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Papers, Please - Ending 20 of 20 (100 % Accuracy Run, 615 stamps) 

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About the video:
As far as I know this was the first complete playthrough of "Papers, Please" with 100 % accuracy (of course there is an unavoidable quote thanks to Jorji's "gift").
Sorry for the low framerate. My old laptop from back then had problems to play a game and record it in high quality. I hope the sound and video problems are not too big.
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About "Papers, Please":
"A Dystopian Document Thriller.
The communist state of Arstotzka has ended a 6-year war with neighboring Kolechia and reclaimed its rightful half of the border town, Grestin.
Your job as immigration inspector is to control the flow of people entering the Arstotzkan side of Grestin from Kolechia. Among the throngs of immigrants and visitors looking for work are hidden smugglers, spies, and terrorists. Using only the documents provided by travelers and the Ministry of Admission's primitive inspect, search, and fingerprint systems you must decide who can enter Arstotzka and who will be turned away or arrested."
The game was made by Lucas Pope: www.dukope.com
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All glory to Arstotzka,
Sebastian

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@garfocusalternate
@garfocusalternate 9 лет назад
"Approval mark on passport is barely visible." "I am sorry. Immigration officer was trying to go for 100% accuracy run."
@hector9546
@hector9546 8 лет назад
And super fast
@thepepper191
@thepepper191 8 лет назад
He was also drunk apparently
@raitrsu5960
@raitrsu5960 8 лет назад
top keks
@gamecurator
@gamecurator 8 лет назад
+thepepper191 Don't judge me. Work in Arstotzka is hard. Vodka is needed to survive work day. All glory to Arstotzka!
@raitrsu5960
@raitrsu5960 8 лет назад
gamejamcurator top keks
@kerem685
@kerem685 5 лет назад
The run is 100% accurate but the places you stamp those are 1% accurate
@warrmalaski8570
@warrmalaski8570 5 лет назад
Speed running in a nutshell.
@e11eohe11e
@e11eohe11e 5 лет назад
I can understand someone writing 10$ instead of $10 because when you say it out loud, you say "ten dollars." But in no way does %100 make sense, no one says "percent one hundred" lol.
@kerem685
@kerem685 5 лет назад
@@e11eohe11e in my language we write like that so i didnt mind changing it
@kerem685
@kerem685 5 лет назад
@@e11eohe11e i can understand someone using lol for fun but writing some mad comments with lol? and putting dot on your sentences? so funny lol. (see makes no sense)
@e11eohe11e
@e11eohe11e 5 лет назад
@@kerem685 No need to be passive aggressive. I genuinely thought it was amusing since I've never seen it written that way. And that's interesting! Where are you from?
@maltt8715
@maltt8715 4 года назад
"your fired." "but i dont have a single citation!" "yeah but in the last 20 years of working here you never got a single stamp in the box, and thats just embarrassing."
@Janua7ies
@Janua7ies 3 года назад
You are under arrest because you didn't stamp in the box
@_Hamler
@_Hamler 3 года назад
the penalty is death
@Janua7ies
@Janua7ies 3 года назад
@@_Hamler death? Maybe the penalty is being fired or force labor
@prosto_a_user
@prosto_a_user 3 года назад
@@_Hamler Glory To Arstotzka!
@Eckef
@Eckef 3 года назад
@@Janua7ies Penalty is Gulag
@pillowfort1722
@pillowfort1722 5 лет назад
"Her name is Elisa. Please let her through." Me, watching a 100% accuracy run with no citations: *_:>_*
@AngryJesus1
@AngryJesus1 5 лет назад
How can a simple game like this invoke feelings in me I never knew I had.... That was so sad
@drheineken1575
@drheineken1575 5 лет назад
@@AngryJesus1 I approved her entry. I'm too nice.
@tywinlannister8015
@tywinlannister8015 4 года назад
@@drheineken1575 Issue is with that kind of a job being nice is typically something you can't risk.
@Luckingsworth
@Luckingsworth 4 года назад
Ah so you are the bleeding hearts that allow terrorists through the gates. Just think. One "good deed" for one person can kill thousands. They can go live together in a different country.
@drheineken1575
@drheineken1575 4 года назад
@@Luckingsworth I completed the game fine even though she entered..
@thepepper191
@thepepper191 8 лет назад
"Please be kind to my wife, she is after me" Instantly gets ready to deny next passport Lol
@tloutryhard17
@tloutryhard17 8 лет назад
Instantly died of laughter
@spud1355
@spud1355 7 лет назад
thepepper191 NO MERCY! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARSTOTZKA!
@scarthewerewolf
@scarthewerewolf 7 лет назад
Let her enter = Token
@nickjimenez9983
@nickjimenez9983 7 лет назад
Instantly, instant.
@TheBest-lj7us
@TheBest-lj7us 7 лет назад
thepepper191 at what point in the video is it in?
@pester93
@pester93 7 лет назад
"where's your ID card?" *pulls out deny stamp* "right here"
@rion7088
@rion7088 5 лет назад
I hate when that happens so much.
@31thieves
@31thieves 5 лет назад
“T H E R E I S A D I S C R E P E N C Y”
@VimyGlide
@VimyGlide 4 года назад
or how i learned to hate the reason stamp
@ethantrimble6275
@ethantrimble6275 3 года назад
Imagine being the guy who had dropped off the bomb, feeling so smug about doing something in protest of the corrupt Arstotzkan government, waiting for it to explode the checkpoint, when you hear "Damn this guy fucking sucked at making bombs" and "NEXT"
@Divine_Incorporated
@Divine_Incorporated Год назад
😊
@blacksmeim8791
@blacksmeim8791 9 месяцев назад
The disrespect and shame that guy must feel after returning to his terrorist hideout
@mueezadam8438
@mueezadam8438 4 года назад
22:14 _“Why? You have doomed me”_ I’m sorry mam, this is a 100% accuracy checkpoint, not 99.999%
@sonoda944
@sonoda944 2 года назад
jordi: "imma end this man's whole career"
@cameronmcallister7606
@cameronmcallister7606 7 лет назад
"Why am I denied?" "It is stamped clearly there" "Oh... Screw you anyways!" Internet it a nutshell.
@its_elkku135
@its_elkku135 7 лет назад
Cameron McAllister Sadly, that is true sometimes.
@raulmiranda2478
@raulmiranda2478 7 лет назад
I hate it when that happens. Even when proving valid points, you still get disregarded or shamed for doing so
@brendonyearwood4018
@brendonyearwood4018 7 лет назад
Its_Elkku Hi Godot
@nickjimenez9983
@nickjimenez9983 7 лет назад
omgz u forgot to spell it right, it&/ izz
@nickjimenez9983
@nickjimenez9983 7 лет назад
Cameron McAllister "Denied?" "For what reason?" "It is clearly stamped there." "Oh." "Screw you anyways."
@rhi6721
@rhi6721 5 лет назад
"Denied? For what reason?" "It is clearly stamped there." *looks at half a reason stamp* "Oh."
@BlueRiging
@BlueRiging 5 лет назад
Well screw you anyways.
@31thieves
@31thieves 5 лет назад
*O H*
@indestructiblebedrock7549
@indestructiblebedrock7549 5 лет назад
1:54:33
@skyjack1
@skyjack1 4 года назад
“Looks like a red line...”
@andresf754
@andresf754 4 года назад
He denied me so many times
@randomkriegsman8444
@randomkriegsman8444 5 лет назад
“Inspectors Son: daddy could I get a crayon set” “Inspector: no” “Inspectors Son: but why” “Inspector: your crayon set costs 25 credits” “Inspector: the bonus I get for shooting a man is 20 credits” “Inspectors Son: oh”
@humansvd3269
@humansvd3269 5 лет назад
I turned away an asshat that insulted the inspectors son's drawing even though he was good. The meltdown was funny.
@n0kt0h45
@n0kt0h45 5 лет назад
"Is this because of picture? I take it back! Picture should be in museum!!"
@user-ct8xg2rv6v
@user-ct8xg2rv6v 4 года назад
Son :*grabs a golden key*
@undeadprincess5726
@undeadprincess5726 4 года назад
I gave son that crayon set! He is good boy and will be like father one day! I make good money denying people anyways.
@Norinia
@Norinia 4 года назад
UndeadPrincess haha I alternate giving my family heat and fuel in game. It’s the only way I can earn any money. Sorry little Timmy, I make more money by paying the five credits for your medicine than I do regularly giving you heat and food lol
@smoshyv2553
@smoshyv2553 5 лет назад
I love how it's literally impossible to play this game without putting on a bad Russian accent to read everything out.
@someone2427
@someone2427 5 лет назад
I KNOW RIGHT
@pumpkincat8336
@pumpkincat8336 5 лет назад
WTF why is this true
@loganblevenson
@loganblevenson 5 лет назад
William Larson its because words and sentences are spelled in such a way no american/european can say it the way they do
@rgnbgn1063
@rgnbgn1063 5 лет назад
or you can be actually slav
@loganblevenson
@loganblevenson 5 лет назад
yes
@aperex
@aperex 8 лет назад
"Hi im staying for t-" DENIED!
@auuker
@auuker 8 лет назад
I know right XD
@g59590
@g59590 8 лет назад
+ExtraGames so fast
@OfficialIPlayGaming
@OfficialIPlayGaming 8 лет назад
when?
@WforBogart
@WforBogart 8 лет назад
+ExtraGames weight on paper: 80 kg. actual weight: 81 kg. GET YOUR ASS ON IN THE SCANNER!
@certified1251
@certified1251 8 лет назад
"I give you this heirloom" [rubs denied passport in face]
@UndyingDestiny
@UndyingDestiny 6 лет назад
"Papers, Please." "What is the purpose of your entry?" "Vis-" *KA-CHUNK* "Cause no trouble."
@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310
@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310 5 лет назад
He has a nigga pass
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon 4 года назад
If only the DMV were so fast...
@fbii28
@fbii28 4 года назад
Visa
@1994CivicGLi
@1994CivicGLi 3 года назад
1:29:20 you know it’s some high tech shit when it can stamp through the entire book
@ckfeliz
@ckfeliz Год назад
For those who is wondering why he has a citation at the end: At 3:11:40, you WILL get a citation no matter what, since you always end up "confiscating" Jorji's passport. This is the only time you will forcibly earn a citation that you cannot avoid. For Shae (the woman your supervisor asked to be admitted), you can deny her but you cannot detain her.
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 10 дней назад
If you do detain her, your boss will be so pissed that he’ll have you arrested on false charges
@jacksepticeye
@jacksepticeye 8 лет назад
This makes me feel ashamed haha. Nice work dude!
@manny7
@manny7 8 лет назад
hey Jackie
@shadowness
@shadowness 8 лет назад
+jacksepticeye your not that terrible ;D
@thesun849
@thesun849 8 лет назад
Glad to see Jack is enjoying this video.
@fastrashida
@fastrashida 8 лет назад
+jacksepticeye Haha yes!
@davidthosome623
@davidthosome623 8 лет назад
JACKIE BOY LOVE YOU BRO
@lemmesmash89
@lemmesmash89 6 лет назад
"Sees Jorji" "Instantly clicks on Entrant must have a passport"
@CometMothman
@CometMothman 5 лет назад
Lemme Smash *rip Jorji*
@petonomore9932
@petonomore9932 4 года назад
He literally set up before jorji entered the room
@warrioroflight4577
@warrioroflight4577 3 года назад
I can't believe this is 7 years old. The time has passed really fast.
@gamecurator
@gamecurator 3 года назад
Very true.
@blindedbunny
@blindedbunny 2 года назад
I guess you can say the years have been cruel.
@Killerbee4712
@Killerbee4712 2 года назад
@@blindedbunny Thats a good one
@RevennlyTwentyThree
@RevennlyTwentyThree 2 года назад
Me too... feels its just 1-3 years ago for me either...
@gdmathguy
@gdmathguy Год назад
now 9 years old
@beefy7587
@beefy7587 5 лет назад
i wish this video was with an eyetracker, i really can't keep up lmao
@w.roberts8078
@w.roberts8078 5 лет назад
xenogenesis where eye trackers a thing then?
@beefy7587
@beefy7587 5 лет назад
@@w.roberts8078 fair point actually lmao
@erickevin8819
@erickevin8819 5 лет назад
@@w.roberts8078 when did this game came out in ?
@w.roberts8078
@w.roberts8078 5 лет назад
Eric Kevin a fair few years Ago
@Newbieguy5000
@Newbieguy5000 5 лет назад
@@w.roberts8078 its been almost an entire 6 years. Time flies huh
@dorionite1378
@dorionite1378 6 лет назад
“Please be kind to my wife, she is just behind me.” **pulls out deny stamp in anticipation**
@mohameddahir8769
@mohameddahir8769 2 года назад
LMAO
@bookmarks7092
@bookmarks7092 Год назад
Call the ambulance! Call the ambulance! Have seen the trailer* But not for me!
@orctrihar
@orctrihar Год назад
As someone who watched the mini-movie recently : *Have no Mercy*
@nicox-73
@nicox-73 Год назад
​@@orctrihar SAME
@qibbs8934
@qibbs8934 Год назад
timestamp?
@lazydan9660
@lazydan9660 5 лет назад
*while handing denied passport back to them* "What is the purpose of your trip?"
@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310
@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310 5 лет назад
It's like asking, why you didn't eat your food? while taking it from him.
@KieranReed729
@KieranReed729 4 года назад
It’s just formality
@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310
@danielfrankiensimanjuntak4310 4 года назад
@@KieranReed729 You... Evil Bastard, i like it. Continue
@kruxandartillery3654
@kruxandartillery3654 4 года назад
“What is the purpose of your trip... Wait I know... To be denied!”
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon 4 года назад
*Trollface
@stormsand9
@stormsand9 Год назад
3:09:15 I love how you quickly try to process 1 more person before the attack begins so you can get an extra 5 credits lol
@landencolomer1395
@landencolomer1395 4 года назад
Inspector: What is the purpose of your trip? Immigrant: I'm just moving through the country Inspector: Duration of stay? Immigrant: *Forever*
@crocketlawnchair259
@crocketlawnchair259 5 лет назад
I love how you get the discrepancy detector the second you see Jorji coming. Stop racial profiling Cobrastinians.
@whale8436
@whale8436 4 года назад
Detain him
@undeadprincess5726
@undeadprincess5726 4 года назад
Yes, snake on logo is very unique and professional. Like real passport.
@dumbleking5172
@dumbleking5172 3 года назад
@@mrmemes7883 Soldier?! Why are you here? Where is your patriotism?
@Saiavinn
@Saiavinn 5 лет назад
"Sir, there are a few anomalies-" "He's the best damn inspector on the Kolechian Border. Unless he's an EZIC spy, I don't want to hear it." "Nothing to report, sir."
@c.i.aagent3582
@c.i.aagent3582 5 лет назад
Best fucking comment I read so far
@K4rmauh
@K4rmauh 5 лет назад
I *_love_* this comment.
@fastfutures
@fastfutures 5 лет назад
SaneOtaku I *love* you. 😘
@ashers1930
@ashers1930 4 года назад
Big unit Atari kISS
@supernukey419
@supernukey419 4 года назад
I don’t get it Edit: when did I write this?
@fernandoromeronunez2052
@fernandoromeronunez2052 2 года назад
I love how the Ezic guys keep on trying despite you showing absolutely no signs of cooperation hahaha
@ooooooooo2796
@ooooooooo2796 4 года назад
3hrs without ads? Respect.
@Adolyy123
@Adolyy123 3 года назад
Some heroes are not supers
@gacha_Jessery-philippines
@gacha_Jessery-philippines 2 месяца назад
wait a min i didnt notice that theres no ads
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 10 дней назад
Easiest way to guarantee that is RU-vid premium. Seriously worth it considering it’s an election year at the time of writing this
@DaniPaunov
@DaniPaunov 8 лет назад
**pulls up passport** [2 seconds later] **KACHUNK!**
@cameronmcallister7606
@cameronmcallister7606 7 лет назад
Imagine being there, handing in your documents, he picks up the passport, furrows his brow and slam dunks it with a stamp.
@TheCart54321
@TheCart54321 6 лет назад
Misaki Ryan when, where, and how
@invschematics
@invschematics 6 лет назад
He's tired of this sh!t
@renstafari
@renstafari 6 лет назад
lol
@thepuppetshow0002
@thepuppetshow0002 6 лет назад
3:31:00
@verygudprayer
@verygudprayer 7 лет назад
"you have been selected for a random search" *Denies her*
@farhanasingingsandcookings3447
Lightninja I
@fadhilakbar6345
@fadhilakbar6345 5 лет назад
This is speedrun, so denying is much faster than detaining
@hew0014
@hew0014 5 лет назад
@@fadhilakbar6345 it isn't really though
@braveheart1320
@braveheart1320 5 лет назад
@@hew0014 but it is... much faster
@BetterCallBigShotAutos
@BetterCallBigShotAutos 3 месяца назад
​@@fadhilakbar6345I wonder if you could somehow get more cash denying than detaining if you do it quickly
@fausto123
@fausto123 2 года назад
F for Elisa. We all here knew her destiny in this speedrun with no citations.
@coaxill4059
@coaxill4059 4 года назад
Whenever my time ran out and I was on the last person, I would make sure to stamp every square inch of their passport since I was no longer being timed.
@evil2017
@evil2017 2 года назад
Lol same
@Tucans
@Tucans 5 лет назад
Imagine waiting in line all freaking day just to say "opening up this checkpoint was a mistake"
@felesiaawang5601
@felesiaawang5601 5 лет назад
Yikes
@prosto_a_user
@prosto_a_user 3 года назад
Bruh
@prosto_a_user
@prosto_a_user 3 года назад
@@PaganMin671 VERY VERY BRUH
@Carcosahead
@Carcosahead 2 года назад
Timestamp?
@caesarspancake133
@caesarspancake133 2 года назад
@@Carcosahead 1:23
@GriffinheartPlays
@GriffinheartPlays 5 лет назад
"Where is your proof of vaccination?" - I do not believe in va- - *instantly denies stamp* "Get out before you infect me"
@orfeastsakos3025
@orfeastsakos3025 5 лет назад
Griffinheart perfection.
@furjaden8553
@furjaden8553 5 лет назад
How can she infect him if he's already vaccinated?
@GriffinheartPlays
@GriffinheartPlays 5 лет назад
@@furjaden8553 Fair point, but then she might infect everyone else in Arstotzka
@furjaden8553
@furjaden8553 5 лет назад
so basically what im saying is; only a non vaccinated person can infect another non vaccinated person. If either are vaccinated, the one cannot infect the other
@GriffinheartPlays
@GriffinheartPlays 5 лет назад
@@furjaden8553 well, there is a rare but possible chance that the disease could mutate, being immune to the vaccination's affects and now able to infect the people or livestock
@DanielT42
@DanielT42 2 года назад
This run is incredible. Seeing the checkpoint work like a well-oiled machine is really satisfying (even if that means a few sad denials). My favorite part so far has got to be learning that you can detain Ludum and break up his trafficking ring. I thought you could only approve or deny him! I know what I’m doing whenever I play this game from now on.
@gamecurator
@gamecurator 2 года назад
Haha, thanks for the kind words! I am also glad that you learned something from my videos. :) Wish you much fun with "Papers, Please"!
@Cepreu1995
@Cepreu1995 5 месяцев назад
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@tankstriker6634
@tankstriker6634 3 года назад
This ending seems to be "congrats you did your job to an acceptable level.. we dont have anything else to say." Ending 19 or good ezic, "thank you for helping us in the revolution, here's an even better home. Wanna work for us more?"
@BetterCallBigShotAutos
@BetterCallBigShotAutos 3 месяца назад
Ending 18 is pretty much: "Screw the tensions in the country, I'm off to the north"
@voidwarlock2147
@voidwarlock2147 7 лет назад
I'm watching some guy stamp papers for 3 and a half hours... I'm gonna die alone.
@binkycat247
@binkycat247 7 лет назад
we can die alone together
@NapstaYT
@NapstaYT 7 лет назад
YEA!
@Mario2980
@Mario2980 7 лет назад
Hey......he detained and tranquilized some folks too, and defused a bomb....
@xxponyo7332
@xxponyo7332 7 лет назад
Void Warlock we all are....we all are.
@ethansantiago155
@ethansantiago155 7 лет назад
Void Warlock and I'm gonna fail my final
@rileymicklewright7531
@rileymicklewright7531 5 лет назад
Inspector: papers please. Lady gives paper* Inspector: All good.. Inspector: wait, there's a disreptency Lady:Ohh.. Inspector: your height is different Lady: I'm wearing high heel- Inspector: DETAINED
@MitchellTheMitch
@MitchellTheMitch 5 лет назад
Still no comments m8, UNTIL NOW.
@mesterfesh2066
@mesterfesh2066 5 лет назад
No comments in 5 months, and than 2 in one day.
@stevenclaessen2608
@stevenclaessen2608 5 лет назад
I really need to use the bathroom
@Rahmadito.
@Rahmadito. 5 лет назад
Make it 5
@justaperson3910
@justaperson3910 4 года назад
When I read the “detained” part, I heard jacksepticeye’s voice
@RadiantPickle
@RadiantPickle 5 лет назад
"No contraband." "You can see that?" ...Did he not say to face the SCANNER?
@undeadprincess5726
@undeadprincess5726 4 года назад
"I didnt know you could see under my clothes!"
@SAmaryllis
@SAmaryllis 2 года назад
Laughed a little at 1:11:40 where you frantically try to shove the official's paperwork back at him as fast as possible to make him leave, any time an agent/guard/official comes in to waste your clock time it made me anxious lol
@Sobergrey
@Sobergrey 10 лет назад
I wish we could see a spin-off game about Jorji's adventure to find a passport.
@gamecurator
@gamecurator 8 лет назад
+Sobergrey That's a GREAT idea!
@tacopants27
@tacopants27 7 лет назад
Indeed!
@levifravel8432
@levifravel8432 7 лет назад
gamejamcurator ya good
@yaboi1288
@yaboi1288 6 лет назад
Sobergrey Go ahead and sell this beautiful idea to a game company!
@Faramik2000
@Faramik2000 6 лет назад
Fernando Jose IT'S AN ENEMY STAMP
@oce5865
@oce5865 5 лет назад
What if you Wanted to go to heaven? But God said: “DETAINED!”
@dark_attribute
@dark_attribute 5 лет назад
glory to arstotzka
@Sniblet
@Sniblet 5 лет назад
"You are a woman or a man?" -DENIED
@kongfamily3759
@kongfamily3759 5 лет назад
Jacky boy.
@prodCarpe
@prodCarpe 4 года назад
DAB-tained
@PopTap
@PopTap 4 года назад
There’s a game where you can do this lol
@coffeemelonr
@coffeemelonr 5 лет назад
“Oh wow I have all this great skill in checking passports and I don’t know what to do with it.” Lottery: “I’m about to start this mans whole career”
@megansheldon8196
@megansheldon8196 2 года назад
The sounds of the stamping and the bringing out the stamps, rustling of papers and money, the moving of a coin on the table, the people talking, etc. No let's play commentary, no music on top of the noises, nothing. I could fall asleep to it. Its so nice and peaceful to listen to...other than the occasional attack or detaining.
@rosebaker4014
@rosebaker4014 2 месяца назад
lol, I put this on repeat and use it to fall asleep to
@alivingstone9811
@alivingstone9811 5 лет назад
4:30 "hurry up I have a bus" *Literally TWO seconds later* "Finally"
@georgephipps5455
@georgephipps5455 3 года назад
Omega lul
@therealgaben5527
@therealgaben5527 3 года назад
Rudest person ever
@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf
@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf 2 года назад
*Walks slowly*
@WorstAbaYT
@WorstAbaYT 2 года назад
Probably because of the line
@jasontriplett1041
@jasontriplett1041 Год назад
As someone who has worked in customer service, this is accurate as fuck. Some people are just rude AF
@the__wolf5087
@the__wolf5087 9 лет назад
"You have been selected for a random search NOW GET OUT"
@zelda64rules
@zelda64rules 7 лет назад
I can't be bothered to give you the search, and I don't feel like making the nice men with guns do it, so leave. Glory to Arstotzka!
@generalsemyon2369
@generalsemyon2369 5 лет назад
Uuuh DAgames
@NexisTheNonexistent
@NexisTheNonexistent 13 часов назад
You will get your random search at one random time, be prepared 😉
@gamecurator
@gamecurator Год назад
First of all, I would like to say thank you very much for the fact that this video has now received over 3,000,000 views. That's insane! Never would I have thought that my accuracy run receives such attention. Thanks for that! With this comment I would also like to give the answer to a question that I am asked again and again: Will there be more videos published here? The answer is a clear no. Nevertheless, I will remain active on Gaming RU-vid, but with a different channel and format. This channel was always linked to my old website game-curator.com. The site is still accessible, but will no longer be filled with new content. Every gameplay video I uploaded here was used as illustrative material for an article. Since the website is no longer running, this RU-vid channel has also become obsolete. Since I still love video games and would like to present special specimens to the people out there in front of the screens, I decided to take a new path. At the end of 2022, I started a small Let's Play channel called "Sebastian Tries His Best". However, the videos are in German, since I'm German (surprise, surprise!) and don't feel very comfortable speaking English due to my accent. So should you feel like dropping by on my channel, I would of course be very happy about it! I'm not a particularly charismatic or flamboyant person, but maybe watching bearded, long-haired, shirt-wearing, rather chill nerds do their thing in various indie games is just your thing? No judgement. Here you go: www.youtube.com/@sebastiantrieshisbest In any case, have fun on RU-vid and be nice to each other!
@knavesmith
@knavesmith 10 лет назад
"Papers, Please" "What is the purpose of your trip?" *KA-CHUNK* "Visiting Friends" *Returns Passport* "Duration of Stay?"
@gamecurator
@gamecurator 10 лет назад
I just love that kind of moments as well! DENIED.
@xXDragonTribalXx
@xXDragonTribalXx 7 лет назад
NEXT!
@xxponyo7332
@xxponyo7332 7 лет назад
gamejamcurator you are a god at this game All hail gamejamcurator!
@remixtheidiot5771
@remixtheidiot5771 6 лет назад
knavesmith such foresight...
@dragonartist22222
@dragonartist22222 5 лет назад
I wish the stamp stamped everything, so youd have to live with ink all over your rulebook the whole game
@ckv954
@ckv954 4 года назад
DraconicDemon extra hard mode
@justyouraveragemartian783
@justyouraveragemartian783 3 года назад
calm down satan ,,
@javonfr8030
@javonfr8030 3 года назад
satan is taking notes
@tiredandbored909
@tiredandbored909 2 года назад
Danm imagine getting in the game, messing around and stamping the rules accidentally. “Oh it’ll go away next day” “ *oh* “
@NithinJune
@NithinJune 2 года назад
we need this
@ruckhusstudios1012
@ruckhusstudios1012 5 лет назад
2:53:58 Checkmate, Antivaxxers
@TheSteelCrown
@TheSteelCrown 4 года назад
Imagine working at customs checking passports all day and then going home to play this game.
@kellis938
@kellis938 8 лет назад
"Hurry I am catching bus soon" 1 second later APPROVED "Finally" XD
@tobybug779
@tobybug779 5 лет назад
Missed opportunity for time-dependent dialogue
@youraverageuser7039
@youraverageuser7039 5 лет назад
well time is going faster in the game as your working there for many hours so it could of been like 20minutes of her waiting
@monkeymunchification
@monkeymunchification 5 лет назад
3:02:55 Man's access permit expired 9 days before access permits were a thing. Classic Arstotzka
@sneed2600
@sneed2600 2 года назад
Forgery is always funny when done wrong.
@sneed2600
@sneed2600 2 года назад
@@tiagomoraes1510 ofc
@carbag7857
@carbag7857 Год назад
Ah, classic Antegrians.
@Shy_MSRT
@Shy_MSRT 5 лет назад
Checkpoint worker: duration of stay? Man: couple of days Checkpoint worker: get outta my booth
@lolzxl9184
@lolzxl9184 4 года назад
Imagine the stress of the last person in the entire play through crossing the line
@leeeverett1083
@leeeverett1083 8 лет назад
Wanted criminal: Hi I am in transit for 2- Inspector: DETAINED!
@mrdolson2734
@mrdolson2734 7 лет назад
What time did that happen?
@edsmemefactory
@edsmemefactory 7 лет назад
Lee Everett hey dident I see you somewhere else I'm not sure
@TypicalMan
@TypicalMan 6 лет назад
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@arandomguy6030
@arandomguy6030 5 лет назад
Lee Everett he doesn't detain anyone lol
@prodegen
@prodegen 5 лет назад
papa grog He did at 29:31
@bluesox2762
@bluesox2762 5 лет назад
"He does job well, like he barely looks at their IDs."
@cataclysmicterrain
@cataclysmicterrain 5 лет назад
Yet no citation
@cookiestudioproduction7985
@cookiestudioproduction7985 5 лет назад
And barely looked at the entry tickets
@thatelephant
@thatelephant 3 года назад
Quick eyes and mind💪
@summersensation9244
@summersensation9244 Год назад
I like to imagine this is how the protagonist canonically is. Serious about his job, using it as a means only to provide for his family and to properly analyze everything. Faithful to his wife, so no clubs, and does everything absolutely perfect.
@quinnlee-miller9792
@quinnlee-miller9792 5 месяцев назад
That's actually a very good point, despite the numerous calling cards, you never have the option to bang a hooker
@Ku4nc4
@Ku4nc4 5 лет назад
I always feel anxious about him/her getting a citation. Although i knew this is 100% accuracy run. Lol
@undeadprincess5726
@undeadprincess5726 4 года назад
Papers please players feel this in that bones. I know I do.
@Reflexion555
@Reflexion555 8 лет назад
"-Denied? For what reason? -It is clearly stamped there. *half of the stamp is cut off* -Oh."
@Deverey1
@Deverey1 8 лет назад
+Reflexion555 That was honestly one of my favorite parts. XD
@personman6947
@personman6947 6 лет назад
WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAYS
@srankatancevic7285
@srankatancevic7285 7 лет назад
"hurry up" "I am meeting bus s--" "Finaly."
@nadirbaitsaleem7270
@nadirbaitsaleem7270 5 лет назад
I was about to comment about that 😂
@itshuggins
@itshuggins 5 лет назад
Inspector- What is the purpose of your trip? Man- I will be visiting frien- DENIED
@mmmmm_donuts4923
@mmmmm_donuts4923 2 года назад
imagine waiting hours in a line just to get rejected in 10 seconds
@josephstalin1850
@josephstalin1850 6 лет назад
I love the part when he stamps the passport.
@praetorian9823
@praetorian9823 5 лет назад
Stalin
@vicctorree500
@vicctorree500 5 лет назад
Joseph Stalin Mmmm I like the part when he denies the passport
@Datsunz-fr2nw
@Datsunz-fr2nw 5 лет назад
i love the part where we reestablish communism in the east
@Datsunz-fr2nw
@Datsunz-fr2nw 5 лет назад
@@praetorian9823 hey stalin
@praetorian9823
@praetorian9823 5 лет назад
Or where we imprison our son and close family
@bobblehead7002
@bobblehead7002 6 лет назад
I find it funny how pissed the reporters are when denied. Not the inspector’s fault you don’t have proper documentation
@ditto-w
@ditto-w 5 лет назад
basically reporters nowadays
@l.f.r.6523
@l.f.r.6523 4 года назад
FACIST
@undeadprincess5726
@undeadprincess5726 4 года назад
I aM a PaRt Of ThE pReSs, i NeEd To Be LeT iN
@CBRN-115
@CBRN-115 3 года назад
@Poethings Channel I bet the reporter is named Karen or something
@Gabowsk
@Gabowsk 3 года назад
"You have some anomalies" Inspector: **Casually looks to his half-a-reason stamps**
@jeanette8133
@jeanette8133 4 года назад
amazing. never imagined that my playthrough would look so inefficient compared to this. didn’t even know you could have the audio transcript permanently out or that you could stamp both denial and reason at the same time.
@ltcolrayquaza
@ltcolrayquaza 5 лет назад
15:51 "your purpose?" 'Moving through the country.' "How long are you staying?" 'Half a year.' 🤔
@EthanBuzzy
@EthanBuzzy 5 лет назад
Lt Col Rayquaza she is walking
@greyhawk5258
@greyhawk5258 5 лет назад
Very slow walking... Pretty much crawling
@kukasvektor4976
@kukasvektor4976 4 года назад
What about when they where passing through and the time was forever
@progmanrob
@progmanrob 7 лет назад
Dumb things to notice: At 55:50, the department official gets in his fancy car to slowly drive away, only to see a speeding car come down the same lane moments later. I imagine there would be no reaction time, resulting in a horrible accident. I will pray for his recovery.
@ernestoiiiprias1937
@ernestoiiiprias1937 6 лет назад
Arstotzka is a Communist State. Ask Lucas pope.
@romanalonzo9045
@romanalonzo9045 6 лет назад
Hahaha that's so true
@RazartheRaven
@RazartheRaven 5 лет назад
wow
@1a2b
@1a2b 5 лет назад
OH MY
@frogpols
@frogpols 5 лет назад
WOAH
@redphysical565
@redphysical565 Год назад
It's been years since this released, but I want to say how much I like seeing him say "Come back at 6am tomorrow" every day he can.
@morenove5882
@morenove5882 4 года назад
How professional play "What is the purpose of your trip" "I..." "DENIED"
@T_Crushed
@T_Crushed 9 лет назад
"Papers" "Hiya, kun" "Where I left my car keys" All I hear.
@atiyasalman3692
@atiyasalman3692 9 лет назад
lol same here
@lolzzzz3
@lolzzzz3 9 лет назад
T_Crushed What I hear, I cannot un-hear.
@kylezaruba9497
@kylezaruba9497 8 лет назад
Bury me with my money
@honkhonk877
@honkhonk877 8 лет назад
Guards: MÜSKAVT
@crusadernikolai1996
@crusadernikolai1996 8 лет назад
+buffetfood yes where are my car keys
@TheCart54321
@TheCart54321 6 лет назад
2:05:30 You have been selected for a random search (Hands back papers) WHAIT what about the sear- GET THE F### OUT
@q-tip4723
@q-tip4723 5 лет назад
*Calmly presses button* Next please!
@saberknight2474
@saberknight2474 2 года назад
Wish we had an eye tracker so we could tell the process by which this wizardry was accomplished.
@MinergamesWasTaken
@MinergamesWasTaken 5 лет назад
Every time he says next, I hear him say "There, play with doggy"
@Scazoid
@Scazoid 3 года назад
I hear him spelling out N-E-X-T
@Infantryman-ct7qt
@Infantryman-ct7qt 6 лет назад
*Top 10 most overpowered anime characters.*
@aturchomicz821
@aturchomicz821 6 лет назад
Number One: The Axis l WW2
@Miroslaw1161
@Miroslaw1161 5 лет назад
Number three: Japan -BANZAIII!- HENTAII!!
@jetster4117
@jetster4117 5 лет назад
Number 4: Jorji Costava | Papers Please
@thegreatfieryphoenix2271
@thegreatfieryphoenix2271 5 лет назад
Number 5: Shaggy the Dead Meme
@nameisChannelID
@nameisChannelID 4 года назад
number 6: *Arstotzkans*
@svengali990
@svengali990 5 лет назад
Arstotzkan legend speaks of a man, A man who worked at the border checkpoint. Although those who saw disbelieved he was a man or any mere mortal. They tell of waiting in a line that never shrunk, no matter the inhuman speeds at which the man checked people in or out. In conversation, the dutiful clerk always was straight to the point and never dawdled on small talk. In the mere seconds of moving documents to the stamps, he memorized and analyzed every square inch of printed inc, spotting even the most hidden of discrepancies. Unfortunately, this legendary figure was never seen again after the attack on the 24th. The Arstotzkan border checkpoints will never operate as quickly as his very one did.
@arturkiaven8427
@arturkiaven8427 5 лет назад
Ah yea, Estonia in ww2 was similar to this
@colonelcorn5386
@colonelcorn5386 5 лет назад
The most underrated comment I’ve ever seen
@colonelcorn5386
@colonelcorn5386 4 года назад
Callan Revelette I didn’t when I replied to it
@antinverbose229
@antinverbose229 3 года назад
Don't mind me just saving this comment
@beep6844
@beep6844 3 года назад
He was the immigration officer equivalent of the man with the big iron on his hip
@KirstenMarie_MS3
@KirstenMarie_MS3 3 года назад
Jorji's crayon passport gets me every time... "pre-approved, 12345-OKOK" lol.
@wormius7350
@wormius7350 2 года назад
“You have doomed me” “Don’t care + invalid ID + L + ratio”
@RoverdriveXalt
@RoverdriveXalt 10 лет назад
I love how "Real" this game is. Like- grey, terrorist attacks, checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot.
@falcon8752
@falcon8752 10 лет назад
"checkpoint stamping nowhere near the stamp-spot." What do you mean ? What's the difference ?
@Jeramiahstool
@Jeramiahstool 10 лет назад
If you're getting stamped on a passport people who have this job rarely ever try to stamp in the right place
@raven1121
@raven1121 10 лет назад
that is the truth , the only stamp/sticker that is remotely in the box is the one from Japan , every other country stamps theirs everywhere , Laos decided to take up all four spots lol
@dragon53777
@dragon53777 9 лет назад
raven1121 Well the japanese are pretty damn efficient lol
@Sniblet
@Sniblet 9 лет назад
If this game were "real", you wouldn't have a job. The person who spots your mistakes, or at least the mistakes of human players of this game, would be all the country needs. Excuse me for a moment, actually, probably longer than that, I think I know too much. Arstotzkan not-so-secret police are kicking down my door.
@rodmod
@rodmod 5 лет назад
why can this random dude shoot two criminals within the span of 3 seconds, while trained policemen just stand and aim to be shot
@HikikomoriDev
@HikikomoriDev 5 лет назад
just the way things render or something i guess
@Roald94
@Roald94 5 лет назад
@abracosa07 Quality my friend, those jordanian are probably better trained than your average checkpoint guard
@quineloe
@quineloe 5 лет назад
These are not trained policemen, in socialist warsaw pact states these were usually poorly trained, conscripted 18-19 year olds.
@JaggedBird
@JaggedBird 5 лет назад
quineloe thank you
@deletedTestimony
@deletedTestimony 4 года назад
I think you underestimate just how good this border inspector is.
@buglypoff
@buglypoff 5 лет назад
Lol who else watched it in 2x time lapse? It looks really cool
@liberty1425
@liberty1425 5 лет назад
Me! Lol couldn't bear watching it for 3 hours, plus, this way seems even more impressive
@barista3885
@barista3885 5 лет назад
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!!
@Deverey1
@Deverey1 8 лет назад
I like how you always clicked when the day was over to say "come back at 6am tomorrow." I don't know why but that small detail meant a lot to me. lol
@gamecurator
@gamecurator 8 лет назад
+Deverey1 Glad you recognized that! :D
@danielkaiselgruber1750
@danielkaiselgruber1750 6 лет назад
2:57:50 Paper says "read quickly" Player goes "WILL DO"
@microwave7601
@microwave7601 2 года назад
The speed at which he was going, I can only assume the conversations went somewhat like “Papers please” “ I come to vis-“ “Welcome to arstotska” NEXT “Papers please” “I h-“ “Wait here” DETAINED
@dory7693
@dory7693 5 лет назад
Whats a search ooo you mean another reason to- Kachunk DENIED
@JMJackMcNally
@JMJackMcNally 9 лет назад
HE MOVES WITH SUCH STYLE AND SUCH GRACE
@gamecurator
@gamecurator 9 лет назад
Arwww, thanks comrade!
@ajesbayes9057
@ajesbayes9057 9 лет назад
SpeedrunningS Deny all kolech
@zFrostyii
@zFrostyii 8 лет назад
+SpeedrunningS UcheaT
@MatthewChenIsAwesome
@MatthewChenIsAwesome 8 лет назад
+SpeedrunningS Lol, 1 Citation in the end...
@sharpfang
@sharpfang 8 лет назад
+Nick Morilland He places the document in such a way that he can apply two stamps without moving it!
@mucidwolf
@mucidwolf 10 лет назад
I like not hearing the clicks of a citation being printed :3
@NamelessPlayerOfficial
@NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 лет назад
me too :3
@NamelessPlayerOfficial
@NamelessPlayerOfficial 10 лет назад
***** that thing only happend to me once or twice but now the salary is enough because i was working as fast as i could that's why i get nervous when i give someone green stamp because i am afraid the printing sound will start and that will cause a near meltdown XD you should see my rage face when i hear the printing sound
@Icewyy
@Icewyy 10 лет назад
It's like knowing death comes soon
@mucidwolf
@mucidwolf 10 лет назад
Alex Coppersmith You understand good sir/ madam
@Icewyy
@Icewyy 10 лет назад
sir mucidwolf
@mini_tinibrasil3429
@mini_tinibrasil3429 3 года назад
2:51:48 *normally waiting* time's up! people: alright imma outta here *teleports*
@lemroda6843
@lemroda6843 3 года назад
Omg i noticed it thanks to you
@leoninyourmom5326
@leoninyourmom5326 Год назад
honestly love watching people speed run this game because half the time idek why someone is being turned away or detained like that takes so much focus and perhaps memorization, it's super impressive
@lemonmelon1883
@lemonmelon1883 7 лет назад
Only in Arstotzka can you be detained for having a passport picture that looks a little different to your real face
@iworymer7055
@iworymer7055 7 лет назад
Glory to Arstrotzka!
@yapper6907
@yapper6907 7 лет назад
Glory to arstotzka
@SoapHavingFun
@SoapHavingFun 7 лет назад
Glory to Arstrotzka
@leoleo4469
@leoleo4469 7 лет назад
Glory to astotzka
@kenanchiu
@kenanchiu 7 лет назад
Obristran above all! Oops
@Faunarr
@Faunarr 7 лет назад
imagine if it turned out you werent recording
@SansLikesKetchup
@SansLikesKetchup 7 лет назад
kuba zrobczynski LOL
@AJ-zz4ou
@AJ-zz4ou 7 лет назад
kuba zrobczynski RIP
@xxponyo7332
@xxponyo7332 7 лет назад
kuba zrobczynski the three hours and thirty minutes and more would be a waste of time My response if that happened I would kill myself
@CybernikTheHedgehog
@CybernikTheHedgehog 6 лет назад
+kuba zrobczynski OMG
@niffin7983
@niffin7983 6 лет назад
Waselt He could just replay last day
@magicado6294
@magicado6294 5 лет назад
this is honestly the best study/work background noise thank you
@adamhaigh9947
@adamhaigh9947 5 лет назад
"What''s the purpose of your trip?" Denied
@obi-wancanblowme5968
@obi-wancanblowme5968 6 лет назад
The 322 dislikes were denied entry. Glory to Arstotzka.
@Janua7ies
@Janua7ies 3 года назад
721 denied entries, Glory to Arstotzka
@JoshArmendarizPlus
@JoshArmendarizPlus 3 года назад
741 denied entries. It is clearly stamped here. Screw you anyway.
@Killerbee4712
@Killerbee4712 2 года назад
775 denied entry visas. Glory to Arstotzka.
@Mrjestin
@Mrjestin 2 года назад
822 Denied Entries, Glory To Arstostzka
@josuelarriva1925
@josuelarriva1925 2 года назад
833 Denied entrys. Glory to Arstotzka.
@kennethchou4384
@kennethchou4384 8 лет назад
Astrotzka so great not need passport.
@beckiking414
@beckiking414 8 лет назад
Denied. Get out of here Jorji.
@iwillbeaninj5352
@iwillbeaninj5352 8 лет назад
+Becki King accepted jorji is best
@AMJGaming-pz5gk
@AMJGaming-pz5gk 6 лет назад
Kenneth Chou Only need marshmallow. *cough* Random Encounters Paper's, Please musical *cough*
@theninjagamer5632
@theninjagamer5632 2 года назад
Im watching this and Im completely amazed at how fast you do this. Especially towards the more difficult days.
@nathanbyberg
@nathanbyberg 4 года назад
I am damn impressed with your skills dude! No way in heck I could’ve pulled that off! Well done dude!
@actorsnonactors
@actorsnonactors 9 лет назад
I think "next" sounds like "WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?!?"
@hector9546
@hector9546 8 лет назад
Has been questioned many times.
@stephanierose3286
@stephanierose3286 6 лет назад
Omg lol can't unhear.
@GarethJason
@GarethJason 5 лет назад
What does he actually say? If i pay attention it sounds like "Next one in line, please." Or something
@firstordertrooper2124
@firstordertrooper2124 5 лет назад
@@GarethJason It's a different language.
@GarethJason
@GarethJason 5 лет назад
FirstOrderTrooper 2 If thats the case why does it sound like when the border guy greets the person he says "Papers." and the guy replies "I have them."
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