Patrice O'Neal vs. Lisa Loeb 

I’m sick of Opie always saying “Patrice has a twisted view on relationships” He had the best view on relationships.

Patrice sat silent as a rock for 13 minutes then unleashed his knowledge and tore them apart. Beautiful.

patrice comes in around 13:40, the rest is useless

We need Patrice now more than ever.

"Me me me me me me IIIIIIII" Patrice is THE man

“If he had a normal job and no money could you date him?” If she just said “no” and owned it, I could respect that. But don’t ACT like you would when you wouldn’t.

A rich man can change a broke women's life, but a rich women wont even look a broke man's way

She's 47 and divorced with 2 children. She's a typical woman in America.

She only hears what she wants to.

i hate everyone in the room talking over patrice in all of these clips.. everyone close to him seemed to want to be patrice instead of enjoy him

The only reason why she acts like a 20 year old is because she managed to still look hot at age 37. All they have is their look... the moment she loses that, she'll humble up...

Cant Understand Normal Thinking

Bruh, when she said her new album is out “the very best of Lisa loeb” then they played the cricket noises lmaooo

"Shut up" - Patrice O'neal

"You're acting like you're the prize you were back in the day when you wore poodle skirts. Now you're 3 years away from the big retirement age for women which is 40 and you're walking around like you're making decisions" -Patrice Oneal

Patrice is the GREATEST EVER

"Would you possibly date someone who has a basic job and no money?" If a broad doesn't immediately answer yes, than the answer is no. All the "if he's this" and "if he's that", that's a no shortie. Answer the question, yes or no, and if the immediate response is not yes, than it's no.

I love when Patrice says "what are you doing to get a man other than just existing!"

She missed me when she said, “I didn’t go on an event to meet the bartender.” But that’s bc I’m 32 and I know, the bartender could be a nice guy. Patrice was right, she does sound like a 19year old. But that’s bc she has a little clout, aka enough money to keep a circle of “yes “ people around her.

Its kinda sad they call Patrice a misogynist. The man is telling the truth.

Patrice's "hm" at 1:45 is the radio equivalence of John Malkovich assembling the gun at the end of "In the line of fire"

She says "We could talk about girls getting guys." Patrice asks her what she is doing to get guys other than existing and her answer, mind you, right after she just said she could participate in a discussion on this very topic, is: "What what..errr.." Then Patrice repeats the question she obviously heard and obviously understood. And the other woman jumps in to defends her, first item being "Going on dates." So the fuck what? She auditions men and passes judgment and anything she does, including paying for shit is considered a favor on her part precisely because she isn't expected to and doesn't see herself as obligated to make any of those contributions. Anything she does other than show up and pass judgment is a kindness and she wants to talk about what women do to get guys. What she ought to say is what women can do to get the specific guy they want who is out of their league and has 37 other choices already because he is a high status male. She goes on to basically concede the point and says people just come to her while she is focusing on other things in her life like her career. As where a man of equal status or higher status does all the same shit and he is the one auditioning. I don't have a problem with how women are, but it is quite frustrating when you have intelligent women who only exercise that intelligence to perform mental gymnastic to find evidence only for the interpretation of shit that is relevant to their favored delusion. Exercise that intelligence to see the way it is, not to justify why things ought to be the way you wish they were and then sit around wondering how you can be a gorgeous woman and still be single when you dont want to be at 37.

“Rich Vos, from Last Comic Standing” I like the way Rich pulls that like he was in Godfather or something.

Every once in a while, Opie actually contributes something good. "I have a new album out, the very best of Lisa Loeb." "What, is the song 'Stay' on there 18 times?" hahaha

At 14:15, that's how women basically say the guy needs to have money in the future. What if the man isn't making a lot of money but is happy with what he does? This chick needs to be up front and say she's looking for a well-off man. Well, she hit the wall now so men are attracted to fertility. Her game is over.

Patrice had the checkmate before she even found her seat

"looking for love" = PC-talk for "ho'ing around"

Rip Patrice, legend to my ears

Patrice was spot on. Lisa talked like a 20 YO. Making guys audition to win her over. GTFO of here! "Ok, 37!" LOL

Her entire problem is that she now realizes that she wasted her 20s and now almost all of her 30s sleeping around and she doesn’t have very much time left to find someone dm before her looks fade too much, the thing is Patrice is trying to tell her she wasted time because she was hot and now she isn’t that hot girl anymore so she can’t keep acting like she’s that 20 year old girl that everyone wants anymore, she doesn’t want to accept that it’s true because some women have extreme cognitive dissonance

Just so it's clear, one idea of the feminine hero is the beauty and the beast. A woman finds a man who's a monster but capable of being tamed to use his power constructively. Big surprise, Patrice was right.

he was nice to her

only one talented person in the studio that day... RIP Patrice

17:48 - Patrice talking about “the wall” before the term was coined. Damn. Lol

Lisa was like: You say...I only hear what i want to... Patrice was like: Yeah bitch. It ain't all about you.

The voices of pandering men in the background is absolutely cringe af

Patrice saying to Vos, "Shut up stupid." Lmao!

You can tell Patrice actually respected her intellect cause she brought some fire points. She also listened instead of being offended.

Just checked to see if Lisa ever got married and that a no. Guess Patrice was right

Patrice remains king. Sharing his wisdom and laughter forevermore

3 men that we needed for 2016-2020 Patrice O'Neal Andrew Breitbart Christopher Hitchens What a shame we lost them too soon

"OK 37, goodluck with that". Patrice is too funny.

I've given Opie a lot of shit in the past but man I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard after he asked her "What is Stay on there 18 times?" Fucking hilarious

28:28..... Opie finally hit a grand slam

Do you like black men? It's so early I just woke up. Hahahahahahahaha

Lmao took Patrice 16 minutes for him to snap, the build up is worth it though 😂😂

A rare swing-and-a-hit by Opie

She seems like an exciting person to talk too, her tone was the same the whole conversation.

23:00 Finally the other woman host breaks-through and re-frames what Patrice Oneal and Anthony Cumia have been attempting to challenge Lisa with: What changes are you willing to make?

“Kind , loving and ready for solid relationship” is the equivalent to buying a new car and asking for wheels , roof and a engine! 😂😂

If Tom Cruise dated a bag girl from Publix, no one would bat an eye. Scarlet Johansson dates a bag boy for Publix? The world would implode.

Man I lost it when he said "what is the song stay on there 18 times" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Patrice is talking about support and Lisa is thinking about change

Patrice understood that most women had no game. They had no skill in being able to get the men they wanted, so they were either doomed to have to constantly deal with undesirable men (initially) or had to hope that they'd win the lottery and find the man they needed. Also because of this, they had to rely heavily on their looks to get any men, because the only skill they really had was the ability to present themselves as an object. This also made them easy to cheat on or leave once a shinier object came along or age What Patrice helped teach Von Oneal, a woman who was a complete asshole before she hooked up with him by her own account, was how to present and develop other things that men found valuable so she could attract and then keep the men she wanted.

I like how women call picking up food from a buffet "hunting"

"Myspace me" lol

Looks like dummy Lisa Loeb finally got the hint and ended up marrying down, despite her surety that she believed she deserved to marry up

Men don't fear change we hate forfeiting our comfort. Men embrace change thats how we go from a kid playin with action figures doin kid shit to driving ourselves nuts with responsibility and activities

"Is the song STAY on there 18 times ?" Jesus Opie ! Fucking smashed that hahaha

i miss patrice he kept shit real comedy too!!!!! only one left is his friend my favorite comic, bill burr!!!

Opie should have listened better to Patrices "twisted way of looking at relationships". Maybe him and Ant would still be together then.

She stood her ground and didn't get emotional and the guys respected her in the end.

One of Opie’s best jokes. The Best of Lisa Loeb with “Stay” 13 times 😂

Patrice was a God

Tbh listening to Patrice made me look at myself and reflect fr

She just looks too serious and she doesn't even look or sound like she would be fun to be around. I would not date her

37 and she’s trying to get married lol

Lisa...shut your mouth, let Patrice talk and listen... And yes the same can be said to Opie as well

You can not beat nature ... Well done Patrice

Patrice is spot on. Over 40 it’s in vitro fertilization. Were the eggs even hers??

18:40 his “content” of it was the same as his “context” 😂

It’s 2024 and she’s still single

She's attractive but not marriage material, she comes off as too easy

23:30 is the greatest takedown I've ever seen.

“ what is the song stay in there 18 times?” Lol

"High school girls are not thinking that way" haha

“ and your slobber a close second “ classic Patrice

Lmao. He's so right. She is the woman who has not been told "hey stop acting spoiled and grow up". So she never grew.

Rich, Blue Balls, White Knight, Voss.

I liked the fact patrice waited then the first word he says "its like hitting the lottery"

I give her credit I love Patrice but this girl was open minded n was not scared of him.great content.n no one yelled

Opie had a rare BURN on stay. That was good.

Patrice was the best in his field! Right up there with Dave Chappelle.

"The wire touched my leg and I thought it was a rat or something."

Patrice was 1,000,000 percent right.

Rich with the shameless plug- and, then destroys it following it up with something stupid. Lol

Opie killed me with the line " what are you going to have stay 18 times" lmfao

21:40 “it’s not fair to MEEEEEEEEEEEEE” How about the dude? P was a fuckin killa.

She looks hot but has those steely eyes that tell you how her soul is dark triad. I loved it when Patrice said "Thats your fear of being a woman, fear of looking at your man ...you cant be Miss tough no 1 single and also be a loving woman"

Interview starts at 16:07 😄

"Alright 37, good luck to ya!" 😆

"I'll fix you up. Myspace me, I'll fix you up".

Tbh she actually sounds really sweet

Dates don't work.What work is! If You're out and about some where and You and a Person catch each other's Eyes.Ya'll just have to get together soon or later.And Sleep together.And Y'all find that You all really like each other.And can get along.Shiiiit!!! That's Ball Game.Problem solved.

She got married in 2009 to a younger actor.

Vos's Plug was excellent 😂

Patrice was the real-life standup version of the werewolf in the Rampage video game . Savage 🤣 ❤️ never will b another Patrice

Actually this the first time I can say that girl seem pretty level-headed or at least really good politician 😅

Going out on a dates and not having sex 😂😂😂....i don believe it!!!

28:39 Opie dropping the Hiroshoma bomb