[outdated] AVGN - I'd Rather/You'd Rather Moments [Version 6] 

The AVGN should make a deck of "Would you rather" cards.

1:07 "You'd rather listen to your only infant child choking to death." DAMN! That just might be the most fucked up thing the Nerd has ever said.

Out of them all, the Dragon's Lair one is the one that for some reason stuck in my mind the most over the years "I'd rather sixty-nine a grizzly bear while shovin' King Kong up my a$$!" Is a phrase that's become part of my vernacular

"I'd rather eat raw eggs" This is actually hilarious because of how out there it is, doesn't sound nearly as bad as anything else and that's what makes it funny

Man he’s really fond of using buffaloes for these

1:48-1:57 never gets old!

RU-vid: James, you can't say swearwords anymore there are kids watching Nerd: 0:31

I once told one of my coworkers "I'd rather jump in a pool full of pepper spray." And this other time I said "I'd rather dip my balls in boiling cooking oil"

The Nerd has some of the most creative insults and put downs I've ever heard. One of the reasons I love him so much!

5:43 one of my faves

2:52 It easier to do a handstand while taking a shit😂😂 So who's up for the challenge???😂😂😂

My favorites are when he gets so graphic he apologizes afterwards 3:15 7:15 17:10

6:34 my favorite

I love how some of the "would rather" phrases made its way into the theme song

0:41 and 0:53 The two lines that provided the lyrics to the AVGN theme song.

0:41 0:53 AH! HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT!

you missed one in rocky where he says rather just wait instand

10:11 is a great one 😂

I listen to all these and go “how does he come up with this?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

As soon as you hear "i'd rather" youare in for somethin WILD

There is also technicaly in the karaté kid épisode where Hé says : i think it's pretty safe to say that it would be easier to do this in real life

At least he’s creative with em

Infant child line made my eyes bulge out of my skull like a cartoon character lol.

0:15 0:26 0:38 1:00 1:11 1:38 2:35 2:53 2:57 3:04 3:53 4:12 4:37 4:49 5:06 5:21 5:31 5:41 5:50 6:23 6:51 6:57 7:06 7:25 7:35

Thanks for the shout out, man.

I always wanted to know how does he come up with these insults.

14:25-14:42 LOLLL!

22:33 23:02 Not sure if these moments should've been included. Don't be surprised if they're gone in the next one. Edit: The timestamps are part of RU-vid's newest update. It's bad.

Good video, but I think you're still missing the one where he says "you'd have better luck fighting your own shadow" from his Zelda 2 review.

there is technicaly ninja gaidn episode where he says It would be so much easier if I had a throwing item like a Ninja Star,

1:49 XD

I'd rather watch AVGN than play any of THESE shitty games! Because AVGN is cool.

6:20

there some with the Bayou Billy & The Punisher episode i the begining with top gun and t&c studio

0:39

I would rather not eat a bag of potato chips than play this freakin game, this game does not rock