lasting months without seeing a woman would make them act really unwise when they'd arrive in a populated island.

@jameswolf133 Год назад

They got screwed out of that one.

@Odrikah 5 месяцев назад

Wallace: "You fools! If you don't stop behaving like this, we're going to be stranded here!" The crew: "oh nooooooooo that'd be terrible..." *pries more nails*

@EEEEEEEE 4 месяца назад

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

@TopsideCrisis346 4 месяца назад

"Quickly, crew! We need ALL THE NAILS! ALL OF THEM!!!"

@hydraman246 4 месяца назад

9 months later. “Captain! We need to get out of here!” Meanwhile, Wallas 😑

@innersight6070 4 месяца назад

The crew after they're stranded and finally out of nails: "oh no this is terrible"

@codygames5415 4 месяца назад

What happens when all the nails are gone?

@alexs1954 Год назад

The expression of the IRS man is GOLDEN.

@mixtape9123 Год назад

"... what... in... gods.. holy.. FU-"

@jameswolf133 Год назад

Like the Python sketch where they discuss taxing “thingy.”

@jorgec98 Год назад

It's not golden. It's iron

@philiphockenbury6563 Год назад

It’s pure fear and confusion under a cracking mask of professionalism.

@foxmind2490 Год назад

I’ve rewatched that one part about 10x already 😂

@bodaciouschad Год назад

Thats legitimately a genius plan on the native's part. "Ok. The guys plan failed. Time for plan V."

@connormclernon26 Год назад

Venereal disease?

@thecreatorofthedark Год назад

Plan x

@alexandrub8786 Год назад

@@connormclernon26 people really forget how dangerous the act of sex was back in the day with the french/spanish/dutch/english/[insert ethnic group here] disease around and very easy to "gift" to others

@xX_Frogii_Xx Год назад

The v stands for vagi-

@painvillegaming4119 Год назад

Are we sure it was a plan ?

@RabdoInternetGuy 10 месяцев назад

"Horny British seamen lose a Colony to the French due to Down Bad disease"

@isolehommemisreable 7 месяцев назад

The British be spilling seamen over Tahiti

@aspebb 6 месяцев назад

It's sea MAN - Seaman

@jayewrite1256 6 месяцев назад

You nailed that joke

@LevitheEldritchAbomination 6 месяцев назад

Haha seamen

@aran_200 6 месяцев назад

@@isolehommemisreable bone apple teeth 💀💀💀

@error4v0r47 4 месяца назад

“Why did your expedition fail?” “Um…poor crew management?” (Looks back at crew) “Yeah…poor management.”

@giacomoromano8842 Год назад

"I am sorry captain, that Tussy made me act unwise." -every mariner aboard the Dolphin, later to Wallis.

@Rippertear Год назад

That Tahussy got 'em wildin

@1224chrisng Год назад

that's what they get for naming the boat after the horniest creature in the sea

@extrahistory Год назад

@@1224chrisng LOL

@homesteadddddd Год назад

@@extrahistory 💀💀💀💀

@Mogeli Год назад

@@1224chrisng I dunno, I would give that title to the narwhal

@selectivystupid.1030 Год назад

English crew: Make sure we tell nobody- French crew: *HON HON HON*

@da-random-user Год назад

Underrated

@misterthemad994 Год назад

Just hope you don't believe this hon hon hon thing to be genuinely French, because it isn't, no French has never ever said this. Only exception is when a French says it to make fun of english speaking people that, for some stupid reason only their english speaking brain can understand, want to add an N at the end of "ho ho" or "oh oh".

@selectivystupid.1030 Год назад

@@misterthemad994 Jesus christ calm down. I know they don't actively say it that's the reason why we say hon hon hon because that's one of the few stereotypes we've established for them. Not everyone believes or thinks they actively say that as a serious way.

@purplebrickwall Год назад

@@misterthemad994 I'm french and we actually laugh like that.

@misterthemad994 Год назад

@@purplebrickwall I'm French and I don't actually laugh like that.

@spanishboysmodels2876 Год назад

The Tahitian women: “I was a businesswoman doing business”

@ViolosD2I Год назад

Self-employed girlboss

@samrevlej9331 Год назад

69th like. I feel like a god.

@Lumosnight Год назад

More like professional hos

@connorthompson66 Год назад

Iron nails for a nailing. Sounds like a reasonable exchange.

@samrevlej9331 Год назад

@@connorthompson66 What a penetrating insight.

@fameasser123 4 месяца назад

Those pictures of the crew trying to scavenge for nails from their hammocks and ship is hilarious. Just the way the looks on their faces gradually escalating and getting more and more anxious and/or excited and/or worried is funny as all hell ROFLMFAO XD.

@babyramses5066 4 месяца назад

*downbadness intensifies*

@devinstatesman2478 Год назад

"Captain that Tahussy got me questioning my loyalty to the crown"

@epsilonarcaneresearch1945 Год назад

Sir take my like and leave.

@estebanatachaoarguedas6321 Год назад

I wasn't prepared for this reference and now I can't stop laughing

@flowercrowny4056 Год назад

You. You get a like. This is gold.

@subartic Год назад

Funniest sh1t I've ever seen

@paperhat_boi Год назад

@@estebanatachaoarguedas6321 it's not, just universal

@samuellawrencesbookclub8250 Год назад

POV: You are a Tahitian man wondering where your wife goes to get her nails done

@xx_darklord747_xx6 11 месяцев назад

Goes to get herself done for nails*

@haven_lady675 11 месяцев назад

I heard they are ok with that since it's cultural. Also I love puns XD

@DrummerrDuckie 9 месяцев назад

Pffft nailed it 🤣🤣🤣

@anastaziaqtt 8 месяцев назад

💀

@nadiarey4196 8 месяцев назад

Commenter is genius and a world treasure

@redsled2269 11 месяцев назад

“Arthur, John! I have a plan… we just need some nails.” -Dutch Van Der Linde

@henryishenry2972 8 месяцев назад

“What happened to money Dutch?”

@dogeweeb3779 8 месяцев назад

“Why the hell did we need Nails anyways, Dutch?”

@lonewolf745 8 месяцев назад

Who even lives on Tahiti? Tahitians?

@Postaldude2003 7 месяцев назад

"You always got a plan, dutch."

@nicolasdequadros2734 7 месяцев назад

We just need nails... and time

@ThePonderingOrb 2 месяца назад

Me watching bro run towards the time machine with several boxes of nails: 👁️👄👁️

@ar5611 Месяц назад

Don’t judge him

@Nevict Год назад

And thus, the verb "to nail" was born.

@Noobway_aka_likarmi 11 месяцев назад

haha! edit: thx for the likes!

@r11c44 11 месяцев назад

😭

@rigure 11 месяцев назад

same thought lol

@alonsoortigoza6058 11 месяцев назад

😂

@maxdukhovskoy1406 11 месяцев назад

Is it acc the origin?

@mohammadsharif9192 Год назад

"So how did you save your country from the British invasion ?" "Sex...lots of sex"

@leduoanime9156 Год назад

"We fucked them.".

@dereckdanechallonergascond1374 Год назад

The British: 😐 The colonies: 😏

Год назад

Well, being part of the French colonial empire wasn't really a better deal.

@leduoanime9156 Год назад

@ Because French had more nails ? 😆

@sunset2.00 Год назад

@@leduoanime9156 the French came prepared

@bigbones90 11 месяцев назад

*“I TOLD YOU I HAD A PLAN, ARTHUR!”*

@TheOriginalRedBowl 7 месяцев назад

STOOOOPPPP 😆😆😆😆😆💀💀💀💀💀

@rEdbrICkmArOOnAUbUrn4975 7 месяцев назад

LMAO

@num2009nate 6 месяцев назад

@@TheOriginalRedBowlno

@TheOriginalRedBowl 6 месяцев назад

@@num2009nate :[ wha.....

@num2009nate 6 месяцев назад

@@TheOriginalRedBowl red dead redemption memes are funny

@StudioFOYFOY 5 месяцев назад

"A nail for a nail" is quite effective branding

@Sapheiorus Год назад

"Stones failed to deconstruct that vessel. Let's just take their nuts and nails instead." "You mean their 'nuts and bolts', ma'am?" "I said what I said."

@joel-uw2lg Год назад

And should they take all there glue ma'am

@michaellohmeier6427 9 месяцев назад

The IRS face was awesome. He wasn't sure what to make out of this. Either he was too disgusted, too shocked, too jealous or everything at once.

@aaroncabatingan5238 7 месяцев назад

IRS: How the hell do we tax this? EDIT: Have the entire crew pay child support lol

@PixelPower0615 7 месяцев назад

He was probably thinking: "Damn, why didn't we come up with that first?"

@gamerstheater1187 6 месяцев назад

@@aaroncabatingan5238I guess there are faiths worse than death

@Rolando_Cueva 4 месяца назад

@@gamerstheater1187 fates*

@raresdumitras3291 Год назад

Tahitian women took the love for one's country to a new level.

@prestonjones1653 Год назад

And love for someone else's country considering how many half-English kids were probably running around nine months later.

@zacharyarnettentertainment7503 Год назад

Wow

@martijn3015 Год назад

yeah.. I think they were nailing it

@Carols989 7 месяцев назад

Lets be honest there was some male bussy involved too

@joaovb5824 2 месяца назад

"We will be harvesting mangos in Tahiti in no time, Arthur"

@lordwoods8631 Год назад

The British: “Oh… this is a problem” The French:”ONH HONH HONH OUI OUI!”

@josephquinonez2652 9 месяцев назад

😂

@swastikqjana7128 8 месяцев назад

I read this in a freaking French accent too😭😭😭

@Konpekikaminari 8 месяцев назад

@@swastikqjana7128 as you are legally required to do

@cheezarose 8 месяцев назад

I'm a native French speaker and this made me laugh 😂

@maniox9772 8 месяцев назад

I was thinking the same thing 😂

@witchboy44 Год назад

English Captain: Oh no! My crew is gonna take apart our ship to get nails for sex French Captain: Gentlemen, disassemble the ship

@alexandrub8786 Год назад

The same captain: Ship is temporary,pussy is forevor.

@necrosisthenecromancer1058 Год назад

That just absolutely hilarious

@Ran_out_of_ideas Год назад

Ngl I would be the French captain🥖 who is with me

@wilfredpeake9987 Год назад

i laughed way to hard at this

@thewafflegamer6152 Год назад

*french intensifies*

@kat8295 Год назад

Imagine almost losing a ship because your crew was too horny. *Imagine losing a whole ass island because your crew wasn't horny enough.*

@dorkfish1275 Год назад

wait wut, whats that second part's context.

@Threezi04 Год назад

@@dorkfish1275 Britain lost the island cos they weren't horny enough to risk staying there

@MashZ Год назад

@@dorkfish1275 if they were hornier and kept dismantling the ship for nails, they'd be stranded in the island, preserving the UK claim on it

@nurainiarsad7395 Год назад

nah just the captain wanted to go home for some reason

@dorkfish1275 Год назад

@@nurainiarsad7395 probably remembered he had a wife.

@nattananchunbunluesook8474 4 месяца назад

“Slingshot me once, shame on you, slingshot me twice, I obliterate you with multiple cannons.” -Captain S. Wallis

@kzlmao Год назад

"Arthur, you wouldn't happen to have any nails would you?"

@TheForbiddenChode Год назад

Arthur: It was your idea to go to Tahiti. I’m just reaping the benefits. John: (enters) Arthur I woke up on the floor without my hammock and an IOU note. Care to explain?

@KingArthurWs 11 месяцев назад

No. Lost em all.

@lenny9672 11 месяцев назад

“Miss abigal i fear you might not be needed here anymore “

@Casual_guy1234 11 месяцев назад

Rember folks, its a good thing micah was a rat, so we can avoid this timeline

@gisi5276 11 месяцев назад

So that's why dutch wanted to go to Tahiti

@demosuarusyt3227 Год назад

“Dutch remind me to bring nails” - Arthur Morgan

@gisi5276 11 месяцев назад

"we just need some N A I L S"

@PFGFrankly 10 месяцев назад

When I saw this. Been playing RDR2. I see why dutch want to go here

@ralsei8249 10 месяцев назад

Mangoes in Tahiti orthur we just need some money and a little more goddamn FAITH

@Chimjjl 8 месяцев назад

Man no wonder the Van der Lindes never got to Tahiti. Dutch was all about MUNEH when it should have been about NAILS.

@alpacaofthemountain8760 8 месяцев назад

AUUUUUUUUUUUURTHOOOOOR

@Johnnysboy3987 7 месяцев назад

The french with bags of nails: HON HON HON OUI OUI

@SNSth3creat0r 6 месяцев назад

Gentleman bring out the fine nails

@nochillwill4667 4 месяца назад

That one sailor: I will accept my entire paycheck in nails.

@ourimaler 4 месяца назад

...I've lived most of my life in France. I've NEVER heard anyone say "HON HON".

@joeypledger4253 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@TWEAKLET 4 месяца назад

@@ourimaler No one says hon its a stereotypical french laugh wrote out into words for the internet mostly seen on TV shows little mermaid has a perfect example of this "Les Poissons 1989"

@tomasfeduniak271 3 месяца назад

The French getting word of an island where nails get you some cooter: "ZAT EZ DESGUZTENG! WHERE??"

@RedEyesSV Год назад

Lesson learned today is that horniness can prevent colonization

@evanlight2550 Год назад

Unless it’s with the French.

@cann0708 Год назад

@@evanlight2550and Spanish

@str2010 Год назад

Prevent British colonisation, you mean. To the french on the other hand that sweetens the deal

@redzard2015 Год назад

Conquistadors: Allow us to intruce ourselves

@eltrevixd Год назад

Not for the spanish

@MaxMckayful Год назад

Welp, it's official. I've decided to name my band Tahiti Sex Nail

@Southern_Crusader Год назад

I’d buy tickets to that concert.

@pegmay7209 Год назад

Please tell me one of your songs involves a tale of men denailing a ship so that they could get nailed.

@shaggy4real97 Год назад

@@pegmay7209 call it "Nailed for Nails"

@mrmusicgamer5319 Год назад

@@shaggy4real97 That's a little on the head.

@shaggy4real97 Год назад

@@mrmusicgamer5319 you nailed that

@thestateofdelaware8057 Год назад

“Dutch why the hell did you spend half our money on nails!?” “I got plans in the making Arthur, have some god damn faith for once”

@history-jovian Год назад

RDR2 reference

@kunalsanwal Год назад

Micha told me something arthur

@thebestteammate6528 Год назад

Arthur- “NO DUTCH YOU BETTER NOT GET US KILLED JUST SO YOUR NO LONGER A VIRGIN”

@gisi5276 Год назад

@@thebestteammate6528 wait Dutch is a virgin? I thought he had something with the O'shear lady

@thebestteammate6528 Год назад

Sorta

@maciekboronski601 2 месяца назад

„And who lives there?” „Tahitians, i guess”

@zeynehtesham6341 Месяц назад

DONT FORGET THE QUARTER

@FREEDOMMACHINE-o1c Месяц назад

LENNEH MY BOY

@sscp4975 Месяц назад

DORS THIS TROLLEY GO TO TAHITI

@MatiasTorres.Alicorn Месяц назад

AH, I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL

@sscp4975 Месяц назад

JESUS WHAT IS THAT

@shanehunt3019 Год назад

Give a man a ship and he'll disassemble it for trade, teach a man to forge nails and he'll live like it's a isekai harem

@sadmanmahi2584 Год назад

Bruh , you genius.

@idnyftw Год назад

I can imagine one Tahitian in the council meeting going "Guys... GUYS! I have a plan, listen, just hear me out, okay? It's gonna sound crazy, buuuuut..."

@dog1sauce123 10 месяцев назад

"You just gotta have some FAITH!"

@happydonkey5333 9 месяцев назад

"Hear me out..."

@Mr.Prussuan 9 месяцев назад

"Just hear me out on this one.."

@PurpleCreates 9 месяцев назад

"might seem crazy what I'm bout to saaaay-"

@inkersbrew6370 9 месяцев назад

"No, no! You guys just don't understand!"

@WojtaDaCat Год назад

“Uhh captain? I don’t think these are the Virgin Islands” 💀

@Keranitos Год назад

Not anymore

@tunasandwich8049 Год назад

It's just called islands now

@greekyogurt9997 Год назад

Hahaha

@quadruple_h Год назад

when the crew unvirgins the island

@samuraidio9730 Год назад

Golden ✨

@PDMwastakenapparentley Месяц назад

So much for “harvesting mangoes”, now we know the real reason dutch wanted to go to tahiti

@YippeKaYay420 Год назад

"Hey how many nails did y'all trade for sex?" "Yes."

@extrahistory Год назад

😂😂😂 Thank you so much for the support!

@YippeKaYay420 Год назад

@@extrahistory No problem happy to help!

@freezolman8780 11 месяцев назад

2 nails That's why I still got no bi****s

@Benniememes 11 месяцев назад

@@freezolman8780and is better from your pfp too

@iamlouis1495 11 месяцев назад

I have no nails but does finger nails count?

@NOAHGG10 Год назад

So that's why Dutch van der Linde wanted to go to Tahiti so badly.

@ThatoneComrade-444 Год назад

“Arthur ARTHUR we must get that Tahussy Arthur”

@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 Год назад

@@ThatoneComrade-444 S H U T - -Arthur and John collectively, probably

@michaelbarnes5223 Год назад

The camp funds box is just full of nails.

@thebestteammate6528 Год назад

Arthur Morgan after watching this Video: So that’s why we bought 50,000 nails

@Masolaaine Год назад

Please Arthur! Just have some GODDAMN FAITH!

@MogaTange Год назад

“Hey guys, did you know there’s iron in blood?”

@Donglehut 11 месяцев назад

“Hey guys, did you know there’s blood’n’iron wait I said that wrong-“ *accidentally starts the Napoleonic wars*

@xdbro882 11 месяцев назад

@@DonglehutI know the reference!

@erikapalacios7415 11 месяцев назад

@@DonglehutEVERYONE PICK PARTISAN

@quinny98 11 месяцев назад

RISOTTO NERO AND METALLICA

@onioncutterninja1535 11 месяцев назад

@@quinny98I CAN'T ESCAPE JOJO

@Ploaper 5 месяцев назад

"give me nails and you can nail me"

@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 Год назад

Anyone serving in the military can absolutely attest that hornyness has jeopardised a mission at least more than once

@hurgcat Год назад

I mean if you trust Homer horniness caused the bronze age collapse 😅

@bishopking6266 Год назад

Well this explains why the USMC was made now.

@EvilPaladin11 Год назад

I am your 169th like. A very appropriate number.

@obrienjackson6907 8 месяцев назад

So that's why the navy is the way it is

@Bloodlyshiva Месяц назад

@@hurgcat Wait. How does that work? Serious question, here.

@TheCompleteMental 8 месяцев назад

Such a wholesome story about people coming together

@BeauM-l2q 7 месяцев назад

💀💀💀

@juvon102 7 месяцев назад

Bro 🤣🤣

@EyGuestyOklahoma 7 месяцев назад

"Coming"

@JhonAronAdevino 6 месяцев назад

Ayooo

@Shaun_Jones 5 месяцев назад

And ships coming apart.

@jonbong8547 Год назад

I like to imagine that the French moved there specifically because they heard the stories

@347Jimmy Год назад

They were able to preserve their ships by packing extra nails for the journey 🤣🤣

@ghostofqueenelizabethii 5 месяцев назад

“ARTHUR WE NEED MONEY. WE GOTTA GO TO TAHITI!”

@themistikcrow Год назад

British ship sails next to Spanish galleon carrying gold British ship: " gives us your nails or prepare to be boarded " Spanish: " you will never get our gol wait what did you say nails not gold " English: " you heard us"

@AC-hj9tv Год назад

Lmfao

@UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад

Spanish: "Nails aren't worth much, what do you mean?!"

@hiredmurderer6228 Год назад

@@UH-60_Blackhawk "You'll understand the day you go to Tahiti"

@themistikcrow Год назад

@@hiredmurderer6228 " I hear a lot of yapping but not enough nail getting" points five pound cannon at captain

@New_frisk 11 месяцев назад

@@AC-hj9tvthis is the first time I seen someone use his Reddit pfp as his RU-vid pfp 💀

@nathanr.9507 Год назад

They really took "make love not war" to another level.

@fictionfan0 Год назад

Alternate Title: British Captain retreats from Tahiti after prostitution causes crew to demolish ship

@dancemunki Месяц назад

😂😂😂

@Nathan-batman 2 месяца назад

"Arthur, where are the nails" - dutch 1989

@CDSCRATCH10 9 месяцев назад

"You see kids, this is the first historical instance of hardcore simping"

@theduke7539 9 месяцев назад

i dont think it counts as simping if you're actually getting it. I think this is more like industrialized prostitution

@BM-13_KATYUSHA 8 месяцев назад

@@theduke7539 so the British managed to industrialise sex... Yeah, sounds about right!

@donpacificbobcat9er615 8 месяцев назад

Um…(recalls the literal wars that occurred because of simping)…no?

@NotAdachiPeople 8 месяцев назад

@@theduke7539There was an entire Greek war over a woman

@Theguywholikesblueberries 8 месяцев назад

@@NotAdachiPeople Ofc it's the Greek

@NorthSeaRaider 10 месяцев назад

The French, upon hearing of England’s experience: “We are going to SAIL to TAHITI!”

@Biggerman159 7 месяцев назад

*a wild rhulk appears!*

@SoapySoappp 6 месяцев назад

"WE NEED TO DISASSEMBLE THE SHIP! THESE NAILS AREN'T ENOUGH!"

@alejandroe3616 4 месяца назад

“Does this ship go to Tahiti?”

@theterminator9293 4 месяца назад

DUTCH WE MADE IT TO TAHITI

@jinhunterslay1638 4 месяца назад

Can't you say that in French?

@the_infinexos Год назад

"Thank you for your service, sailor." The service:

@ahmedslab8666 Год назад

Best sevice in the world

@khameronsmith108 Год назад

"No sir, thank you.' 😂😂

@mdragon12 2 месяца назад

Nails ❌ Nailed ✅

@okilemema Год назад

The IRS man is like: yo can we tax this?

@sirnikkel6746 Год назад

I mean, they WILL audition OnlyFans thots if you denounce them and if they haven't declared their income.

@alexandrub8786 Год назад

Of course you can. You just need to look what is the price of a nail,see how much they collected and then tax the %. In lack of money we can take back the number of nails of ≈ value.

@NJFireDepartment Год назад

The Federal Government: No, because Tahiti wasn't ours and it wasn't ours then.

@Startbreak12 Год назад

@@NJFireDepartment Imagine? The Federal Government, nay, the IRS, actually having moral scruples 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

@UsernotFound2018 Год назад

@@Startbreak12 The what is wrong with you?

@nico-plays-games 7 месяцев назад

“WE NEED MORE NAILS ARTHUR!” -dutch van der linde, 1899

@Supersauly2 3 месяца назад

So that’s why Dutch needed more money he was spending it on nails

@BattleshipOrion 3 месяца назад

Gawddammit Dutch, not another plaan...

@jsmoothd654 Год назад

This gives the phrase “ A want for a nail” a whole new meaning

@DownWithBureaucracy Год назад

Their claim to the island for want of a nail... er, for want of getting nailed

@audreyquinn73 4 месяца назад

The slow realisation and subsequent penetrating stare of the IRS worker is gold. 😂😂😂

@StupidMarioBros. 8 месяцев назад

Bro literally said “give me a nail to get nailed”

@userunknown5322 6 месяцев назад

take my like and go take a celebratory meal and shower

@Pedro-m3up4un0se0Ku 7 месяцев назад

"What are you giving?" "Iron." "How much?" "😩"

@moustachemoustache6179 Год назад

Tahiti men: “I don’t know what’s worse, my wife cheating on me for nails or that it got rid of the English better than we did”

@userunknown5322 6 месяцев назад

@l-nolazck-rn24 4 месяца назад

How to live knowing that I wonder kekkkkkk

@Labcookie860 Месяц назад

"Is this trolley going to Tahiti"-Duch 1899

@somegameryeeter9951 Месяц назад

Where the hell is Tahiti?

@Flame-rp6yq 11 месяцев назад

Imagine being so threatened by a stone being thrown at your ship, you respond with a literal CANNON

@RipOffProductionsLLC 11 месяцев назад

A showing of overwhelming force is a pretty standard method to quickly end hostilities(especially if said overwhelming force just flat out kills all the hostiles).

@SioxGreyWolf 10 месяцев назад

Similar things happen with modern militaries. Though the broadsides are a bit larger.

@kevinoliver3083 9 месяцев назад

Slingshot can kill. Or at least have your eye out.

@thecatfromgarfield6818 9 месяцев назад

That's why you never conquered any islands

@CollinMcLean 9 месяцев назад

Disproportionate acts of retaliation are kind of a staple move of Empires...

@aff77141 Год назад

"And the French who had fewer hangups-" 😂 😂 😂 😂

@Armendicus Год назад

The french heard about it and were prepared.

@misterghoul9457 11 месяцев назад

The French brought more nails

@johncoyle2382 Год назад

WAIT... is that why it's called getting nailed?

@cyrusthegreat7030 Год назад

Yes I can confirm I got a PhD in Haitian history.

@fakjbf3129 Год назад

@@cyrusthegreat7030 Tahiti ≠ Haiti, they are separated by Central America and over 5.5 thousand miles of water.

@ravenblood1954 Год назад

Nah, it’s called getting nailed because getting nailed requires getting hammered

@FF-ds9xw Год назад

@@fakjbf3129 that's the joke

@romancatholicgameing Год назад

@@FF-ds9xw What's the punchline? Which part is supposed to be the funny part?

@DumbStewie-1 Месяц назад

I love how the IRS just slowly looks at you like i made that offer😂

@rynatic101 Год назад

Adds a whole new meaning to getting nailed 😏

@fictionfan0 Год назад

Too bad it wasn't screws. That would have worked on so many levels.

@chartypeplays2396 Год назад

I was just about to make this joke. XD

@averagejoey2000 Год назад

@@fictionfan0 every term in blue collar work is an innuendo for either getting drunk, fucked, or some combination thereof. nail screw hammer pound shaft nut lube etc

@Citsatpans Год назад

Nailed it!

@nomnomnooma 8 месяцев назад

“Diplomatic relations improved” lol

@gilgabro420 Год назад

gives a whole new meaning to nailing somone down.

@slicingonions4398 11 месяцев назад

It’s just “nailing someone” I don’t think down is apart of it

@rodrylcaborneda 11 месяцев назад

Ey bro

@PansyPops 11 месяцев назад

@@slicingonions4398yeah, usually it’s up

@mid_na_tayo3960 Месяц назад

"Few onboard captain?" "Yes." ( Loads full nails on the deck and cabin )

@Greeneon6073 Год назад

They be setting up a nail factory the second that Industrial Revolution hits

@jacksonbarrett5561 11 месяцев назад

I don’t think the the natives were still there by that point with all the genocide going on

@Alexandrek1922 11 месяцев назад

@@jacksonbarrett5561what, why would they kill up them there was no reason

@nightninja7012 11 месяцев назад

@@Alexandrek1922come on what do you get when you mix empires, the colonial age and underdeveloped people

@Alexandrek1922 11 месяцев назад

@@nightninja7012 Ni.. Nice amounts of money, 👴🏻

@Tacitus_Kilgore_ Год назад

"I have a plan Arthur, we just need nails!"

@owerty 11 месяцев назад

"Does these nails will help us get to the Tahiti, Dutch ?"

@enere66 11 месяцев назад

Mr. Nails

@jimmyresendiz7035 11 месяцев назад

Dutch

@jessepinkman3155 Год назад

ARTHUR, WE NEED NAILS ARTHUR NAILS AND MONEH BOAH

@colecummings5104 Год назад

JESSE! WHO IS ARTHUR AND WHY TAHITI?!? WE NEED TO COOK NOW!

@VilikuliHarris-hg7de Год назад

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CaRl WE NEED TO RUN FROM THIS ZOMBIE HORD

@oilybat3269 Год назад

*DUTCH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT DUTCH*

@THEANIMATIONTHEATER 3 месяца назад

Wait, Tahiti?. Oh no Dutch: WE NEED MONEEEH ORTHER. MONEY FOR TaHiTi

@sarge691 Год назад

“why has the ship broken apart into pieces and I’m getting reports of desertion!?” “Uhhhhhhhh…” -Conversation between Captian Samuel Walls and his crew, 1767.

@germanscience7246 Год назад

English captain: No, we will not give in to our carnal temptations! french: *Hon Hon Hon*

@Randomperson-ne3kp Год назад

Tahiti women:wants nails for some “special services” The entire crew when they see a nail: *whispers* it’s free real-estate

@UsernotFound2018 Год назад

Ha I remember the video

@Human-san Год назад

@@apsoypike1956 It's free as long as you don't have *gasp* a moral compass 😉

@maxcaptain4407 4 месяца назад

Gives a whole new meaning to "lose lips, sink ships"

@LEEEENNY 11 месяцев назад

"I got a plan, John"

@thenewlbj 11 месяцев назад

You’ve always got a plan dutch

@LEEEENNY 11 месяцев назад

@@thenewlbj this is a good one

@radioheadfanhellyeah 11 месяцев назад

Arthur!! We need nails.. for tahiti!!

@GanyuSimpingDegenerate Год назад

The difference between reality and fiction is fiction needs to be believable

@TinToastCan 10 месяцев назад

“When a boat came and slingshotted a few pebbles at the boat, the captain responded with *heavy cannon fire*

@aaroncabatingan5238 7 месяцев назад

Asserting dominance. Then got dominated. Imagine having to explain this mess to the king

@userunknown5322 6 месяцев назад

@@aaroncabatingan5238 "so..... my whole crew were horny and the Tahitians had a special trade system and......" Captain Samuel Wallace probably .

@Razorcrusher Месяц назад

“We are gonna sail… To Tahiti!” Dutch Van Der Linde

@Mag_donal 8 месяцев назад

A bunch of cowboys wanted to go to Tahiti but they could never afford a boat.

@theawesomeunclechannel4881 6 месяцев назад

Cause one guy's PLAN didn't go so well cause of a rat

@str2010 Год назад

The IRS is like: "how in god's name can that be taxed at all?"

@espio87 Год назад

A true taxman will find the way.

@miscreantwithinternetacces7370 Год назад

@@espio87 I'm sorry what now

@espio87 Год назад

@@miscreantwithinternetacces7370 Taxmen have their own spin on Rule 34. "If it exists, it can be taxed."

@futotesan Год назад

@@espio87 This is what the rest of us fear.

@vegeta_69420 Год назад

@@espio87 the truest taxman is a myth passed down from generations of taxmen, in which the Chosen One will finally put a tax on human life, and finally place them on the path to omnipresence. Their mortal souls shall be turns to seek out things to tax, forever basking in the joy of burning someone’s wallet, especially when it prevents them from preforming sinful acts. These may include but are not limited to: sex, alcohol, murder, cooking the funny blue snorty powder from breaking bad, and stopping chicago crime gangs, specifically ones led with guys that are named after scars on their face.

@Z.O.M.G Год назад

Imagine pelting a giant ship with stones on your tiny canoe and it responds by blowing the canoe and your friends to bits with basically magic (at least to you) 💀

@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 Год назад

"You see native savages, your mistake was only bringing stones"