Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (Switch) - 70 - Every Eventuality 

12:14 i'm sure if Huey was here, he defintely would have said: "We Could have gotten super ranks earlier if we just reminded you, that you had a POWERFUL CRYSTAL BALL ON THE ATTIC ALL ALONG!?" or something like that

You have no idea how sad I was seeing the ending to Eve’s trouble. I was really hoping her and Podley would get meet up again and maybe get together, but no. Podley, being the coward he is, pretends to not remember her despite very clearly remembering who she was. This is not a better love story than Twilight.

... It's weird, but I do appreciate this... weird consistency, in showing that Podley is just the worst. The most spineless bean I've ever seen, for sure! Makes me shudder to wonder how many broken hearts he's left in his wake - directly, and others, like poor Bobbery. Should get some Bandits to shake the guy down at some point, see how many other letters he's holding onto... On a lighter note, I can't help but find the whole ordeal of the Up Arrow... sort of hilarious, in how weird it is. A whole sidequest just to remind a guy he never got around to opening that box he left upstairs for years. The stars aligning just to say "Hey, you idiot, you said you'd take inventory like, six months ago." In (this particular) Merlon's defense, I *have* bought things, kept them in their boxes, and totally forgotten I've had them for years. Admittedly, things that are more of a household chore, like new filters for a humidifier and things like that, but still. Sometimes a "I'll just get back to that later" turns into something that takes years to remember...

can we acknowledge Mario's fluidity at 15:09 to 15:34?

Amusingly enough, Making Something Up Quick effectively has Mario tell her the uh actual real truth about how Podley feels I guess uh Mario did not notice Podley taking the maak off like canonically or something well uh, not in my playthroughs because I have Maleo catch him in the act with Hammer bonks and Yossy speeds And in your playthrough you just kill him before Mario sees through the lie which is comedy gold

7:00 Bobbery: "Am I a joke to you, mate?"

so yeah mario gains an arrow that just never points in any direction other than up which when shown to merlon, he has a paradox where he remembers Super Merlon Bros. (The Lost Crystals, 2, and 3), Paper Merlon 64, Paper Merlon: The Thousand Year Attic, and Super Paper Merlon, which loops back to present day ...and then remembers he just had to press up on his d-pad to obtain a permanent upgrade he missed Great Story! 10/10!

11:27 No, Skawo, Paper mario was only super through the Wii era.

The question I feel compelled to ask is: why not just have that Up Arrow...y'know, BE the Ultra Stone instead? It's not like they're even really playing up that "oh haha it was just in my ceiling all along whoopsies" joke all that much anyway...

12:59 Merlon is keeping up with the times and picking up some Gen-Z terminology

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5:16 Like a Gatcha game...

2:50 A QUIZ!? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

15:20 Wait, are the Shy Guy repairers a reference to Booster from SMRPG?

It’s possible to get all 3 shine sprites in the room with the Spunia without needing the ultra boots. You need to get on top of the left or right shine block and either use Koops or the hammer. Koops is probably the safer option. It is difficult to get on those blocks but it can be done. Saves a post chapter 6 trip.

I am very curious about how Prince Mush will be