P freeware version, DOSBox version 0.74.3 at max 100% cycles. Game requires a good bit of processing power to play, so the cycles are kept high and dynamic to support this.
All Secrets/Pants is defined has displaying "SECRETS: 100.00%" and "PANTS: 12/12" at the end screen after defeating the boss. To note, the P+++ rating is given to a player that wins the game in a sufficiently fast time (not sure what the exact threshold is but definitely under five minutes) and defeats the boss without getting hit (indicated by "EVASION: 100.00%") but is not absolutely necessary to achieve for the category. (Not getting hit by the boss saves a lot of time, though.)
Start time is the first frame of gameplay (immediately upon pressing P to start); end time is the first frame of the "CONGRATULATIONS!" screen.
This is a fun little game created in 2013(!) by Sos Sosowski, in which Peter searches desperately for a working toilet that can provide him relief for his ever-filling bladder. You can download the game here: p.sos.gd/
There are only six stages (one dedicated entirely to the boss) and they're all quite short, so to spice up a speedrun for the game I also chose some extra objectives: that said, for anyone interested in playing for themselves, there are plenty of unheard quips and unseen rooms left to experience. I also investigated the other statistics in the hopes of a truly "100%" run but: 100% destruction can't be achieved on some levels due to object placement, 100% zen is impossible because it's related to the average emptiness of your bladder, and while 100% exploration may be doable it's unclear how the statistic is calculated. Also, 100% accuracy would be super-brutal and require zero whiffed kicks (which is at great odds with the general objective of going as fast as possible).
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