oversharing on bumble until I find a husband 

PRESAVE MY DEBUT EP "DELUSIONAL" ! NOW!!!!!! ffm.to/devlemonsdelusional

I really feel like dev is a kindergarten teacher and we're her kindergartners and she's making silly goofy noises to make us giggle. and it's working

Okay but the guy sending an audio clip of thudding noises and saying "that's me doing the dance" is peak male comedy. We don't get any better than that. :D

Date Idea: You. Me. A garbage bag full of fried shrimp. We take turns throwing hot, greasy shrimp at cars until the police come to arrest us but guess what, they love crunchy shrimp so we’re off the hook. Then we go to behind the Wendy’s and heave rocks at the dumpster to see who can make the loudest clang and whoever loses has to live in the dumpster for 3 months, sorry I don’t make the rules. Those are already the rules for Rock Dumpster, everyone’s favorite dumpster party game

Dev feels so chaotic and thats exactly why shes my comfort youtuber

you’re inspiring me to go into my strange girl era

Date idea: you. Me. A pool full of roses and tapeworm. We dive in, Swimming in a sea of flowers and disease. Eggs rain from the thundering cloudy skies. Goose eggs. They shatter on us. Unborn gosling fetuses pile up around us. The mother goose, leagues tall, miles wide, reveals itself in the night. We look up in terror, the gosling fetuses piling higher and higher around us. The monster edges closer, taking its time to devour us. The gargantuan goose shook the earth with each step. We're frozen from the immense fear. We are distraught, imagining our soon to be fate. Finally, the mother goose is upon us. Has it been hours, days, months, years? How long has this sick creature been pursuing us? How long has it been thirsting for our corroding flesh? We know these are our last few moments. In front of this colossal mother goose, gosling fetuses have been growing around us. Creating walls around us. We cannot escape, we cannot get out. The roses and tapeworm are no longer visible. Only the unborn bodies of geese, creating a coffin of sorts, for our soon death. Finally the monsters massive beak lowers upon us. Closer and closer. The breath of this titan is like wind on our faces. It's rotten, like the smell of the goslings. The beak opens and we are thrust into the dark jaws of the behemoth. This is our departure from life. When we are decomposing in the gut of this monstrosity, it will move on with a new date. A new pool. New roses and new tapeworm. New eggs falling from a new dark thundering sky. And new victims. We are now a memory. And memories fade. As our physical bodies are rotting in the belly of the beast our spirits will experience a more agonizing and cruel death than simply beaing eaten alive. They will be picked apart and painfully deconstructed over the course of millennium. Worlds will end and new worlds will be born. And our souls will see it all, barely being able to comprehend a thing they are seeing because the pain overshadows our sight Like if you agree

I need like a 2 hr long comp of these theyre too good

I really wanna see dev do the be normal challenge

Dev may have discovered a worthy suitor or two

dev is like if loud = funny was true

THE PHOEBE BRIDGERS

I would like more of these Dev please make more (only if you want to) I like the way the messages are read with such a goofy silly sploinky mischievous emotion, pitch, and emphasis and I like the general topic of goofing off on a dating app I tried finding more on Twitch but I think VODS aren’t re-uploaded on the Twitch channel (sad) So yes I would appreciate more of this content on either Twitch or RU-vid but you don’t have to if you’re busy, don’t have the energy and mental capacity or just don’t feel like it (or any other reason), it’s just a request

PUT CHRIS JAMES ON YOUR NEXT SONG

DEVON I NEED YOUR EP TO COME OUT NOW I NEED TO HEAR THE FULL SONG FROM THAT SNIPPET AT THE END I CANT WAIT UNTIL THE 26TH HURRYUPHURRYUPHURRYUP I NEED IT NOWWWW

this video shows what it feels like to presave a dev song

Dev is a treasure

spotify played your new stuff for me and i was impressed. now i find this and im even more impressed. im kind of a big deal so........

I thought the new Queef Jerky EP was the only music I needed but maybe I need some new Dev Lemons too

this is my favorite video on youtube hands down

MOM SAID WE COULDNT HAVE A SLEEPOVER NOOOONONONONOOOO

I havent laughed so hard within 3 minutes of a video 😂😂

this is what i did on tinder and bumble for 3 years and i still have nothing to show for it

I still don't know what a choke slam is and am at this point too afraid to ask

Dev limes da 🐐 no 🧢

Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head Don’t put thoughts in head

12 hours? What is this, a wedding?

I don't miss the lolrandom era

I will literally buy you a mic because the content is too good to have bad audio😂

Im glad chris james was the one

Don't have that much patience. UNSUBSCRIBED

release the sped up version like the snippet at the end!!! excited for ur ep :)))

Devon if you can keep this ridiculousness up well into your 50s you win. I mean snoop dogg is still gangster @64 maybe?

EXCITED FOR THE EP!!!!!!!!!

im so scared rn

Actually really cute that Matt had a JPEGMAFiA quote in there 4:57

BADGER POTION!!!!

shoutout chris james

i knew someone in high school who was 6'7 he couldn't hear me a lot of the time

IM SO FUCJIBG EXCITED FOR YOoUR ALBUM WRAAAAAAAAAg

i did not consent to be in this video

you should do an experimental one where you give a shit

this chaotic energy is giving me life

EP TOOK TOO LONG TO COME OUT, i SHIT MYSELF!!!!

omg jumpscare Louis goes to my college

I'm Soo broke but desperately need some Dev 🍋 murch ASAP

seriously if you really want a husband just start reading comments 😂😂😂

shipping chris james & Dev

God bless Gen Z

Dev Lemon

I don't think there will be more episodes, but I still wanna share a pickup line/date idea for fun. So here's mine: This is your ticket to Bonerville. I'll take the tape and go see a movie. Bugs come out and eat all the popcorn. If it rains, we will go to McDonald's. I understand big boy. You eat happy food. I can only eat happy food. If you are allergic, do not eat bugs. Please reply within 24 hours.

was aaron eating a urinal cake?

all i can think about is these dudes hella desperate tryna play along like idk wtf is going on but i guess im with it

MY NAME IS CHRIS JAMESZZZZ….. MY NAME IS LEBRON JAMESZZZ

Thanks to this series I messaged like ten guys on bumble "Do you want to give me carreer advice" and this dude Brandon gave me some extremely vague but very well meaning advice that did somehow help so thanks

I can't wait for day 200 when Dev finally streams her eventual dates with these fine young men :)

I loved every unhinged minute of this video.

The boy who sang Emotional Sickness ❤

these videos have inspired me to take the batshit crazy approach to online dating, will report back I am currently rizzing a man up by planning to out pizza the hut with him

That's amazing that you were able to get a sponsor for this video, go you! Also amazing that your EP was the sponsor of a video

I’m not gonna be able to do anything else until this video premiers. I guess i’ll just have no choice but to waste away in front of my computer for the next few hours. Look at what you’ve done to me.

I love dev cause she’s funny and hot

I am not single, but my GF told me once if I needed to use dating apps for jokes I could. I would never ever want to do that... Until now... to make sweet sweet comedy with dev

You should make a song without hearing it and only use sounds people send you on dating sites.

I go to emerson and a survey asked who my favorite emerson alumn was. i said u

Don't worry, Day 141 might just be your lucky day

Only 24 hours to respond? Jeez that app isn't kind to people who are busy on certain days

You are fucking insane and I love it

i love how many ppl go along with it

this is it i think this is it i don't think there's anything better you can't get better with this one because this is it

I put these videos on to get through a break up and work and honestly… works wonders

i wonder if the content i watch is representative of myself in any way

HOWDY

6:39 Not him playing third eye blind 😂😂

I want your skull

i need dev limes merch with screenshots of these messages asap

i could not stop laughing holy shit

OMG HE SAID VOICE MEMOS IS THAT A QUADECA REFERENCE?

i don’t think any1 will ever understand how hard i laughed @ this video

LOve the chunes keep up the grest work my friend. the search continues......... ......

LOVE THE MAN WHO DID A PHOEBE COVER RQ

i love this woman

the first guy is such a green flag actually so far

guys who is megan?????

cant wait

Dev look for love in Alaska

MY NAME IS CHRIS JAMES!!!

Devone Lemone = Numero One

wait is the song chris james about THIS chris james?? iconic

2:37 It's Stanz!

immmm so boreeedddddddd, oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, date idea?

chris jaaaaammesss

helpppp i have seen the man at 10:34mins HAHAHA

6:11 so sorry dev I’m right here I was busy watching the video

12:51

I heard chris james remix hitting #1 on billboard?

gaslight themmmmm YEEEESSSSSSSS

ok brett i may not agree with you politically but this video made me smile :)

please i need more of this series

my favorite part of the song was when she said “ooooooooo”