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Patton Oswalt - KFC Part 2 

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Famous Bowls, Double Downs, and Megaleg
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@OldNavy-z9h
@OldNavy-z9h 5 лет назад
"Something went horribly wrong in an underground lab, we didn't get the blast doors closed in time and this thing chewed it's way to the surface.." Classic Patton, LMAO!
@rgurwell
@rgurwell Год назад
"We had to bring in the black helicopters and the Justice League..."
@integralmark
@integralmark 2 месяца назад
--- "to make sure it doesn't give Chloe Sevigny assteeth!" Thus endeth the reading.
@liquidmetal12
@liquidmetal12 8 лет назад
I abso-LUTELY LOVE that he can say ".. a Tim and Eric bit" and the crowd knew exactly what he meant.
@bopbopperono58
@bopbopperono58 8 лет назад
Probably the most unlikely self-made celebrities of our time. Other than maybe Eric Andre.
@ravenvinnie6062
@ravenvinnie6062 6 лет назад
what up Ranch Du Bois?
@MrUndersolo
@MrUndersolo 6 лет назад
Tim and Eric! Awesome show! Great job!
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 5 лет назад
@rgtrooper13 kinda the point of his comment jackass
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 5 лет назад
It would be awesome if kfc hired Patton to be colonel sanders in a commercial just to bring this joke full circle + i bet he could make a great bit out of the experience
@maximummatt73
@maximummatt73 3 года назад
Yeah, bro. Awesome.
@jordanloux3883
@jordanloux3883 3 года назад
And then he either chokes to death or has a massive heart attack from the food, at which point the drag another Sanders out of the cloning tanks.
@Dfturcott
@Dfturcott 2 года назад
Wouldn’t be anymore out of place then the ceasars sports book commercials he’s in. Like seriously, who’s thinks betting on pro sports and says “get patton!”?
@BMG19FUNNYDIE
@BMG19FUNNYDIE 2 года назад
He'd never be a corporate pawn.
@kierafurneaux3172
@kierafurneaux3172 3 года назад
MEGALEG: Once again, you have failed me, Starscream
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 3 месяца назад
Megaleg vs. Optimus Prime Rib
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
“Are chicken legs supposed to be that big?” “No, they’re not!”
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 2 года назад
“If we’re talking a velociraptor maybe, but i don’t see Chris Pratt advertising these so no they’re not supposed to be that big.”
@CrandMackerel
@CrandMackerel 2 года назад
It's all in his delivery, implying an earnest KFC rep who can't help giggling in shock at the horror his company has wrought.
@CeruleanFilms
@CeruleanFilms 11 лет назад
I saw Patton live a couple years ago and he closed with the Mega-Leg bit... I could not breathe I was laughing so hard.
@CinemaDemocratica
@CinemaDemocratica 6 лет назад
"We couldn't get the blast doors closed in time" is when I literally choked on my coffee.
@starcrafter13terran
@starcrafter13terran 6 лет назад
My favorite bit is when he reads notes that came with gifts from his relative. Ends up with a plastic owl to close the story.
@ajnids6422
@ajnids6422 4 года назад
I literally started reading the Blast Doors comment at the same time he said it in the video - Felt like I was reading alongside 😄
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
Are chicken legs supposed to be that big???
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 Год назад
@@Tigerman1138 no they’re not!
@PO-pi5su
@PO-pi5su 2 года назад
The scary part is that the Double Down really is an improvised chicken cordon bleu.
@damnedlegionaire
@damnedlegionaire Год назад
Mother of Madoka, it is.
@kazzander1975
@kazzander1975 6 лет назад
Real-life resident of Ponca City, Oklahoma checking in to say how disappointed I am that our KFC does NOT, in fact, have bavon-flavored Sprite.
@makeit7579
@makeit7579 5 лет назад
or eyelid boils
@TheWalkingDavid
@TheWalkingDavid 4 года назад
Edmond, OK here 🤘🏼 and you are right... no bacon flavored sprite... that would be a major hit
@Aramakie98
@Aramakie98 4 года назад
@@TheWalkingDavid it could be Keto friendly, with real pieces of bacon in every other can ( like a flavor surprise... not a choking hazard and the FDA said so!)...
@baronsamedi4603
@baronsamedi4603 3 года назад
@@TheWalkingDavid there's a place in Arcadia Oklahoma that actually sells bacon flavored cola it's a place called pops
@RiceDaddy-wo2fy
@RiceDaddy-wo2fy 2 года назад
Don't tease me
@cappyjones
@cappyjones 4 года назад
As a word nerd, Patton's use of language is like watching Picasso paint! 👌🏾
@nicholasjohnston9220
@nicholasjohnston9220 4 года назад
Lol he must've really gotten to you with the word ass-teeth
@jamesboulger8705
@jamesboulger8705 4 года назад
Caligula crazy got me.
@Shyng101
@Shyng101 3 года назад
Bacon flavored sprite?
@UFO_PILOT
@UFO_PILOT 3 года назад
More like Jackson Pollack.
@l3a4c1m
@l3a4c1m 3 года назад
Try listening to a Jordan Peterson lecture
@TheWrongHands18
@TheWrongHands18 10 лет назад
What a name dropper! He refers to two of my favorite, beautiful, actresses; Leviathan and Asmodeus.
@JohnSmith-qn3ob
@JohnSmith-qn3ob 4 года назад
No love for Megaleg?
@690H1
@690H1 7 лет назад
The awkward moment when this video has a KFC pre-roll ad...
@HazeAroundtheWorld
@HazeAroundtheWorld 5 лет назад
The ads are based on your search history, moron
@julianvenegas642
@julianvenegas642 5 лет назад
You must love KFC buddy 😂
@Rolyatthegoon78
@Rolyatthegoon78 9 лет назад
MEGA-LEG!!!! Arguably the funniest bit I've heard In a long time
@CNWhatImSaiyan
@CNWhatImSaiyan 8 лет назад
I love your food, KFC. "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!!"
@rushguy1
@rushguy1 4 месяца назад
SWEAR AN OATH OF FEALTY! DO IT BEFORE ME!
@andreswolfgang5783
@andreswolfgang5783 8 лет назад
That thing about the Midwest is so true. I'm from western Michigan and we do in fact have bacon soda. It's nuts.
@MrUndersolo
@MrUndersolo 5 лет назад
As a Canadian, I have to ask about the taste...
@guthax30
@guthax30 4 года назад
do you guys have soda-flavored nuts then?
@drw4ever57
@drw4ever57 4 года назад
Andres wolfgang, you should know or at least look at a map of America, if you think even western Michigan is the midwest, well i’m sorry but as some one from the other side of Michigan and now in southwestern Florida, Michigan on either east or west side should be considered midwest, the mid west is the plains, like kansas the dakotas and parts of texas
@greenyawgmoth
@greenyawgmoth 4 года назад
@@drw4ever57 I'm from Michigan and it absolutely is part of the Midwest.
@samihanna6105
@samihanna6105 6 лет назад
I love the biblical reference. Mega leg laid waste the cities of man LMAO
@blushingfrieza
@blushingfrieza 6 лет назад
Sami Hanna haha me too, he's so eloquent.
@VidGamer123
@VidGamer123 2 месяца назад
"And then Leviathan and Asmodeus and MegaLeg pulled themselves out of the briny deep and laid waste to the cities of man." -Revelation 69:420
@makeit7579
@makeit7579 5 лет назад
Patton is aging like a fine wine.
@johnnycats5157
@johnnycats5157 2 года назад
possibly the best Oswalt bit ever, and that is saying a lot.
@MarkRadulich
@MarkRadulich 8 лет назад
I love this album for this bit alone.
@rhombusskullvsteal1
@rhombusskullvsteal1 8 лет назад
+Mark Radulich so funny. The bobble head mafia message xD
@kevinmilhim646
@kevinmilhim646 4 года назад
Fun fact: Megaleg is also the name of a boss fight in Super Mario Galaxy I know that I'm the only one that cares...but Imma say it anyways
@ToruKun1
@ToruKun1 10 лет назад
That Mega-Leg story is terrifying, KFC is the Umbrella Corporation of fast food and I say this as someone who fucking WORKS at KFC
@ShadeWMD
@ShadeWMD 10 лет назад
You've been in the belly of the beast. lol
@ToruKun1
@ToruKun1 9 лет назад
Evan Goch Thankfully the Double-Down was discontinued a few years ago....doesn't stop the employees from making their own, though.
@mdinunzio7610
@mdinunzio7610 5 лет назад
Did they use the t-virus to create the megaleg
@babygyrl2891
@babygyrl2891 Год назад
I come back to this one once in a while it’s still funny
@MissyLilMiss
@MissyLilMiss 6 лет назад
I’m in the Midwest and yeah that’s accurate 😂 We get some crazy things here
@1974spr
@1974spr 10 лет назад
The two faces on either side of the center piece of the pic look like Bobby from King of the Hill.
@mikeoxsbigg1
@mikeoxsbigg1 9 лет назад
Dangit Bobby.
@emmaduncan2991
@emmaduncan2991 10 лет назад
they send you a bobblehead it means "Patton Oswalt sleeps with the fishes"
@TAPKAC
@TAPKAC 6 лет назад
The Mega-Leg reminds me of when a Bojangle's 4-piece dinner took two boxes to take away: One to hold 3 pieces of chicken; the other to hold the 4th, plus your side item and biscuit. This was during the years when their commercial jingle was "Bo-jangles! Just gotta have more!"
@harryseeward6512
@harryseeward6512 7 лет назад
Eyelid boils and ass teeth. Best morning radio duo ever.
@stephenchapasko2854
@stephenchapasko2854 9 лет назад
If I ever went to jail, ass teeth would be awesome
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 5 лет назад
So that when you toss someone's salad, you can also make out with them?
@pauls9331
@pauls9331 5 лет назад
@@jondunmore4268 Underrated comment
@MrUndersolo
@MrUndersolo 5 лет назад
Well, you’d be...safe? 🍑
@bwgbwg1529
@bwgbwg1529 5 лет назад
I like this drawing of his face in the thumbnail. a combination of sophistication and depression ;)
@colonelkurtz2269
@colonelkurtz2269 4 года назад
Now they have glazed donuts fried chicken sandwiches.
@ccggenius
@ccggenius 6 лет назад
I look forward to part 3, because KFC is now working on vegetarian chicken.
@TruthWiz
@TruthWiz 4 года назад
I seriously injured myself laughing while listening to this.
@rpm297
@rpm297 8 лет назад
Mega-Leg for President!
@sirtosky9356
@sirtosky9356 9 лет назад
Yes, yes, and yes. The DoubleDown should also come with a side of lead (Pb) seasoning to make it really Caligula/Roman emperor cuisine.
@canaan5337
@canaan5337 6 лет назад
SirtoSky the led the ancient Romans got was from lead acetate or sugar of lead which was kind of an artificial sweetener in their wine late they didn't just grind up lead and put it on their food
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 4 года назад
Does it come with burning coals to head up the leg to burn one’s self.
@lOrdofdOrkness73
@lOrdofdOrkness73 6 лет назад
it means you will sleep wit the fillet of fishes
@HerculesCoronaBorealis
@HerculesCoronaBorealis Месяц назад
Patton Oswalt is a legend. Thank you for the post.
@PiLLoWHanDs267
@PiLLoWHanDs267 7 лет назад
Something went horribly wrong😂😂 when the mega leg was created...I fuckin lost it haha!
@randalalansmith9883
@randalalansmith9883 Год назад
It's 2023, and this is my introduction to the KFC "Famous" bowl. So glad I don't watch TV.
@Donsanity
@Donsanity Год назад
Having a double down as I listen to this. lol
@eebydeeby1234
@eebydeeby1234 7 лет назад
I love that I have a KFC ad on my sidebar while listening to this
@MoeGreensRightEye
@MoeGreensRightEye 7 лет назад
Wow what a mind blower
@Michael-Crouch
@Michael-Crouch 7 лет назад
A mind bowler
@shooteveryday1841
@shooteveryday1841 Год назад
“We couldn’t get the blast doors closed in time” …. I can’t
@kuno3336
@kuno3336 3 года назад
That bobblehead is a CRAZY power move
@pjabrony8280
@pjabrony8280 Год назад
Not enough comedy routines end with the four words: "Chloe Sevigny Ass Teeth."
@brettknoss486
@brettknoss486 6 лет назад
Canada doesn't have famous bowls, because poutine.
@ralphyetmore
@ralphyetmore 5 лет назад
Poutine is best. The u.s. is so behind.
@ComradeCrab93
@ComradeCrab93 4 года назад
What does Vladimir Poutine have to do with anything?
@jeremyhassell7911
@jeremyhassell7911 4 года назад
Yeah. We don't care Canada.
@NobodyNowhereKnowhow
@NobodyNowhereKnowhow 4 года назад
Yeah, but you’re still Canada. You also don’t have to worry about a medical bill causing you to go into bankruptcy either. USA #1!!! USA! USA! USA!!!
@brettknoss486
@brettknoss486 4 года назад
@@NobodyNowhereKnowhow healthcare is more expensive than in Canada, since so much of it is not avaliable.
@NoExitLoveNow
@NoExitLoveNow 10 лет назад
They saw the success of the El Polo Loco bowls (Spanish rice, pinto beans, and pieces of grilled chicken) and tried to copy it without changing the ingredients they had on hand.
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 7 лет назад
NoExitLoveNow Ass Teeth are NOT an ingredient found at a KFC!
@2HRTS1LOVE
@2HRTS1LOVE 8 лет назад
Caligula crazy, lol!
@metal134
@metal134 9 лет назад
The sad thing is, he jokes about the bacon flavored soda, but that's actually a real thing. Maybe not Sprite, but there is bacon flavored soda.
@noahkarpinski1824
@noahkarpinski1824 6 лет назад
metal134 and one day, I'm going to invent bacon flavoured ice cream.
@AngryNerdBird
@AngryNerdBird Год назад
One constant that seems to be true of all mediums - books, tv, movies, internet videos, whatever - is that the most creative and artistic stuff we do is almost NEVER what creative people are most known for during their time. No, the stuff we're most known for is always some of the stupidest shit we've ever made. 🤣
@se9865
@se9865 6 лет назад
It's kinda funny that as he was talking about depressed eating I was dipping string cheese into barbeque sauce with one hand, and grabbing semi sweet cooking chocolates with the other, all while I was supposed to be in bed sleeping.
@aferraro92
@aferraro92 Год назад
Nobody tell Patton the Double Down came back this year.
@Alessioo7
@Alessioo7 Год назад
I gotta try it 😅
@Wyndamn
@Wyndamn 6 лет назад
Black helicopters and The Justice League!!! Maybe the Justice league movie should've been about them stopping the Mega-Leg instead of Steppenwolf!!!
@jouneymanwizard
@jouneymanwizard 3 месяца назад
Listened to this while eating a Famous Bowl :)
@panther189_
@panther189_ Год назад
The double down is back baby!!!
@rhlopez2694
@rhlopez2694 2 года назад
When I first moved to CA, I experienced my first all u can eat KFC, I thought I was in heaven.
@spookytuesday17
@spookytuesday17 9 лет назад
i smile when i eat a famous bowl
@TheDarby42
@TheDarby42 29 дней назад
Every damn time 😁
@BGraves
@BGraves 10 лет назад
what's with this artwork? Bobby hill is flanking him to the left and right.
@TheMysticCraft86
@TheMysticCraft86 10 лет назад
Looks like the guy from Man vs Food
@BGraves
@BGraves 10 лет назад
oh in the middle? so it's man vs food with bobby hill on the left and the right. I feel ya
@ryanyvegaify
@ryanyvegaify 5 лет назад
I saw a KFC commercial recently for the cheetos sandwhich would like to here pattons opinion.
@patrickwhelpley1745
@patrickwhelpley1745 5 лет назад
I think it’s another fuck you Patton item. KFC isn’t over him yet lol
@bluetextonwhitebg
@bluetextonwhitebg 10 лет назад
i remember when 4chan went absolutely apeshit over the double down. XD
@FaeQueenCory
@FaeQueenCory 6 лет назад
I'm pretty sure everyone went apeshit over that..... it's just.... too much to not go for.
@RazorFoxDV
@RazorFoxDV 9 лет назад
"Ass teeth."
@vyse102
@vyse102 10 лет назад
Patton, I want your input on KFC's new chicken corsage. Please, please, please make this happen. I'm begging you.
@bluetextonwhitebg
@bluetextonwhitebg 10 лет назад
***** christ on a fucking cross. the only thing sadder than this is the fact that as i am typing this...THEY ARE SOLD OUT. -__-
@tylerkerr1793
@tylerkerr1793 9 лет назад
OH MY GOD THIS IS A REAL THING
@winterseyes
@winterseyes 7 лет назад
I Just saw this and I was on the floor as I'm typing this tears are in my eyes OMG!!LOLOLOL!
@JohnDoe-mx1sq
@JohnDoe-mx1sq 3 года назад
They have a double down hotdog now 🤣
@thegardenofeatin5965
@thegardenofeatin5965 5 лет назад
"No, they're not!"
@cooldaddyjames2814
@cooldaddyjames2814 2 года назад
I want a god damned MEGALEG!
@makeit7579
@makeit7579 5 лет назад
"got the eyelid boils to prove it" thats funny.
@solidsnake58
@solidsnake58 2 года назад
How am I just now discovering this!? Amazing. Thank you.
@Jaysus777Live
@Jaysus777Live 7 лет назад
make a bobble head let him know. lmfao
@AlanCanon2222
@AlanCanon2222 Месяц назад
Sadly KFC's Louisville Test Store is no more.... it was at Bardstown Road and Baxter Avenue in the Highlands Neighborhood..
@HumanityAsCode
@HumanityAsCode 4 года назад
That was the funniest standup I've ever heard
@WinkLinkletter
@WinkLinkletter 2 года назад
This reminds me of a skit I thought was called "Trough and Swill", SNL(?), in which, for company lunch time, the work friends decide to go to the Trough & Swill, again, where the cuisine consists of a giant trough of chili and big barrels of beer, with neither plates and utensils, or beverage containers. I, too, thought these ads a joke when I first saw them, same with McDonald's "McWraps", hearing only "McCraps". Is everyone high at these pitch meetings!?
@SilentFlames907
@SilentFlames907 5 лет назад
People from the Midwest and South would definitely eat the megaleg...most of them only eat chicken legs .....cuz "IT'S THE ONLY PIECE OF CHCIK-KIN WHAT GOTS ITS OWN HANDLE!!" You just know there's a rancher down south trying to crossbreed a chicken and a spider to get a chicken with 8 drumsticks, and if he succeeds he WILL become a billionaire......
@RCTPatriot75
@RCTPatriot75 7 лет назад
It's in Louisville because that multi billion dollar company Yum, is headquartered in Louisville.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 4 года назад
It's crazy to think that a guy made millions of dollars by thinking up, "I dunno, fuck it. Just put all that shit in a bowl."
@clm652
@clm652 4 года назад
ALL HAIL MEGA-LEG !
@starcrafter13terran
@starcrafter13terran 6 лет назад
Try the new product: Mashed potato and gravy enema.
@typacsk
@typacsk 2 месяца назад
"Bend over, Abigail May!"
@ProfessorDarkAcademia
@ProfessorDarkAcademia 6 лет назад
“Chloe Sevigny ASS TEETH.” I choked on my cocoa Krispies.
@DoppSkates
@DoppSkates 4 года назад
Bacon flavored cocoa krispies
@patrickvernon5368
@patrickvernon5368 5 лет назад
In tears
@FunnyBecauseItsTrue
@FunnyBecauseItsTrue 8 лет назад
...I miss the Double Down...
@Croyvile
@Croyvile 5 лет назад
holy shit! that last 15 second knocked me out of my chair. rotflmao
@CeruleanFilms
@CeruleanFilms 5 лет назад
Holy shit, he wasn't lying... this is the Mega Leg and they're selling it in Hong Kong. www.kfchk.com/en/new/new_81/new2_b.html
@dontforgettolike7127
@dontforgettolike7127 4 года назад
Who the hell has ever smiled because their meal was good?
@AndyHoward
@AndyHoward 7 месяцев назад
Bobble head of you is bakyard Mafia-slang "you're gonna sleep with the fishes"
@alexandergiandettore
@alexandergiandettore 3 года назад
6:09 to 6:25. I laugh hysterically every time!
@shadowprince4482
@shadowprince4482 6 лет назад
Holy shit, the terrible Batman villain "Farmer Brown" is coming to real life with the Mega Leg from KFC.
@krathoon2338
@krathoon2338 4 года назад
I just found out this sequel to the KFC bit existed.
@smalllhank
@smalllhank 5 лет назад
When you get a Taco Bell add for this 😂
@bomt697
@bomt697 6 лет назад
man this dude is funny as hell
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 2 года назад
The Double Down was literally a double down on their ridiculous food ideas.
@2244juniper
@2244juniper 9 лет назад
now theres the hotdog wrapped in chicken
@Cyge240sx
@Cyge240sx 8 лет назад
IMA SPLIT ACES IN MA COLON
@scooterdooter
@scooterdooter 8 лет назад
S'POSSTABE YA PANCREAS
@1skcusebutuoy1
@1skcusebutuoy1 4 года назад
@@scooterdooter Yeah, you double down in your colon.
@OurHereafter
@OurHereafter Год назад
The kfc bowl isnt about sadness, its about convenience and not dishes left over afterwards
@retired4365
@retired4365 2 года назад
I can confirm that the kfc test kitchen store is real.
@BigNate215
@BigNate215 4 года назад
Still funny!!🤣🤣🤣
@chanceDdog2009
@chanceDdog2009 5 лет назад
Because of Patton i tried KFC bowls. . Tgey should sponsor him...
@cshubs
@cshubs 3 месяца назад
Is Patton what Bobby Hill will look like when he grows up?
@dissonanceparadiddle
@dissonanceparadiddle 5 лет назад
Just when I think humanity is learning
@johnbartlett9568
@johnbartlett9568 3 года назад
I'm a Big Fan
@SilverWatcher.
@SilverWatcher. 5 лет назад
Bacon flavored sprite lmao 😆
@-8_8-
@-8_8- 4 года назад
I've got one of fluffy. I need to buy his from KFC?
@pika23
@pika23 4 года назад
I had a double down and it triggered a gall bladder attack
@aarons720
@aarons720 5 лет назад
Just got a famous bowl, good shit
@joehopp7247
@joehopp7247 2 года назад
They don't like puns...
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