Lap dances, champagne dances, shower dances. Oh, the things you can buy with a handful of bills. It makes me excited. It gives me the chills. There'll be filch-arounds, breeders, hambones and tweeners. Zobows and debows and blobs that go "eener." For a one-dollar bill, you can pull down their zippers. I am the Snorax. I speak for the strippers!
Nice to see SNL was 90% laugh free all the way back in the 90's too. Why has this cringingly awful show survived this long - its shite. People need to be honest about that.
This isn't the one, man. There's a 4-second video here on youtube called "Salt and pepper!" where Patrick Stewart introduces them and it's a bit more accurate to Mulaney's description.
@@Bravilor Season 2 is ok, but the show was still finding its way. The writers replaced Dr. Crusher with Dr. Pulaski which was a cheap attempt to give TNG a female version of Dr. McCoy. Dr. Pulaski had zero chemistry with crew. Season 3 is when TNG hit its stride. Dr. Crusher returned, Riker grew his famous beard, and fans were introduced to the most terrifying villains in Star Trek history, the Borg in their iconic season 3 finale debut "Best of Both Worlds." The term "growing the beard" is now used to describe the moment when something gets good. The success of season 3 saved TNG from suffering the same early cancellation fate as TOS and took the show from being an inferior attempt at doing Star Trek without Kirk, Spock, and McCoy to must see TV.
Me and friends always wondered how he managed that cast meeting after the summer hiatus... "So, what did you think of my performance on Saturday Night Live?"
Yep, sad thing is i can't watch TNG more.. I have tried but after 3-4 seconds of any random episode I seem to know every dialog... I want to take a 3-4 weeks alzheimers quick drog just to watch it as it was "new" again... I want to forget everything and rejoice again...
@@alexanderwingeskog758 this is definitely one perk of my severe memory problems (mental health stuff). I can rewatch episodes and while I know the overall plot arc of them, I'm frequently surprised by dialogue I didn't remember. Tea, Earl Grey, hot! Make it so, Jonald Fricassee!
Before there was Professor X, there was Picard. Love his voice btw. Never heard such a powerful voice. Would be scared to death if spoken to in this voice.
"Outer Space. The last frontier. These are the trips of the Star Trek Enterprise. It's 5 year plan calls for us to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly fly where no man has gone in space. Live long and be happy."
God damn, 1994... and he basically hasn't changed a bit since. Did he just hit peak oldness at the start of the 90s and just kept going the same from there?
He reminds me of my granddad. Not just because my granddad is also bald but because my dad has this quiet mischief and those sparkling eyes. Like once my little brother and I went to Greece to visit my grandparents and the two of us and my granddad played cards on the terrace and we thought the didn't understand the game and we were eyeing each other going all "aawww isn't he adorable, he's making mistakes all the time, aaaww he is so old" but after a while we found out he was doing it on purpose to cheat and every time we caught him he pretended he didn't know what he was doing.
Starship "Star Trek" made me laugh.... in the German version the whole series "Star Trek" was called "Starship Enterprise" (Raumschiff Enterprise), when they introduced "Star Trek - the Next Generation" people were confused... I have never thought even a native speaker could bring up that "issue" :D
Bakery skit! Patrick Stewart keeps coming out with decorated cakes that are NOT what people ordered! "What's this?!", they ask. He grins: "It's a woman going to the bathroom!", PROUD he made it. I love Mr. Stewart. I want a cake! I want a bad cake!
You know, the time between him walking out on stage and him saying "we'll be back!!" at the end is 1000% _Exactly_ five minutes. Also, any ST fan with a sense of humor will tell you that this is comedy gold
This is a tragedy. A consummate actor delivering such a moving speech in which he acknowledges other people… in a crap setting with crap audience reactions. I want to get on that scene and give him a hug. Captain, my Captain…🙁
Wow as fan of the Enterprise show, I can confirm that Patrick Stuard's facts were all spot on! Except for the one about Doctor Spock, it was Doctor Spark. 🙄Still...one wrong fact about the Enterprise show isn't bad.
