Parkour Civilization be like 

NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE BEEF

can't believe that guy couldn't pull of the 2 block 3960-degree jump that's such an easy one

i have a confession i watched parkour civilization back when it first started releasing episodes a year ago and i just didn’t tell anyone because i was embarrassed to say i was entertained by it

The overuse of the vine boom sound effect is so perfect.

Parkour thanks for parkour uploading this parkour video

"I performed a 3960 degree jump" bro this ain't a whole circle 😭

Eggbo: *uses literally the most op and impossible parkour jump on a parkour pro because of parkour taxes* Also Eggbo: *fails a one block jump against the parkour champion*

1:35 "Oceanwhatgaming" KILLED ME 😭😭😭🙏🙏‼️‼️

"but then I had a very good idea, I jumped for the beef. see by jumping for the beef I could get a whole new advantage and rank up to parkour champion." -Eggbo 2024

3:01 "to match his 𝓯𝓻- jump" 💀💀

the banging sound effect is so accrete lol

3:24 This joke is insanely good.

3:25 RU-vidrs trying to decide between liking children or not

WHY WOULD HE GO FOR THE RAW PORKCHOP

this is peak comedy also i love how you can VERY CLEARLY see the level above but everyone pretends not to notice

3:13 "And then he did a loop-de-loop neo!"

4:04 “and the first thing i was going to a-“ Famous last words

3:02 "To match his fr- jump" 😭😭

the constant "dun dun duns" make this so funny

I remember thinking I was a god at parkour because I used to do ladder parkour

every drum was a gunshot that killed me, because the gunshot is a metaphor for the classism represented in the choice of picking the raw chicken, which provides less hunger but is much better to do, or picking the raw beef, something no-one has done before, as picking the raw beef is a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before, so i went for the safer option of the raw chicken, as picking the raw beef would mean death. i knew this because the raw beef challenge is doing a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before.

Coming back from the dead to post about parkour civilization is crazy

Defeating the Champion's insane jump by making the jump for the beef was the funniest fucking twist

I actually sat through the whole parkour civilization movie in one sitting last night (instead of studying for a calc test), and it was INCREDIBLE

2:57 BARRIER BLOCKS IN HIS HAND LOOOOL 🤣🤣

I love it when the characters move, fly and die randomly.

the thud sounds every time anything happens are the realest part of this

I hope he is ready for JesterPenentrate

The Beef Jump ending the Parkour Battle was Touché

Nah bro uses that “duh dun duuuh” sound effect every 5.8453734895734857348957 seconds

started tearing up when the old man said ''remember evbo, the real parkour was the friends we made along the way''

this genuinely isn’t a half-bad summary of parkour civilization

bro's just making fun of everyone at this point

"Surprise 1 block jump" *dies* I laughed my ass off after that ngl

Here in parkour civilization. You have to pay your parkour taxes.

Heh... This really was our parkour civilization

3:03 "to match his freak- JUMP"

“NO ONE GOES FOR THE BEEF” famous last words

Can't believe Parkour Civilization got abridged

Low key this might be one of the better Minecraft shitposts I’ve seen

The repeating drumbeat throughout the video makes it so much funnier

The constant dramatic thud sound effects really make this the true authentic experience

Inaccurate not enough of him saying parkour civilization

The way his head shakes so much at 2:20 got me laughing so hard

nobody beefs for the jump

Every time they say “IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE BEEF” it sounds like a crapy mobile ad

2:06 Evbo's skill in season two for some reason

Why did parkour civilization suddenly get popular again? Anyways, amazing video!

1:55 “And then suddenly-“

The fact that the parkour champion statue isn’t perfectly in the middle hurts me physically

I noticed this video had a severe lack of f5 mode

not the loopdie loop neo :😭

0:45 ok this killed me lol

bro the loop winded me it was so fucking funny and out of nowhere

The loop-de-loop part was so funny

this is so funny as someone who watched all of the parkour civilization series(also I love the repeated no one jumps for the beef joke)

0:48 “THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE WHAT THE HELL”

“The parkour pro died on the spot” *types in /kill*

the classism undertones were literally screaming in my face

Guys, let's be real, the RAW MUTTON jump is the jump that no one in parkour civilization would ever do.

The div_yverse is expanding…now we have OceanWattGamimg and Egbo

I love how popular this series has become (talking about parkour civilization)

This is even funnier as someone who hasnt actuakly seen the source material-

3:16 new parkiur tech

1:56 “barely losing” *bro ascends*

Besides the obviously hilarious ascending into the sky from the potions stand effect and falling from a missed jump, the foreshadowing on the "No one has ever survived the jump for the beef" is so good.

stunning. gorgeous. beautiful. wig flew, sides in orbit, shitting myself, crying.

I can't believe society and classism is an allegory for parkour civilization. crazy.

YES NEW DIV_Y CONTENT Edit: your skits are some of the only content on all of RU-vid that I will actually rewatch. Even second time through I'm constantly pausing and giggling like a loon.

Even though I don’t know what parkour civilization is, this is still really funny

I love the Evbo's pvp civilization backround music

I actually thought I stumbled upon the real episode until eggbo did the very easy to do 3960 degree jump

parkour- boom boom boom civi- boom boom boom lization- boom boom boom

This channel so underrated. I couldn't stop smiling and laughing 🤣

“every dream has a meaning” my dream:

Parkour is said 35 times in this video, which is roughly 8.5 parkours per minute. (counting half parkour at 0:19 it would be 8.6 parkours per minute) Parkour Civilization is also said 8 times in this video, in which half of them are said in the last minute of the video. 0:00 Parkour: 1 0:10 Parkour: 2, Parkour Civilization: 1 0:19 Parkour: 3.5? (half finishes saying parkour, then says it fully) 0:22 Parkour: 4.5 0:24 P: 5.5 0:26 P: 6.5 PC: 2 0:28 P: 7.5 0:30 P: 8.5 0:31 P: 9.5 0:33 P: 10.5 0:37 P: 11.5 0:52 P: 12.5 0:55 P: 13.5 0:58 P: 14.5 0:59 P: 15.5 PC: 3 1:03 P: 16.5 1:05 P: 17.5 1:09 P: 18.5 1:15 P: 19.5 1:18 P: 20.5 PC: 4 1:26 P: 21.5 1:28 P: 22.5 1:44 P: 23.5 2:05 P: 24.5 SURPRISE PARKOUR MESSAGE _[ ]_[ ]_ 2:09 P: 25.5 2:11 P: 26.5 2:17 P: 27.5 2:31 P: 28.5 3:09 P: 29.5 3:26 P: 30.5 PC: 5 3:38 P: 31.5 3:45 P: 32.5 PC: 6 3:53 P: 33.5 PC: 7 3:57 P: 34.5 4:03 P: 35.5 PC: 8 This is very useful information.

3:12 "watch this DR.EGBO"

lmao parkour civilization is so good. the sound effects are very accurate 💀

take a shot everytime someone says the word "parkour"

The thudding sound effect every 4 secs is probably the most accurate part

"But babe, what about our dat-" SHUSH, DIV POSTED 🗣️🔥🔥

Eggbo is truly a top tier nickname

the constant boom sounds😭😭

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, that's why we shouldn't jump for the raw beef..

man i hate it when i have to get parkour taxed because i am a parkour noob

I like how he talks so calmly yet serious like these are real facts about parkour civilization 😭

my doctor says i cant watch minecraft parkour videos because everytime i hear somebody call a wraparound a “neo” i fly into a blind rage

In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the raw mutton…

wait until someone attempts the rabbit parkour jump.

This might be the best Minecraft Parkour video ever created. Truly speaks volumes about our society.

The amount of sound effects is lore accurate

Literally the most *funniest* thing I ever watched in my entire month...

1:36 LMFAOOOOOOO I LAUGHED SO HARD IRL

I love how you completely took out the whole villain clown and oceanwhatgaming part 😭

this is why no one jumps for the porkchop

3:06 The fact you purposely messed up and fell onto the ground is hilarious

I found the blocks needed to match his 𝓯- jump!

The jump for the beef at the end was the best one of all

the amount of stupid cutoffs and suspense sfx in this video is so stupid and i hate it and i love it at the same time

the fucking thud every single 4 seconds is hilarious