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Overly Friendly LORD Farquaad Haircut [ASMR] 

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@FredsVoice
@FredsVoice 3 года назад
HELLO THERE
@abel1685
@abel1685 3 года назад
HELLO!!
@alexanderperez5259
@alexanderperez5259 3 года назад
@@abel1685 Obi Wan Kenobi
@testedhawk
@testedhawk 3 года назад
General Fred! You are a bold one!
@BigBearNLittleBear
@BigBearNLittleBear 3 года назад
Finally! He’s done it!
@HellCatRider32
@HellCatRider32 3 года назад
General Kenobi
@fadedassasin123
@fadedassasin123 3 года назад
Lord Farquad :“Many of you will receive rude barbershop service, that’s the sacrifice I’m willing to make”
@Agralas
@Agralas 3 года назад
lol
@zak4683
@zak4683 3 года назад
Underrated comment.
@fableshearth2457
@fableshearth2457 3 года назад
How civilized
@devonrider3406
@devonrider3406 3 года назад
Lol
@darkavengence1622
@darkavengence1622 3 года назад
Love that
@crimsonstudios680
@crimsonstudios680 3 года назад
Fred talks like he’s gonna get guillotined if he isn’t 100% on the mark with his services
@helenaclifford1893
@helenaclifford1893 3 года назад
Mate I'm sorry but your comment was on 69 likes and I can't ruin that😂
@crimsonstudios680
@crimsonstudios680 3 года назад
@@helenaclifford1893 I respect that lol
@helenaclifford1893
@helenaclifford1893 3 года назад
@@crimsonstudios680 respect
@LT_Cryptid
@LT_Cryptid 3 года назад
I ruined it, now it’s 71 I’m so sorry
@crimsonstudios680
@crimsonstudios680 3 года назад
@@LT_Cryptid you’re fine, was just joking around
@wormvy1593
@wormvy1593 3 года назад
"she's married to the muffin man" "The muffin man?!" "The muffin man!"
@meat1319
@meat1319 3 года назад
“She’s married to the muffin man...”
@dylanmcnabb3040
@dylanmcnabb3040 3 года назад
@@meat1319 who lives on drewry lane
@cannonredding3763
@cannonredding3763 3 года назад
@@dylanmcnabb3040 BAM!WE HAVE IT MY LORD!
@brandonoliver8547
@brandonoliver8547 3 года назад
@@cannonredding3763 excellent bring it here!
@angelthomasagnas2960
@angelthomasagnas2960 3 года назад
Mrmangohead: i have the power to make u hurt ur ears
@MagusMirificus
@MagusMirificus 3 года назад
*over a million subscribers* *decides to go full force meme* *hero*
@itzsigh
@itzsigh 3 года назад
I mean...he IS Thor
@vincentsavidge05
@vincentsavidge05 3 года назад
A god
@dennraeh
@dennraeh 3 года назад
*THE GOD OF THUNDER*
@douamnahamza1027
@douamnahamza1027 3 года назад
I LIKED
@shoop261
@shoop261 3 года назад
Because that’s what heroes do
@tobyshaw6505
@tobyshaw6505 3 года назад
OH MY GOD- he actually did it- the Lord Faarquad experience😂😂
@aregak43
@aregak43 3 года назад
I love ur pfp!!!
@a7ma109
@a7ma109 3 года назад
Holy shit it’s Rex
@a7ma109
@a7ma109 3 года назад
But it’s a young Rex
@lordat
@lordat 3 года назад
For the mf republic!!!!
@a7ma109
@a7ma109 3 года назад
Damn clankas
@oryrl7168
@oryrl7168 3 года назад
“Oh that necklace will be annoying for the cut” Me: *He muggin me man*
@duckyez562
@duckyez562 3 года назад
Mexican dream runs in *Mexican music intences* HE'S MUGGIN YOU MANN...
@horadalto5502
@horadalto5502 3 года назад
I knew there were gonna be dream smp fans here 😆
@duckyez562
@duckyez562 3 года назад
I don't like him.....he's weird. *CURSES OUT DREAM IN MEXICAN*
@thatmemer382
@thatmemer382 3 года назад
@@duckyez562 Spanish*
@gavinnintcheff7917
@gavinnintcheff7917 3 года назад
Itachi
@clubdelosantisociales
@clubdelosantisociales 3 года назад
RU-vid: Want to sleep? I recommend you this video Also RU-vid: *Puts a freaking Godzilla VS King Kong trailer...
@dark_souled_dev786
@dark_souled_dev786 3 года назад
BRUH
@jesusmejia6984
@jesusmejia6984 3 года назад
Dude I know exactly what you mean
@christophermeintjies6130
@christophermeintjies6130 3 года назад
Ad blocks my dear gentlemen
@DaZedJM
@DaZedJM 3 года назад
RU-vid Premium
@deezn.3418
@deezn.3418 3 года назад
nHentai premium
@alexsenter871
@alexsenter871 3 года назад
Farquaad finally got rid of his yee yee ass haircut.
@SusieLegionDBD
@SusieLegionDBD 3 года назад
Oml I'm dead 💀
@Cazammaf
@Cazammaf 3 года назад
Ahahaha I’m loving all those memes atm
@thewhiterito2974
@thewhiterito2974 3 года назад
Maybe Tanisha’ll call him back
@TheChadestchad
@TheChadestchad 3 года назад
Maybe fiona will call his dog ass
@xaten1923
@xaten1923 3 года назад
@Sandosam ??? I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
@minecraftplayer1295
@minecraftplayer1295 3 года назад
When you realize Lord Farquaad never got his chain back.
@gekkotadpole2478
@gekkotadpole2478 3 года назад
I kinda figured that after he took it off he wasn’t gonna go through the trouble of putting it back on the mic, lol.
@Airland_combat
@Airland_combat 3 года назад
He probably handed it back in hand.
@littledumbrainbow4948
@littledumbrainbow4948 3 года назад
Fred's making that side cash 😂 off to a pawn shop the chain goes
@armata2298
@armata2298 3 года назад
The madlad did it
@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE
@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE 3 года назад
Shrek: man thats messed up why don't you give him back his chain Fred: what chain? Shrek: yeah what chain? Btw this is a friday reference
@faceofleftism2294
@faceofleftism2294 3 года назад
The way you addressed me as lord farquaad awakened something somthing in me
@faceofleftism2294
@faceofleftism2294 3 года назад
@KubsoniX I am the god of carrots I cannot be consumed by a mere 3 dimensional being.
@Technical_Espada
@Technical_Espada 3 года назад
What about 2d? *summons Bugs Bunny*
@juice84569
@juice84569 3 года назад
what a gem of an idea, honestly how did he keep a straight face roleplaying this. Thanks for the 38 minutes of laughter and asmr.
@floppademon1506
@floppademon1506 3 года назад
*_Alternate title:_* *_Thor makes a video cutting Lord Farquaad's yee yee ass haircut_*
@emperor_donell
@emperor_donell 3 года назад
thor: maybe Finona would call your dog ass back when she isnt fucking with monster or orge thing thor: Miggeeetttttttttt
@niharc
@niharc 3 года назад
@@emperor_donell LMFAOOOOOOOO
@zexy5321
@zexy5321 3 года назад
He’s got thor
@scottr8374
@scottr8374 3 года назад
Ikr
@scottr8374
@scottr8374 3 года назад
He dose look like Thor
@VariReaper
@VariReaper 3 года назад
I know everyone says “he looks like Thor”, but isn’t it even weirder that he sounds kinda like Thor too?
@manhall9555
@manhall9555 3 года назад
I always thought so too
@scp-682-cu6
@scp-682-cu6 3 года назад
It's because he has an accent and is male I think
@kamkapper
@kamkapper 3 года назад
@@scp-682-cu6 doesn't everyone have an accent?
@kaceymaysummerley
@kaceymaysummerley 3 года назад
Yes and he’s wearing a similar hammer to Thor’s hammer around his neck as a necklace
@letwat8377
@letwat8377 3 года назад
Because he is
@JamesWilliams-rm4ny
@JamesWilliams-rm4ny 3 года назад
It took me a while to notice the Mjolnir necklace Fred was wearing
@atrary988
@atrary988 3 года назад
“Large simp man examines a rather short medieval lord in higher class barbershop”
@orcmama8
@orcmama8 3 года назад
😂💀💀
@deezn.3418
@deezn.3418 3 года назад
Ironic.
@ethanblaire8792
@ethanblaire8792 3 года назад
Y E S
@TimelapsedArk
@TimelapsedArk 3 года назад
Funny if this were actually medieval times, you'd be doing the same thing.
@ajpianoman1
@ajpianoman1 3 года назад
Fun fact: His name is Farquaad because that's as close to f*ckwad they could come in a PG movie!
@itsVolpe
@itsVolpe 3 года назад
1000 iq
@XXX3155
@XXX3155 3 года назад
Did not even know that. Man, that was a great movie and this knowledge just made it even better
@anthoneyherrman2977
@anthoneyherrman2977 3 года назад
It makes sense now when I said f*ckwad as a toddler
@terra_the_nightingale135
@terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад
“Think he’s compensating for something?”
@koalabee1009
@koalabee1009 3 года назад
big brain time
@evansanchez8722
@evansanchez8722 3 года назад
Plot twist: lord Farquad is standing while he is getting his cut
@felipeb.ribeiro5357
@felipeb.ribeiro5357 3 года назад
Plot Twist: lord Farquaad is sitting in a elevated chair.
@nodus7853
@nodus7853 3 года назад
*Plot twist: Lord Farquad is sitting but he is just extremely tall*
@zacharywindover9840
@zacharywindover9840 3 года назад
Plot twist: lord Farquad is sitting on a chair but is using half a dozen phone books.
@escapedarkness7548
@escapedarkness7548 3 года назад
Standing in a chair
@Emilia_likes_Maneskin
@Emilia_likes_Maneskin 3 года назад
Plot twist: he is not only in an elevated chair, but he is using one of those boosters used for kids
@jukenox
@jukenox 3 года назад
7:13 Fred: So, Imma just pop this around here for yo-*softly brushed mic* Mic: BASS Me: *wakes up* The hell was that?
@JoseRivera-cv2xw
@JoseRivera-cv2xw 3 года назад
Fr😭😭
@stringynoodles9151
@stringynoodles9151 2 года назад
I made a comment going BMMMP and a timestamp about this very thing
@laughtercatz
@laughtercatz 2 года назад
This killed me XD
@tagera1621
@tagera1621 3 года назад
I love this little detail on his neck, this little gold mjolnir. It seems like Thor was travelling through worlds and decided to stay as hair assistant cowboy, who hides mjolnir as golden necklace, so genius
@RachASMR
@RachASMR 3 года назад
*No ones voice relaxes me INSTANTLY like Fred’s voice does. It’s pure magic*
@ludwig_iv
@ludwig_iv 3 года назад
I so agree! Fred for male ASMR, Maria for female ASMR.
@user-yp5fs8dd6l
@user-yp5fs8dd6l 3 года назад
i said i dont like magic
@elioenaisantiago
@elioenaisantiago 3 года назад
thats why is called fredsvoice
@crenshawboy7217
@crenshawboy7217 3 года назад
Bruhh
@daniel-hh3ex
@daniel-hh3ex 3 года назад
Mhmm
@leviroberts8301
@leviroberts8301 3 года назад
How did I fall asleep to asmr and wake up to Fred calling me lord Faarquad I dont know what is going on
@stringynoodles3194
@stringynoodles3194 3 года назад
🤣omg really
@Jv.3000
@Jv.3000 3 года назад
69 like 😏😏
@Sonofanirsrebel
@Sonofanirsrebel 3 года назад
@Pernwill Antonio III Yadao that's a weird wish to be fulfilled
@CophinRuinz0rKestra
@CophinRuinz0rKestra 3 года назад
RU-vid autoplay. That's how. I've ended up in weirder places.
@Motivatededits0
@Motivatededits0 3 года назад
You: what time is it and what’s that sound Fred: here’s some gingerbread lord faarquad
@raccooncafe5689
@raccooncafe5689 3 года назад
The mental image of Farquaad with a bucket on his head as though he were some sort of Skyrim shopkeeper is fantastic.
@carlweezer2979
@carlweezer2979 2 года назад
I love how if the camera is slow to focus on the object, he shoots the camera a death stare to make it focus.
@sidd0601
@sidd0601 3 года назад
Fred: You have such a great sense of fashion Me laying in bed in my pyjamas: I know, thanks
@deezn.3418
@deezn.3418 3 года назад
Good.
@TheKaunonster
@TheKaunonster 3 года назад
Yes.
@poetsatyr638
@poetsatyr638 3 года назад
I'm butt-naked. Whats my excuse?
@soly.x_1972
@soly.x_1972 3 года назад
@@poetsatyr638 BAHAHHAAHA
@Alu_kardd
@Alu_kardd 3 года назад
@@poetsatyr638 same
@zygoteofwomb7813
@zygoteofwomb7813 3 года назад
_”I wrote a blog post on why I hate asmr, because this is what is does, it appeals to like, the male fantasy”_ My fantasy: Lord Farquaad Barber Shop ASMR RP
@nutella2088
@nutella2088 3 года назад
Few got me going there for a seck
@ggleebers6831
@ggleebers6831 3 года назад
Woah is that Chise Hatori in your pfp???
@joaozinho4317
@joaozinho4317 3 года назад
Instagram @rodriguesbattistoni
@zerotwo6114
@zerotwo6114 3 года назад
Why yes sir Fred, this was the most delightful royal grooming that I have ever gotten. The new hair cut is so pleasing and I do think Fiona will like it. Sir Fred I invite you to my most important wedding next week And I hope that I do see you there.
@nice_john
@nice_john 3 года назад
Literally Lord Farquaad is in Fred's comments. That's high class!
@user-tw1pm6nr5e
@user-tw1pm6nr5e 3 года назад
???
@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo
@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo 3 года назад
You. Ain't. Farquaad.
@darkenvoid5804
@darkenvoid5804 3 года назад
@@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo before he was now he changed it was funny before but now oof
@aurelius9793
@aurelius9793 3 года назад
@@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo yes he is
@littledumbrainbow4948
@littledumbrainbow4948 3 года назад
It would have been brilliant if you started this video by pumping his chair up for two minutes straight 😂 I'm super short and always find it hilarious when it takes the hairdresser super long to get me high enough 😂❤️🌼
@CRAZYcourtJester
@CRAZYcourtJester 2 года назад
Same
@mikehalo6786
@mikehalo6786 2 года назад
I'm the opposite, they sit me all the way down and ask me to huntch over a bit lol
@maxumus1019
@maxumus1019 3 года назад
The Mjolnir amulet is nice regardless of thor references
@moguyep948
@moguyep948 3 года назад
Its sad that the first thing i thought of was the symbol that americans usurped from norse mythology to represent they neo-nazi or white supremacist bullshit
@purplepoet6147
@purplepoet6147 3 года назад
@@moguyep948 ...what?
@kodiak4777
@kodiak4777 3 года назад
@@purplepoet6147 In the recent attempted coup of the US capital, one of the guys who has been getting a lot of attention had several norse tattos including mjolnir, a valknut, and yggdrasil. And of course in typical american fashion. They are automatically racist symbols.
@guardsmengunner
@guardsmengunner 3 года назад
I find it funny how if Americans use the symbols, even if they themselves are not racist by any means, are automatically labeled racist for simply having said symbols on their person, or wearing said symbols.
@anxiousbullet4033
@anxiousbullet4033 3 года назад
This got dark really quick
@obi-wankenobi3308
@obi-wankenobi3308 3 года назад
This is nice to listen to while meditating on the high ground Edit: A whole story had happened in the comments and to be honest I did not expect the comment to get as many likes as its gotten
@generalgrievous6762
@generalgrievous6762 3 года назад
General Kenobi
@obi-wankenobi3308
@obi-wankenobi3308 3 года назад
@@generalgrievous6762 Hello there
@acequasar7927
@acequasar7927 3 года назад
Lel
@emperorpalpatine1223
@emperorpalpatine1223 3 года назад
@@generalgrievous6762 Do it
@theadvisor9782
@theadvisor9782 3 года назад
OK, this could be bad. I need to call reinforcements immediately! 'Calls reinforcements'
@lordfarquaad8267
@lordfarquaad8267 2 года назад
But is it really overly friendly? It just seems regular friendly to me.
@nicholasfairall405
@nicholasfairall405 15 дней назад
How's it going, my lord?
@Rxn7n
@Rxn7n Год назад
Marvelous service again my boy
@ZaccAttack06
@ZaccAttack06 3 года назад
Did anyone notice the multiple portraits of Fred on the back wall.
@mintfreightage7670
@mintfreightage7670 3 года назад
Yep. I would hang on who in my room.
@oridavi55
@oridavi55 3 года назад
Me
@vineet7328
@vineet7328 3 года назад
I'm the 69th like 🌝
@CapSuckin
@CapSuckin 3 года назад
Yes
@CapSuckin
@CapSuckin 3 года назад
@@mintfreightage7670 wut
@josemontesino1209
@josemontesino1209 3 года назад
Funny how everyone is saying he looks like Thor when literally no one notices he’s wearing Thor’s Norse hammer around his neck Ok People I get it it’s mjlonir I know what it’s name is I didn’t know people were gonna flame me 🥲
@kaceymaysummerley
@kaceymaysummerley 3 года назад
exactly 😂😂😂😂
@thickgus4289
@thickgus4289 3 года назад
I mean, I did...
@josemontesino1209
@josemontesino1209 3 года назад
@@thickgus4289 good at least someone else did too
@thickgus4289
@thickgus4289 3 года назад
@@josemontesino1209 Indeed.
@fatimaoubijjane326
@fatimaoubijjane326 3 года назад
First thing I noticed 😂😂
@DracorusDracius
@DracorusDracius 2 года назад
That unexpected zoom-in on the Lord Farquaad picture almost made me laugh. It REEEAALLY caught me off guard
@1lorroamm
@1lorroamm 3 года назад
The first video in the "friendly" series that was actually friendly
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif 3 года назад
Then the real Lord Faarquad walks in and Fred rips of the mask to find out its the usual riff raff that has disguised himself to feel how it is to be treated well by Fred
@potatowedges1051
@potatowedges1051 3 года назад
Their is one imposter among us
@homonovus2505
@homonovus2505 3 года назад
Then the usual riffraff would have to be like 1' 2" or some shit
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif
@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif 3 года назад
@@homonovus2505 yeah hes walking on his knees
@ciasharkvr3756
@ciasharkvr3756 3 года назад
I like how he road in on a carriage but they are using electronic razors
@novaz1721
@novaz1721 3 года назад
That’s how amazing Lord Farquaad is. They traveled to the future in order to give him only the most pristine of cuts.
@ciasharkvr3756
@ciasharkvr3756 3 года назад
@@novaz1721 Or their using m-magic
@homonovus2505
@homonovus2505 3 года назад
@@ciasharkvr3756 No, no. Lord Farquaad does not like magic, how dare you speak that heresy!
@udontneedtoknow3117
@udontneedtoknow3117 3 года назад
This world might just be smart enough to know to use the auto driving and anti crack transportation systems
@sircookie2239
@sircookie2239 3 года назад
I’ve finally found a fredsvoice video that makes me feel special
@hariz_aftab
@hariz_aftab 3 года назад
Fred, it’s been so long, Lord Farquaad needs a haircut again. When are you doing it?
@nutella2088
@nutella2088 3 года назад
Yo he dead he dont need a new one eny time soon
@angelcarmine587
@angelcarmine587 3 года назад
My theory is that the person that was told to get out at the beggining is the same person who protagonist of the other rude barber videos xD
@chameliag.8381
@chameliag.8381 3 года назад
Fred liked you. So your theory is absolutely correct👌🏻
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 3 года назад
That and they're a local of Dulock.
@yandel2153
@yandel2153 3 года назад
avengers: saving the world thor: doing asmr lmao
@Luke-uh7lq
@Luke-uh7lq 3 года назад
Asgard gets quite boring
@Luke-uh7lq
@Luke-uh7lq 3 года назад
SIKE I LIE, YOUR MOM'S A GUY
@Luke-uh7lq
@Luke-uh7lq 3 года назад
I have no idea what I just said
@ghostofonyx777
@ghostofonyx777 3 года назад
Saving the world from one yee yee ass haircut at a time.
@darkmoon_20199
@darkmoon_20199 3 года назад
I'm dead😂😂😂
@PikminandOatchi
@PikminandOatchi 3 года назад
Freds mother in law: "So what does he do for a living again?".
@gigiversieee
@gigiversieee Год назад
This dude is respecting me more than my family does 💀
@m0-m0597
@m0-m0597 Год назад
Good luck finding a healthy relationship
@lareine9014
@lareine9014 3 года назад
Wait a moment, did he just casually steal that necklace from the lord?
@autistic_dude
@autistic_dude 3 года назад
@RIF he's the short guy from Shrek the king
@H-TownGamer713
@H-TownGamer713 3 года назад
@RIF he is your king
@autistic_dude
@autistic_dude 3 года назад
@RIF its alright that's how everyone is lmfao
@jaytrevino3525
@jaytrevino3525 3 года назад
@RIF I
@jaytrevino3525
@jaytrevino3525 3 года назад
@RIF I
@Jack10158
@Jack10158 3 года назад
I love how he has to crouch down in order to look me eye to eye
@JBLKidd
@JBLKidd 3 года назад
Lowkey want to know how tall he is, I’m 6’5🥱
@Jack10158
@Jack10158 3 года назад
@@JBLKidd I'm 6'1
@daffyduck911
@daffyduck911 3 года назад
1m75
@vyesse5813
@vyesse5813 3 года назад
well lord farquaad is really small...
@vyesse5813
@vyesse5813 3 года назад
@RIF this makes sense. But you have to be careful because he's small and lanky so he's a very dangerous opponent. But as we all know giant people are portraited as stupid in this kind of stories so you got the advantage, he will not think highly of you so you can't take him out when his not expecting
@sohstp
@sohstp 3 года назад
Half of the comments on all Freds videos for the last 3 years: ThOr.
@daniellaromero5732
@daniellaromero5732 3 года назад
the tapping with water in the end right before the powder is insanely relaxing!!!!
@JayTee95
@JayTee95 3 года назад
Fred's Wife: "He's probably thinking about other women..." Fred: Edit: 1k likes? My first time getting that many, thanks.
@jasmineivy2770
@jasmineivy2770 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
@hiddih3835
@hiddih3835 3 года назад
Wtf😂😂
@andrewp.
@andrewp. 3 года назад
😅😂
@160ck8
@160ck8 3 года назад
lmao
@Jaketheaxman
@Jaketheaxman 3 года назад
Her: I knew he was bi
@Darkmage1293
@Darkmage1293 3 года назад
A noble such as Lord Farquaad would not dare have his hair or ears touched by anyone who has less than a million subs.
@percyjackson3311
@percyjackson3311 3 года назад
I guess he grew a lot over 2 weeks. Unlike Lord Farquaad. Thor already got over a million subs.
@Josh-eh9vv
@Josh-eh9vv 3 года назад
POV: Your Lord Farquadd's lice
@harshmalhotra5345
@harshmalhotra5345 2 года назад
Powder tapping asmr was the best thing I’ve seen from you. Keep it up. Love to see it in every single barber video of urs.
@Accursedwrldz
@Accursedwrldz 3 года назад
lets be honest, all those dislikes are the gingerbread man that Fred and Lord Farquaad ate...
@Uzourath
@Uzourath 3 года назад
Shrek reference?!?!
@valvewesman5801
@valvewesman5801 3 года назад
@@Uzourath no he’s referencing the sponge bob fortnite crossover
@malvin8233
@malvin8233 3 года назад
@@valvewesman5801 I love that book!
@Jacob.Kingsley
@Jacob.Kingsley 2 года назад
@@malvin8233 The book based of that one page of the bible
@davidenorbedo5555
@davidenorbedo5555 2 года назад
Ginger but switch the first and third characters
@PinchPigeon426
@PinchPigeon426 3 года назад
Anyone else amazed by the pictures that he has in the background?
@boltgamr1029
@boltgamr1029 3 года назад
Yes, and they so look good, but I'm like 90% sure it's greenscreen.
@JS-iu3ce
@JS-iu3ce 3 года назад
Greenscreen
@MarblesSC
@MarblesSC 3 года назад
It’s a green screen lol.
@basestationps9479
@basestationps9479 3 года назад
@Smith Noah it’s a picture of Lord Farquaad
@boltgamr1029
@boltgamr1029 3 года назад
@Smith Noah I just realised it is literally just a paper printout
@bigal7240
@bigal7240 2 года назад
I just realized the reason half of Fred’s head is cut off is due to the fact Lord Farquad is very short 🤯
@TheBigmammas
@TheBigmammas 3 года назад
7:50 his smile makes me giggle. It’s just so innocent looking
@MSDesignASMR
@MSDesignASMR 3 года назад
Lord Farquaad! Love Shrek and love Fred... perfect combination
@CollectiveVintage
@CollectiveVintage 3 года назад
Imagine the person at the register when he goes to buy things like a gold bucket and a whole ton of gold scissors and bottles
@alexandra2014
@alexandra2014 3 года назад
I'd say he probably gets regular stuff and gold spray paint..... what we should ask for is Fred doing his setup of his props. Like he's the studio prop designer setting up for us the actor...... hmmmm. Please excuse me as I copy paste that as a new comment xD
@carlosguzman4609
@carlosguzman4609 3 года назад
Your pfp very wrong
@lightshdow
@lightshdow 3 года назад
@@carlosguzman4609 wow nobody asked
@lilbigmac1349
@lilbigmac1349 3 года назад
Sheeeesh
@gobbob5073
@gobbob5073 3 года назад
Lol some drama on an equipment question how do you do it people 😂
@mentalyconfused911
@mentalyconfused911 3 года назад
Everything after 29:47 is all my favorite things. I love that spray and face tapping/hand sounds I wish it was so much longer
@Mtthw.
@Mtthw. 3 года назад
Genuinely watched this video like upwards of 15 times now I love it
@lachazaroony
@lachazaroony 3 года назад
"No one is quite as high as you." How did he know?!?!?! Now i`m paranoid.
@arianaazel873
@arianaazel873 3 года назад
In Persian we don't call this Overly Friendly, we call this "Khayemali" which means "rubbing balls"
@GgTTV828
@GgTTV828 3 года назад
Quite the friendly terminology.
@JayTee95
@JayTee95 3 года назад
Best translation I have ever heard!
@Brianna58321
@Brianna58321 3 года назад
made me chuckle quite a bit
@fanaticdrunkard
@fanaticdrunkard 3 года назад
I'm going to use this for the translation but not from the original meaning.
@mintfreightage7670
@mintfreightage7670 3 года назад
What did we learn today kids...
@jaredkleinhans5341
@jaredkleinhans5341 Год назад
All hail the one and only Farquaad!👑🤴
@bobgordongames9092
@bobgordongames9092 3 года назад
I need definitely more of this whole Shrek asmr !! Btw May the holy algorithm send its beam of attention on your Channel!
@hendrickokoala2617
@hendrickokoala2617 3 года назад
I WAS HOPING SO MUCH FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, I'M SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@zeroguy3465
@zeroguy3465 3 года назад
Plot twist. The "riff raff" is actually the king from far far away trying to sneak out to get a relaxing haircut from a barbershop recommended to him by the ugly step sister
@gounthers
@gounthers 3 года назад
Chill with your fanfiction
@justalexis3274
@justalexis3274 3 года назад
Lolly Pop
@brandonhughes5554
@brandonhughes5554 3 года назад
Alladin with extra steps
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 3 года назад
That I could understand. I mean it could be before the marriage of him and Lillian. That would make Farquaad roughly 20 here at latest. I like to imagine that he took over young and with the "riff raff" being Harold this would be the case. If not, it could've been him in a disguise or a local just before Shrek 1.
@thesystem7519
@thesystem7519 3 года назад
I like this. Very calming and relaxing Fred. Well done ! Cheers.
@HulkTheSurgeon
@HulkTheSurgeon 3 года назад
FredsVoice one of the few that can give me spine tingles these days, what a legend ASMRist.
@10kwhip
@10kwhip 3 года назад
fred calling me lord farquaad is the biggest compliment ive ever gotten...
@fableshearth2457
@fableshearth2457 3 года назад
It's the biggest compliment one can get
@PradaWorks
@PradaWorks 2 года назад
‼️
@BeethHoeVen
@BeethHoeVen 3 года назад
Alternate name for the video : Watch Fred be a simp for Lord Farquad for the next 30 minutes.
@dreifacherehrenlord
@dreifacherehrenlord 3 года назад
lmao
@Thasabird
@Thasabird 3 года назад
Lmfao
@Titan-fk2fi
@Titan-fk2fi 3 года назад
Indeed
@setowolftsune8206
@setowolftsune8206 3 года назад
Lord Farquad gettin pampered, damn makes me wanna take his crown
@pilotpup7569
@pilotpup7569 3 года назад
is nobody gonna notice that the background music is the soundtrack from “Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy”?!?!
@akivalader7271
@akivalader7271 3 года назад
What is that
@deezn.3418
@deezn.3418 3 года назад
A game of *Pain*
@dr.soulja2123
@dr.soulja2123 3 года назад
@@akivalader7271 yeah it’s just absolute pain and suffering in the form of a game, nothing more
@TheKimiko16
@TheKimiko16 3 года назад
*angry Markiplier noises*
@dr.soulja2123
@dr.soulja2123 3 года назад
@@TheKimiko16 Oh yeah that one episode when he fell all the way from the orange
@JGASMR
@JGASMR 3 года назад
Hi brother~ I really like your haircut rp, Thor video . congratulations on a million🙋‍♂️🙇‍♂️
@cmoney1787
@cmoney1787 3 года назад
Brother???
@IqmalAziz
@IqmalAziz 3 года назад
@@cmoney1787 asmr brotherhood
@jameskeli61
@jameskeli61 3 года назад
@@cmoney1787 so we have our Loki
@LilZac0709
@LilZac0709 2 года назад
@@jameskeli61 💀
@johnnyk8445
@johnnyk8445 2 года назад
@@jameskeli61 yes just wait till we reach peak throg lord with alligator Loki and throg
@edwardhall7673
@edwardhall7673 3 года назад
“No, now bugger off” Exactly how I’m going to answer the phone now
@dexminton753
@dexminton753 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@kaceymaysummerley
@kaceymaysummerley 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@CeppyWeaves
@CeppyWeaves 3 года назад
I love that all the pictures are of him in the background
@GaminGabe9000
@GaminGabe9000 2 года назад
RU-vid has a sense of cruel humor, I got an ad where people are screaming... wtf youtube 😑
@matth6031
@matth6031 3 года назад
Bro this is probably one of the best asmr on the internet possible..
@vsquipar
@vsquipar 3 года назад
Thank you Mr FBI
@Randomdude1979
@Randomdude1979 3 года назад
Probably but, not until he does a shrek asmr
@escapedarkness7548
@escapedarkness7548 3 года назад
You would know
@luca.alonso
@luca.alonso 3 года назад
I nearly spat out my tea when he said “have you grown a bit” 😂😂😂 6:00
@Roronora-Zoro
@Roronora-Zoro 3 года назад
The trees are speaking Ewokonees
@nice_john
@nice_john 3 года назад
I almost spilled my coffee on my new laptop XD.
@mrcheese1659
@mrcheese1659 3 года назад
@@Roronora-Zoro what is a ewack
@Roronora-Zoro
@Roronora-Zoro 3 года назад
@@mrcheese1659 yes
@madbird6338
@madbird6338 3 года назад
@@mrcheese1659 oh my young Padawan the history of Endor awaits you.
@peppermint2133
@peppermint2133 2 года назад
The dedication and the absolute quality is astounding, take my money my god dude
@DennisD1221
@DennisD1221 Год назад
Awsome! I love your videos. And the Faaqad part makes it even better.
@highcat9797
@highcat9797 3 года назад
No one is quite as high as you Me smoking weed: Hehe.
@kaceymaysummerley
@kaceymaysummerley 3 года назад
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
@capuchinochino8229
@capuchinochino8229 3 года назад
I let the voice of love take me *higher*
@guataleepo24
@guataleepo24 3 года назад
Snoop dog be like
@grap3ap37
@grap3ap37 3 года назад
Yezzir
@Noise_Meister_Records
@Noise_Meister_Records 3 года назад
I thought I was the only one who smoked before listening to asmr , Glad that people are getting medicated.
@gamingwithjustin6649
@gamingwithjustin6649 3 года назад
Lmao Fred: “your wealthy so you can share” Me: “LMAO he a gold digger”
@callmecastro538
@callmecastro538 3 года назад
True true but me when I remember this is HIS: “HES RICH”
@bbautiquiroga_
@bbautiquiroga_ Год назад
one of my favorite asmr
@macewindu2592
@macewindu2592 2 года назад
1:08 He says ‘okay’ with such class
@kobespilott
@kobespilott 2 года назад
lumbago😨
@Firebird-km2bu
@Firebird-km2bu 3 года назад
The people who disliked this are the forest creatures *edit* I didn't actually realise I got this many likes until now lmao thank you
@jeefdax489
@jeefdax489 3 года назад
there are 12 imposter among us right now
@bpalmaffy
@bpalmaffy 3 года назад
69th like
@vsquipar
@vsquipar 3 года назад
Who may live in swamps
@Kermit11222
@Kermit11222 3 года назад
34 impostors
@katioyt313
@katioyt313 3 года назад
158
@rustypebbles
@rustypebbles 3 года назад
I love how we see ourselves get kicked out from another perspective
@zzandril
@zzandril 3 года назад
"Lord Farquaad" *Captions:* NoRTH fArgO
@anitatriptoo5548
@anitatriptoo5548 3 года назад
This was one of the best ASMR experiences I've ever had.
@deadheaddave9657
@deadheaddave9657 3 года назад
"nobody is higher than you" -fred 2021
@escapedarkness7548
@escapedarkness7548 3 года назад
Travis Scott: Wait thats illegal
@popz_rock
@popz_rock 3 года назад
Snoop dog to you:are you challenging me?
@ungiebgum9443
@ungiebgum9443 3 года назад
“Ooohh baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for” -some genius waiting for the Lord Farquad treatment
@the_poi
@the_poi 2 года назад
I love how each time you take your caracter with serious during all the video, it's so immersive
@martinplachky9372
@martinplachky9372 Год назад
the sound of those needles is the most soothing thanks you ☺😌🤤
@bassingbasics6621
@bassingbasics6621 3 года назад
I really need a haircut but my local shops too busy, hello Fred. Fred- “HELLO THERE”
@dreifacherehrenlord
@dreifacherehrenlord 3 года назад
in germany where i live every barbershop /friseur has closed in the moment so rasta is the best hairstyle you can do
@ZachKateAda
@ZachKateAda 3 года назад
Just a simple man making his way in the asmr galaxy
@generalgrievous6762
@generalgrievous6762 3 года назад
This is the way
@uwumondnachteasmrslowed7534
@uwumondnachteasmrslowed7534 3 года назад
* He bows sweetly in hospitality * Me: I agree🌚
@sreethetree9142
@sreethetree9142 3 года назад
Alternate title: Barber simps for Lord Farquaad
@bekahrogers4568
@bekahrogers4568 3 года назад
Why does this kind of remind me of Lucious Malfoy whenever he talks to Voldemort🤣 “My Lord?”
@seanodonnell6650
@seanodonnell6650 3 года назад
Fred could do a good Lucious!
@bekahrogers4568
@bekahrogers4568 3 года назад
I believe so as well!
@lewascan2676
@lewascan2676 3 года назад
@@bekahrogers4568 As it so happens, he actually HAS done a Lucius Malfoy video! A quick search will find it. :)
@bekahrogers4568
@bekahrogers4568 3 года назад
@@lewascan2676 Oh really? Thanks for telling me!
@JACK-uh7th
@JACK-uh7th 3 года назад
6:05 when you meet relatives you haven’t seen in months
@idoanimevoices7552
@idoanimevoices7552 3 года назад
LMAOOOOO
@TheAudioCGMan
@TheAudioCGMan 3 года назад
also recommended as a pickup line
@jimmylee1585
@jimmylee1585 3 года назад
That "getting over it" sound track tho.
@deadheaddave9657
@deadheaddave9657 3 года назад
I've been trying to figure out what it was
@ramonski3333
@ramonski3333 3 года назад
At 19:10 i closed my eyes and I could literally smell the gingerbread. You're amazing
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