good morning, afternoon and evening ladies and gentleman’s, boys and girls and everything in between. Welcome to the southern river band live at the pleasuredome, we trust you’ll enjoy your stay here at the pleasuredome. For departures the train station is just a short 5 minute journey on the 212 bus that conveniently just stops around the corner on ovens road. Late check outs are not available at this time!! and the breakfast are (is?) anything but complimentary. We ask at this time for all unnecessary clothing to be removed and all glasses to be far more than half empty. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times, and while seated we advise you to keep your seatbelt firmly fastened as the journey through the pleasuredome is full of ups and downs!. Lastly from all of us here at the southern river band…
