Penn Jillette's 'Trump' Card Trick 

Says who?

Tremendous, I have the best cards, I always have the best cards

I've got the biggest Jack of hearts. The best Jack of hearts. Very big. Everybody likes it, let me tell ya. No one has a better Jack of hearts than mine.

"The Six of Hearts is the best Jack of Hearts. Believe me."

Ersen Akçay It's going to make America great again

Jajaja he'd also say: someone came to me and said: sir, thank you for being a magician. You are the best magician we've ever had.

lol probably ...prolly made it disappear by accident in one take

Jack did keep coming up, but it wasn't the jack of hearts. It was always the jack of shit because he is a lying idiot.

NinjaOnANinja XD

Jim Fortune he probably got it first try.

More than anything I'm surprised it wasn't the 3 of clubs

Tutorial?

Instructions too complicated, I pulled out a potato.

And so could Trump!

Cuz you're an idiot, like me.

Tim Finley ok Mrs clinton

jeeze Bummer Brett maybe pick a better card

"I call him 'Lying Mansfield' because he's always lying"

Funny how the left is the ones removing freedom of speech. Can you use the word man or woman at work without going to sensitivity training because you offended someone?

@@mercdragons The Non Sequitur Police are in the area. Might wanna lay low for a few.

@@mercdragons man TV. What!

Pesto!

Actually, it's due to him again poorly, and to tell the truth, he looks like he's got cancer. I've seen a fair amount of people with cancer and I would guess those who've also seen them would have to agree.

Dr. Monty M

Kman Actually, he talks in a different video about how he went on a diet after his doctor expressed concerns for his health.

Kman That's the worst assumption I've ever seen. He does NOT have cancer. He went on a special diet due to his high blood pressure and medication wasn't helping him that much. He talks about it in a separate video how he reset his taste buds and eats whatever he wants. However he doesn't want to eat like shit anymore hence the drastic weight loss.

Fake news!!! Fake card!!!

That pretty much how it went in reality lol

It was. He had to do a double grab to make it wrong.

personally I don't agree with trump's coin flipping attitude on subjects, but I do think lowering taxes= economic prosperity and I can't shake the feeling that Putin has a hidden anti-american agenda when he's speaking well of Trump Now on the other hand Clinton *sounds* like she wants to kill russians, and get elected because shes old and has been a part of the system for a while, thereby feeling entitled to the presidential seat It makes no sense that she can decry Stop n Frisk as unconstitutional, yet push "strong background checks on suspicious people" which is basically stop n frisk It makes no sense that she can make a crowd give her a standing ovation or merely agreeing with an issue that her competition states (bernie for instance) but she ends up being stronger because she says "what he said, and more" and lastly the backing of S(ensitive) J(osh) W(hedon) and his cohort of marvel super duper heroes accusing donald of wanting to use nuclear weapons on the world is blatant sensationalism; high-brow and believable because of the undoubtedly high budget, but either way fuck that noise because you can't say accusing someone of wanting to use nuclear weapons is way more ridiculous than a classical machisimo discourse on groping skanks (even though that is admittedly sexist) Either way Trump seems to be a lesser evil because I think the mountain of bullshit he's using to get into power is waaaaaaaaaay shorter than clinton's

I didn't hear anything he said about Hillary, did you? And also, I can only see that only Penn is in this clip, what makes you think Penn and Teller have the same political opinion? I'm just pointing out the illogical things in one simple sentence that you said. May God bless America! ^^!

Anthony Lehman If you voted for him, he definitely fooled you.

Mr. W lemme think.. nah.

he fooled 'murca

Vlad of Wallachia wow

I supported him and still do. so not really fooled. He is doing his campaign promises.

Ben Moulding >stupidity they didn't vote for the cheating, gay hating, Latino hating monster that disguises itself as Hillary Clinton

+Ben Moulding When someone makes their life as a magician and comedian, I'm sure they have some hope that the audience is dumb or else they wouldn't have a job.

He's still a fucking idiot who is already making a mess before he's even in office.

Like creating more jobs than 0bummer did in 8 years? You must believe the 4.6% unemployment lie. According to 0barry, he's added more jobs than there are people on the planet, but get ready for a real president for a change!!

What "real" President would that be then? Certainly not Trump! He's a fucking moron! He's a science denier! He's a joke.

Meme man? Now that's a superhero I want. Alfred, put Marvel on line 3...

turtle79070 LMAO

Best comment ever!!

ZING!!

Ah yes the old two in the back of the head suicide trick

Lol

Dude, that's Gary Busey!

Gary funny af

He has a very different kind of intelligence that magicians have. He’s two faced and amazing misdirection and charisma that he can talk you into believing he did the card trick perfectly despite what footage says

That’s basically Piff the Magic Dragon’s act.

ROOKTABULA this comment has made my day. Good job sir. XD

And that made me smile. Feedback loop!

thats the point

No need to pull the woman card, just "Remove" all the cards that are in its way to top.

Yup. Just make them "disappear".

Does it bother you that what you say means fuck all? I have taken shits that have more meaning than whatever the fuck it is you're saying.

You know, it's interesting to note that the rebuttal is always 'Yeah, but Hillary.." It's never a selling point on Trump but trying to hitch an indictment of Hillary TO Trump as a rejoinder. That's not a very good look if you're trying to convince me to vote for Trump.

Nah, what you really wanted to do was make a sexist comment putting down Hillary because she's a woman. I can think of literally a million other things to poke fun at her over, but you went straight to the woman card joke. Classic.

In light of the Capitol riots, it really did.

Of course you didn't. One has to be 18 to vote...

You sound butthurt

Unemployment in the cellar, 4% GDP growth, looks like he got the Jack of Hearts to me.

Randolph Carter thank Obama not Trump dumbass

@@simonli4484 Yet the increase happened half a year after Trump's election..?

Yeah but you must remember, the "poster boy" of the anti-PC movement, Donald Trump, sued the Onion over a satire article and Bill Maher over a joke. That is the antithesis of free speech and is actually a perfect representation of PC outrage.

It is strange that 'free' speech seems to be for those who can afford the legal system to uphold it...

+KarmageddonUK What?

Free speech protects us from the gov't, not each other. He didn't sue them out of outrage, he knew he had an opportunity to make money. It's all business with Trump, you have to understand that.

Eric White ??? What does this have to do with Trump being able to sue and that not being an infringement of freedom of speech.

I find it funny the confidence you have on biden. He would forget the card he picked 😂

.......and continue on his plunderrous course of trying to be the Richest Man in the whole fucking world.....

Both of these comments show how ignorant people can be. The guy hasn't even served as a government official yet and you're already assuming how he's gonna leave the office if he were president. And people who are worth more than 40 million don't strive to become any richer because your lifestyle doesn't change that much after that. Becoming the richest person in the world isn't on the bucket list of most successful businessmen as they care more about their businesses more than they do about their wealth. That's an idiotic assumption. One that would likely be made by someone who doesn't appreciate the capitalist system.

Varuzhan Kadoyan Clearly you're the ignorant one because some of us have bothered to learn about the history and motivations of Trump showing he is running for purely selfish reasons, so maybe you should educate yourself before criticising others.

Trakker Why don't you give me an example of a selfish reason to run for POTUS.

Varuzhan Kadoyan Well first he's a businessman, he's "donated" many times to politicians, he's well known for not paying or short-changing employees and contractors, he's gone bankrupt many times, the person who wrote his book "The art of the deal" said he wish he didn't lie in that book to make him look good and says all he cares about is money and fame, and other people close to him have said the only reason he is running for president is to spread the Trump brand and get a new season of the Apprentice which Trump said he'll film from the oval office. And a quote from Trump himself saying "It's very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it"

Jules Lichtmann Not at all! Penn And Teller are Nobody! Magic is coming from thousands of years these are just 2 guys performing in this century!

treta yug I wouldn't say they're nobody, but their hubris is annoying.

MrQwerty227 Basically they are nobody! You may become very big and famous that doesnt put you in a place where you stand above the art! What Penn says everything is not relevant!

Testa Nera if you think magic is all about lying and sneaky moves, that's not magic.

Testa Nera i can only agree with what you said, sneaky moves as in...sleight of hand? go to a magic site or any high class tutorials, the comments there will always be "oh sexy controls" or "damn finest pass ive seen" or how about "pure art." ?

Actually, most people look worse after losing a lot of weight.

His weight was killing him. Be glad for the guy

There is a saying after all.. "Its like arguing with a wall" Think you just found your wall, Billi-boy x)

Arguing on the internet is like talking to a wall. That's why I don't even bother.

Wow thanks. I'm adding you to the suicide note I'm leaving for my friends and family

what? LOL He is referring to Trump suggesting that the Father had no right to attack him at the convention I find context and expecially facts to be very important when forming an opinion...but that's just me

Harri v'Jah 1:18 "No Muslims into our country, the 1st Amendment...." Once again, Foreign Muslims in foreign lands are NOT protected by the Constitution. What exactly am I taking out of context or not being factual about?

***** Who?

He was not foreign... he's a U.S. citizen in the army.

Spycrabs Wasn't talking about him IDIOT.

Does it matter?

***** Where did I support Trump? I don't and I didn't. That makes you a... HYPOCRITE :)

utarian7 But back to your original comment, why does it matter who Penn supports? Regardless, his criticism of Trump is just as apt.

Brion Foulke To dispel the false dichotomy prevalent in a "two party system"

utarian7 But that's not what this video is about. Penn has talked about that kind of thing elsewhere.

The Russians are confederates shouting at the audience that their card was actually the Six of Hearts and the idea that it was the Jack of Hearts was lies from Shillery.

I am confusha

Clearly humor isn't worth your time.

So was your comment

Just like Hillary's campaign.

I was hoping this would be funny

LOL.

Don't forget Trump's magic wand the Obama foretold . . .

Will it be an accident when he gets reelected? Because right now Ocasio-Cortez seems like a worse choice than Trump, not a better one. I mean, the left freaked out about him banning some reporters from his press meetings, but she's already gone and banned all press from two of her events. She's also a total newbie to politics, and is really going to struggle against Trumps Charisma and ability to manipulate the Press, based on the few interviews of hers I've seen. Maybe she'll surprise and do well, but right now she looks like the perfect opponent for Trump to get reelected against.

+Bill Gates Accept Trump in my life, you mean like Jesus?

Lord Trump I ask you today to come into my heart and invite me into your kingdom, build a wall around my heart oh lord and make it great again, Amen

SalandFindles idiot

CAPTAIN CAPITAL well because liberals don't rely on facts...they rely on feelings and opinions..."he could NEVER get it right...that's so damn true" can you predict the future?...he is doing a damn sight better than Hillary would have...Penn calls himself a libertarian...yet he voted for Hillary...hmmm

The point of this was not to make a legitimate point. This is to follow his previous points. Let the old man have some fun.

Trump is an idiot, that was a valid point

But it was a great point

Christopher Hall wrong sir

It's called comedy lmao

Jollyprez you're a moron

Fucking mainstream media, convincing fat magicians that trump isn't the greatest president. What will they do next ?!

Venom Stains he isn't fat lmao, he lost over 100 pounds

Jollyprez Because that's the only reason anyone could possibly disagree with your political opinion, totally

How's Trump working out now xD.

RundownOyster Idk man, better economy, settling peace with North Korea, tax cuts, you tell me.

Current economic trends started years ago, he has passed very few economic policies. He has not settled peace with North Korea, he had one summit with North Korean officials and declared they are no longer a threat which shows that he does not understand how dictatorships function. If we had assured peace with them, Kim Jong Un would not be dictator. I was slightly surprised that the tax cuts did not directly impact the wealthy, but he has shown no interest in adjusting the budgets accordingly. Trump shows a lack of the proper experience and education to be a president.

RundownOyster Say what you want about him, most liberals said he is gonna start a nuclear war with NK and don't just slide off the summit as nothing. It was historical for the future of both countries. And I'm not gonna lie some things I don't agree with Trump. But he's clearly not what people see him to be.

RundownOyster Don't forget the hundreds of thousands of new jobs, 30-40% decrease in illegal immigration, and much better relations with North Korea and South Korea