This was my first time and I literally couldn't breathe. I was in tears. Killing Them Softly by Dave Chappelle is the other notable stand-up that had me about to puke from laughing so hard. So this bit has already entered elite company
Patrice on the news to debate cancel culture was the fucking best. He disassembled any argument they had with his perspective and he did it relentlessly. Highly recommend everyone dig that one up.
Oh MY GOD! I'll be sitting on the front porch in the morning (I start work at 2pm and I work from home) just relaxing in the only part of the day that I have to do that, because I get off at 11pm, and all the way from the bedroom, I will hear my wife, whom I married, because I LOVE her, yell my name (She works from home too), and immediately all the color drains out of my face (and I'm Black lol) as my stomach drops... It's NEVER good!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
One of his pillar philosophies. What makes his comedy so funny is he believes and means every word lmao 🤣 If you haven’t heard of the Black Phillip show back in the opie and Anthony days, you’re missing out on hours of gold.
You realize that he is describing the relationship that a man has at home with his mother, right? Alone, but not alone. Before girlfriends. Who provide that one thing mom can't do for you. Oh well. 😊
Eileen, no, he is describing every single relationship any man has ever been in 😂 you're just not aware of it because you're on the other side of it. You're the hammer, not the nail.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull We don't see ourselves as others do. No $#!% he's describing every man. I know exactly what he's describing. Lol I'm married. It's the same for women. That which is the most attractive to us about men is exactly what is the most pain in the a~~ about men as well. Testerone. 😊✌
@@eileencastillo6323 from a psychology standpoint, that makes a lot of sense. From a comedy perspective, 90% of time with a woman is excruciating! But that other 10% is worth the price of admission! 🤣😉
@@kpmilehigh Great analogy. Real life has to be where the best comedy sitcom ideas come from. "Home Improvement" Absolutely! "Everybody Loves Raymond" There's an old one about a college football coach. Really funny. There's alot of, "If women would just........" Comments here. Well women aren't going to. Men aren't going to either. Of course I have a suggestion about that for both. Remember that neither one of you can read each other's mind if there's a problem. Gotta speak up. 😊✌
Bro Patrice has got it spot on with women! My girl opens up the blinds when I’m trying to watch something and talks all the way through it drives me crazy 😂
Y’all should do some Patrice clips from the Black Phillip Show. Was a radio version where he played the part of a black doctor Phil and took calls and gave relationship advice. Y’all would love it. Great reaction!
Holy crap I didnt realize you guys were just now getting to this. You seriously gotta catch up on more patrice including his O&A appearances. Him and louis ck talking about the the origin of the word Kyke is a good and short example
Precisely why I choose to be alone after my marriage to someone who shat on everything I loved to do in life.. Don't mind it one bit. Have yet to hear, see, or meet anything in the last few years changed my mind. Except maybe a dog
@Lee Brown If women stopped interfering in things, then relationships would be a lot healthier. They constantly complain the TV is loud, yet it's a scientific fact that women have better hearing than men, however they have worse taste, touch, smell and sight than men. No matter how many times you tell them what food you like and don't like, they will still make the same food again and again. I like a variety so I can have something different for a change, yet women insist on buying the same things every single week. I personally don't find Patrice, or 99% of American comedians funny, however as I've seen a few clips of him before on the same subjects, I decided to watch this, and he's 100% right as usual.
@@danielgardecki1046 Wow. Stop wasting your time giving her instructions that she doesn't ever get right. Go to the grocery store yourself and buy everything you need to make what you would like to eat for a change. Then go and get busy in the kitchen and cook it up yourself. Serve her dinner, also for a change. And of course, don't forget to clean up and wash the dishes when your done. 😉
@@FiveN9ne I have no doubt that it is very much a typical answer. It may have been practical hundred years ago, but it is definately not now, that when a woman gets married, of a sudden she has a $#!% load of work to do. Picking up after, cooking, cleaning, shopping, laundry, kids etc etc etc etc. Why? Men certainly have the capability to do those things. It's magnified a hundred times over if she had the great misfortune to have married a bitching ungrateful man like that guy.
@@JDirty-w-tha-30 So what's the problem? Do you fancy yourself to be a great communicator? What makes you think that she doesn't know why she's unhappy? Did she say I wonder why to you? Patrice's whole stand up was about what's wrong with men. Not what's wrong with women. He told you all about you. 😊
For all his great comedy moments I gotta say what actually made me a Patrice fan was listening to him talk about movies on Opie and Anthony. I think about the movies he was looking forward to that came out right after his death and then remember him talking about them... Idk just sucks
You guys are simply the best, make my evening everytime I see the notification. Patrice is one of the GOATS, hands down, a pillar piece in his arsenal this bit.
Patrice was always the best. My girl gets so pissed at me when I get real like that. When she starts up, I literally play his clips and I'm like "See, it's not just me, it's EEEEEEVERY Man On Earth!" lol, love the new couch by the way!
Man, everything he says is 100% true. My GF does the same type of shit. Complains if the light is off when I like it off. Needs to be clingy as fuck the second she sees me. Super annoying.
Yeah. Patrice knew shit. Don’t hit your woman though. It’ll ruin your life. Tell your woman to watch this bit by Patrice. Also show her the Patrice def comedy jam skit where he says when a man doesn’t want to keep talking about nothing but the woman wants to keep talking after you tell her to stop then you (women) are “raping my time.” Genius
@@eileencastillo6323 no Eileen that’s not it. But you already know that. You’re just being sarcastic here. When you’re ready for some real talk, let me know.
@@CLRoess I don't know you. I just know what I read in the comments. Yeah, I was playing around. Personally, I think alone time or seperate interests is a good thing. My husband is an avid golfer. That's a good 5 hours. Perfect. My only complaint is geeze, how much money he looses betting on every stroke of 18 holes of golf. What is the solution when you're both at home and you would rather she be in another room? And also, I have no idea why there seems to be so much to talk about when "the game" is on. 😉 It still boils down to, your woman wants to be with her man.
The thing is, if you've heard the Black Phillip Show enough to get to know his girlfriend/fiancee Von deCarlo, you know his "AIN'T THAT BETTER?" bit at the end of this was probably very true to her.
It is many of ours fantasy that Patrice would be alive now during this batshit crazy era of new feminism and PC culture. This dude would be cutting down heads today. And he'd be ruthless.
