PAYDAY 2 | The Bulldozer 

ehm i have nver in my time playing payday 2 seen a dozer with an mp5

comander jimmy You didn’t watch the whole video.

yeah im soory

"Regardless of difficulty, there's a 50% chance a Bulldozer that spawns is a Black Dozer" is incorrect and only applies to Very Hard and OVERKILL (don't use the Wiki for these things). The spawn chance is divided by the amount of variants: Normal/Hard: Green (100%) Very Hard/OVERKILL/Mayhem: Green (50%) Black (50%) Death Wish: Green (25%) Black (25%) Skull (25%) Minigun (25%) Death Sentence: Green (20%) Black (20%) Gray (20%) Minigun (20%) Medic (20%) Regarding Medic Dozers, "will only spawn IF medics + medic dozers is less than 3." is incorrect, they're just added to the Dozer spawn rotation and count only as Dozers, how they spawn is exactly the same as with all the others. If you thought it was this way because of Crime Spree, it's just bad wording on OVK's part, they're just affected by Dozer and Medic modifiers there, they don't "count" as both. Addtionally, all Dozers can be stunned with ECM feedback and Counterstrike basic (pretty sure that both are unintended, especially the former with how buggy it is). And lastly, NPCs can't reload while moving. This greatly affects Dozers due to their tendency to move around and "chase" criminals. This will render the headless variant and the Minigun Dozer completely useless if you bait them to empty their magazines by peeking then hiding, since they take forever to reach their waypoint. This can also be used against the Blackdozer very easily thanks to their 7-round magazine, and to a lesser extent with the Green and Skulldozer.

Skulldozer not enough. MOTHERFUCKING MINIGUNDOZER!!!!! -VEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRY SLOW (like carrying warhead) Auch.(Your body is fucked up by bullets) -Faster than all fire rated guns 24k hp On Death wish 32k On one down Its hurts pretty well Have very cool camo

@BONK! To make the cloaker a bit more cool whenever he goes WULULULULULULULULULULU imagine him behind that mask yelling LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@@game777-q7h I like to imagine he's yelling LEROY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

If u have a big boi mag God may give u a second chance

Btw M o n k e

then you kill the dozer .... then the dozer gets instarevived by a medic around a wall

Cancerous Nut that a workshop cheat item right?

Cancerous Nut I saw that in the trailer

Yeah wolf sure drilled a hole in the bull dozer's head.

@@vicrondon2895 that bulldozer got a big headache

Maria E Alfaro yep ouchie

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Dozer Cloaker combo lol

Imagine it missing and hitting another dozer or teammate somehow if it hit he dozer RIP IN REST AVOCADO MAN XD

Cloakers were THE WORST

Cloaker ? What Cloaker ? oh you meant the *wooloo* man

@ShadowAngel Okay I want English AND NOT SCIENTIST LANGUAGE

Right?

EOD suits are meant to protect you against the shrapnel and only a couple of explosions. Otherwise, hyperthermia is a major problem for these suits

JohnTGamer please don’t breed

@Ivan The evil wth I didn't comment this, it was my dumb and younger self.

2011*

Me:and that's why drugs are bad

And why I always play wolf

Anyone calling me?

@@randompizza6446 Nah, the Green dude, not you... You're a bad person, they are Just stealing money/killing cops :(

OrangeOVA the new boss of a mission loud only

Then everyone will talk about how it’s so hard that it’s unbeatable

idea a dozer for all types of specials Snipedozer: High key unkillable, has thantos and can hit you behind cover Tazerdozer: killing tazers while tazed isnt easy, now try to kill a dozer Shieldozer: has shields infront of faceplates so the only way to kill it is with explosives or snipers Turretdozer: a mobile robot bulldozer who has massive damage, armor plates all around its body and cant take damage untill they are broken *AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST* *THE BRONCODOZER* :a bronco cop with the heath of a bulldozer only god can save the payday gang now...

zhang Bill Bronco, And the thing is, his health is 60x the health of minigun bulldozer on death sentence.

Instead of kicking you, they tackle you, and the WULULU is a lower pitch version of the default

BirthOfSky what I do when I see a Bulldozer? I spraing to his face with my KSP! Skulldozer? Don't forget, that I have a Commando 101 for second slot!

Use the bulldozers own best friend against them

Here's something I don't understand How does the police afford all this shit man I mean they're getting military grade gear and guys with kung fu training that's gotta cost more money than the payday crew are stealing

Izhma

Akimbo stryc go brrrrt

It’s quite easy to kill a Dozer. You just need to vomit bullets at their heads. The Minigun Dozer is an exception.

Aqua That’s the problem. Their constant rushing means it’s annoying to deal with them rather than challenging like when they would keep their distance, making it difficult to pin their heads down.

dude, if you think this is bad PDTH is worse lol. Plus, if you wanna kill a dozer just get your teamates and go BRRRRR.

I think the dozer I way too weak

@@aqua3234 use swan song aced with dual judge shotguns and point to the head n spam and the bulldozer will be dead in 7 seconds

Because we all know how shitty drills are in payday, not even a second drilling the dozer's plate and you would have to restart it

@@a3msty not false, i can agree but the drill is so good in the hoxton breakout xd

@@zondoliac As long as Wolf uses some of his millions of dollars to upgrade them, they may become the meta of killing dozers lol

@@a3msty lmao

@@a3msty they used a handheld drill in the scene

th3psych0 guy Unless he has a mini gun... if that’s the case, RUN!!!!

But headless dozer has no head 🤣

luke xd then it just goes ka-boom

th3psych0 guy Good Oscar Mike reference

and then they turn into the headless titan

Probably because they have high pain tolerances (and under armor), but the taser guy probably uses a high voltage taser. The taser does continual damage on you and stuns , while a bullet you can get shot a few times and evade it.

@@tdogwatcher8395 thats the joke.

@@tdogwatcher8395 i would love to see someone with a "high pain tolerance" shrug off point blank buckshot while in a suit

And they go down to a single kick from the Cloaker.

Well, the pain tolerance thing is not even enough to shrug off point blank buckshot, and even with armor, the bullet may not penetrate, but would still draw blood. As for the taser, it isnt designed to hurt. Its designed to tense up your muscles and prevent you form moving.

Vectis Prime Thanks. I’d hope no one takes the commando on Death Sentence

Can one Heavy Crossbow bolt kill a Minigun Dozer (provided his face plate and visor are removed)?

TheUndeadslayer221 A Heavy Crossbow headshot will do 18,750 damage to any Bulldozer with a perk deck that's at least level 2. Minigun Bulldozers have 24,000 health on Deathwish and 48,000 health on Death Sentence.

So 3 headshots to kill a Minigun Dozer; That's quite a few given that the heavy bow one shots all basic enemies (and one shots pretty much every special with a headshot).

@@TheUndeadslayer221 If used in a crit build it can be taken down to 2 headshots, maybe even 1 as I don't know the multipliers off the top of mah head.

It's an example of how stupid the AI became for Bulldozers. They actually used to hold their ground from a distance and wouldn't rush the player unless they were provoked. Now they just rush the player constantly. Just makes the Bulldozer merely an annoying Cloaker with absurdly high health. Would like the old Bulldozer tactics back.

Sheilds are also kind of like that too but if you have the right skills/weapons their not a problem.

It’s so annoying when you are defending a server room or something else and then he just goes headfirst into our squad room throwing us off

@@droptoasterintub297 the old dozer kinda sounds like a flesh pound from kf2

DropToasterInTub I think they intentionally kinda stupid to show that he’s a “brawn over brains” type of guy.

When you kill one, he doesn't die; rather, he simply goes a mimir.

@@ratte6090 a mimir xd

You can get a mini gun, primary special tab

@NoodleSoup yeah I figured that out and got the dlc.

@@operator2393 yeah, unless you got the crime wave version that comes with all the dlc up to a certain point then you have to buy it as a dlc

What about the micro gun

ofc the uber heavy

Ubercharged heavy is just the TF2 equivalent of a dozer with medic dozer

Does anyone know the dual machine pistols at 3:34? I'd love to use them in a dodge build. Also Uber heavy ftw :)

@@eddieg4858 I believe those are the akimbo STRYK 18c pistols

@@requiem5584 Thanks man really appreciate it :)

How about Commandozer? XD

@@corporategunner5972 I'd just call that variant, "Fuck You"

I have one word to say about your HORRIBLE idea: *no*

*softly*don't

Imagine a grenadier enemy, starting from underbarrel launchers to MGLs to rocket lauchers.

Me:*is a zeal cloaker my friend:*is a med dozer* Both:LETS DO THIS

*uses that sniper that does 3500 damage 10 times in the face*

Anyone call me?

Jason Profitt I’ve always been dreaming of a cop mode in payday 2 where you can be swat, police, etc, matters what difficulty the heister is on, and it would be like crime net, except it would be like “There’s a robbery at the jewelry store! Respond as fast as you can!” And it would pop up on a blip and you can respond and kill the robbers or apprehend them.

@@toni3320 I hope they put this game mode in payday 3. This would be fun honestly

Stacks of cash goes *slapping noises*

I always use stack of cash so I can kill them with my drip

Not only are you brutally slapping them to death, you're flexing on em.

Dog of Wisdom they need to buff dozers to where they are what the game says they are they are hardly a challenge you can just go like oh it’s a dozer I’ll just shoot it and oh he is dead by my friend.

Like a death sentence mode I shot a dozer with 2 Leo shots and he died...

Harder difficulty!!!

Bulldozers (Excluding Skulls and Miniguns) in every difficulty get two shotted by Akimbo Parabellums.

The Minigun Dozer is literally a buffed Skulldozer. Both do 100 damage at all ranges, but the Minigun Dozer has a higher fire rate and has more health. Both have around the same accuracy.

IMAGINE ALL DOZER TYPES IN ONE o-0

@@jasonprofitt3385 long range = whips out LMG Close range = shotty Medium = mini litteraly no counter

@@yoboikamil525 It’s called moving. And exploiting weaknesses.

@@ninja6245-real what weaknesses

Unoptimization is a hell of a pain.

This is the reason I stopped playing, it's a pain to run now

Makise Kurisu huh I play in the highest settings and I get a constant 120 fps

solarft that is because your pc is superior

Lol Lol well that is how that works

Dozer said "Fuck work."

@@ratte6090 Dozer said it’s time to clock out.

@GLaDOS someone made a mod to combine multiple units in one enemy...I haven't slept since I used that mod

Taser, Medic, Cloaker, Dozer, all combined. Has a minigun, can dropkick, tases, heals enemies... God

I go to challenge them, get tazed then cloaked, and if I manage to survive a medic brings them back

I used to be a adventurer like you, but then I took a spear to the eye by some heister wearing a doge mask

@@missingindy Oh that was me

@@missingindy Hey lad. We can both agree the drill is a piece of shit.

Minigun dozer: GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR Medic dozer: Yes

@@Gencrossbones It does not matter. MY LMG DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE!

Why why must you give me nightmare of such horrible things

@Magnus Von Braun why is it horrible -someone who never played Payday 2 (me)

@@bencenagy5459 basically, all police have normal very weak weapons but when payday 2 first came out(or payday the heist idk) security guards did the normal damage of a heister’s revolver and the devs just decided to keep it, so the very good damage plus the infinity health of a bulldozer would be really annoying

frank takis if cloakers weren’t bad enough

Okay but could you imagine the: M I N I G U N C L O A K E D M E D I C T A S E R S H I E L D D O Z E R

@@sharksbrofluffy8726 Y E S

@@sharksbrofluffy8726 guess I'll die

You mean cloaker?

Are you gonna drop a building on em?

Very freakin tactical if you ask me

I thought all guns could be aim downed?

Freshly Memed Lmgs only zoom in not really a ads

Rian Kek Thank you, its been a while since i played so i forgot about lmgs.

Arrow Head someone failed a one down mission, i meant aimed down, as in aiming down in past tense

Freshly Memed Oi weeb I the great alpha male order you to only talk when being talked to.

That is fucking sad

Please no

GenSec and Murkywater are taking notes.

I d0nt kn0w anym0re the bulldozer made me laugh before. Now the Medic Dozer makes me laugh harder. Also, the line is, “You’d never guess I went to med school. CUZ I DIDN’T!”

_downed police here, hmm..._ _fuck it_ *stabs syringe into his chest* _wait that worked_

Zeal dozer: I'M GOING TO GRAB ON THESE S*ITHEADS LIKE A F*CKING PIANO!

@Kawaii Con "YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WA-" *becomes the wall*

Ok...

Major Blitz what the fuck is a stand

@@benjamin-lw5ww JoJo reference

GLaDOS damn I cant imagine what the lobby sounded like after that

Counterstrike from fugitive works.

While he still can be stunned, I agree, it sucks you can't do it as easily.

Me: Oh. So you’re approaching me? Dozer: Can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer. Me: YOU FOOL! I have an LMG WITH A BIPOD! Dozer: *OH GOD DAMMIT!*

Deathwish -> Death Sentance

Well of course it's death wish then sentence

Albert Agung Billi Supangkat I’m pointing out that he misspelled sentence.

You are right I noticed that to

TYPO BRUH

L4d2?

My god i now remember them

Auto fire + crits + headshot multiplier= dead Though they can kill you in a second if you face them without preparing

Captain winters

they changed it long ago to not work on bulldozers anymore i used to body shot shred them in 1 sec