Part of That Church, a parody of Little Mermaid's Part of That World, oozing with Mormon cheesiness! Depicts the oft-encountered and sad situation of a young girl, searching for answers but forbidden by family to investigate the church. Inspired by true events.
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LYRICS:
Look at this book, isn't it neat?
I used to think that my life was complete.
But then I looked through this book,
and it changed everything!
Stories untold, records of gold!
Upon which are writings of prophets of old.
Just one look and you'll see:
Sure, it's got everything!
It's got apostles and prophets a-plenty.
It's got teachings of Jesus galore.
You want war chapters? At least twenty!
But who cares? No big deal. I want more!
I wanna know why they don't drink tea,
I wanna see, wanna see steaks dancing!
I wonder if they still practice, whaddaya call it?
Oh, polygamy.
Flippin these pages doesn't get you far,
Prayer is required for understanding
to find out if this gospel is - what's that word again?
complete!
Why do they care? What do they know?
Why did they cross the plains in the snow?
Setting souls free - wish I could be
Part of that church!
What would I give if I could drink from living waters?
What would I pay to wash away all of my sins?
Betcha in there, they don't have a care!
They seem so happy that they're glowing!
Young men and women - new beginning -
Enter within!
I'm ready to know what the Mormons know!
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers!
Like what's the Spirit and why does it - what's the word?
Burn!
When's it my turn? How can I know?
I'll even cross the plains in the snow!
Hoping to see, someday I'll be
Part of that church.
23 авг 2016
