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@nellynoodles2784
@nellynoodles2784 3 года назад
Hell of a way to resolve a hostage situation... Just eliminate everyone in the bus...
@CasualPlyr
@CasualPlyr 3 года назад
lol
@claudewinters2091
@claudewinters2091 3 года назад
If you blew up the hostages, then there are no hostages.... Problem solved.... I guess.
@robashley8216
@robashley8216 3 года назад
Spetsnaz tactics 101, No Witness!
@MyKillerson
@MyKillerson 3 года назад
There can't be a hostage situation if there's no hostages.
@sergio4266
@sergio4266 3 года назад
They learned the wrong lesson from Speed "well, if shoot the hostage works, what about blowing them up?"
@ED-yy4te
@ED-yy4te 3 года назад
The army needs to make a tank made up of that Persian pottery.
@Timeren2010
@Timeren2010 2 года назад
Ceramic armor is a thing, used on both vehicles and personnel.
@doctorbohr1585
@doctorbohr1585 Год назад
@@Timeren2010 and Nokia's.
@dan-nutu
@dan-nutu 10 месяцев назад
@@doctorbohr1585 And the crew should all be camera men
@angoankhachai9333
@angoankhachai9333 Год назад
That stick explosive thingy seems like a REALLY good way of rapidly making a hostage situation not a hostage situation anymore
@4faxache935
@4faxache935 11 месяцев назад
And killing everyone including the hostages. Lol.
@Lindrios
@Lindrios 11 месяцев назад
and your job title is "Stick Wanker" lol I'll pass
@Chris-hw4mq
@Chris-hw4mq 10 месяцев назад
Your job son is to be the Stick Wanker
@kingofkingsmoonpie4075
@kingofkingsmoonpie4075 7 месяцев назад
They call it the "boom stick" you can make yours right in the shopping aisles of your local Sam's club right next to the person cooking meth.
@thecraze4853
@thecraze4853 4 месяца назад
​@@Lindriosthat makes it better, wym 💀
@karnauld4512
@karnauld4512 3 года назад
Lets appreciate how the first drill instructor saved the other guy pulling him.....legendary
@Leviathandk
@Leviathandk 3 года назад
Standard procedure
@greva2904
@greva2904 3 года назад
I know an old British guy who when he was in the army was instructing Gurkha recruits how to throw grenades in Malaya, way back during the Malaysian Emergency in the 1950’s. One of the recruits pulled out the pin and then froze! The instructor managed to wrestle the grenade out of the recruit’s hand and then throw it away, but the grenade exploded danger close. They both ended up in hospital full of shrapnel.
@onielcasper443
@onielcasper443 3 года назад
Nooo! we should appreciate the vedio narrator for that high electic commentation😁😀😀
@gyurmethlodroe1774
@gyurmethlodroe1774 3 года назад
This video shows he got lot of practice with PLA incompetancy
@missinlink34
@missinlink34 3 года назад
That wasn't a pull. That was a full tilt yoink.
@sisakhoza4739
@sisakhoza4739 3 года назад
The hostage situation is definitely averted if there are no hostages
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 3 года назад
Well, luckily that's _always_ the end result, no matter how you handle the hostage situation.
@irresponse
@irresponse 3 года назад
This is the Russian way of negotiating with terrorists and hijackers... they just don't negotiate, too bad if some hostages get hurt (or all of them).
@sisakhoza4739
@sisakhoza4739 3 года назад
@@unvergebeneid ah, a "half cup full", I see 😂
@BenjoCovers
@BenjoCovers 3 года назад
@@irresponse you mean this is how the usa military operates in other countries oh right, thats not hostage deaths, just civilians. noone would take hostage against them
@nurbekhahn
@nurbekhahn 3 года назад
@@irresponse its not Russian. Its Kazakhstan Special Force.
@darkzak47
@darkzak47 3 года назад
“Hardcore Persian Pottery” That’s poetry right there folks
@yankedhonor4281
@yankedhonor4281 3 года назад
They better use them for bulletproof armor
@MetaJamm
@MetaJamm 3 года назад
someone feel them up with construction foam i think!) such a joke!)
@spacecase2031
@spacecase2031 3 года назад
This was easily the best part of the clip. Who knew the Iranian military was full of super ninjas.
@2bfrank657
@2bfrank657 3 года назад
That jar is really an undercover CIA agent
@tomar81
@tomar81 2 года назад
That pottery right there is “Hardcore Persian Poetry” 😉
@renemauricePereira
@renemauricePereira 3 года назад
I like how the sergeant quickly moved to protect his privates.
@supportyourtroopsathletes6460
@supportyourtroopsathletes6460 3 года назад
Yup the seargant grabbed his own "private" I am sure also to make sure his wife had her sexual needs dealt with later I am sure also as clearly he nearly lost them. But he did protect his Military privates also.
@gitlyndon
@gitlyndon 3 года назад
Ozzy man needs you as his script writer. Well played, sir.
@xxkissmeketutxx
@xxkissmeketutxx 3 года назад
Good one 🤣
@stlkngyomom
@stlkngyomom 3 года назад
He moved like a cheetah to protect his member (of his military organization).
@PepTalkTillYouDrop
@PepTalkTillYouDrop 3 года назад
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@eros727
@eros727 3 года назад
Pottery outlasts everything. There’s a reason why they are found in ancient civilization digs 😜.
@thedudeabides3930
@thedudeabides3930 3 года назад
Very astute.
@thedudeabides3930
@thedudeabides3930 3 года назад
@joseph ka Interesting. Thanks. I am a Traditional Catholic. But this isn't a trad video...are you following me? ;)
@natem1982
@natem1982 3 года назад
@joseph ka but Jesus said himself he would return during the rise of the antichrist when he condemns Israel after turning on them. So yeah, the beast will most likely be palestinian Iranian or something. But that doesn't mean Jesus isn't going to return.
@poorang900
@poorang900 3 года назад
@@natem1982 nah it is all man made bs. Don't waste your imagination.
@M_u_t_e96024
@M_u_t_e96024 3 года назад
Believe what you want but that's like believing all ur dreams will come true.
@Will_RodU
@Will_RodU 3 года назад
That first dude with the granade made me wonder how many people blew themselves up before they came up with those bunkers with that shape of trench. That is definitely intentional and quite clever, it allows for exactly what happened, if it goes wrong there should always be a side of the trench that you can jump into to avoid the explosion and shrapnel. Whoever thought of that saved those 2 as much as the trainer saved the other guy.
@vl1581
@vl1581 2 года назад
Yeah everyone can misthrow their granades all day long. But recruits hate them since they can't get medical leave for blowing their fingers off anymore.
@denismeans2910
@denismeans2910 2 года назад
1970 boot camp Fort Polk Louisiana. Live grenade drill. Recruit was a southpaw. Drill Sgt put live grenade in kids right hand told the kid to pull the pin and throw. The kid obeyed, pulling the pin then threw the pin. Fortunetly the recruit hadn't released the charging handle. First time I ever saw a DI damn near pass out.
@colinstewart1432
@colinstewart1432 2 года назад
Military Thinking : Plan for the worst scenario. Nothing is soldier - proof 🤣
@williamberne
@williamberne Год назад
That is a Chinese drilling footage. Since the Chinese army has a tradition of using lots of grenades in close combat, my guess is they adopted that kind of drilling trench long ago.
@rossu1957
@rossu1957 Год назад
I reckon the trainer was just a d!ck, and said right are you left of right handed, which ever they said,,, show me your best wi you sh?t arm.. next minute , ah f@ck run.
@ifanfauzi4275
@ifanfauzi4275 3 года назад
1:10 he killed all the hostages with a stick 😂
@rippl5620
@rippl5620 3 года назад
*BOOM*
@treadmillgamer5819
@treadmillgamer5819 3 года назад
I was chuckling so hard. Why on earth would you blow up the hostages with an explosive on a stick?
@thestarhopper
@thestarhopper 3 года назад
like when you're punching a truck in a video game and then when its health runs out it explodes.
@angelkotilainen
@angelkotilainen 3 года назад
Where can I get one of those sticks. Asking for a friend.
@jasonchan5504
@jasonchan5504 3 года назад
@@angelkotilainen I think those are called bangalores, they're used widely during ww2 to clear trenches/razor wires. I learnt about them from watching saving private ryan lol. Not sure if it's even still in service anymore.
@Danny2k34
@Danny2k34 3 года назад
Have to hand it to them. They did technically "clear" the bus.
@bossdog3443
@bossdog3443 3 года назад
hahahahahaha they did that
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 3 года назад
I would really love to know what the best case scenario looked like for that exercise.
@MrCarnutbill67
@MrCarnutbill67 3 года назад
I thought the tracked vehicle was just gonna run it over. Lol
@patrickjones8255
@patrickjones8255 3 года назад
This is how all hostage rescue in mother Russia occurs.
@1MinuteFlipDoc
@1MinuteFlipDoc 3 года назад
@@patrickjones8255 KILL EVERYONE. sort out the dead terrorists from the dead innocents later. HAHAHHA
@thatcrazymick
@thatcrazymick Год назад
"I don't know if the Army is for me" is the best line.
@Mahoot
@Mahoot 3 года назад
Iranian here, the way you pronounced “Khastam” was pretty good for someone from a country that doesn’t have the “kh” sound, I’m impressed
@shahrzadshariat
@shahrzadshariat 3 года назад
I came here to say the same thing! Haha 👏👏 very impressive
@msba7
@msba7 3 года назад
تحية من مصر لأحبائنا في إيران
@amira6526
@amira6526 3 года назад
@Jazz Singh no this is artesh. that general was from IRGC QF.
@imankhodadadi2037
@imankhodadadi2037 3 года назад
@Jazz Singh no its not
@mahdiiranmanesh5241
@mahdiiranmanesh5241 3 года назад
@Jazz Singh no
@habibshams6958
@habibshams6958 3 года назад
Man, as an Iranian, "Shaskool" and "khasteam" made my day. Huuuuuuge love from Iran
@Par6731
@Par6731 3 года назад
Omg I didn't even notice the shaskool!! 😂
@sinadoroudi
@sinadoroudi 3 года назад
Yeah that was unexpected , love from Iran
@Par6731
@Par6731 3 года назад
@ArmchairWarrior it's a Persian slang for idiot haha
@myst4117
@myst4117 3 года назад
What does those words mean ?
@Par6731
@Par6731 3 года назад
@@myst4117 shaskool mean idiot and khasteam means I'm tired
@AlirezaAliabadi
@AlirezaAliabadi 3 года назад
I am Persian. Where the hell did you get that "Shaskool" from? 😂😆 That was priceless. I am in tears. Well done mate :)
@ltzmin
@ltzmin 3 года назад
What does that mean?
@AlirezaAliabadi
@AlirezaAliabadi 3 года назад
@@ltzmin Shaskool means dumb ass, but it is part of the vocabulary that is frequently used among that low rank military staff. I would say every Persian guy who has done the military service laughs hard with lots of flashbacks after watching this.
@ShirinRose
@ShirinRose 3 года назад
I didn't understand that bit, but I laughed at the two military leaders saying "khastam" at the end 😂 (translates to "I'm tired" btw)
@AlirezaAliabadi
@AlirezaAliabadi 3 года назад
@%9F%98%82%F0%9F%98%82nel/UCPb7R-VN9Equu-FzmpNnjmw To me the funniest part was "Remember your training! remember what you learned from your dad's illegal VHS tape of Rambo." You have to be my age to remember those illegal VHS tapes lol. I really don't know who contributed to this script, but I give him a lot of credit.
@AlirezaAliabadi
@AlirezaAliabadi 3 года назад
@@ShirinRose To me the funniest part was "Remember your training! remember what you learned from your dad's illegal VHS tape of Rambo." You have to be my age to remember those illegal VHS tapes lol. I really don't know who contributed to this script, but I give him a lot of credit.
@haqeeqee
@haqeeqee 3 года назад
This is basically a compilation of people getting into fights with inanimate objects and losing laughably.
@pseudonayme7717
@pseudonayme7717 3 года назад
Except for grenades which are not entirely inanimate. Not after the pin is pulled anyway😋
@kemarisite
@kemarisite 3 года назад
@@pseudonayme7717 and the two mortars where they ... forgot to clip on the propellant to keep themselves out of the blast radius?
@cryptfire3158
@cryptfire3158 3 года назад
not sure i feel safe with these guys protecting the country.
@vahidakbari6062
@vahidakbari6062 3 года назад
"Chikar Mikoni? Shaskool." Ozzy Man talking in Persian feels like I am being awarded for being a huge fan.
@deadlyrobot5179
@deadlyrobot5179 3 года назад
Khasteamo yadet nare XD
@hazemobid8672
@hazemobid8672 3 года назад
what does it mean :) ?
@mehdin7520
@mehdin7520 3 года назад
ahahaha he tried, the accent was so bad.. i barely understood it.
@amandaarcher7919
@amandaarcher7919 3 года назад
@@hazemobid8672 "What are you doing? Stupid"
@vincevvn
@vincevvn 3 года назад
I think you mean rewarded.
@MikeM-rh7yq
@MikeM-rh7yq 2 года назад
When I was in Army basic training, one of my fellow recruits actually threw the pin and held the grenade. Kept the trigger arm down but it is actually easy to do.
@ermiaashrafi21
@ermiaashrafi21 3 года назад
I’m from Iran, the commentary on Persian military failure almost killed me of laughter 😂
@BeEmoBro
@BeEmoBro 3 года назад
Hi from israel :D
@JRoadz
@JRoadz 3 года назад
@@BeEmoBro underrated
@anvithejib7572
@anvithejib7572 3 года назад
@@BeEmoBro the oh no no no ha no no meme is playing
@alikavousi6962
@alikavousi6962 3 года назад
@@BeEmoBro greets from Iran just to let you know we the people love all the people over there, don't know whats up with the countries
@ermiaashrafi21
@ermiaashrafi21 3 года назад
@@BeEmoBro hi man 😁👌🏻
@erickruckenberg8716
@erickruckenberg8716 3 года назад
"Is the stick wanker okay?" Ozzyman asking the questions that need answering
@twelveeightyseven4543
@twelveeightyseven4543 3 года назад
I was purposely looking for this one comment 😂😂😂
@Gantzz321
@Gantzz321 3 года назад
how about the bus driver
@cryptfire3158
@cryptfire3158 3 года назад
i'll ask a question too. (Bus stick wacking) What kinda training is this? Are they trying to follow the philosophy "what doesn't kill ya, makes ya stronger?"
@1ytcommenter
@1ytcommenter 3 года назад
he had a blast
@RobG001
@RobG001 Год назад
@@cryptfire3158 Going with 'if the terrorists don't kill the us hostages, we bloody will, fuck-em'
@ehsandarrudi9525
@ehsandarrudi9525 3 года назад
Your mastery of Farsi expressions is amazing! Shaskool! Aunty Fati! Khastam! 😂
@thelucifer0753
@thelucifer0753 3 года назад
"Is the stick wanker OK?" Lol🤣🤣🤣
@pumpkinhead69
@pumpkinhead69 3 года назад
I'm dying man holy s
@pumpkinhead69
@pumpkinhead69 3 года назад
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 24y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! nice name ┌( ՞ ڡ ՞ )┐
@backupaccount6030
@backupaccount6030 3 года назад
Is his Sheela okay? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@prollins6443
@prollins6443 3 года назад
What the hell was he using?
@codingtime1711
@codingtime1711 3 года назад
@@pumpkinhead69 Imagine simping over a bot
@Warriorette12
@Warriorette12 3 года назад
0:20 “That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.” “Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.”
@djsosonut
@djsosonut 3 года назад
Love Caboose. Need to finish off RvB.
@robertomorales8751
@robertomorales8751 3 года назад
Lol my man was probably sleep deprived...
@117steveng
@117steveng 3 года назад
That was the worst throw ever of all time
@LaughingSaint66
@LaughingSaint66 3 года назад
Oh man that’s how I threw my first grenade although I did clear the wall I lobbed it so high it landed right outside and next to wall 😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️
@russellzauner
@russellzauner 3 года назад
you misspelled *A I R*
@chedelirio6984
@chedelirio6984 2 года назад
The two Iranian commanders do look SO unimpressed, the commentary matches perfectly.
@IntensityAngel
@IntensityAngel 3 года назад
"There goes 10 million bucks in taxpayer money." A funny 10 million bucks I'll admit.
@humann5682
@humann5682 3 года назад
Random Story: Arnold Schwarzenegger basically ended up getting out of mandatory military service early because he was so bad at it. Including a time he crashed a tank in to a pond 🤣
@Pijawek
@Pijawek 3 года назад
That tank was a T-72. They cost something between 0,5 to 1,2 mil, depending on the equipment. And it probably surf ved that fall just fine
@dieptrieu6564
@dieptrieu6564 3 года назад
@@humann5682 You get to drive a tank at part of millitary service? If it was my countries. You would basically become a civil servant doing odd job when you do mandatory service
@athlumney
@athlumney 3 года назад
@@dieptrieu6564 The tank used in Arnie's Will it Crush videos is the one he was assigned to during his service.
@dieptrieu6564
@dieptrieu6564 3 года назад
@@athlumney Did he do service in america. Because i can assure you that no military service guy in my country get to drive a tank, unless they are extremely talented and want to actually enroll to the army after service end
@hackle511
@hackle511 3 года назад
" war cry and now off to military court " lol
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear love
@arie8515
@arie8515 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku u okay m8?
@WAVE0025
@WAVE0025 3 года назад
"There is no hostage situation if we blow up the hostage situation" -The dude who blew up the bus
@dyslexicboogaloo
@dyslexicboogaloo 2 года назад
His name is the Stickwanker.
@JMurdochNZ
@JMurdochNZ 3 года назад
1:10 I do not think it qualifies as hostage rescue if the hostages are in pieces. I question their techniques.
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 3 года назад
That's how the Russians deal with hostage takers
@Optimusprime809
@Optimusprime809 3 года назад
Guardians of the Galaxy 1 vibes: "Give us Gamora and Quill or we blow your ship up!"
@adamdax
@adamdax 3 года назад
So don't become a hostage in that country lol they don't mess around LOL
@adamdax
@adamdax 3 года назад
So don't become a hostage in that country lol they don't mess around LOL
@miguelfernandez6767
@miguelfernandez6767 3 года назад
In mother Russia there are 10 hostages you recover 100
@MrStano-jy3ts
@MrStano-jy3ts 3 года назад
1980: In the Future we will have developed full geared military with high inteligence. 2020: May I present you: The stickwanker 😁😂😂😂
@insomniacbritgaming1632
@insomniacbritgaming1632 3 года назад
The U.S. aren't even trying for friendly fire anymore... "Here just take this stick and hit that bus"
@alexanderyu9219
@alexanderyu9219 3 года назад
@@insomniacbritgaming1632 yeah, cuz thats only used in the U.S right?🤦‍♂️
@ricky107_
@ricky107_ 3 года назад
And a very strong pot
@gadgetsage
@gadgetsage 2 года назад
Thanks for that very rare footage of the only bus ever built by Yugo, recalled over 10 million times to try and figure out why it explodes when the window breaks
@M0rdFustang
@M0rdFustang 3 года назад
The genuine look of disappointment from those generals... I felt that
@nimbo9492
@nimbo9492 3 года назад
As an Iranian, i was surprised you used bunch of persian words in your talk haha. Great fan of you man, big props!
@TheAmirebrahimi
@TheAmirebrahimi Год назад
the best part is the target audience is just us Farsi speaking ones ;)
@Factguru404
@Factguru404 3 года назад
“Shaskool” I lost it right there 🤣🤣 Love from Iran
@henrysalonen1548
@henrysalonen1548 3 года назад
What does an Australian ambulance sound like? Yee-Naw-Yee-Naw-Yee...
@BLUEZz73
@BLUEZz73 3 года назад
Yeah nar its abo abo abo
@suryavardhansinghshekhawat865
@suryavardhansinghshekhawat865 3 года назад
Which coke are you on m8
@joshtan2126
@joshtan2126 3 года назад
Perhaps the war cry should be done before attempting to kick the vase, you know for extra buffs.
@amirtrz4253
@amirtrz4253 3 года назад
30% damage boost against vases
@S00nerB00mer
@S00nerB00mer Год назад
1:44 I remember this FPS Russia mortar fail. Not only did he fail once, he failed twice.
@darrylferry7071
@darrylferry7071 3 года назад
“ No one follows up on war crimes these day” Today Australia announce that the Australian SAS have committed war crimes.
@happyguy2k
@happyguy2k 3 года назад
But from what i read it seems that people might b prosecuted... Compare that to the usa 👀
@arttrumbo9496
@arttrumbo9496 3 года назад
@@happyguy2k name an instance where US servicemembers committed war crimes and weren't prosecuted.
@AllenVanDerLaan
@AllenVanDerLaan 3 года назад
Touché...
@edwardkumarkenway1875
@edwardkumarkenway1875 3 года назад
@@arttrumbo9496 Given the innumerable rapes US army did in the middle east in Iraq and Syria..I hope all of US perishes in near future.
@OldFellaDave
@OldFellaDave 3 года назад
@@arttrumbo9496 Mai Lai, Tiger Force, Haditha, No Gun Ri - off the top of my head, but its not about point scoring, its about acknowledgement, responsibility and holding people accountable instead of sweeping it under the carpet
@absolute9951
@absolute9951 3 года назад
2:31 This is not to show how good is the Iranian spinny kick but is an advertisement for Granny's Flower Pot
@canonboom165
@canonboom165 2 года назад
*That's a very strong vase.* *The maker or makers of the vase would be so proud.*
@Mortablunt
@Mortablunt Год назад
Esfahani's Pottery: Takes a Kickin Without Splittin
@barlowmccarthy1295
@barlowmccarthy1295 3 года назад
Military fails: shows FPS Russia with a mortar
@Newrangetank
@Newrangetank 3 года назад
Yea sad to see he didn’t know who he was
@kapytanhook
@kapytanhook 3 года назад
You a family member Kevin?
@littlecody
@littlecody 3 года назад
@@ElisPalace i think thats a pretty obvious.
@mistahcahawking
@mistahcahawking 3 года назад
I remember that mortar video from FPS first uploaded it, he mentioned several times that mortar, especially older models such as the one he had at the time very often failed to go further than 5 feet
@wayne246
@wayne246 3 года назад
Thank you! Was hoping to see this somewhere in the comments.
@mohammadzzz4349
@mohammadzzz4349 3 года назад
"chikar mikoni, shaskool?", "Khastam!". Oh my god I never expected ozzy man to speak in farsi. I'm a big fan from Iran😍❤️
@deadlyrobot5179
@deadlyrobot5179 3 года назад
manam hamintor
@mohammadzzz4349
@mohammadzzz4349 3 года назад
@@deadlyrobot5179 damet garm😅
@dadashsaeed8797
@dadashsaeed8797 3 года назад
HAHA Man nafahmidam chi goft. Vali merci vase comment😂😂
@dadashsaeed8797
@dadashsaeed8797 3 года назад
Eyvol ozzyman haha
@uptheblues1875
@uptheblues1875 3 года назад
Translate pls
@craigmad-doganderson9042
@craigmad-doganderson9042 3 года назад
RU-vid is the perfect vehicle for you OzzyMan!! You are one of Australias national treasures!! Comedic legend!!
@beback_
@beback_ 3 года назад
Ozzy Man: Makes informed, intelligent jokes about Iran. Iranians: WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
@edwardvalivonis23
@edwardvalivonis23 3 года назад
And they want to fight USA 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@edwardvalivonis23
@edwardvalivonis23 3 года назад
@amir USA can win against Iran
@edwardvalivonis23
@edwardvalivonis23 3 года назад
@amir who told you that? Iran was crippled both by nazis and Soviet Union. Now is 21 century and only countries like USA, Russia and China are capable to fight World War 3 should it happen
@edwardvalivonis23
@edwardvalivonis23 3 года назад
@amir what Iran was doing during World War 2, won a war?😆 come on, be realistic, Iran can't win against USA, not even Russia or China
@edwardvalivonis23
@edwardvalivonis23 3 года назад
@amir USA haven't invaded Iran and never failed. They don't need to invade Iran they can sit at home and use software to win war in different way. USA is the only country in the world that can fight anyone anytime and win should they want to and yes they can fight Russia and China simultaneously and win. Unlike Iran USA has right tools to play this game for indefinite time, is all about money, technology and determination
@henrywojtek589
@henrywojtek589 3 года назад
"No one follows up on war crimes these days" Such an underrated comment
@Widdekuu91
@Widdekuu91 3 года назад
I understand the joke but just wanted to mention that what that bloke did was not okay. Even as a joke, or a 'here's a good picture for you with me shooting someone'-gesture, you can't just aim at someone. Never point a gun or another weapon at something you do not intend to destroy.
@awalezz6498
@awalezz6498 3 года назад
When You Get To Know The Soldiers Are Israelis 😂😂😂😂
@awalezz6498
@awalezz6498 3 года назад
@@Widdekuu91 Those Are Israeli Soldiers And They Get Away With Everything 🙄🙄
@ivorwindybottom7364
@ivorwindybottom7364 2 года назад
I've actually been there whilst the grenade thing happened to a scouse lad when we were doing second phase basic training. Exercise up Warcop. The NCO had to grab him and run behind the wall as there was no ditch, Cpl Penney it was, gave him a cup of tea and said he'll have to have another go when he stopped shaking.
@justinh.1773
@justinh.1773 3 года назад
"There goes 10 million bucks in tax payer money" This could be said about so many other things haha
@SirMsuni
@SirMsuni 3 года назад
Oh dear
@iwantsexseemyvideo1694
@iwantsexseemyvideo1694 3 года назад
💋💋🛑
@DPS670950
@DPS670950 3 года назад
The new ones go for 50 mill, not 10!
@deathdragon2283
@deathdragon2283 3 года назад
@@DPS670950 a T72 costs $1.2 million. The K2 black by anther, which is the most expensive tank in the world, costs $8.9 million
@leemccurtayne9489
@leemccurtayne9489 3 года назад
That tank wasn’t expensive enough, the driver couldn’t see where he was going, through vodka glasses.
@dylanwatts159
@dylanwatts159 3 года назад
There can't be a hostage situation if there are no more hostages... Jesus Fuze, chill out a little man
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 3 года назад
As a fuze main I resemble that remark. But no seriously, fuze is an underrated god of hostage rescue. Have the team distract at a false breach point, swing in a window, grab the hostage, hit the cluster bomb on the way out. Half the enemy team is dead and im halfway to the extraction point before the dust settles.
@roguehannibal7689
@roguehannibal7689 3 года назад
😂
@roguehannibal7689
@roguehannibal7689 3 года назад
You mean save the fuzzy for the hallways soon as the hostage is secured and juked out whilst the opposing team searches
@TheSlyRat32
@TheSlyRat32 3 года назад
@@Taolan8472 I just run in with a grenade in my hand and the pin pulled, and I give someone a BIIIIIIIIIIIG hug🤗
@ExpertatZero0
@ExpertatZero0 2 года назад
I'm in so much pain and grief because my mum passed away. This video really made me laugh.. Thank you so much ozzy man. Your videos helped me to over come. One's again thank you.
@normturner4849
@normturner4849 2 года назад
Sympathy to you, fella. Keep on keepin’ on😌👌🏽
@chickenlivers9351
@chickenlivers9351 2 года назад
All the best mate 👍
@krsol439
@krsol439 3 года назад
Game:- "This mission does not require stealth" Me:- 1:10 "duck the civilians" "kaboom"
@ggMwaniki
@ggMwaniki 3 года назад
Game: " Stealth is not required" Me: "Remember, no Russian"
@krsol439
@krsol439 3 года назад
@@ggMwaniki ah, I see you're a ...
@EmilyBenoist
@EmilyBenoist 3 года назад
Holy shit, whatever happened to fpsrussia? Haven’t thought of him in like a decade
@aidanjohnson7571
@aidanjohnson7571 3 года назад
Got arrested for having a bit of marijuana, no longer allowed to possess guns in the US
@bonjouravecuns
@bonjouravecuns 3 года назад
he does a podcast named pka, he explained it there. (went to prison for an once of weed)
@NostraFnDamus
@NostraFnDamus 3 года назад
Got sent to jail on BS weed charges and had his entire gun collection confiscated. Check out his interviews on his time in jail on PKA, absolutely fascinating.
@adamdax
@adamdax 3 года назад
FPS Russia > Demolition Ranch miss his channel !!
@Shadewraith0529
@Shadewraith0529 3 года назад
No longer can own guns through a bs charge, and a producer died mysteriously and they tried to pin it on him. He's kept a pretty low profile since, other than the podcast.
@brettfowler9241
@brettfowler9241 3 года назад
"I don't know if the army is for me" 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂 bro you consistently have me cracking up. Thanks for that bud. We all need it!!!!
@AliBaba-uy9br
@AliBaba-uy9br 3 года назад
2:28 "no one follows up on war crimes these days" true story 😂🤔😔
@halphantom2274
@halphantom2274 3 года назад
Happens, if you put all whistleblowers in jail. Let's see what they will do to Julien Assange now.
@sodapop1311
@sodapop1311 3 года назад
When you realize Ozzy reviewed FPS Russia. And he's outta prison.
@danielparker8189
@danielparker8189 3 года назад
It was a witch-hunt best I can tell
@brantleyhester6641
@brantleyhester6641 3 года назад
Yeah governments do not like freedom. Even in America
@Ninjachickenfingers
@Ninjachickenfingers 3 года назад
Yeah didn’t hear FPS got sent to prison
@Karmeoo
@Karmeoo 3 года назад
@Langdon check the interview done by PKA podcast, he did some explanation himself
@umarraymond8499
@umarraymond8499 3 года назад
@@brantleyhester6641 Hello Brantley 👏 I hope you're having a great day?
@My6119
@My6119 3 года назад
Sergeant: why is there a fucking wheel infiltrating the base. Private: I threw a rock and a drop kick and it wasn't intimidated. Sergeant: mother of God, run!
@neilsarath9812
@neilsarath9812 3 года назад
The 'brave idf' 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇵🇸
@MiracleMirror117
@MiracleMirror117 3 года назад
The flower vase belonged to the general's wife, he was sweating the entire time.
@drpk6514
@drpk6514 3 года назад
Persian pottery is made to last thousands of years.
@Onthestreetsanjib
@Onthestreetsanjib 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fCpcwmA0ZJI.html😃😃
@chimrichalds1422
@chimrichalds1422 3 года назад
They should make that persian pottery part of their team.
@eljanrimsa5843
@eljanrimsa5843 2 года назад
They will learn to crack it just a bit before the show.
@chauncyquest2779
@chauncyquest2779 2 года назад
“Thinks about doing a flippy move to stand, but it’s not the time” classic
@captaingreek
@captaingreek 3 года назад
F.Y.I The demonstration at the end was to present the "invincible war vase" which can be used as a hand weapon or a missile, in large numbers, for bomber aircrafts.
@seanblackwood8382
@seanblackwood8382 3 года назад
dude I love how you used the farsi words absolutely perfect mate :) respect . and our army is very advanced and highly skilled , we recently hit our own ship in Maneuver warfare against imaginary enemy ! pure skill !
@SilverMe2004
@SilverMe2004 3 года назад
If a navy has not had a collision between two of their ships during maneuvers than they simply haven't been a navy long enough
@seanblackwood8382
@seanblackwood8382 3 года назад
@@SilverMe2004 If It was that i could have understood that same as everything you need to practice , but when it's main ship close to the dummy ship and gets hit with the land to sea missile it shows there's no discipline nor any coordination . Controlling ship are hard but missiles :) rly ! if they played call of duty even they should be able to land a missile on a correct target :D
@wordsoffire2416
@wordsoffire2416 3 года назад
I was feeling like crap this morning, this video just made my day. Thanks ozzy!
@bihanj5284
@bihanj5284 3 года назад
That gday really makes my day
@iwantsexseemyvideo1694
@iwantsexseemyvideo1694 3 года назад
✔️🍉
@milanondrak5564
@milanondrak5564 3 года назад
I've driven dozens of tanks onto trucks at work, it really is tricky, you lose sight of the trailer as your tanks front end rises over the ramps and when the balance point is passed and the front end drops down you're just a passenger hoping you lined the tank up with the trailer correctly. Never rolled off the trailer though.
@armyadl5694
@armyadl5694 11 месяцев назад
I recently became a hard core fan of your channel and I must say your commentary on the Iranian army one was great, tashakore❤
@Colonel_Klink
@Colonel_Klink 3 года назад
Haven't seen FPS Russia in years, funny seeing him here screwing up a mortar.
@rosemontave1
@rosemontave1 3 года назад
He didn't screw it up. It was just a dud.
@SpXPtwn
@SpXPtwn 3 года назад
Poor guy, he had to do a couple of months in jail for receiving hash oil on the mail
@IceCream976
@IceCream976 3 года назад
he's been out of prison for months actually. He got busted for having an ounce of weed on him, consequence of that was the confiscation of his whole arsenal
@budstermcgreen6360
@budstermcgreen6360 3 года назад
@@anthonycalderone88 no he wasn't. He's on some guys podcast all the time. His business partner was shot and killed and murder was never solved. FPS Russia..or Kyle is real name..is very much alive. ✌️
@kapytanhook
@kapytanhook 3 года назад
Who was killed? I listen to pka every week and i never catched there was a murder
@iCazZiStronZi
@iCazZiStronZi 3 года назад
1:43 “this guy is not a soldier” lol ya but he is a FPS Russian, some say that’s even more dangerous.
@ahmadagha2911
@ahmadagha2911 3 года назад
is that video old or new? i miss his videos he was hilarious😂
@RoonMian
@RoonMian 3 года назад
Training mortar grenades are filled with sand or something. Though they will still kill you if you get hit in the head so I was still very anxious when training with mortars and rocket launchers with my squad of morons. >_>
@dillonventola408
@dillonventola408 3 года назад
@@ahmadagha2911 at least 6 years old. He's back now but just streaming gaming since everything happened.
@b226tj
@b226tj 2 года назад
@@dillonventola408 He’s actually a host on PKA.
@matt-be8kt
@matt-be8kt 3 года назад
In order for a mortar to arm it has to spin a hell of a lot harder then that. That's why no one ran, or atleast the seasoned guys didnt.
@AllAhabNoMoby
@AllAhabNoMoby 3 года назад
So glad auntie gets her vase back in one piece.
@everydayjokes2321
@everydayjokes2321 3 года назад
Joke of the day: what happens when a wolf meditates? *he becomes an aware wolf*
@rangeslider
@rangeslider 3 года назад
Please close the door on your way out.
@jarrodshipard
@jarrodshipard 3 года назад
O god that's fukin terrible lol.
@JensHove
@JensHove 3 года назад
Remove the "an" next time.
@Patwirk6969
@Patwirk6969 3 года назад
More like joke of the hell Cringe as hell Plus removed the "an" also remove the "joke of the day"
@JensHove
@JensHove 3 года назад
@@Patwirk6969 Remove the "an", and it becomes "a ware wolf". I don't see how that ruins it. Imo it makes it a little better.
@hp2084
@hp2084 3 года назад
the first one is dummy grenade with replaceable detonator. worn out dummy flew away but the detonator dropped out of fell right there.
@hasansalehi7707
@hasansalehi7707 3 года назад
I didn't expect the Persian phrase "I'm tired" at the end. Love your content
@sixstringedthing
@sixstringedthing 3 года назад
A collection of old classics, brought new life with wise and insightful commentary. This is the sort of transformative use that I subbed for. 🇦🇺✌️
@MindFuelMedia7347
@MindFuelMedia7347 Год назад
The reaction time of that drll seargant is legendary, even if the grenade landed at their feet he'd make it to safety
@shanehosking8582
@shanehosking8582 3 года назад
0:20 Dyslexic soldier.. he threw the pin and kept the grenade.. He's bloody lucky the instructor yanked him into the ditch when he did!! 😳
@galabuddies8584
@galabuddies8584 3 года назад
When you can defeat terrorists, but you can't defeat a single tire. 😂
@TwoRandomAuzzies
@TwoRandomAuzzies 3 года назад
Maybe they were too tired...
@aussiemilitant4486
@aussiemilitant4486 3 года назад
when you shoot journalists and the world doesn't bat an eye.
@Driulinkin
@Driulinkin 3 года назад
The soldiers smacking into the trees are just us marines training to fight the vietcong.
@muckach9872
@muckach9872 3 года назад
Wasnt expecting the persian sentence ! “Chikar mikoni shascool?” ( what r u doing idiot?) “Khastam” ( im tired) Well done mate 👏🏼👏🏼
@emersonsolomon2719
@emersonsolomon2719 3 года назад
These soldiers should be awarded as *MEDAL OF HILARIOUS*
@MasterFlores35
@MasterFlores35 Год назад
Love the FPS Russia cameo, no one’s forgotten him Ozzy 😄
@cipher88101
@cipher88101 3 года назад
1:10 "You don't get to kill the hostages, that's our job! BOOM!"
@asylph2615
@asylph2615 3 года назад
As a persian dude i can confirm that the ''Khastam'' or ''خستم'' part at the end was accurate AF
@fede22081
@fede22081 4 месяца назад
The drill instructor dragging the man back into the trench is some goddamn save-private-Ryan reflexes!
@fugg3d
@fugg3d 3 года назад
I would really like to know how this dude keeps finding these hilarious clips
@killuminati91112
@killuminati91112 3 года назад
Pornhub.
@iatsd
@iatsd 3 года назад
Twenty minutes on YT looking for anything at least 5 years old. Ethan hasn't posted anything original for 18 months or so.
@markorcena5579
@markorcena5579 3 года назад
Ozzyman have an assistant. He basically watches videos and sort them out for his commentary.
@theflash6210
@theflash6210 3 года назад
The clips are dangerous stuff. He just makes it funny😂😂😂
@neonknight-1522
@neonknight-1522 3 года назад
Anyone who watches youtube for 20 minutes a day has probably seen most of these. You dont need a lot of research.
@lm7692
@lm7692 3 года назад
THIS MESSAGE IS TO OZZY MAN. PLEASE MAKE CERTAIN THAT HE SEES IT. THANK YOU - Ozzy, this is Lavier from the USA. I wrote to you a while back to let you know how grateful I am for the laughs you have given me with your excellent videos and all during the time I was taking care of my mom that had Dementia. I took care of her for almost 7 years entirely by myself. She had two strokes. The first one left her partially paralyzed and bed ridden mostly, especially the last 2 years. The last one was just over a month ago. That stroke destroyed her remaining good side of her body. About two weeks after it, she began declining dramatically and altogether stopped eating. She suffered horribly and ultimately died in front of me gasping to breathe in hospice on October 1st. I am devastated. I miss her so much Ozzy. My friend, you made a world of difference during one of my mother's darkest times ever. For both of us. The experience of taking care of my mom has destroyed my knees, has devastated me emotionally, and has aged me faster than anything I could have ever imagined. And I would do it all again in a heartbeat, right now. Ozzy, thank you for the times your videos brought absolute joy into my life. EVERY single one of your videos has made me crack up. Though short in length, it was the escape I often looked for. You have brought so much laughter into so many viewers. God bless you, your staff, and your family. Thank you for getting me through this. Sincerely, a fan for life.
@stanjuan1178
@stanjuan1178 2 года назад
Mad props to that instructor for yanking that kid to safety
@spb43sainik
@spb43sainik 3 года назад
I like how the grenade instructor tried to save his student. Kudos.
@maxpower9175
@maxpower9175 2 года назад
Try? He DID save him.
@careless3241
@careless3241 2 года назад
That was more than try. That idiot wouldve been hamburger meat if that instructor didn't grab him so fast
@Kyrelel
@Kyrelel 2 года назад
@@careless3241 Actually, no, he would have survived.
@nathanfranks1476
@nathanfranks1476 Год назад
No, the grenade was in the hole, no shrapnel could of hit him
@Haunt888
@Haunt888 Год назад
@@careless3241 grenades doesn't work like that in movies lol, it's the shrapnel that kills you
@SpeedyLife827
@SpeedyLife827 3 года назад
He got me rolling on the floor when he said "yo idiot" in Persian "Shaskool"
@Red-Tempest
@Red-Tempest 3 года назад
When your slipping the shell into the mortar you can't drop it you have to slam it in there or it won't hit the pin hard enough to send it.
@dddddddmmmm
@dddddddmmmm 3 года назад
Ozzy man, I am Iranian, your pronunciation of Persian words is bloody spot-on, awesome dude!
@hotshotsunnyz
@hotshotsunnyz 3 года назад
"Remember from your dad's illegal VHS tape of Rambo"..😂😂
@CanisoGaming
@CanisoGaming 3 года назад
The way the instructor dragged the guy down to the hole 😂😂😂😂😂
@cryptfire3158
@cryptfire3158 3 года назад
haha and haha. Also.. haha.
@danielbrovender2932
@danielbrovender2932 3 года назад
FPS Russia holy crap, haven't seen him in a decade, no wonder I stopped having nice day
@1dhewitt
@1dhewitt 3 года назад
PKA is still going every week.
@jdub8925
@jdub8925 3 года назад
Funniest part was how aussie man said "I bet he excels at Call of Duty" without knowing that he was a legit COD RU-vidr 😂😂
@VKED23
@VKED23 3 года назад
Damn massive flashback
@kapytanhook
@kapytanhook 3 года назад
RSK represent
@richier5746
@richier5746 3 года назад
Yep, he got raided and had all of his guns confiscated, because he had hashish at home. Went to jail for a bit too because of it. Can no longer have guns as a result.
@bluresponse
@bluresponse 3 года назад
3 in the morning and watching this to get some stress off
@Tsarcheshme
@Tsarcheshme 3 года назад
I never expected the Shaskool and Khastam 🤣 that was brilliant
@alfrezgaming7175
@alfrezgaming7175 3 года назад
Doesn’t this bring a smile to my face
@f.k.gaming5715
@f.k.gaming5715 3 года назад
Smile in mouth and tears in eyes
@iwantsexseemyvideo1694
@iwantsexseemyvideo1694 3 года назад
😡🟥
@UnscannableDrew
@UnscannableDrew 3 года назад
PERSIAN VASE: "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
@ggMwaniki
@ggMwaniki 3 года назад
Iranian Military: "You underestimate my power"
@Woodywoodah
@Woodywoodah 2 года назад
The "No one follows up on war crimes these days" line hits different in 2022
@absolute9951
@absolute9951 3 года назад
0:50 Person messed up his salute. Admiral Aladin: No warries. Its alrait. (Signals to execute him)
@rustedthunder6488
@rustedthunder6488 3 года назад
I think Admiral General Aladeen would be pissed someone's doing his job.
@dinglebarry528
@dinglebarry528 3 года назад
“...like his Dad’s illegal VHS tapes” Perfect!
@doglifehub
@doglifehub 3 года назад
The grenade range incident isn't a military fail. It's a classic example of a military training success. A fail would have been two dead or injured soldiers.
@Crocopotamus
@Crocopotamus 3 года назад
I'll just say it. I watched all Rambo movies on my dad's illegal VHS tapes... I'd like to think I learnt a couple of moves from the movies as well.
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