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Patrice O'Neal - Don't Let Women Waste Your Time 

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Patrice O'Neal, Dante Nero, Kathleen Roll and Jim Norton on The Black Phillip Show.

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@ronthemogul
@ronthemogul 6 лет назад
Patrice is The uncle that every young man needs
@calvinrivera49
@calvinrivera49 5 лет назад
He lives forever in his audio and video. He loves forever from the same " ". I just discovered Patrice. What a man.
@jmd749
@jmd749 4 года назад
yes. lol
@EikottXD
@EikottXD 4 года назад
Fuck yes super underrated 🏆
@clashofthehornsofficialytu2082
@clashofthehornsofficialytu2082 4 года назад
Im that uncle to my nephew
@v.r7235
@v.r7235 4 года назад
I wish i would've had an uncle like him.
@philmehrart
@philmehrart 3 года назад
"Pussy isn't all I want, unless that's all you got" that was brilliantly articulate, Patrice was legendary
@bigcohiba298
@bigcohiba298 3 года назад
MINT
@MrBmic
@MrBmic 3 месяца назад
And that's all most of them have.
@dongiapo3610
@dongiapo3610 2 месяца назад
I'm saving that
@robt8042
@robt8042 2 месяца назад
GOAT
@ThePunisher-mg5cy
@ThePunisher-mg5cy 6 лет назад
Patrice was a philosophical genius that mastered women. He also did comedy.
@oneskinnyhonky
@oneskinnyhonky 5 лет назад
Frank Castle knows what he's talking about.
@mindhunter8772
@mindhunter8772 5 лет назад
@Hammer Hand it's not common sense at all, of it was common sense the divorce rate wouldn't be so high
@kaziplayz1623
@kaziplayz1623 5 лет назад
How about you do your research how dare you disrespect Patrice like that shame on you @Body Language Drama
@tonytomei1175
@tonytomei1175 5 лет назад
Because of patrice's take on women and all the advice that I've heard from him. I now have the upper hand in my relationship. That man is a brilliant brilliant black genius and comedic gold at every moment. God damn I miss that black motherfuker.
@omaralghamdi9035
@omaralghamdi9035 5 лет назад
@Body Language Drama like the dude that never had any then made at and someone played his heart.
@ddddd9665
@ddddd9665 3 года назад
The whole idea of being a “whore” by giving away your time and getting nothing in return is genius and eye opening.
@TheBleepings
@TheBleepings 2 года назад
Even worse because at least a whore knows for sure their getting "paid".
@4363HASHMI
@4363HASHMI 6 месяцев назад
Well, would it be considered being ‘cheating’ if someone shared their dynamic within an ratified agreement with their ‘ex’ except for physical contact?
@ddddd9665
@ddddd9665 6 месяцев назад
@@4363HASHMI maybe not literal cheating but certainly a deal breaker for most rational people.
@pedrotherabbit2222
@pedrotherabbit2222 3 месяца назад
Women are geniuses and men are fools for viewing women's sexual attention to men as a specifically valuable thing but men's emotional attention to women as something complementary, something that is simply a given, like air or something. The second you realise women crave emotional attention the same way men crave sex, you realise just how cheap you've been selling yourself as a man this whole time. If it would be insulting for a woman to just give away sex, men *must* feel equally insulted for just giving away their attention.
@pedrotherabbit2222
@pedrotherabbit2222 3 месяца назад
Women are geniuses and men are fools for viewing women's sexual attention to men as a specifically valuable thing but men's emotional attention to women as something complementary, something that is simply a given, like air or something. The second you realise women crave emotional attention the same way men crave sex, you realise just how cheap you've been selling yourself as a man this whole time. If it would be insulting for a woman to just give away sex, men *must* feel equally insulted for just giving away their attention.
@jtajr
@jtajr 3 года назад
"I'm the director. This is MY movie, not yours." Sage words right there.
@travislee9662
@travislee9662 3 года назад
I read your comment at the exact time he said it...scary lol
@sageer2585
@sageer2585 5 месяцев назад
I never said those words , what do you mean! 😂
@pierremartin161
@pierremartin161 4 месяца назад
Literally heard him say it while reading it as well. This shit crazy 😭
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 6 лет назад
The whole dynamic shifted in my marriage once I got a little older and no longer begged for sex. The power shifted back to me and she began trying to throw sex my way just to get the power back. I hold all the cards now that I don't care if she tries to threaten me with no sex or tries to bribe me with sex. The scared look on her face the first time she realized she had to bring something else to the table besides sex.........priceless.
@jonmacdonald2193
@jonmacdonald2193 5 лет назад
she can always divorce you and take you for everything
@rogerthornhill1491
@rogerthornhill1491 5 лет назад
Nick DipaoloFan Beware divorce Nick. This is where she may cash the chips once she realises she does not like the new power balance!
@mgtowarena9636
@mgtowarena9636 5 лет назад
Do you ever listen to Rollo Tomassi?
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 5 лет назад
@Jason Mullings yup, you get it. Women can NOT handle rejection and they will almost die trying to control her man once she loses control. And really the only ways women know how to control men is with fear or pussy. Once she realizes that her screaming and shouting does not work on you and her attempts and controlling you with pussy don't work; they lose it mentally. And because women are not logical, they don't try something else (like being a normal person who is willing to compromise in a relationship), no they simply keep throwing more sex at you in hopes of getting you pussywhipped again.
@fconconstruction6514
@fconconstruction6514 5 лет назад
fuck that bitch
@freeagent8225
@freeagent8225 4 года назад
Society states that men and women are equal, until the bill arrives.
@albertomontano1225
@albertomontano1225 3 года назад
Or the ship starts sinking
@huitzilfromsouftex8774
@huitzilfromsouftex8774 3 года назад
@@albertomontano1225 or the heavy work needs to be taken care of
@albertomontano1225
@albertomontano1225 3 года назад
@@huitzilfromsouftex8774 straight up, bro
@houseofmatrix6174
@houseofmatrix6174 3 года назад
Preach
@houseofmatrix6174
@houseofmatrix6174 3 года назад
@@albertomontano1225 I agree
@musiccity607
@musiccity607 5 лет назад
Damn if Patrice was alive today I feel like he'd have one the best podcast out there Rest Easy 🙏
@landonic81
@landonic81 5 лет назад
They wouldn't let it play. It would be shut down.
@goreds551
@goreds551 4 года назад
@@landonic81 Nah, there are plenty other options now like Bitchute and Gab.
@LingahbytheSea
@LingahbytheSea 4 года назад
The universe sent me this comment
@VinnyBarbarino29
@VinnyBarbarino29 4 года назад
You don’t “feel” like anything, you know. Peace.
@princetamakloe1600
@princetamakloe1600 4 года назад
Music City I felt this
@dirtychivo
@dirtychivo 6 лет назад
"Women are like Dracula trying to eat dinner with you real fast before 5am comes" just ended a year relationship and God damn that's so true.
@MrHandpipeman1
@MrHandpipeman1 6 лет назад
"It is what it is, pumpkin" 😂😂
@appiahallan
@appiahallan 5 лет назад
Chris Black 🎃
@martinigasolini4062
@martinigasolini4062 4 года назад
Lol
@crcmoto3751
@crcmoto3751 3 года назад
I read this as he said it🤣🤣🤣
@macont2145
@macont2145 3 года назад
@@crcmoto3751 hahhha me too..
@shido1716
@shido1716 2 года назад
Read this as he was saying it loll…
@Kashaku3
@Kashaku3 4 года назад
“Thats not all i want, unless thats all you got”
@hank13280000
@hank13280000 4 года назад
Need that on a shirt
@justherefortheviolence
@justherefortheviolence 4 года назад
🤘🏼
@blakelip3
@blakelip3 4 года назад
Facts
@shrektical7674
@shrektical7674 4 года назад
Sweet
@SuperCabrito14
@SuperCabrito14 4 года назад
Savage
@nyjeff365
@nyjeff365 6 лет назад
I always thought he was a underrated comedian but after he passed i have found so many videos like this that help me be more confident and appreciate being a man and learning women from different points of views
@DdDd-gd1rr
@DdDd-gd1rr 6 лет назад
KING JEFF My man. That's what Patreeky would have wanted.
@sandlotscout6358
@sandlotscout6358 6 лет назад
Same here, good luck with these crazy bitches yo.
@anonimus648
@anonimus648 6 лет назад
I honestly think he may be the best comedian of all time. Ppl obsessed with whack stand up, but this free flow format shows the real funny
@morefreedomplease
@morefreedomplease 6 лет назад
Zucio 809 That why he was killed, he was too effective/disruptive.
@monwhooperinvasive8064
@monwhooperinvasive8064 6 лет назад
Zucio 809 PREACH.
@windmonkey95
@windmonkey95 5 лет назад
Man every once in a while I just gotta come back to Patrice's videos, it's like a refresher on what common sense is supposed to be for a man.
@leopetaccia1012
@leopetaccia1012 3 месяца назад
Exactly how I feel. He’s the best ever.
@renragged
@renragged 6 лет назад
I wish I had this type of insight about 25 years ago...
@CE-vd2px
@CE-vd2px 5 лет назад
Why
@GroupConglomerate
@GroupConglomerate 4 года назад
@@CE-vd2px because our society is gynocentric
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Group Conglomerate 👍
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
renragged 🙏
@zombiemachinery4868
@zombiemachinery4868 3 года назад
Well, you have it now. Use it.
@garycobiak5926
@garycobiak5926 6 лет назад
He never really made it big because he basically told the truth about women. Lol. Was ten times funnier than Kevin Hart. Amy Schumer stole a few of his funnier jokes because she assumed since he's not mainstream no one would find out.
@rolandoperez6612
@rolandoperez6612 5 лет назад
What jokes did she steal
@diegoaaguilarj.5060
@diegoaaguilarj.5060 5 лет назад
Don't get it twisted bro he made his paper.. just flew under the radar like a G
@alvinhah3367
@alvinhah3367 5 лет назад
@@rolandoperez6612 EVERYONE'S
@3ddythagoat3ddythagoat47
@3ddythagoat3ddythagoat47 5 лет назад
SlipKid84 no no he used to be he actually used to be
@theateroftheabsurd2168
@theateroftheabsurd2168 5 лет назад
When patrice put kevin on his lap and made him talk like a puppet. The best
@sanibas6088
@sanibas6088 4 года назад
Going through a break up and listening to this, Gives me a way different outlook on being single
@gamalsankara1388
@gamalsankara1388 4 года назад
I wish you well my brother.
@clarkcurtis8392
@clarkcurtis8392 4 года назад
Brother from another mother
@banderas2000
@banderas2000 4 года назад
stay up
@dwnwa1872
@dwnwa1872 2 года назад
Going through the same , happy it was only 4 months and not 4 years and plus right before Christmas 😂
@shadarrslingblade8263
@shadarrslingblade8263 6 лет назад
Hollywood today would treat him like the plague. He was truly one of the funniest men I ever heard. As long as mane stream media keep attacking heterosexual men for being heterosexual they have nothing for me.
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Shadarr Slingblade 👍
@snapeinvader
@snapeinvader 4 года назад
But the online community would welcome him with open arms. He'd have a podcast nearly as big as Rogan's, and likely would creep into being mentioned on mainstream media through sheer talent and boldness. Then he could have a special on Netflix like Chapelle.
@dagobaker
@dagobaker 3 года назад
@@snapeinvader holy a call in podcast...... i can only imagine
@tyandtwenty
@tyandtwenty 3 года назад
No chance friend. Patrice would have been blackballed. He’s a man that deals in truth, whether you agree or not isn’t the issue, it’s that he was uncontrollable and unscripted, unbound and unafraid. He’d be rightly celebrated by free speech advocates and would garner attention for that. But mainstream would have seen him as a threat of epic proportions. A one-man wrecking ball to every single pillar the left and the elite control. His whip crack wit and fearless intellect is missed dearly...and needed. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Patrice Oneale, Kinison, Geraldo, Robin Williams:.:.if any of them were alive today they would be extremely inconvenient for the elite. When comedians become the culture’s philosophers....you know your society is sick and dying. When the only truth is coming from joke writers-you know your culture is in a steep descent
@PlatinumHustle
@PlatinumHustle 3 года назад
I still believe he was murdered by the industry..
@busbystandup1337
@busbystandup1337 5 лет назад
This is man-church, and Patrice is the Pastor. Damn we need him today more than ever... RIP
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Busby StandUp 👍
@manscv7037
@manscv7037 4 года назад
As a muslim this is the only church i'm gonna always attend to 🤙🏽
@BrendonBrooks
@BrendonBrooks 3 года назад
St. Patrice.
@jaysnow4074
@jaysnow4074 6 лет назад
The second question she asks after just meeting him is "what do you do?" classic woman.
@phillytheflyerable
@phillytheflyerable 5 лет назад
"I'm doing ok" what do you do? lol. wanted a free meal
@VotePaineJefferson
@VotePaineJefferson 5 лет назад
When I get asked a question I always respond with I'm unemployed. Clears out those gold digging ditches REAL quick. If you don't want to lie just be as vague as possible and then change the subject.
@cosmopolitanbay9508
@cosmopolitanbay9508 5 лет назад
- I focus on fucking hot bitches
@josephlinden1630
@josephlinden1630 5 лет назад
A good response is saying, I’ll tell you when I want. Creates mystery and the idea that you care what she thinks and therefore you don’t look needy.
@theungreatkahli
@theungreatkahli 5 лет назад
Ha true.
@theerealatm
@theerealatm 5 лет назад
If a woman is holding out that means that's all she has to offer and doesn't want to give that up so soon.
@Rozzado
@Rozzado 5 лет назад
Dead fuckin' on brother. ✊
@CodeBleu724
@CodeBleu724 5 лет назад
If she likes you but doesn’t want to fuck you right away, that means she wants to fuck someone else first, and is probably already fucking someone else. If a woman actually wants to have sex with you, she does not wait beyond the minimum to make her not feel like a slut. Women don’t wait for things once they want them. That’s why they max out credit cards and are usually beyond broke.
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
_atmofficial 👍
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 4 года назад
@Jacob Strom It's not that hard to get women. But you have to put in the time to learn how. Just having a hard dick isn't going to do it. Witness the incel's problems. They have no idea how to get women to like them.
@patana256
@patana256 4 года назад
@@CodeBleu724 this is straight up fact
@RearAdmiralTootToot
@RearAdmiralTootToot 6 лет назад
Here's a pre-screening option: Drive a low value car, even if you're loaded. Shallow women will judge you wrong, ignore you, and this will save you a lot of time and money. I drive a 95 Honda Civic that I've had since I bought it cash in 2002. It's been a great car. When it got dented 2 years ago, did I fix the dent? Nope. It doesn't effect the function of the car and it pushes away shallow girls. It's one of my shit test for POS females. Little did they know that my house is paid off and I've got money, but the laughs on them.
@mbelma6329
@mbelma6329 6 лет назад
RearAdmiralTootToot A modern day “lock the door” test straight outta Bronx tale. Good on you, brother
@matthewlapish1107
@matthewlapish1107 6 лет назад
I feel you but your still single
@priley817
@priley817 6 лет назад
RearAdmiralTootToot i disagree you can have a nice car just know how to pimp and you are fine
@MrDirtclodfight
@MrDirtclodfight 6 лет назад
RearAdmiralTootToot you're full of shit
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 5 лет назад
Or, if you just want to fuck women but not have a relationship, just drive a nice car and flash your money. Imply that you will take them to nice places and fuck her, and lose her number. rinse and repeat.
@localone1597
@localone1597 6 лет назад
I told a female friend of mine once that just like a woman wants a man to prove himself first, she has to prove she's not just out to be treated. After a few dates she has to be willing to pay too. If not by then she's offering to pay, I'm done. I tell my son, don't be spending your money on these girls
@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp
@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp 6 лет назад
Jonathan Collins After the 1st few dates? Idiotic strategy. I know many evil women who abuse that transparent beta move. Go Dutch from Day 1. I teach my seed (daughter) the same, & any young male (family or not) who will listen. After a few dates? Obvious holes. You slightly moved the line to feign being alpha. Tighten up sir
@MrOuchiez
@MrOuchiez 5 лет назад
@@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp - Damn straight! Dutch or no date, ESPECIALLY on the first few! Too many leeches and lampreys out there and on them dating apps lookin for a free meal ticket. HELL NO, I'm not the guy, toots.
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Jonathan Collins 👍
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Beeblebrox One. 👍
@Curiousnessify
@Curiousnessify 4 года назад
@@PetrodollarDealEndedSoWakeUp You're trying too hard
@metalphobos3632
@metalphobos3632 4 года назад
In a time where we need him the most...
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Metal 👍
@leondreamcast
@leondreamcast 3 года назад
Bruh Patrice is lowkey the creator of the Redpill, all these red pills dudes on RU-vid need to be thanking him
@ricardoespinoza4184
@ricardoespinoza4184 3 года назад
This information about women has been known since we were apes bro. Patrice just adapted to todays western society, many pick up artists like Ross Jeffries have been stating this shit before Patrice. Though props to him for verbalizing it in such a clear, direct and funny way.
@aronortiz2136
@aronortiz2136 3 года назад
Tom Leykis also deserves some credit
@danklegosi6084
@danklegosi6084 2 года назад
@JD 23 ha I got red pilled around 2018-2019. It helped me get through lots of rough patches that I've encountered in life
@samusaran7317
@samusaran7317 Год назад
@@aronortiz2136 Hardly. Snakeoil salesmen
@ItsDeonJulio
@ItsDeonJulio 4 месяца назад
He is
@pat3325
@pat3325 6 лет назад
Patrice was so on point and authentic. I keep coming back to his videos to get some therapy
@MegaOhhboy
@MegaOhhboy 6 лет назад
Pat I do to this my with to me lists ing to this today
@petervasz3739
@petervasz3739 6 лет назад
Pat same
@Josh-go5lu
@Josh-go5lu 3 года назад
Yep. I come back to remind myself to stay true to the rules. Or these bitches will walk over you
@YoungDirtyMexicanOfficially
@YoungDirtyMexicanOfficially 3 года назад
@@Josh-go5lu facts brooo facts...
@peab9179
@peab9179 3 года назад
this truly is therapy
@JorikD
@JorikD 4 года назад
Basically, know your own value and don't let someone put you down. You don't have to be a dick and show her how amazing you are all the time. Just be honest when you need to be. You choose who you want to be with. There's always someone else if she thinks she can do better, and that's the same for you.
@Slopdoggy
@Slopdoggy 2 года назад
The idea of “don’t let women waste your time” has saved me a lot of grief over the years. Miss this man, he was a fuckin genius
@monwhooperinvasive8064
@monwhooperinvasive8064 6 лет назад
Dude...that is probably the best advice on women i've ever heard...Peace Patrice!
@jcsmooth70
@jcsmooth70 4 года назад
If she's not trying to build with you and help you realize your full potential, she's wasting your time. But make sure you are getting to know her as well and supporting her. Her everyday conversation with let her know where her mind is at.
@inzo313
@inzo313 6 лет назад
I love how Patrice would always be forced to Snap on Cathleen 😂🤣🤣
@mgtowarena9636
@mgtowarena9636 5 лет назад
Cathleen's question around 6min is the classic example of the female covert attempt to flip the guy's issue around on him, bascially saying "you're dating the wrong women" hence everything is men's fault.
@haza123b4
@haza123b4 4 года назад
@@mgtowarena9636 *Truth*
@mgtowarena9636
@mgtowarena9636 4 года назад
@@haza123b4 Indeed.
@johnnysullivan436
@johnnysullivan436 4 года назад
It's funny how men never ask that question
@mgtowarena9636
@mgtowarena9636 4 года назад
@@johnnysullivan436 I agree. When I hear that type of rhetoric/ someone who has complaints. I take it for what its worth.
@giuseff
@giuseff 5 лет назад
2019 and i’m STILL listening the wisdom of Patrice. R.I.P. Genius.
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
giuseff 👍
@alantinoalantonio
@alantinoalantonio 4 года назад
2020 👌
@mistermasterful3556
@mistermasterful3556 6 лет назад
RIP Genius Patrice
@sidneygrosshar269
@sidneygrosshar269 4 года назад
Never be afraid to walk out on the deal. You are the prize not her.
@781TheVbyz
@781TheVbyz 2 года назад
Facts . My sister said with the evilness my man outta town can't wait till he come with hat bag. I said boi . I'ma get ah dog . I had enough
@Thisisnttravis
@Thisisnttravis 3 года назад
Patrice is so right. Went through a breakup and broke it off first, and then somehow she broke up with me and then I tried to fix everything doing anything I can to make it work, but the moment I was like fuck it leave if you want to leave it all switched and I was desirable again... but not going back to that now... it's true that you learn about each other's true character during a breakup
@naadde
@naadde 11 месяцев назад
I think even Patrice O'Neal said once "If you righteously leave, she will righteously stay"
@whodis5444
@whodis5444 2 года назад
I wish Patrice was my dad. He would have taught me so many valuable life lessons that my actual parents neglected to do. Rest in peace king. Gone but never forgotten.
@antropatico
@antropatico 5 лет назад
Patrice, please. I am choking on this huge red pill.
@Nghwazi
@Nghwazi 4 месяца назад
Pause
@Nghwazi
@Nghwazi 4 месяца назад
Pause man
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 5 лет назад
The last line in the video (Jim Norton) was so true. When women act like they are doing you a favor for "letting" you go down on them..........Disaster area is a good description.
@dcrea9416
@dcrea9416 3 года назад
I really always admired this man's honesty. I don't think that there was any lying or bullshit in this guy. That is probably a big part of why he was so damn funny.
@gavinhakes4859
@gavinhakes4859 4 года назад
I believe that it is part of women's nature to want to tame men a little bit. They aren't interested in you unless you are wild or manly at first. If you arent comfortable coming down a notch or two, then you should do what I do. I like to play up my manliness more than I actually am and allow them to bring me down to my baseline. This way they get the satisfaction of doing what they want and I get to still be me.
@forgotaboutbre
@forgotaboutbre 2 года назад
Ah, 11-D chess it is!
@piercethesnare
@piercethesnare 5 месяцев назад
This is genius
@Me-eb3wv
@Me-eb3wv 3 месяца назад
W
@tonytigervarley
@tonytigervarley 4 года назад
I instantly feel powerful in myself when I hear Patrice
@th-qk3js
@th-qk3js 3 года назад
Men we will be better off once we realize a whole lot of our stress comes from simply sharing a world with women.
@lionel.messi10
@lionel.messi10 3 года назад
That's true..but what about the sexual urges/having a companion of opposite gender... that's what really pushes a lot of us into being with a woman..any ideas?
@itsampofcourse
@itsampofcourse 2 года назад
@@lionel.messi10 discipline. That's the only answer I've found
@ForGlory1
@ForGlory1 2 года назад
@@itsampofcourse I respect that. One nut can come with years of headache
@paull.6026
@paull.6026 2 года назад
@@ForGlory1 100% my man. I've been trying to tell younger dudes that for years. Especially dudes that slum or sport bang just to get laid. Dire consequences are at stake. Use your brain. Use caution. Use discipline. Ask any guy that knocked up a booty call or a skank how he's feeling about that reality.
@AlonsoBall88
@AlonsoBall88 3 месяца назад
We were happy when all we cared was playing ball
@samyosemite4193
@samyosemite4193 4 года назад
"Where do you meet these women ?" Everywhere. When men describe gold diggers in front of other women, they always says something like this as if she doesn’t have any friend who is a gold digger or she haven’t seen any gold digger in her lifetime.
@standoughope
@standoughope 6 лет назад
We all weren't worthy of Patrice's genius and hilarity. He'll be so missed. I as a man wept when I found out that he died. Judge me, fine. I'm a pussy with an emotional limit that's too soft. I cried when Mitch Hedberg perished as well. Bill Hicks' death was the first to break my heart, I was a sophomore in high school when he died of pancreatic cancer. Carlin too of course hit hard but he lived a full life and I mean *FULL!* Robin Williams was a blast of "fuck life" to my frontal lobe as well. RIP Patrice. =*(
@antonchigur4299
@antonchigur4299 6 лет назад
He'd be having a field day with all the shit that's been going on lately
@KhemistryIBMOR
@KhemistryIBMOR 6 лет назад
Yes. Patrice is missed.
@rawsko0316
@rawsko0316 6 лет назад
Sorely miss Patrice. Ive gotta quit eating so much sugar...
@carlosdanger4648
@carlosdanger4648 6 лет назад
Ryan Swanson I love Patrice, think he's funny as hell but your putting him on some god level shit I he really wasn't that great
@standoughope
@standoughope 6 лет назад
*Carlos & Eric* I can understand the minor communication breakdown. I'm not placing Patrice on a Jesus level... he's well above that. People like him are a dying species, to use the word loosely.
@Archemik99
@Archemik99 2 года назад
This dude was so ahead of his time, damn. Rest in peace legend
@brennancarter7721
@brennancarter7721 3 года назад
This is one of his best clips by far, men need this. Patrice, you are dearly missed.
@jamie49868
@jamie49868 6 лет назад
A man, in order to find a mate (not just to get laid), needs to have a few things...a job, a car, a place to live, a couple of bucks, etc. A woman, well she just needs to look half way decent. Wealthy guys marry Hooters waitress's with no education and no future all the time....you don't see it the other way. Men by necessity have to figure out many things just to survive in this world. Fast forward a few years and the average man knows so much more useful shit than the average woman that you can't even compare them to each other. Sure, there are exceptions, but in your life that is why you go to mom for compassion, and to dad for wisdom and advice. Women generally don't have much to offer, and once you're broke the pussy and compassion are "out of service".
@PureDisorder
@PureDisorder 6 лет назад
jamie tisoto well said
@CE-vd2px
@CE-vd2px 6 лет назад
jamie tisoto you sound a little unsympathetic although the points are true. But jesus christ think about how screwed ugly women are. Even if they take care of themselves, so lonely.
@jamie49868
@jamie49868 6 лет назад
That's funny! I don't know Cody. I have seen some very unattractive women bossing men around. Then there is always prison and whiskey along with men of poor taste.
@stevegwizzle3560
@stevegwizzle3560 6 лет назад
It's why involved fathers, male teachers, male counselors, male only spaces etc...are very important for the male youth n children so that they can pass this important information down to them. And as you can see, a lot of men are being ousted from their families, their communities, their jobs and I think its getting out of hand. We as men need to start doing something about this. I personally have begun to mentor and guide some male family members in my family and Im looking to get involved in a club or male youth program if there are any.
@mateohouse123
@mateohouse123 6 лет назад
jamie tisoto I love being a man. Life is very fulfilling.
@drewkm32
@drewkm32 3 года назад
I wish I heard Patrice’s philosophy’s before HS and during. My dad told me the same thing I just never wanted to accept it at the time bc I was around women a lot groaning up learning about women(teachers/family) I’m so thankful this audio and some video is on the internet forever. RIP one of the best of all time 🙏🏼💯
@Darrell7777
@Darrell7777 4 года назад
"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another". ~H. L. Mencken
@Darrell7777
@Darrell7777 4 года назад
@Al Zeus No problem!
@redman6790
@redman6790 3 года назад
What a quote man
@georgecarlynn3783
@georgecarlynn3783 3 года назад
"Love is overestimating the differences between women"
@dumisanishelembe951
@dumisanishelembe951 3 года назад
Legendary
@kylenewberry9792
@kylenewberry9792 6 месяцев назад
A lot of gay guys in these comments apparently, Jesus Christ. If you loath woman so much just date men, just stop being a psycho lmao.
@Betterhose
@Betterhose 4 месяца назад
I think it is best to ignore women (to some degree). If you pursue them and court them, you signalize them that they got you hooked. But when you ignore them (for example not texting after you went on a date) you show that your time is too valuable to play her "games". The added bonus is that people always want what they can't have. And if they can't have you, they'll want you even more. When I started college, there was an event for all the freshmen to get to meet/know each other. I can't remember how we got to that topic but I jokingly told a girl, that she wasn't good enough to become the mother of my future children. She went absolutely nuts and followed me around for the entire rest of the evening - even into my room. 😁
@___AWFUL___
@___AWFUL___ 3 года назад
This segment is really all a young man needs to hear. Perfectly said by the GOAT. RIP king
@sole__doubt
@sole__doubt 5 месяцев назад
The amount of straight up wisdom in these Patrice clips is unreal. The man was on another level to have it this figured out at such a young age.
@Spright91
@Spright91 5 лет назад
If Patrice was alive today he would be shunned by the mainstream but his underground following would be massive.
6 лет назад
Norton’s line at the end was BEYOND gold. 10:30
@ChronicDreamer1st
@ChronicDreamer1st 6 лет назад
There is so. much. truth. in what he is saying. I had to learn these lessons the hard way. All teenage guys of dating age need to hear this wisdom, trust me
@MrAndrew201
@MrAndrew201 6 лет назад
ChronicDreamer1st you don't know shit lol
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
ChronicDreamer1st 👍
@STMARTIN009
@STMARTIN009 4 года назад
Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!
@MyYTaccountName
@MyYTaccountName 4 года назад
We need a man like Patrice in 2020. He would absolutely crush the feminist movement. People would probably try to cancel him and give his material negative ratings.
@ObakuZenCenter
@ObakuZenCenter Год назад
Did you genuinely not realize that this was all fantasy and that O'Neal did really badly with women? How sad. At least you outed yourself as an incel.
@colombiasupremo3104
@colombiasupremo3104 Год назад
@@ObakuZenCenter Interested to hear, what proof you got? Show me
@whatsthebigfndeal
@whatsthebigfndeal Год назад
​@@ObakuZenCenter I guarantee his girl looked better than yours
@khav11
@khav11 9 месяцев назад
Trump is 100x more powerful patrice ever was
@IanR1205
@IanR1205 4 года назад
Demonstrate your value. Engage physically. Nurture dependence. Neglect emotionally. Inspire hope. Separate entirely. Follow this systematic approach to make any woman love you.
@davyjones9595
@davyjones9595 3 года назад
Treat women 2nd to none and you will have them all. Chase excellence not women brothers. Love you P
@glennmcconell7055
@glennmcconell7055 5 лет назад
7:45. Patrice to Kathleen: "It is what it is pumpkin". Lol. Love Patrice. RIP.
@tyandtwenty
@tyandtwenty 3 года назад
Imagine his take on the insanity all over this country today. He would have a been a one-man wrecking ball to the race baiting and cultural breakdown. Rest In Peace Patrice - a modern day philosopher and hilarious man. One of a kind.
@dirtysailor49
@dirtysailor49 Год назад
This is the type of thing that we need now more than ever. You are greatly missed, Patrice!
@jonvia
@jonvia 3 месяца назад
Patrice is the black dad I never had but always knew I needed.
@prolaxbro4474
@prolaxbro4474 3 года назад
It’s unbelievable how much Patrice found out his own. It’s remarkable.
@ivanlecic8965
@ivanlecic8965 4 года назад
So sad this man is gone. We need you now more than ever man!
@jordanrioscreations
@jordanrioscreations 6 лет назад
"And you're in Chicago, right? Oh, okay." lol
@wisterV
@wisterV 6 лет назад
Jordan Rios Great timing, I was reading this quote while the guest said that comment above!
@parshanido
@parshanido 5 лет назад
wisterV me too lmao
@redken5988
@redken5988 4 года назад
I don't get it NOT FUCKING GUILTY
@jbull21217
@jbull21217 6 лет назад
This guy was so brilliant. Rip to one of the greatest comics ever
@drewpowers7236
@drewpowers7236 4 года назад
Patrice, you changed my life bro. I wish I could say thank you in person and shake your hand
@doggydude4123
@doggydude4123 4 года назад
I was thought he was just a comedian. He's more of a life coach.
@willknowsright9615
@willknowsright9615 6 лет назад
I love you Patrice.
@Gamechangerr667
@Gamechangerr667 4 года назад
Wow! This guy cleared so many of my doubts regarding women.
@iceKING860
@iceKING860 6 лет назад
the gwad...gone before he could write the men's bible.
@shawnburke1078
@shawnburke1078 5 лет назад
1
@theytrackingeverything7328
@theytrackingeverything7328 5 лет назад
AWil 🏆
@snapeinvader
@snapeinvader 5 лет назад
No bible but someone compiled all his stuff into a book: www.amazon.com/Men-Its-Your-Fault-Kalm/dp/197643811X
@ibrochillin
@ibrochillin 4 года назад
😂 😂
@scizahands
@scizahands 4 года назад
Read Sirach 25th and 26th chapters it has been written.
@jitsute
@jitsute 6 лет назад
"It is what it is, Pumpkin." *Slow Clap*
@maxdawg
@maxdawg 5 лет назад
that rattlesnake analogy was brutal... but oh, so true. when you let women be who they are, you know what to expect. they want you to believe their story (make-up, push-up bras, spanx, etc.) instead of the truth. that physical deception is only half of it; be prepared for the emotional/mental deception as well, which is what Patrice explains. and again, don't be mad at them... it's just who they are. that's the game they've played since the beginning of time to survive.
@surgedidit
@surgedidit 3 года назад
@@maxdawg Exactly, It’s their nature.
@Couraginality
@Couraginality 3 года назад
You have to be willing to give up on fear and worry about sex completely to accomplish the things Patrice talks about. It’s worth it though.
@terencemayers6568
@terencemayers6568 4 месяца назад
R.I.P Patrice 😢,you are now listening to a legend
@cellyurr
@cellyurr 4 года назад
I needed all his videos like ten years ago. I'm sad how late I am. He could've had the best podcast in America.
@shawngilliland243
@shawngilliland243 4 года назад
This is timeless and priceless wisdom. Thank you, Patrice. Wish you hadn't had to leave us so soon.
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Shawn Gilliland 👍
@roberttyler5808
@roberttyler5808 3 года назад
This is why paying for it makes life easier. No wasted time and your back to your life.
@drinkingpoolwater
@drinkingpoolwater 3 года назад
i gotta agree. just be safe out there. don’t get caught up in some BS.
@ypmm53
@ypmm53 2 года назад
Man! Patrice was men’s god sent. His perspective on things is amazing! He is on point too. RIP King…
@goke1528
@goke1528 4 года назад
I have simped for 19 years listen to this man, I want to take a step to never again
@anunnakimenagerie
@anunnakimenagerie 5 лет назад
"Hi, I'm George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents"
@sczuylevch13
@sczuylevch13 4 года назад
here George here's all the pussy and all the gold!
@candicedice8605
@candicedice8605 4 года назад
@@sczuylevch13 yes he's the prize
@geepeeone
@geepeeone 4 года назад
I remember that episode in the diner and he got the girl!
@lincolnscott5620
@lincolnscott5620 5 месяцев назад
@@geepeeone i'm Victoria, hi, you ordered the exact same meal as me.
@JubilantAntics
@JubilantAntics 6 лет назад
"like Dracula try'na eat dinner with you REAL FAST before 5AM comes." lol
@charms71
@charms71 6 лет назад
JubilantAntics that line got me lol
@dagobaker
@dagobaker 3 года назад
comparing women needing to get married to dracula lol
@reginaldwoods6615
@reginaldwoods6615 3 года назад
@@dagobaker he’s not lying. This video is over 15 years old and it’s still relevant.
@slimeballz
@slimeballz 6 лет назад
Standing ovation ova here!!
@daddyCoool28
@daddyCoool28 3 года назад
Everytime i repeat these clips i see how much more insight Patrice had
@jason1440
@jason1440 5 лет назад
Finally somone talking some sense in the age of man hating.
@feman5274
@feman5274 4 года назад
Jason 🙏
@dayb6396
@dayb6396 4 года назад
“It’s like Dracula tryna eat dinner with you real fast before 5am come”😁😁
@jessedarren1511
@jessedarren1511 2 года назад
Always make sure that a woman is more invested and enthusiastic about you than vice versa. ALWAYS. It can vary, somedays you can get close to her level, but never care more about her than she cares about you. The very moment you sense that this delicate balance is disrupted, throw her away. It's a sign of the end times, might as well exercise some dignity and self respect. Mentally and emotionally prepare to throw them away at a moments notice.
@jonsalt3241
@jonsalt3241 4 года назад
This Brother dropping truth bombs everywhere!
@Michael1234567860
@Michael1234567860 4 года назад
“It is what it is pumpkin” 😂😂
@socaltop10
@socaltop10 6 лет назад
I miss this man. RIP Patrice
@TonTon.2142
@TonTon.2142 7 месяцев назад
This guy was red pilled before “red pill” was even a think. Wow, so much of what he says is so true and will always be with women. I remember Patrice being funny and accurate with his jokes, but I was too young to understand that everything he said about women was true.
@JezaLoki
@JezaLoki 4 года назад
"What do you do!" Classic female question
@monehget
@monehget 4 года назад
"Well, whatever I feel like I guess."
@sterlingsilver5937
@sterlingsilver5937 4 года назад
I'm glad to know that other people have had similar experiences to me. It's rude how blatant some young college girls are about asking what I do for work. As if I was oblivious to the fact that some of them are asking with the intention of measuring what I make. I'd much rather be asked what I do for fun or what my hobbies are. I do more than just earn money, and I also have a personality. It would be nice for some of those other aspects of who I am to be appreciated more often. Whether or not I received that appreciates from others I will appreciate myself.
@MeneTekelUpharsin
@MeneTekelUpharsin 3 года назад
I feel you. But think about it, if you were a girl you wouldn't want to be with unmotivated guy who doesn't want to advance in life. Most guys are okay being with unmotivated girl as long as she's hot but girls don't think the same as guys.
@JezaLoki
@JezaLoki 3 года назад
@@MeneTekelUpharsin I always under play what I do to give the impression I don't make much. Of course, this makes me more undesirable than I already am and results in long periods without any romantic encounters. We're talking years as an "incel". However, a girl whose interested in my income is quite undesirable to me too. So, I'll continue with this tactic as it's filtering effects have worked well. Even if it means being alone for long periods.
@one7decimal2eight
@one7decimal2eight 3 года назад
Oh ok
@jt9984
@jt9984 4 года назад
I be tryna contain my anger remembering how I got played in highschool so bad and I’m jus like why ain’t nobody warn me or tell me bout this stuff 💀
@AndrewTannerMusic
@AndrewTannerMusic 2 месяца назад
Because vvomen’s weapons are’nt physical like ours, because we are bigger, faster, and stronger, so they have to understand how to psychologically manipulate in order to have any leverage over us. Unfortunately, it’s so subtle, most men can’t see when they are being played/manipulated, so how can we teach others something we don’t know ourselves? We need to spread this information to men everywhere because too many are under the spell of 🐈 and don’t realize they’re being played/controlled.
@KreysHealth
@KreysHealth 20 дней назад
They think you should learn from experience
@rmglover3191
@rmglover3191 4 года назад
ohmygod! how have I NOT heard that vampire analogy before?! god, I love this man
@bluehefner201
@bluehefner201 2 года назад
Patrice O'Neal u r truly missed.. glad u left sound bytes..
@585MBA
@585MBA 3 года назад
I didn’t appreciate Patrice when he was alive. Seems like yesterday, I was watching his show on VH1. Sometimes you don’t appreciate/see the power and strength some folks have until their gone. Damn man...Patrice was a whole Genius under our noses
@BryanReeves
@BryanReeves 4 года назад
Patrice O’Neal ... teaching co-dependency through comedy since 1981.
@sportsamania
@sportsamania 3 года назад
Yo as soon as he starts with the “mhm.” I just never stop cracking up what a legend lmfaooo
@casualobserver2380
@casualobserver2380 3 года назад
Damn Patrice is making me rethink my former relationships.
@lazlothegoat9663
@lazlothegoat9663 4 года назад
The more I'm listening to him the more I'm realizing how much of a loss this was. It sounds like he was barely in his prime
@thomasjohnson7990
@thomasjohnson7990 3 года назад
Don't let ANYONE waste your time. It is the most valuable resource you own.
@zak-of-all-trades9638
@zak-of-all-trades9638 4 года назад
"It's like drinking water when you're thirsty". LOL, that's the one line I remember from the whole lot 😄....
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