Pandas! Pandas everywhere! The punch, they drive, they defend you from Sith Lords! Or at least they do if you buy all the tat from a zoo gift shop. Did I mention PANDAS?
「#1 Schemer」 Well, I'm sure he's got it all figured out. Finding his furniture of judgement began to meet maximum capacity, Stu simply pushed his tat piles together until they formed a singularity.
I'm putting my pedantic hat now, it's called a giant panda to distinguish it from what is known as the lesser panda or the red panda which is actually not closely related to giant pandas
Kat Aclysm I actually never knew that. Red pandas are cute as heck. But I just assumed they were called pandas since they look similar to giant pandas.
And because zoologists realized early on that giant and red pandas are closely related, they actually for decades classified both as racoons, because red pandas look more like racoons than bears. And so annoying biologists would scoff at people who'd call giant pandas 'panda bears' because, dear God, they're racoons you ignorant peasant! Now, much later, guess what they've discovered are actually their closests relatives? Bears. Just like they look, pandas are friggin bears with sharp contrast monochrome fur. So, I hope you learned your lesson: If it looks like a bear and quacks like a bear, then it's most likely a bear pretending to be a duck. Silly bear.
@@theinternet1424 Red Pandas and Giant Pandas are not closely related. Red Pandas are from the Ailuridae family of which it's the only surviving member. The Ailuridae family is part of the Musteloidea superfamily which includes racoons. Giant pandas are as you said bears
I'm surprised you didn't recognize that the first figure was a starving Alaskan Polar Bear in the process of painting it's eyes as a Panda in the hopes of obtaining refuge at the London Zoo.
the image with him and the panda stick with what was presumably his life force being taken away from him was one of the funniest things ive seen all year, strangely enough
2:12 I'm so amused I could go to the UK by swimming just to say "Thanks" and go back home, for the amusement Stuart has brought into my life for a good five seconds
That weird panda ball at the end looks like teddie from persona 4 got morbidly obese became a vampire and got severe bruising from a fight with a large Romanian gentleman.
I was thinking my life was incomplete without that fighting Panda pen but that went out the window when I saw that giant inflatable Panda head on a inflatable stick.
Just cracked open a Jurassic world kinder joy egg. Ashens, they are the coolest kinder surprise toys/tat ever. It was a stegosaurus that you put it's flesh on the skeleton and it's cash.
When I went to Dorney Park in Pennsylvania, they actually had a gift shop with build-your-own-we're-not-allowed-to-call-them-lightsabers, where you could choose different colors and animal heads to stick on. I believe at least one head was a unicorn.
Zoo gift shops are a beautiful thing. They have all sorts of cute animal plushes, but they always round out their selection with a bunch of junk toys and vaguely African-looking jewelry.
"maybe there is some little pandas and I just missed" They are called red pandas, they look a little more like raccons than giant pandas but they are cousins
While it isn't wrong to say that they are cousins, all species that we know of are in fact related, it is slightly misleading. From what we know, red pandas are actually closer related to raccoons than they are to giant pandas. Of course, it is the giant pandas who are the misnomers here. It just so happened that people noticed that there bears had similarities to red pandas (simply pandas at the time) and the name stuck. Over the years, in some cosmic misfortune, red panda became obscure in at least the English-speaking world and the rest is history.
This is obviously a line of toys about Pandaman, driving his Pandamobile, throwing pandapunches at pandacriminals, occasionally slicing their sticky paws off with his pandasaber. He is The Dark circles around his eyes Knight.
