Paper Straws = DISGRACE! | Ep.121 | Sloppy Joes Podcast 

Joe claiming that Shakespeare invented comedy & tragedy with full confidence is such a good example why we need proper education. Glad Ethan was the one with a brain in this.

ethan might be the most unintentionally funniest bloke ever

Anyone remember tomato crisps? Think they might have even been slightly spicy tomato crisps? They were mega! (I think, if this wasn’t all a dream, whilst reading Word Up magazine)

Surely Karl Pilkington has dibs on 'Squoze'

Ethan is an enigma he comes up with some gibberish sometimes

Smith's special words have been 10 years in the making and he now finally has the platform to share..."squoze" and "sprant" hahaha

Back to basics with ripping from XFM! Hahaha love it sloppyboys

Worcester sauce crisps are class, gutted

Every now and then Ethan drops a worldie

I like Costa. It’s warm 🤣🤣

“Sprant” is very common in south wales, along with its borderline offensive variation “sprunt” extended to “sprunted” on rare occasions

Fun house was amazing! Every kid dreamt of going on that!

SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON !!!

paper cup.. and plastic straw.. just never cam up in the meeting i guess

Squoze... Karl pilkington 🤔

There are actually biodegradable plastic black bendy straws. They’re just about 0.2pence a straw more expensive.

Best kids show ever was tiswas 💥👌

I swear Joe has mentioned Vietnam in the last 10 podcasts 😂 he either wants a holiday there or his missus is from there or something 😂, Pat Sharps funhouse was a TV estental for me. Im an 86 baby, 80s/90s where the best.

Joe really thinks he invented the word "squoze"?

Karl Pilkington beat you to it”squoze”, Joe

Who on earth eats a cheese and onion toastie for breakfast? Kid never had a chance.

Ethan stumbled across determinism. Each action in existence seems to come as a result of some other action. Quantum physics throws a wrench in this a bit though, as it does most things

So you’re telling me that Beyoncé is a modern day Shakespeare?

PSPTSD

Thick or what x do more research specially on bacon and Marlowe muppets 😂

This show would be lost without Ethan

My solution to the paper straw is - don’t use straws. At some point we’ve gotta grow up as a society and leave it behind. We’re all out here drinking like babies and astronauts. Time we started acting like adults. 👏🏼