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The newest G.I. Joe gets his codename.
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@kevinjt1992 2 года назад

“A child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.”

@shannonbateswillis5022 2 года назад

Wise words, my friend! Yours, I take it?

@jackdaone6469 2 года назад

@@shannonbateswillis5022 Nah, some quote from Black Panther.

@DeathBringer9216 2 года назад

@@jackdaone6469 is it really Black Panther?

@monty3335 2 года назад

Isn't that from world of warcraft Guldan story

@kevinjt1992 2 года назад

Regarding who originally said it, all I could find is that it’s an African Proverb. I never claimed I did.

@paulvanes6809 5 лет назад

“No, no you live with it.” that line was actually pretty brutal

@kevinjt1992 2 года назад

*”You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”*

@guyver441 2 года назад

The darkest (and best) episode of G.I. Joe ever.

@anricemurcia7427 2 года назад

Covid be like

@IsaiahRichards692 2 года назад

What if he comes for his revenge?!

@0001captainawesome 2 года назад

It would be if it wasn't predictable. Still cool for "Fumbles" though lol.

@usazar 3 года назад

Fumbles is a better character arc than some billion dollar franchises.

@Idontwannashutup 10 месяцев назад

Fumbles > entire mcu

@MisterUnknown707 9 месяцев назад

@@IdontwannashutupWith the way the MCU is currently going. You're right on the money with that assessment.

@jrhSTYLE 9 месяцев назад

@@MisterUnknown707the way MCU has always been.

@jordanwest8943 9 месяцев назад

@@jrhSTYLE not really

@Idontwannashutup 7 месяцев назад

@@jordanwest8943 yes and no. The movies have been consistently terrible. I still prefer DC to marvel personally but thanos wanting to wipe out half of existence to impress the female personification of death (because she’s hot) like in the comics makes a lot more sense than him wanting to balance the population by killing half of it.

@mollari2261 8 лет назад

Dear employers: Treat your employees with respect, or they'll end up working for your competition.

@BTLAGS 8 лет назад

+JTK Awesome Yep!

@LaserBonesaw 8 лет назад

Megadeth.

@frakiewaller3286 7 лет назад

so true lol

@shubhangster 7 лет назад

JTK Awesome I

@mdredheadguy1979 5 лет назад

JTK Awesome yeah, how did they not see that coming.

@galexeqe 7 лет назад

"I shall call you Trouser Snake" "ha....I don't even care anymore" Cracks me up every time

@manololagd9245 7 лет назад

It's fumbles. It always was

@meonkrishnanan5920 5 лет назад

That scene has legitimately helped me with depression in the last 10 years

@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 лет назад

The best part is that I don't even think Cobra Commander was even aware of the double entendre, it was entirely meant as a respectful codename. Which is what Calvin wanted to begin with. He was even making a point of how he liked to wear black, so it isn't even like his choice of clothes isn't one thing he wanted to be known for. So really, the supposed bad guy was quite civil and valued his employee and that is why he earned Calvin's loyalty.

@whoeverfromwherever 5 лет назад

@@meonkrishnanan5920 comment is so real. Same man, same

@InternetMameluq 4 года назад

@@meonkrishnanan5920 Me too. Me too.

@Piledriver86 7 лет назад

I love how even Cobra Commander seems disturbed by the carnage.

@SovereignStatesman 7 лет назад

Because NOBODY GETS KILLED in GI Joe, they just shoot weird red lasers at each other that always miss. Robot Chicken rags a lot on that.

@SovereignStatesman 7 лет назад

Dareese Hunter Nope, no consequences. Just "COBRA, RETREAT!" in a creaky voice.

@xDinomanx 7 лет назад

or "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME JOE!!!"

@Tahtorak 7 лет назад

More like he's surprised that "Trouser-Snake" pulled off in one minute what Cobra's been attempting for years.

@mdredheadguy1979 5 лет назад

Henrik Magnusson I know right? That was sinister awesome!

@ComicWriter-ml3qt 6 лет назад

Best anti bullying public service announcement I’ve seen Edit: a lot of people took this post from 2 years ago serious, so let me declare...I do not condone murder. I do however find it hilarious in this context.

@noegonzalez4918 5 лет назад

Come back with a gun and shoot the whole place up???

@khabibnurmagomedov3833 5 лет назад

@Neo Gonzalez a mans gotta do what he gotta do.

@anddrom6853 5 лет назад

@@noegonzalez4918 Nah, only kill those who had bullied you

@seanchan7167 5 лет назад

Agreed on that note

@davidvondoom2853 4 года назад

And knowing's half the battle!

@bradlieone 2 года назад

His resume was impressive. Best sniper and a PhD! They really lost their shot with him

@gutergoy9053 Год назад

quite literally

@nickfeige3080 Год назад

You could say they, fumbled it

@greyknightexan Год назад

Hey but Calvin was on target.

@hunterrhoades1813 10 месяцев назад

@nightraven6303is that an actual bit in robot chicken?

@hunterrhoades1813 10 месяцев назад

@nightraven6303 ah okay. Though it did sound like something from robot chicken.

@naughtius_maximus8243 10 лет назад

Note to self: Never piss off a talented sniper.

@johnwest2204 5 лет назад

I always thought that was common sense.

@bradpotts1747 5 лет назад

if you really have to make a note to you'rself to not piss off snipers. then it probably isn't worth the effort .

@keynanmartinez 5 лет назад

Yes it's really important.

@vitanidesin 5 лет назад

Just like papa use to say "son dont you ever piss off a man that can end you from another zip code

@angelicabomination1699 5 лет назад

@@bradpotts1747 you are self? Beyond the fact you left off the e and misplaced the apostrophe.... That spelling just in general pisses me off

@mas502arc 9 лет назад

As much as I tend to cheer for the good guys, seeing the G.I. Jerks getting sniped was oddly satisfying...

@rivalzz2011 5 лет назад

It may not count but first

@hans7686 5 лет назад

How can a comment have over a thousand likes but only two replies?

@haranoe 5 лет назад

@@hans7686 Maybe there's nothing else to be added..?

@crunchy_wafers 5 лет назад

@@haranoe RU-vid deletes comments from time to time, but i've never heard of them deleting replies

@haranoe 5 лет назад

@@crunchy_wafers You mean because "replies" are not "comments"...

@rafifthesecond9023 7 лет назад

"No... no you live with it..." -Fumbles

@keynanmartinez 6 лет назад

Rafif The Second Best dark line ever.

@theclassiclistener5937 4 года назад

That's dark

@lonnielee2425 4 года назад

@TopoRoger1 he sounds like rick from the walking dead

@warcraftdude13 4 года назад

Yea we watched it too

@jackpierce1724 3 года назад

It was "kill" or "spare".

@jackaxed 3 года назад

Dr. Killshot is a killer name, honestly. Also, Cobra Commander was the nicer boss because he gave the good doctor the codename "Trouser Snake" completely unironically. Sure, it's a horrible name, but he meant well.

@CitizenKahne1992 10 лет назад

Destro: So, uh.... Now what do we do? Cobra Commander: I-I don't know. I never thought we'd actually kill them.

@pforgottonsoul 6 лет назад

funny thing about cartoon villainy they start out wanting world domination but get so caught in the goal of stopping those in their way that they forget the original goal.

@hinatahyuga6999 6 лет назад

Well cobra, now is your chance at world domination

@jasonmiller2379 6 лет назад

Introducing Cobra Coffe, the best damn coffee you'll ever taste. "Also the only coffee you'll ever taste because no other type of coffee now exists"

@airiakizuki5592 6 лет назад

World domination is alot of fucking work and tediously boring. Running one country gives tonnes of stress Cobra Commader wants the entire planet.

@inusberard3112 6 лет назад

Agreed and ruling the world is such a hassle. This is where the best position would be the person behind the scenes pulling the strings of the dictator and then knifing him in the back when he is no longer useful yo you.

@hangemhigh2000 8 лет назад

'No, its fumbles, its always been fumbles" Its not nice to bully people.

@hangemhigh2000 8 лет назад

How about your English Jagoff? WOW? lmao, sooooooooooooooooo immature for even a 9 year old Sol Badguy

@BK-ku1zt 8 лет назад

+Mr. Midshipman pretty sure that by that he meant that he will always remember what happened.

@A-Microwave 8 лет назад

+Mr. Midshipman 4 months later that sol badguy deleted his comment, made me think you were talking to yourself. in that way i thought you changed your name from sol badguy to mr. midshipman between 4 months and now, long story short there's 2 things i hate, people who deleted their comments on youtube and people who change their name like every 2 weeks

@carlwagoner270 8 лет назад

Let that be a lesson for kids

@WilliamDoheny 8 лет назад

"Now you know." "And knowing is half the battle!" "GI.....oh yeah. They're all dead."

@Tayvin4042 7 лет назад

Welp, now there are plenty of names for the Wall of Fallen Heroes.

@atlasreborn7221 7 лет назад

do we have any names on the Wall of Fallen Commenters?

@atlasreborn7221 7 лет назад

Yeah *gunshot*

@ryancoulter4797 3 года назад

Every time Funko comes out with another GI Joe Pop I always demand Fumbles

@Synthwave89 8 лет назад

It took Calvin (or fumbles) 1 minute to do what Cobra couldn't do in... ever. lmfao

@geezymoney3729 8 лет назад

Pretty badass when you think about it

@hariman7727 4 года назад

Only because it's a hateful "comedy" sketch where we're supposed to laugh at the suffering of others. Why is this funny? Oh right, it's not.

@night-x6793 3 года назад

Cobra been at it for 30+ years and it took Fumbles 30 seconds.

@shinzouwosasageyo9717 2 года назад

@@hariman7727 comedy is subjective pal

@shinzouwosasageyo9717 2 года назад

@@hariman7727 or you know

@Eisenbison 9 лет назад

No... *No, you LIVE with it...*

@VeryDeathlyShiny 9 лет назад

Brandon Roberts Did everyone hear that? It's DOCTOR Fumbles...

@bernardolima3065 8 лет назад

+Alec Eisenbison that is the best line i've ever heard

@kaneslives 7 лет назад

Alec Eisenbison coming from a Space Marine....it makes it more scary...

@cadlac0594 7 лет назад

he will return

@MrT6250 7 лет назад

Savage W

@DeathBringer9216 2 года назад

My favorite part was how he did Gung Ho, the one who came up with the name. Once his brain is out of his head, the ice cold, "Fumble..." was perfect.

@IrishCarney 3 года назад

The voice acting is so good. Notice how Calvin's voice at the start is kinda wussy or nerdy but then is all badass at the end

@kane357lynch Год назад

He just didn't care anymore

@washellwash1802 Год назад

You mean Fumbles' voice

@prescott0913 6 месяцев назад

Lol he definitely would’ve killed you too. A wussy and a nerd? He just told you he was a talented sniper AND doctor

@maghands1 10 лет назад

Note to self: never piss off someone that can kill you from another area code.

@mdredheadguy1979 4 года назад

Maghands That's a good one to remember.

@wizardsuth 4 года назад

Someone so good with a sniper rifle he can do the calculations required to counter the Coriolois effect in his head.. and needs to.

@josepharmstrong1531 3 года назад

@@wizardsuth and if you thought that was bad, you need to be introduced to how stupidly OP drones are.

@AngryLittleAmericansCartoons 3 года назад

This comment has me gasping for air from laughing too hard

@spicytrash4981 3 года назад

It's actually quite satisfying to see a sniper accounting for wind, distance, etc.

@delta4093 6 месяцев назад

Like... an actual sniper? Yeah

@JustinCage56 3 месяца назад

@@delta4093What OP is saying is that you don't normally see that in media depictions of Snipers

@spicytrash4981 2 месяца назад

@@delta4093You tried.

@delta4093 2 месяца назад

@spicytrash4981 ofc, wouldn't you?

@grimshock6983 3 года назад

I like that they let him get revenge instead of just having it end on him slipping a second time

@RekttalofBlades Год назад

Serves you right for approaching enemy forces by crossing a wide open desert with absolutely no cover, concealment and sight lines that a sniper like Calvin could only dream of.

@blazer4185 10 лет назад

They had it coming........,,

@ghost5377 6 лет назад

Whatever you say, FUMBLES.

@hinatahyuga6999 6 лет назад

iTz Fumbbles your my idol fumbbles

@Spicystachegamer 5 лет назад

Hey fumbles I bet you can't snipe me from space bitch

@keynanmartinez 5 лет назад

Yeah sniper are not to be underestimate.

@frankparker1191 5 лет назад

Dracula Dead and Loving It, jokes are great!

@LegoZombieKiller169 9 лет назад

No one fucks with Fumbles

@greasyharold2653 8 лет назад

Dr Fumbles

@PsypherWolf 8 лет назад

Specially Scarlett and Lady Jane

@USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77 8 лет назад

Or he will kill everything you love then you habe to live with it

@USAAMERICAFUCKYEAH77 8 лет назад

Have

@constantinstog1225 7 лет назад

No one fumbles with fucks

@justseewut1tdoo12 3 года назад

"My God... I don't even hear the shots.." Top 3 skits of all time right here. Lmfao

@olufolarinoduntan9097 7 лет назад

Top 4 Most Badass G.I. Joe Characters: 1. Calvin/"Fumbles"/Trouser Snake/Killshot 2. Snake Eyes 3. Cobra Commander 4. Storm Shadow Now, absolutely nothing stands between Cobra and world domination!

@explosivecake64 10 лет назад

Fumbles "No... No you live with it" Damn Fumbles... you a cold man...

@HyperSonicXtreme 9 лет назад

They all deserve it for treating him like shit when he just wanted a cool codename.

@UnknownAssailant153 9 лет назад

HyperSonicXtreme I just now got the ending. Atleast I think I did His name was actually fumbles, but he just went with Calvin. They coincidentally picked Fumbles as his nick name and he was humiliated by being reminded of his crappy real name.

@yanksrule5502 9 лет назад

Unknown Assailant nah, you're looking too deep into it

@mdredheadguy1979 5 лет назад

ExplosiveCake Yeah, he didn't just join the dark side, he remade it in his image!

@Darth234Ravenous 4 года назад

I was honestly expecting him to shoot him in the balls just to make him suffer even more.

@13enwarner 10 лет назад

My new favorite anti hero.

@avinotion 6 лет назад

That's not an anti hero, that's a villain. My new favorite villain.

@ironmaster6496 6 лет назад

avinotion He is not a villain, he is a HERO

@macjbarkley1252 6 лет назад

Fumbles still makes a good antihero

@MoskHotel 6 лет назад

Macj Barkley Or an anti-villain. That’s even badass.

@docrofgaming6999 4 года назад

Otel Moskva plus-villain

@darkhero-3097 7 лет назад

Wow, after he grew and left Hobbes behind, Calvin went all out, didn't he?

@SovereignStatesman 7 лет назад

So this was just all in his imagination too?

@damariusgriffin 6 лет назад

OMG!!! People are sleeping on this comment lol

@damariusgriffin 6 лет назад

Tom Evans he got a G.I Joe set for his birthday

@vinegar3617 6 лет назад

Finally got his act together, too. From fumbling in first grade math to being at the top of his sniper class and having a PhD in medicine.

@informationage559 6 лет назад

Calvin had some mental health problems then he got conscripted to Iraq or some middle eastern place. He then became a private military contractor

@Cluv22 7 лет назад

"Hey, Gung ho....hold that thought...." lmao.

@0paco0900 10 лет назад

These guys have got some amazing writers, it's incredible what they can do with a couple of worn out clichés and some silly jokes. I especially loved the cancelled contest thing, it was just the perfect amount of cruel.

@alchemist889 9 лет назад

I named my PlanetSide 2 character DrFumbles, first thing I unlocked was the max power scope.

@xDinomanx 8 лет назад

+alchemist889 Did you switch to the enemy team and take out all members of the opposing team?

@t850terminator 8 лет назад

Righteous Vanu, Hillbilly NC or Nazi TR?

@lizard3843 8 лет назад

purple lasers all the way

@UCBANDIT009 8 лет назад

+alchemist889 Please tell me you made a spandex account called trouser snake.

@MrPiccoloku 8 лет назад

+alchemist889 HOLY SHIT I CAN'T EVEN UNLOCK A DECENT SNIPER RIFLE!!!

@RandyCivilized 3 года назад

I know I'm looking too far into things but when he shoots snake eyes the bullet sound effect is shorter meaning the bullet was moving faster. He used a high velocity round for him because being a ninja he most likely has a much quicker reaction time than the other joes and could have dodged/deflected the regular bullet

@WublicIndecency 3 года назад

This is definitely one of my favorite Robot Chicken sketches.

@evertondale9097 8 лет назад

they called me fumbles so I dropped lead in their skulls

@mrSaber79 8 лет назад

+Everton Dale They called me fumbles, so I fumbled their brains upon the sands.

@UltraGalaxyify 8 лет назад

They called me Fumbles, when they were alive

@SovereignStatesman 7 лет назад

No lead, FULL METAL JACKET

@jacksteel5318 7 лет назад

Tom Evans all fmjs are is a normal round with a copper or steel jacket around the lead

@flamingcroatan3739 6 лет назад

Savage

@qubonic 8 лет назад

So apparently calvin aka fumbles took out waldo in that other skit

@TheChoujinVirus 8 лет назад

+qubonic Epilogue: after working for Cobra Calvin "Fumbles" became an assassin for hire

@medexamtoolsdotcom 6 лет назад

Of course waldo himself is a formidable commando, as seen here ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-hGMrc3ozMhs.html

@nathanielcatan6657 4 года назад

Apparently yes

@darbyreviews Год назад

To me this was the best robot chicken skit it’s funny and dark . The skit alone deserved a Emmy.

@pyrolee17 5 лет назад

Before this, GI Joe operative Chuckles was sent a mysterious message informing him not to come in to work today

@Tony-oh 10 лет назад

still better than the gi joe movies

@joshporter5205 10 лет назад

Shoving every GI Joe figure and vehicle ever made up your butt without lube is still better than the GI Joke movies.

@JCDenton2012Modder 9 лет назад

They didn't have to try hard... :P

@jaysonanderson3575 9 лет назад

Josh Porter I thought the first was meh.. the second they just took a shit and called it a movie.

@thecockyjerks7958 9 лет назад

Couldn't describe it better

@icanusernamebetterthanyou3853 9 лет назад

Josh Porter ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

@cheyladybirdv3834 10 лет назад

"No, you live with it." Lmao

@qwilliams1539 6 лет назад

It's Fumbles... It was always Fumbles...

@theclassiclistener5937 4 года назад

That's not funny that's just dark

@Kirealta 4 года назад

Also funny.

@DragonSlayerBt 3 года назад

Never mess with a guy who can shot you down from a different postal zone.

@LaserBonesaw 7 лет назад

American Sniper 2 looks great.

@stuff4ever 10 лет назад

Moral of the story, kids: Never bully a sniper.. A PhD in sniping.

@brandonravelo199 5 лет назад

Especially if that sniper is a doctor as he would know where all the vital organs and important arteries in the body are as he slowly makes you bleed out internally or ends you on the spot.

@WikterRor2807 2 года назад

@@brandonravelo199 well... From what he was aiming at I'd say he wasn't a MD... Headshot, headshot etc

@doctorquacks87 2 года назад

Now we know

@hughmorris7557 6 месяцев назад

Hippocratic what now?

@rasheedqe 8 лет назад

Who else would buy a fumbles toy. I would.

@optimusprimus89 5 лет назад

I was just thinking that lol

@alexandergapour1253 4 года назад

@fblack9033 2 года назад

Uumm...definitely.

@neostalker6665 2 года назад

I actually have one

@ThatGirl2147 6 месяцев назад

It was Torpedo, I think, painted all black instead of grey

@ChadMichaelSimon 8 лет назад

One of the best Robot Chicken sketches of all time. I don't know how many times I've come back to watch this over the years, but it is equal parts hilarious and disturbing. I, for one, would like to partake in the Lady Jaye/Scarlett f***ing the new guy contest...

@SovereignStatesman 8 лет назад

+Chad-Michael Simon Yep the other RC's are pretty stupid.

@ablethreefourbravo 7 лет назад

I'd be fine with allowing a tie in my case :-)

@ablethreefourbravo 7 лет назад

LOL!!!!

@ablethreefourbravo 7 лет назад

Touche, sir. Touche.

@eingoluq 7 лет назад

Lol, I don't think you understand the rules. You wanna fuck the new guy first. Lol.

@monkeydjimmy5169 4 года назад

2:31 There reactions were *pure gold* LOL 😂 Calvin is the new Quiet or Sniper Wolf from MGS

@DeathBringer9216 2 года назад

Lol I always think of the jet shot with this skit

@JimmelleCannon-us9nj 6 месяцев назад

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

@monkeydjimmy5169 6 месяцев назад

@@JimmelleCannon-us9nj lmfao

@OverlordShamala 10 лет назад

Holy SHIT! This sketch was cruel. "No, no you live with it." What cruelty, even Cobra Commander was shocked, fumbling for words.

@shannonbateswillis5022 2 года назад

Fumbling? Seriously? I don’t even like GI Joe, but even I disapprove of your choice of words. (Lol!)

@OverlordShamala 2 года назад

@@shannonbateswillis5022 LOL!😋

@TheSecretEye 10 лет назад

Best Robot Chicken skit, hands down.

@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 лет назад

I think it's a close 2nd to the one with Beavis as an adult having become a lawyer myself, but seeing your comment is 5 years old, that may have actually been made after you wrote it, I think it may be more recent than that. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uBRUtSLuILw.html

@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 лет назад

There's also this one, it's way up there too: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-G-E8IA_sxcQ.html

@halloridder 8 лет назад

CC: we'll call you trouser snake! Fumbles: heh heh, I don't even care anymore.

@BTLAGS 8 лет назад

+Ted Coleman Thats not the worst name heck it's a better name than fumbles.

@schechter01 3 года назад

This is the first realistic G.I. Joe cartoon I've ever seen. People actually die in this one.

@Bathala 8 лет назад

After the humiliation they put him through, this was all too satisfying. :c

@ShaneC87 10 лет назад

This is one of my favorite "Robot Chicken" sketches! I love the little jingle that plays every time Dr. Fumbles falls down! XD

@Thuazabi 3 года назад

15 kills in 42 seconds. Man, don't ever piss off a trained sniper.

@gamingmoments1584 4 года назад

2:22 powerful acting😂😂😂

@ugandaknuckles5691 4 года назад

Gaming Moments give him all the oscars

@WankersCramp69 9 лет назад

They called him Fumbles...

@blackandwhite5682 8 лет назад

And left their heads, in portions....

@wjzav1971 8 лет назад

...and his only weakness was a shaked coke and a wet floor.

@rvl480van5 8 лет назад

And they just laughed at him and didn't even help him up.

@arceuslordofcreation8824 7 лет назад

It's *Dr.* Fumbles

@nanomachinesson2513 7 лет назад

And now they don't call him anything....

@PhanTimo01 9 лет назад

1:57 beyond hilarious lol

@jackkramer9101 3 года назад

"It's Fumbles. It was always Fumbles". Why is that line so haunting?

@johncabrera9745 4 года назад

I now remember why I love this clip so much he’s one of those guys that just goes for the kill doesn’t waste time giving dialogues or give each other pointless stare downs he just goes for the kill and see it works look all the main characters died right away except for one that’s going to suffer for the rest of his life

@1833miguel 9 лет назад

Yup getting a fumbles action figure

@animatic7572 3 года назад

@@AnonymousFrogNG name of the figure?

@DraculaCronqvist 10 лет назад

And that is why you never bully someone.

@JonNargodian 9 лет назад

Because they may kill you and your friends for it?

@DraculaCronqvist 9 лет назад

JonNargodian Yes. Also because it's just plain wrong.

@CyberLance26 9 лет назад

Unfortunatelly in real life the victim can usually not do anything to stop the bullies. One of the many way better things about the World of fiction.

@DraculaCronqvist 9 лет назад

CyberLance26 Also true.

@UBvtuber 3 года назад

@@CyberLance26 *pumped up kicks plays*

@Toasty667 6 лет назад

I find this quite heart warming. You made them pay Calvin, good on you.

@williamjameshoffer4405 4 года назад

Perversely, my favorite kill was the totally superfluous but necessary killing of the bald eagle.

@mr.oddball. 10 лет назад

best G.I. Joe episode ever

@jokerinthebronx 10 лет назад

"No, no you live with it." LMAO!

@thewatcher7078 2 года назад

Lol ok that was harsh 🤣🤣🤣

@pacifierjunkee6016 2 года назад

Man turned into a supervillain over some name calling. lmao

@RaKaNiShU117 Год назад

This is still my all-time favourite Robot Chicken sketch ever. Bar none.

@VenomEXsoldier 10 лет назад

This never gets old

@TristenGRrrather 8 лет назад

Bullseye's origin story.

@tg88montanaguy61 3 года назад

Lol hahaha from 1:39 up to the end was funny as f*** No... you live with it. lol"

@chancemitchell4147 2 года назад

“You can call me SURESHOT! Or or, TriggaMan!” I love TriggaMan.

@MrSoup-zs4rd 8 лет назад

Well that was dark

@KammaQwazi 6 лет назад

Dark enough to steal a pair of Jordan's in a hurricane.

@masterthg3137 6 лет назад

That's the point of the show

@mdredheadguy1979 5 лет назад

Mr. Soup But funny as hell too!

@theseproblemsmatter1 5 лет назад

@@KammaQwazi damn lol never heard of that one!

@HaddaClu 8 лет назад

But I want to know what happened afterwards! Did Fumbles retire with the really nice Cobra retirement package? What will happen to Duke now that everything he loves is dead; and will he find out he is the cause of the deaths when he gave Fumbles that name?

@alexanderchristopher6237 5 лет назад

Duke would probably retire and turned into some crazy mental dude after such a loss. Fumbles would still work with Cobra in taking over the world and later retire at a new Cobra world order. After they got the weather dominator up and running again.

@mdredheadguy1979 4 года назад

Crazy Harry the Muppet Duke commuted suicide. Fumbles stole the bodies of Lady Jay and Scarlet and spends his days F---ing the crap out of them... Yes, I really am this sick!

@gagejohnathan9641 4 года назад

@@mdredheadguy1979 pretty sure he offed them too.

@gagejohnathan9641 4 года назад

OH NEVERMIND

@mdredheadguy1979 4 года назад

@@gagejohnathan9641 Yes, yes he did. That's why I said he stole the bodies... Because they were both part of the body count.

@jaco5187 4 года назад

I love how Bill Ratner came back to do the voice of Flint. If only Chris Latta were still alive.

@ostaruempire 4 года назад

"You killed everything I love, take me too!" "Nah, you live with it!..."

@evilwillhunting 11 лет назад

This is the essence of most of Robot Chicken's humor. Take a children's show from the 80s and give it a very realistic and brutal edge.

@maiqtheliar789 8 лет назад

Reminds me of sniping the Gunners and raiders in Fallout 4. Now to start a sniper character named Dr. Fumbles or Calvin. He has a PHD in wholesale slaughter.

@guilhermehank4938 8 лет назад

+M'aiqThe Liar Raider: TAKE ME TOO! TAKE ME TOO! "No...no, you LIVE with it"

@tentaclesmod 8 лет назад

+M'aiqThe Liar Remember: high intelligence (he is a doctor after all) and perception.

@chrislws7 8 лет назад

Are you from Hawaii

@TheTomoyaNagase 8 лет назад

+M'aiqThe Liar sniping isn't what it used to be in Fallout New Vegas you could take out a whole camp without anyone ever noticing but in Fallout 4 NPC will know where you are rediculessly fast without any logic as why they know so yeah not that cool anymore.

@guilhermehank4938 8 лет назад

TheTomoyaNagase A wise man once said "Snipers are very easy to spot when they crack their first shot. If they dont move, its a matter of time until they are caught" Besides, if a body falls down, its only natural to react. kermit: But thats just me.

@Yobbyyyy 3 года назад

That ending was poetic ngl.

@drewdavalos2746 Год назад

Went through a GI Joe phase as a kid and watched this, it horrified me. To this very day, my biggest fear, whether it’s in a book, tv show, playing video games, real life, or a movie, is always a sniper so far out that no one can hear the shots even without a suppressor, but still not missing. Too far out to be able to see the muzzle flash, no crack-bang to gauge the distance, no idea where the fire is coming from, just an Angel of death looming over you. It’s happened in books I read, movies and tv I’ve watched, and video games I’ve played. I still feel the cold grasp of fear, wrapping it’s fingers around my heart and choking me. I would always look out for the glint of a sniper scope as a kid after watching this, just terrified that it was real, and that someone would decide to do the same at my *elementary school*, at the time the fear was unfounded, but I still felt that cold grip in my chest. I still feel it today. I made this comment so dramatic partially as a joke because GI Joe was a fun kids show and they made this so serious, but none of this wasn’t real. I used fancy words but the fear was very real, and still is.

@captainbronygaming1720 9 лет назад

Best episode ever

@ME-rp1ky 8 лет назад

+CaptainBronyGaming™ no bitch pudding was better

@captainbronygaming1720 8 лет назад

ME i prefer nostalgia

@raffik3654 8 лет назад

+ME bitch pudding was soo funny I love it

@necromech_ 8 лет назад

Only death that hurt to watch was Snake Eyes

@sc_art5408 6 лет назад

DarkReaper 076 I’m so sorry, I don’t know gi joe, which one is snake eyes?

@jefferyquick3280 6 лет назад

The ninja with the visor.

@draph91 6 лет назад

that's a rather ironic codename if you ask me because of what the enemy group is called

@alexanderchristopher6237 5 лет назад

@@draph91 well, wasn't snake eyes used to be in the same dojo as the other ninja who worked for Cobra? Don't know much about GI Joe save for the movies in the 2000s.

@thomasraines1396 4 года назад

Star Commander the guy in black with the swords.

@JW-do2wc 7 лет назад

"No, no you live with it."

@medexamtoolsdotcom 6 лет назад

What I really like about this is that the Cobras are actually a lot nicer. They weren't abusive to Calvin at all. The name they gave him, was so innocent, I don't even think Cobra commander noticed he was making a double entendre, he was just naive and trying to give him a nice snake-themed codenamed since it's Cobra after all. And so what this is really about, is that the good guys weren't so good, and the bad guys weren't so bad. Just like in real life.

@EmonWBKstudios 9 лет назад

I must have seens this overa dozen times, and I only just got "Trouser Snake".

@notcyndi 9 лет назад

EMonDaNexxus At least it wasn't meant as an insult, cobra commander was just oblivious to the double entendre, he simply liked Calvin's taste in trousers and of course the organization Cobra is going to have everything be snake themed.

@EmonWBKstudios 9 лет назад

that's probably why it threw me off, it just sounded so sincere.

@WendyMG247 8 лет назад

LOL :P

@DrCruel 8 лет назад

" . . . heh . . . I don't even care anymore . . . "

@hinatahyuga6999 6 лет назад

EMonDaNexxus trouser snake is a joke? I never realized

@chrisdoesart 10 лет назад

that took a dark turn.

@girlgarde 10 лет назад

lionel dent Yeah but the way GI JOE were horribly mistreating Calvin, it served them right. I enjoyed seeing him get revenge on GI JOE for how they acted towards him.

@Nixonitus 5 лет назад

I love this. He turns the name into something badass as a direct result, too. Just brilliant.

@TallSilhouette 2 года назад

A full character arc in under three minutes.

@adoboawesome 10 лет назад

"You live with it." Holy fucking shit, mann...

@RoastingPotPieMonkey 10 лет назад

fumbles it's always been fumbles.....makes me laugh so much lol .

@Cloud-zb8lw 3 года назад

He almost took down the entire GI JOE team that snake and his team couldn’t accomplish in years.

@fl333r 6 лет назад

I think I've watched this sketch 10 times already. Still hasnt lost its charm.

@Cavscout5096 9 лет назад

Makes me wonder how much of cobra was soiling themselves from Calvin's rage

@Zarryon12 5 лет назад

He probably got the screw the new guy with their female ops too. And if he didn't...well he will now.

@Farscryer0 10 лет назад

To be fair, this vid is basically parodying every infantryman's experience when they get out of training and into their new unit.

@MrShocktrupr 10 лет назад

I doubt the creators knew that.

@JonesyLedZeppelin 10 лет назад

That's why you just keep your mouth shut and don't say anything at all. Be friendly and compliant, but not obsequious. Just keep your mouth shut and do the best you can. I found it easier to do that. They'll forget you exist long enough for you to make a positive impact so that you don't look like the dumbass cherry for too long.

@Farscryer0 10 лет назад

Nigel Severson That's smart, which is why maybe 5% of the cherries that come through actually do that. I didn't but God knows I had an excuse: I enlisted at 17. Thankfully, 30th AG broke me of the stupid before OSUT, so by the time I reached my unit, I could bluff with the best of them. Still got called out for shave once or twice a week even though (with my beard) I took a razor to it twice a day.

@Farscryer0 10 лет назад

Nigel Severson You see, that's smart. But maybe 5% of the cherries that come through actually do that. God knows I did but I had two excuses: (1.) I was 17 when I enlisted, and (2.) I learned after 30th AG.

@TheVandrell 10 лет назад

Fuck the new unit, respect is earned not given, that goes both ways.

@manictiger 7 лет назад

>Has a tank that has an effective main cannon range of 5 miles >Loses entire squad to a sniper that doesn't even have a spotter

@HVoltage152 7 лет назад

They kind of dicked themselves over by rushing into an open field with nothing to hide behind except the tank... Which they took a million years to get behind, lmao.

@bthy384 7 лет назад

G Fawkes No actually. They apparently are so used to not dying, most of them ran in circles instead

@whiterunguard6294 7 лет назад

They call him fumbles because he drops all his enemies.

@daveknapp1770 9 лет назад

This is the greatest Robot Chicken bit, nay, the greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.

@shawne02 5 лет назад

1:37 when you're playing hardcore Search and Destroy with your old milsim after they kicked you out but you got better at sniping battlefield 4

@Aflay1 4 года назад

If there’s anything I learned about pissing off a sniper, it’s this: Never find yourself in an open field. Ever.

@jamesanthony8438 4 года назад

Also, don't run; you'll only die tired =)

@chrislaurent1137 4 года назад

To be honest, Fumbles seem to be a pretty good Codename for a sniper. Take your aim, Fire, and watch your targets fumble to the ground before they know what’s going on