Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #12 

These videos are fair denkim wholesome!

You're hitting the sweet spot with your videos lately brother keep it up

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Your contents never disappointed :D

That chook is so adorable and fat ❤️❤️❤️

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Ha! I see what you did there....

@@janedoe-hq9vn Well, it was Stephen Spielbird or Steven Seagull. I don't know any Steven Spielbird.

Steven Speedbird

Steven Stealbird

So how does one move a mattress singlehandedly?... mattresses used to come with handles on the sides back in the day here in Canada.

@@greensmoothie3456 simple. Beast mode it. Big johno shows you how it's done

@@I-am-stevo Guess it's better not to be a mover if you can't execute beast mode then.

@@greensmoothie3456 Thing is, they were always on the long sides. I've lived in three countries and moved a lot while in them. The handles would really help more if they were at the top and bottom sides. The kid could have dragged the damn thing, although maybe Beast Mode is required for that company? Frank Loyd Wright said that form follows function, so whatever it takes, right?!

It was funny how he even started going backward at one point, if he hadn't gotten help, the mattress would eventually have ended up back in the bed

All the young fellas we get to labour are mostly useless, normally very polite, but have not done anything that isn't playing fortnight. You can tell as they have no intuition to solve problems. That kid with the mattress simply needed to drag it.

@@kingcosworth2643 so true. Old mate did him a solid leaving him to working it out on his own

@@kingcosworth2643 i'm quite young and was absolutely annoyed with this as well, can't figure out why he feels the need to carry it instead of just dragging it along lol

I used to work at Parry's and delivered more mattresses than I wish I did.. Takes some time to learn how to pick one up and not lose you're sht... Mind you, they were covered in plastic at the time, so a lot easier to grab onto. but haha yeah, this poor bloke was waging a losing war with that thing hahah

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It even filmed the ground and made it thrilling.

Than*

@@AlgorithmDisruptor *ten

So human like. That was hilarious. Oh and the dog and chicken 😆🤣 😂

She even did the "OK I'm leaving. Bye." then never leave thing 😂

I didn't feel bad for it even after that... ☠️😅 But it was funny AH... 😂😂

Mine too!

I like the part at the fence where the Australians jump over it and the Australian government has a manhunt for people that just escaped their concentration camp, even though they tested negative for the China virus, they were in a concentration camp and we all know you're not allowed to leave them.

@@camilela7535 piss off... christ almighty....

@@owdeezstrauz1268 Yes, I too want to subscribe to your newsletter. Can you send me a link to your subscription service, mr troll bot?

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Online vs offline.

@@tanith117 lol....yes!

I couldn't really see the "joy on their faces" but I do think they were very happy in that moment

@@RealAyzeNZ ...What?..you couldn't see the chickens teeth grinning ear to ear?

@@rjenkins4325 😂😂😂 something is wrong with that guy, I could see the chicken laughing so much its face turned red.

chicken was chasing the dog homie

Chickens don't have faces... oO

I cut holes in the mattress (I am throwing away) so I can hold it better. Wear gloves, some mattress have metal springs.

In the current days they do too, if you don't buy a cheap ass mattress.

ozzy mans personsification via narration makes ordinary cute into comedy gold

that little jump as the chicken gets surprised by the dog...

Dude... Do NOT apologize for that!

They looked like they were having a blast.

@@StanHowse Are you sure? To me the dog was the only one having fun. Chickens are aggresive sicko animals.

😂😂😂 typical Jake Paul fans

Patiently waiting for that bird to create his own youtube channel. I loved it.

Yeah. So nice to be able to say the word "awesome" and really mean filled with awe. I'd like to invite Steve Speilbird to come fly over the rooftops of my neighbourhood in Montmartre.

The inequality in roofing standards was unbelievably high too

Cheaper than a drone, but with slightly less control.

Yeah, the "flying fuck" line. I see what you did there.

You could do that on your own. Download it, clip it, then upload it. Just be sure to credit Ozzy Man.

*cough psycho *cough

@@RealAyzeNZ koalas are bastards they deserve it

@Penny Lane: ME! :D @@RealAyzeNZ He's fluffy as fuck, and will bounce like a perfectly happy chlamydia-ball ;)

Guilty 🙋

Ummmm....yes! 😁

I ended up in the ER with a pulled shoulder muscle the last time I flipped my mattress by myself. Lol It sucked. I was happy nobody was here to see it, but if someone else was here, I'd have asked them to help me & probably wouldn't have ended up needing a steroid shot & a week's worth of pain killers. 😂

Why didn't he just flip it over and over to the truck ? So frustrating.

this is why he's moving shit from one place to another for a living

Especially a quite small mattress

must have felt rotten Defeated by a basic cheap ass mattress with his muscles like knots in Cotton big John was spot on in leaving him to figure it out for himself, and I think you will find it was a matter of being cruel to be kind hopefully he'll bounce back, on the right track , so in the future he won't get bullied by A cantankerous dickhead trampoline

I’ll give you a 5th also

Ah. An Ahmed (Arabic name) having sexual fantasies. Who knew? And a guy named Dream, day-dreaming about shagging a mom. And you 2 seemed to have liked each other's comments too lol Creeps. 👀

@@ImALefty08 it wasn’t that serious mate relax lol

@Dimmy Ahmed are you offering to wring out one of your many tissues?

I mean, sometimes we really just want to be left alone. Yall never seem to understand or just don't care.

Yes the heavy ones with springs like that one has some weeeeird physics going on 😝

That is absolutely true. But then, all the times he flipped it up from the ground again, he would have already made it there, if he had simply flipped it over, let it fall and go again.

@@actionmarco8556 Or, he coulda just grabbed a corner and drug it to the tuck.. E-Z.

Exactly

Lol not near that difficult. Hit the gym

That was better than any drone footage. Which gives me a great idea. You know how old times they used birds to send letters. Well why not strap a camera on one and train it to go circulate places to video.

Felt really mystical.

Fun that one, not for the phones owner but would have to see funny side if he gets it back

Or a man in the age of commercial jet packs!

@@SusanKay- red winged blackbirds are fierce around nests in the spring

So true. A very much needed thing when you feel like you're on deaths door. They say laughter is the best cure... It absolutely is.

👍👍

Great analogy! Fence brings out the keyboard warrior in all of us. Ya dickhead!! Kidding…cheers mate 🍻

🤣🤣🤣

Facts

Um..... Joeys are baby kangaroos and wallabies, mean that's not important here but I just had to point that out

As if they would have any other accent? 😆😉

Pink Floyd was right all along - Tear down the Wall!

Open carry also means we have to behave ourselves. As it should be.

@@orange_cat Yeah, well adjusted humans need the constant threat of death to mind their manners and be polite.

@@orange_cat some of us are not savages who need constant threats to remind us not to agress against others with no reason.

@@kissit012 but not all of us.

Literally every keyboard warrior ever.👌

It’s like going three rounds with a sumo wrestler. The only thing more difficult than dealing with a regular mattress is trying to wrangle a futon up a narrow flight of stairs.

@@albertbatfinder5240 I felt for him, after Superman came out.... Never moved a futon tbh, Seems nasty though... albeit not as nasty as Matties are 😉🤣

@@oddpoppetesq.3467 Futons are heavier, with dense packed cotton in a slick and shiny cover. Think of sandbags the size of a bed, but encased silk, not hessian. The don’t have the decency to retain their shape like a mattress, so you can’t lean them anywhere without them contorting and collapsing. They’re a non-Newtonian state of matter, sometimes solid, sometimes fluid, but always 13 times as dense as their constituent parts. Be thankful you never dealt with them. I’d rather fight grizzly bears.

The bastard's are the natural enemy of man!

Some 20 years ago mattresses all had handles, two per side, making the job simpler.

*Remind

This comment needs more likes. I had to Google "fair dinkum" just to find out what it meant. Such a cute phrase. 😊

@@DetectiveHeatherHolmes it’s pretty cringe that they adopt it to their speech just to comment on this one channel.

Pretty sure it was a parrot from the coloured feathers and the shadow it cast on the ground

Takes some time to get it, but once you do, you can fling them up over and it's no problem. Now making the bases, having to grab king sized wooden frames from a stack, that ruins your back completely... oO

@@lonewretch Gets worse when stairs are involved

My foam mattress topper has a mind of its own!!!

Oh you must be in America or something.... Cos it's Monday NIGHT in Aus

@@RealAyzeNZ yea, American here. it was 6:30AM when I watched it.

@@camilela7535 no, Camille.

*out did

I swear I see you in most of my comment sections, your always on point.

25% of its beak capacity

@Travisboyd he's got gamer wrist...heaviest thing he's picked up till that mattress Is a play station pad !

They're the natural enemy of man!

ME2

Yeah 😂I'm guessing the security software forces you to name each camera though

It's easier to name them so that you can select the recording from a list. I installed a camera setup for my mom that had 14 cameras in it. You had to name them or else you'd never find anything later.

And it's a 2018 video. Way too old for a 2021 comp

@@lemedico so you like your clips young, eh?

@Bri Ba I was thinking that too. Like these people have THE cleanest driveway, known to man, but leave an old mattress on the porch? Some people don't deserve such a perfect driveway.

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