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Where's the DANK? When are you going to get the DANK? Why aren't you getting the DANK now?

I like to believe that some of Cletus' kids are actually his nieces and nephews that he became legal guardian for, as he was always the responsible one, shown here going through hundreds of advertisements just so his family could eat.

Your comment section summed up: Yes mister content creator, everything danks.

This is a black day for Dankmus

- A N D - H E R E - C O M E - T H E - D A N K -

I lose it every time Cletus calls out his kids. The way the gag goes on for far too long and the mixing at the end that makes him sound like he's yelling it through a megaphone. It's like the song just wants to move on from him when he fades away and the main melody and chorus come back.

- Y O U - C A N - C A L L - E M - W H I T E Y - D A N K E R S -

- H E Y - K I D S - W E - R E - E A T I N G - D A N K - T O N I G H T -

I lost it at the part where Cletus the slackjawed yokel starts calling his kids out, addressing them one by one by name haha

"You have nothing to gain and everything to lose.". -Emp Lemon

If you're listening to this, it means you've got Dankmus fever, and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back

the backing track is as addictive as marge's pretzels

And the winner of the 1997 Pontiac Astro Wagon goes to... Dankmus!

I love the way it zooms in and gets distorted as his progressively more disfigured kids walk out of the door

- THIS - IS - A - DANK - DAY - FOR - BASEBALL -

I have no knowledge about music, but something about that piano in the chorus is just so *CHUNKY*

You have 24 hours to give us our DANK. And to show you we're serious… you have 12 hours.

Wherever there's a Simpson episode in need of a remix, Dankmus will be there!

Oh OK, guess I'll have the words "pretzel wagon" stuck in my head for the next couple days

All these people are excited about new episodes of Game of Thrones and I'm all - L E T ' S - A L L - G I V E - I N T O - D A N K N E S S - T H E - D A N K M U S - W A Y -

The emplemon comunity been blessed by this D A N K

it's a bit hard to tell considering how good all your tracks are but this might be one of your best ones all I know is my gut says maybe

Thank you EmpLemon !

I got here before all the EmpLemon comments!

R.I.P Whitey Ford. This is a black day for baseball.

"Yes Mr - C O N T E N T - C R E A T O R - everything's dank."

- O F F I C A L - D A N K - I N S P E C T O R -

emplemon gang

My favorite episode meets one of your grooviest tunes yet? AND I didn't even have to check for millipedes? Danke, Dankmus.

Unironically a jam

Emplemon gang?

- I S N T - T H A T - W H O L E - A R E A - A - L I T T L E - D A N K -

Sure, it ain't one of them la-de-da vaporwave videos, but if you like dank... forget about it!

twitter blue checkmark sent me here

Piano through a distorted guitar amp is such a great sound

Some really fun Daft Punk vibes on this one.

THIS-IS-A-DANK-DAY-FOR-BASEBALL

Next Stop on the Never-Ending EmperorLemon Downward Spiral World Tour

You know it’s a good day when dankmus uploads

- HEY - KIDS - WE'RE - EATING - DANKMUS - TONIGHT -

In terms of just the actual "instrumentals" this is definitely my favorite of your tracks, it just sounds SO damn smooth. Great work as always!

I've never noticed that before. Homer's taped over his work helmet and ID to be Pretzel Inspector. That's actually really cute. And measuring them with a micrometer too lol.

"Man, there are a lot of unique characters in the Simpsons Universe" Cletus: Baka...

Why aren't they green?

- NO - DEAL - McCUTCHEON - THAT - DANK - MONEY - IS - MINE -

It DANKS! It DANKS! It DANKS!

I normally do not like cow bell, but this is good

Amazing work.

I cant believe i'm watching a video made by one of my favorite content creators (DankPods) i didn't know was made by DankPods, because it was advertised on another one of my favorite content creator (EmpLemon)'s channel

Just came here from EmpLemons "The Quest for the Blue Checkmark". Awesome remix!

I love you Dankmus

Emp lemon brought me here. And I can't believe i lived a whole life without it.

I'm watching this whilst eating a pretzel.

DAMMIT -- no I'm going to be mumbling "pretzel wagon" to myself as I wander aimlessly, for the next 3 days.

YES - DANKMUS - EVERYTHING - DANKS -

- LETS - ALL - GIVE - IN - TO - DANK - - THE - DANKMUS - WAY -

here from emplemon's dolphins video, this beat is crazy good

One DANK, and you'll be hooked!

- THIS - IS - A - PRETZEL - TOWN - PRETTY - BOY -

Homer, did you tell the mob they could scare off my competition with dank beatings? In those words? Yes.

THIS IS A DANK DAY FOR BASEBALL

This one is pretty dank

one dank, and you'll be hooked

Sick feature on Emplemon Dankmus

Here from emplemon

emp gang

TONS A KIDDOS!!!!!

When you realize that the same guy that runs dankpods got onto the end card of an emplemon video

This makes me want pretzels

Look, Dankmus. If I was you, I would just leap into the air as I am preparing to do.

If an instrumental of this exists, I need to know

Crispy. Like a pretzel.

More like one BEAT and you'll be hooked. This fuckin" slaps!

I am thoroughly H O O K E D on the pretzel wagon

I knew we should have bought more than three danks.

I'd love to just make a Simpsons pun, and I might later, but dude this is really good.

- ONE - DANK - AND - YOU'LL - BE - HOOKED -

Hey Dankmus, yesterday I was thinking about the scene in Lisa's First Word, when they have that flashback to 1983 and the Italian street merchant is yelling, "Chipwich for sale! Chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin! Chipwich for sale! " And that idle thought led to Treehouse of Horror XII's "Cholera! I got cholera!" and of course "Babies! Who wants babies? - This is just a shaved puppy ! - I can see you know babies. " What do you think? Any potential for dankification?

The 10 Do's and 1000 Danks of Knife Safety: Don't Dank What Danky Don't Danks

- I T ' S D A N K. - - I T ' S D A N K. - - I T ' S D A N K. - Yes Mr. Dankmus. Everything's Dank.

Excellent!

They should’ve made half the episode just Cletus listing all his kids

The first taste is always free....

Let's all give in to D A N K, the Dankmus way!

As the maker of the greatest pretzels in vermont, this is accurate

Pretzel swaggin'

You continue to do the lord's work

- H E Y - K I D S - W E ' R E - W A T C H I N G - D A N K M U S - T O N I G H T -

Dankmus, I need 300 danks sent to Meat Packers Union Hall, Batavia, New York

This is a DANK town, pretty boy.

It’s dank! It’s dank! It’s dank! Yes mr.content creator, everything’s dank.

- I N - T H O S E - W O R D S ? ? ............... - D A N K -

Banger

RU-vid is not dank enough for this content.

If marge had a jingle like this her business would have soared

OMG why is this such a banger?

It's DANK! It's DANK! It's DANK!

Liked before even listening and loving the new tracks on Spotify.

This - D A N K - is making me thirsty!

O N E - D A N K - A N D - Y O U ' L L - B E - H O O K E D