Ozzy Man Reviews: Military Fails #2 

Looks like a ripper!

Ethan the Actor!!

I swear I saw my aunt Stacy when you showed the lady's in camo.

So... question... how do the emus reload? With their feet maybe?

@@OldSaltyBear the same way humans do. With their beak.

Clearly he hasn't seen that episode of Legends of Tomorrow where Ghengis Khan takes over China using electric scooters.

As Ozzy Man says "It's a bit true". Just like flat earth, moon landings and Finland and stuff

It can still do some heavy damage though. Check out ballistic high-speed RPG incident for an example of this.

Well this sure brought back memories. I was in the military and in one training dudes double loaded mortars. Guys in the proximity were blown to bits and a lot of people were injured. It actually rained blood for a while. Jesus.

Those are practice 120 rounds and they do have a small blast radius to them.

So what you're saying is next year I should paint all the standard munitions blue for April Fools.

@@darrylstark9259 Precisely.

Definitely worth a few minutes silence.

Only problem is, if the military travels there, we ALL travel there with them 😂

@@SalemArc… If they were to take us somewhere tropical… I’d be good to go 🤙😎🌅

@@gerardroll6468 maybe tropical... with some thunder? 🤔

@@SalemArc … I loved the movie but as for “thunder” (in terms of weather), I could handle that without any issues. Basically, anywhere warm would be ideal for me as I’m not a fan of the cold weather ❌🥶🥶🥶❌

Imagine Russia watching.We are truly have only one destination.

Have you seen Karen at Useless Farm yet? Nightmare fuel

Looking at the state of the world, I, for one, welcome our new Emu overlords and look forward to working alongside them to forge a new society.

The world? Nah yeah nah. Oz? Already there, m8

We're safe until they learn to sail a ship or fly a plane, when they do We're all screwed.

What if they already have?!?!

I thought a Maß was just over a liter, a Pint is slightly less than a Halbe. But yeah, the Leopard 2 can be driven without spilling it! In fairness, the flute in this video has a higher center of gravity.

@@owensomers8572 yes, that's right, one Maß is a liter. The Google Translate gave me a pint, which at least comes from the shape of the glass if not the volume. is there an English word for Maß? I go to the village festival at 11 and get my first Maß. Warm greetings from Germany!

…und dat ganze „offroad“😊

@@Daniel-kz5iq In the English beer drinking world pint (16 ounce) and half pint (8 ounce) measures are most standard (keep in mind that US standard ounces are slightly smaller than British Imperial ounces). I know some areas have "Tankards", but that refers as much to the style of vessel, rather than a size, but the large ones are usually 20 ounces. The largest standard measure I am aware of is a "Yard of Ale", which Google tells me was originally defined in Scotland as holding 2.4 pints (just over 38 ounces).

Don't mention the war!! 😁😬

I just watched it before this. :) Edit: Not the film promoted in the video. Other emu war videos on yt.

Watch it for the diggers who died trying to save central Australia for the rest of us, but unfortunately suffered a defeat that reshaped our nation, and cemented central Australia as Bird Country. Lest We Forget 🇦🇺

Same, it's all fun and games until your leading a convoy bringing canteen to some fob in butt f nowhere and drive through an ambush. Bullets ricochet, rpgs fly, meanwhile your screaming at the wind screen "ALL THIS SO SOME A HOLE CAPT. CAN HAVE HIS RED BULL AND SNICKERS!!"

To be fair that was a young college girl in ROTC. Probably her very first experience doing anything of that sort. On the other hand, this is why we have historically kept them out of combat roles.

@@cvn6555 I feel like there might've been other factors at play besides a greater tendancy toward being acrophobic. Might have something to do with women only getting the right to vote around the early 1900s, maybe that hints at a general historical attitude toward women's rights which might've affected what they were and were not allowed to do. Just a hunch though.

@@cvn6555 There's nothing that you can say that the all female SWAT team on the assault course didn't say better 🤣

The amount of times I said "why are we wasting x hours on shit were never going to do" was the most scarring part of my military life

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Good one!

Nice try

Thanks!... for Withdrawing in such Professional Fashion.

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😂😂😂

In that case he's fortunate she wasn't seriously injured since he'd be liable.

​@wizardsuth dont think there's a lot of suing in the military

Ohhh...I thought that pressure was a bit much for just cleaning vehicles! 😅

Another thing they _aren't supposed to do_ is land a body length from the mortar crew...

How are the 50m measured? Is it a time delay? GPS would be wayyy too costly and imprecise for such a round, right? I suppose one could have a small windmilling fanblade or something to arm the fuse? That would seem safer than a timer (for cases where it barely clears the barrel and just flops to the ground)

Well, what something is supposed to do and what it actually does is two different things. It was only 5 or so years ago, a mortar exploded coming out of the tube. I believe it killed 3 soldiers. I know it killed the one female soldier as an Army photographer caught the moment the motor blew up and the female soldier started flying through the air on camera. A wise man once said, "Anything built by man is built to fail."

Escapement

@@MrNicoJac Artillery shells don't arm until after the sudden acceleration of being fired, and detonation is usually triggered by a timer, proximity RADAR, or an impact. While a few are GPS guided they are very expensive, so they are only used when precise targeting is required.

these military vehicles don't have parking brake or they didn't bother?...

We've all had those moments 😂

I see you are familiar with Useless Farm...

Between them, all the horribly poisonous insects and the dreaded drop bears I think I'll never visit Oz.

We once had a great military also... Until it went woke lol.

😂😂😂

Where the military fails is allowing normal people buy military weapons. See Columbine, Sandy Hook etc.

I suffer severe pain/disability. Ozzy Man helps me too. This was the first time I've laughed in months! 😂 It was the upside down abseiling canteen person!

Thinking the same

Close Bad Taste is New Zealand movie

It's even funnier when you consider the history of terrain issues and military excursions

They've already started using golf carts and motorbikes. So scooters are just around the corner.

I loved Black Sheep, but I've never heard of Bad Taste. I'll have to check that one out! (And I'm definitely buying The Emu War.)

"Yeah, it's definitely in park." - Guy who forgot to check it was in park before they started the recovery.

Failed to put blocks under the wheels that were making contact with the ground, and a second anchor vehicle attached to the one being recovered would of also been smart. But it's the US were looking at here, the dopiest of the lot.