PC Engine Shooters for The Brave and The Bold!! Rayxanber!!! 

I watched this while on an elliptical at the gym. I couldnt keep it together. Almost fell off the machine laughing. This is top notch professional level comedy, guys.

Ironically, just this time last week, at about 3:45am Monday morning, MLK day, I woke up from sleeping in front of the TV on the couch and heard this sound like someone dragging a steel bumper down the street. I'm like WTF and sure enough, there's a big GM Suburban type SUV sitting out there, HUGE, full on bright lights to avoid cameras catching license plates, and by the time I realize what is actually happening, they were gone. Like 45 seconds. An older Honda Accord parked out front had its catalytic converter sawed off and taken. Lights are poppin' on in doorways, people are waking up and by the time I got down, they'd sped off. My neighbor flashed them with a flashlight, said it was Latinos and 1 was on the jack, 1 was on the saw. Boom. Faster than a pit crew. By the time you snap out of it and realize what's happening, it's over. Gone. I have an AR with 30rds to get them next time for the Prius across the street. (Armchair warrior mode)

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I fucking love you Bithead1000

Yessie never disappoints when I'm needing some quality entertainment.

Rayxanber II is one the most difficult side scrollers in the history of human civilization. Only second to the challenge of pronouncing it, which is done by getting sloshed like the developers clearly were when they did the voice over for that intro. It’s like they all came back to the office after a night out drinking and recorded it. 😂 Gotta love how they made games back then.

Sunday has quickly become the day of the week I look forward to most, thanks Bithead1000!

God damnit. Just when I thought he couldn’t get any better, he goes and whips out Rayxanber

1:10 My dad always called it "Midnight Auto Supply."

Also worth noting that Axiom Verge was a 1 man project. Fuckin amazing work of art. So glad you found it and like it. I haven't found many that appreciated as much as I did.

“Love love me DO!... you know I love YOU!” 😂

The jerk-off story has me dying. This show is the grass-roots Seinfeld. So much hilarity in the every-day ordinary.

Axiom Verge is probably my favourite game that came out in the last ten years. The whole game is done by one guy. Unbelievable.

I have zero tolerance for stealing as well. What’s this article that went viral last week about the family of a carjacker who wants to sue the owner for shooting and killing him? What?!! “Don’t do the crime if you wanna be alive” is what I always say. Great video as always! *edit* speaking of the sperm bank story, I keep getting these targeted ads on Instagram for a local spermbank says that you can “try VIrtual Reality”. I’ve been wanting to try Resident Evil 4 VR for a while, do you think I should go?

Never seen someone like 16 bit shooters so much it’s awesome 🤩

I think My sperm is coming out in wheelchairs lol that line had me laughing so hard

The old "PANO" box ?? love it., keep up king !

NO ONE on this entire RU-vid universe can make me laugh out loud so hard that my neighbors think i'm a weird-ass wingnut other than you, Bithead.. The shit that comes out of your mouth from nowhere. Holy Hell man, I'M IN !!!

That forgetting of names, and forgetting in general is only going to get worse. I'm 52 and I walked in to a super market the other day and realised I had no idea what I'd gone in for. I'm still trying to remember the name of a song I was going to ask my smart speaker to play, from four days ago. Wouldn't be so bad but it's a song I've been listening to since the '90's.

Another funny show, I love your sense of humor and comedy, I'm glad some sane people are still around in these times of snowflakes and over-sensitive clown society.

yooooooo you had me dying when you starting talking about the Sperm Bank lol

You're like the Bill Burr of gaming, so funny!!!!

First like and comment! Loved your last video

Rayxamber 1 was only on the FM Towns. Also I hope you remembered to order Axiom Verge 2 from Limited Run Games!

Omg new, vid I’m in !!! Thank you Jesse once again for your hard work and making my life just that bit better 👍

Jesus that sperm count story had me laughing so hard I choked on my spit. Christ that was funny.

Most people: Monday sucks Me: BitHead 1000 😎 Thanks for making my Monday's worth crawling out of bed for. Please do revisit Rayzxanbor, looks like a great shooter!

29:30 Is that where Ed Boon/John Tobias got the idea for the Mortal Kombat FATALITY from?

I once went to one of those joints, ya wouldn’t believe ,Alex Baldwin was in the next stall,he didn’t sh00t…

PC Engen Shooters, let's go Jessie, how are you today

Awesome episode Jesse!

37:40 , I love that game ..

Awesome video 👍👍👍

Showed the channel to my new lady she was in stitches I think shes a keeper

Can we have a sip of coffee for Axiom Verge? A wonderful video game developed by ONE PERSON!

Have you heard the story behind axiom verge? One guy made it. He did the art, music, level design, programming, everything. Then he donated the majority of his profit to his friend who needed money for his son’s operation. It’s a great backstory and a fantastic game.

I thought about the same thing the first time I saw a cordless grinder 🤣

Bro! I caught the covaids yesterday and have been waiting all day for you to show up for my first day of quarantine!... now what?

Panno 🤣 I’m calling it that for now on, that is gold!!!

Jessy you are maaaaaad 🙈😂😂😂 I don’t think there’s nothing you would not talk about 🙊 The chief of police “ and just like that were scanning for a sperm count out of chewing gum“ hahahaha LEGEND. Out of all your videos I laugh most as how you act out your wife’s voice 😹 I love predator 2 aswell great movie , my best part is when the predator gives Danny glover the gun after killing his mate 👌 P.s great shooter 💚🤍🧡

That was the late great Bill Paxton who the Predator pulls his spinal out. He was also the same actor from Aliens who says that's it were fucked were doomed. Lol

Axiom Verge is a very impressive game, and all created by one guy too (design, programming, music)..

The load supermarket. Hahahahaha

Hi

Lets go!!!!!

Every summer we have a pig roast and all my Puerto Rican homies bring a HUGE GLASS CHANGE JUG of that stuff. But theirs has grapes in it. That shit fuuuuuuuuuks you up!!!!

Sippa'coffee for Marty Jannetty

tribal chanting in monotone* ay carumba ay carumba

😂 here in denver they have children do the cutting! Gunshots every night, some guy stole my kids milk out of our delivery box. I’m still young but it’s about time to sit on my porch all night with a shotgun 🤦‍♂️

Bed goes up. Bed goes down.

Image Fight as a sidescroller; all you gotta do is just flip the TV sideways, and there you go!

Axiom verge is made by one Guy Thomas Happ

Yeeeaaaahhhh!!!!!

My man, comedy gold! 😆

The trick to never having my cat stolen is to run a straight pipe from the manifold right back hahaha

Ray zambber , isn’t that that dude from The Doors 🚪?

PICTSHUH PICTSHUH TOIME ! !

42:30 HAHAHAHAHHAHA OHHH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHH

Wow you are One lucky dude!! Your woman is into Axiom Verge -- You won at life man.

Bithead 1000 lets go!

Did you think about Elle Mcpherson while??

So probably around 1000mg or 1gram of caffeine per day. I love the caffeine, bronkaid, nicotine, combo. When I go out the waitress is generally shocked by how many cups I gulp down. I always ask for a glass of ice so that I can cool down the coffee for optimal chugging speed. Who the fuck do you think you are, Paul Dillet? Eating candy between sets, lol.

Did you ever complete Dragon Spirit?

Lol, this is the first full episode I've ever watched.

IS CALLAHAN HERE

Axiom Verge is so fucking good. The story, the visuals, the music, everything. To think one dude made it all by himself is incredible.

😂😂😂 Any how this is the life mate take care🙏

My friend got his catalytic converter stolen here in Phoenix.

Raisin bar?

Here's a pickle 🥒 that's all I can put on screen at this point

My Sister had her catalytic converter stolen out of her brand nbew big ass truck.

Predator 2 was good, but Predator 1 is untouchable, but movies used to be so good back then that a movie like Predator 2 was actually a dissapointment can you believe it?, i think also Alien 3 is great, each alien movie, from the 3 early ones are like different takes of the alien concept and are different type of movies, and i think Alien 3 has lots of quality.... but yeah Predator 2 is great... lol

Rayxamber 3 was way easy than 1 and 2

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You think Rayxanber 3 was beautiful you should of seen her sister

😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍

Hahahahaha falkee

I agree with your treatment of criminals. My wife and yours are complaining soul mates sadly.

Yea, you'd have to see the face. Nothing worse than pencil neck, receding chin, genetics.

Stealing catalytic converters is legal in New York because land owners have no rights -- and firearms are basically illegal. You think a cop is going to be faster than a sawsall?

It's Global Warming.

cymbal falls, as per usual ... 2 for flinchin'!

When you talk about things like All-American being out of onion rings ... you apologize for putting us to sleep.. but it's the little details like that ... that I love about your show.