peace was never an option 

“Little does she know I’m cursing her in duck language”

Game: Untitled *Goose* Game Schlatt: duck in Russian

lady: *chasing him* Jschlatt: OPEN THE DOOR lady: *opens door* Jschlatt: THANK YOU

"Obama's on high alert tonight" *- Schlatt, 2019*

Person of color: *exists* Jschlatt: I diagnose you with Obama

be mindful that these are just small clips of the stream. he was stuck trying to knock the stool over for 30 minutes

why does his voice work perfectly for the goose

there's so much genuine delight in his voice when he finally gets the bell, i literally cant remember any other game that took away his ability to be cynical for so long

A minute in and i already see him stealing a bra

“Obama’s on high alert tonight.” **joe Biden donates**

1:52 I enjoy the fact that he sounds so disappointed that the soap slid down the ramp and went offscreen :)

Tonight we attack brothers!

"Tampering with mail is a felony" "Im a *goose!* "

11:57 peace was never an option

“Be very quiet....” *M E P*

"I have an uncontrollable urge to... go inside the box."

learning russian normally: ❌ learning russian by watching jschlatt: ✅

The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Death Pestilence War Ytka

“Be Very quiet” * Quack * “ NOO YOU IDIOT!” “Hey” “Hey” “HEY! “ 0:09

Schlatt sounds like the white bird from Rio when he laughs he literally sound just like his 12:08

Be quiet *says the funny mic man*

This is not schlatt playing a game, this is just an average goose's conscious on a regular day

Fun fact: the name “udca” means “duck” in Russian

Schlatt in the Dsmp: *literally about to ruin everyones lives* Schlatt when playing this: *intense screaming*

0:38 “he doesn’t care” can we understand that this is Obama and Obama always health cares

This title reminds me of that time jschlatt changed his twitter name to BARACK OBAMA.

Being in love with Schlatt is the healthiest relationship I've had in my life.

11:59 is my personal favorite

“ *honk* ” -утка 2019

can't say I've ever seen a video that ends with "there's Obama"

9:47 I can’t be the only one who heard..

1:47 he just *becomes* the goose

I have never heard a more American sounding accent

I never knew the game ended like that that's so wholesomeee

5:40 7:27 12:09 13:58 I swear his laugh is both the most amazing thing while also the scariest

Schlatt: Plays funny goose game. RU-vid: Is this the new minecraft update?

When he took the knife and laughed I swore I was watching the joker.

imagine going for a walk in the park when all the sudden one of the geese just goes 9:26

14:17 : goose destroys a whole building h o n k

Why is Schlatt’s voice the perfect voice for the goose?

No one's talking about the dropped soap joke at 6:25 and it upsets me.

11:58 is my sleep paralysis demon

"I have this uncontrollable urge to get in the box." Cat

9:38 wilbur vibes 🥶😨💀☠️✋🏻😭

9:54 *how did they not like that?? i'm a goose* - *playing the hArMoNicA*

7:39 cutest part of the video

god, i love jschlatt. hes so funny and makes my day so much better 😌✨

11:52 he finally grabs the knife

"be very quiet..." later: schlatt yelling to get ytka's attention.

“Open the gate? Oh, we CAN open the gate. Alright, hold on.” *drops glass mug, shatter* BRUH

his laugh at 13:57 sounds like Karl's

He literally embodies that goose

I want ytka and bonk to become friends

0:26 "Jesus Christ Obama is on high alert tonight"

0:05 when that one kid remind teacher of homework

never forget that behind this 38 year old man that’s in $90,000 in debt voice is a 19 year old guy

1:19 ”We got the bruh”

13:38 attack on goose

“IM A GOOSE,PLAYING A HARMONICA!”

The fact that we haven't yet gotten "Untitled волк Game" is such a disgrace. A true tragedy.

I love it when the goose sneaks schlatt whispers.

I really think Schlatt has the same thought cycle as a goose.

7:40 the most russian ‘opa’ i’ve ever heard.

12:58 what do you have to say?*honk*that is rude dont say that

This is just the new generation's goat simulator

This was the most beautiful emotional rollercoaster of my life. Utka was truly an amazing goose.

4:48 i laughed so hard 😂

nobody: schlatt: *random goose bobbing*

Everything he says is different after the face reveal

3:59 Turns out he’s really dyslexic and every sip of the tea he takes he spits it back into the cup.

Every cat: 7:14

First утка makes us think he’s cute... *And then he takes his chance.*

The Schlatt Chronicles: Big Ducks' Revenge

i’m very sad atm and this made me so happy like this was so great to watch

0:44 mans got presidents donating

Anybody else happy he uploaded a part 2 to this.

Jschlatt: be very quiet My headphones: *BE VERY QUIET*

This was my first impression of Schlatt and I'm all for it.

i think ive watched this video 5 times. there’s something comforting abt this series.

Me during the civil war: *Peace was never an option*

Hold on... Schlatt uploading footage from the same month it was recorded? I can't believe my eyes.

Schlatt is my favorite person when ever im feeling down i just come and see him and it makes me so happy i know i haven't watched him for that long but hes one of the funniest and craziest person ever i really love and look up to you schlatt

Reminder to never let schlatt become a duck :D

Peace is never the option, it’s always a merge venture

Schlatt 's chaotic neutral vibes fit perfectly with this game

This video is oddly relaxing 🥺

This is one of my favorite videos of his

love jschlatt favorite channel ever

10:41 imagine a real goose saying ...

Is this where the peace was never an option meme was born?

Beautiful, just beautiful

Jshlatt when he sees stal: peace was never an option

he protecc he attacc but most importantly утка go quacc

Good job and thx for the smiles

I remember... years before I started watching Schlatt and the people he streams with, I saw a clip of him playing this game. I shall now watch the full vod in all its glory

“Peace was never an option” *Kurds invading the Syrians:*

11:55 Smile to pay me back

I love imagining a goose chasing people around screaming, “FUCK YOU” in Schlatt’s voice

i don't watch schlatt as much anymore but this is literally one of my comfort videos ever

13:06 the horses name is Friday. There you go.